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Crime › Re: Police Arrest 5 Women For Hawking Naira Notes In Ogun by uuzba(m): 11:40am On Apr 16, 2018
NaijaMutant:
I see no crime here

As long as they are not mining skulls undecided
Money is not a product. It is document to exchange for value of a product.
If you sell money itself, you are creating inflation. Other valued products will become unnecessarily expensive to cover cost.

They are being arrested because they are making the lives of other Nigerians more difficult by creating inflation.
Politics › Re: Trump To Host President Buhari In Washington On April 30 by uuzba(m): 10:41am On Apr 16, 2018
BrainnewsNg:
And so does what..

Why the insult on my president?
Your president is the head of Nigeria, a former British protectorate. English is our unifying language otherwise we have no business being together. If you want to be president, you better speak English the way the British taught us because you are addressing the whole nation and not only your village.
Christianity Etc › Re: Lizard Tied To A Man's Car In The Night In Awka, Anambra (Photos) by uuzba(m): 10:16am On Apr 16, 2018
egworlordor:
Fear kills faster than AIDS; fear fear christians
Saint Paul was in Malta. Snake came To bite him. He just use one hand to pick it and throw it away. The locals were shocked. Looking at him, expecting him to die. Nothing happened.
Christianity Etc › Re: Lizard Tied To A Man's Car In The Night In Awka, Anambra (Photos) by uuzba(m): 10:13am On Apr 16, 2018
NnamdiEducamia:
Share your pics let's see your fine face.
You want to see the face of a racist abi?
Christianity Etc › Re: Lizard Tied To A Man's Car In The Night In Awka, Anambra (Photos) by uuzba(m): 10:11am On Apr 16, 2018
decatalyst:
His name is MR BLACK cool
Nigerians being racist to other Nigerians.
The same way the Hutu and Tutsi of Rwanda were racist to each other and killed off 20% of the entire countries population in their 1994 Mass genocide. All because Oyibos said, they like the shape of head of the Tutsi tribe and they don't like the shape of head of the Hutu tribe.

Continue calling your fellow Nigerian Black with the imaginary hope that you yourself are white, and so would be given Visa to go to America.

WTF?!
Christianity Etc › Re: Lizard Tied To A Man's Car In The Night In Awka, Anambra (Photos) by uuzba(m): 9:26am On Apr 16, 2018
PurplePatch:
shocked

Beauty and the beast! cheesy

I had to shine a torch light on my screen to see the husbands face... grin

#TouchToDyeBlack angry
Tomorrow, when Oyibos call you Nigger, you will say they are racist. I know how many answers I've written on Quota.com telling these same oyibo people that we Africans are even more racist to each other than they were ever racist to us.
Health › Re: Obiano Upgrading Onitsha General Hospital To Specialist Hospital-photos by uuzba(m): 9:02am On Apr 16, 2018
When White man builds hospital, the building is just straight, flat and functional.
When black man builds hospital, 50% of the money is spent on aluminum roofing sheet.

Is there more bed space inside the roof? Why is the roof so gigantic? Or somebody just wants to sell roofing sheet by force?

Foreign Affairs › Re: South Africa Buries Nelson Mandela's Wife, Winnie Mandela Today Aimed Tears by uuzba(m): 9:26pm On Apr 14, 2018
alabo1:
Posts like yours make me realize everyday that a large portion of the human populace are actually insane. Without even studying your profile your posts reveals that if you live to a thousand years you will not achieve 1% of what she has. You can not even respect the dead. Please do not procreate.
That guy said something different. Though I do not accept insulting dead people. But look at this:
http://imzansi.com/the-shocking-reasons-why-nelson-mandela-divorced-winnie-exposed/
Foreign Affairs › Re: South Africa Buries Nelson Mandela's Wife, Winnie Mandela Today Aimed Tears by uuzba(m): 9:23pm On Apr 14, 2018
Optimisticlady:
After her divorce she chose to maintain Mandela's name. It was a choice she made that was why she was addressed as Mandela's.
Mandela is the actor of this film. Na him do all the action moves. Which one did she do apart from answering awuf name?
Foreign Affairs › Re: South Africa Buries Nelson Mandela's Wife, Winnie Mandela Today Aimed Tears by uuzba(m): 9:19pm On Apr 14, 2018
Krissjones:
Useless ugly old black bitch glad she's dead atleast now her profound useless in life can be absolved by using her as fertilizer.
It's like there is something you know about her. But don't curse her.
I just read up what she even divorced Mandela. Your husband is a great man and yet you divorce him and went to sleep with other men? It's better not to even answer Mandela as name. It is the man who did the great work. I don't know her for anything.
My take on it sha.
Here's the link on what I read.

http://imzansi.com/the-shocking-reasons-why-nelson-mandela-divorced-winnie-exposed/
Foreign Affairs › Re: South Africa Buries Nelson Mandela's Wife, Winnie Mandela Today Aimed Tears by uuzba(m): 9:04pm On Apr 14, 2018
Why did she run from her husband Mandela?
Travel › Re: Driver Crashes His Mercedes Benz SUV In A Freak Accident In Lagos. Photos by uuzba(m): 7:48pm On Apr 13, 2018
nextstep:
I understand where you're coming from but there are problems with moving accident victims:

1. you don't know what they broke in their body, and so moving an accident victim can worsen their situation if you're not a professional. You really need emergency personnel with stretcher.

2. in our dear country, there's no reward for doing good... if you pull somebody and take them to hospital, three things may happen:
- you're on the hook for the hospital bill
- police will start looking for somebody to blame and frame
- if you somehow made something worse (by moving the person without training), instead of thanks you may get a lawsuit

One of my aunts was implicated by police and got into so much undeserved pain, trauma, and financial cost for stopping to help the victim of an accident and take her to hospital. With these in mind, we've learned to mind our own business, and leave victims to the professionals that our oil and taxes are supposed to pay for.
When we talk, we never put ourselves in the position of the victim.
The story of the good Samaritan continues to apply till this day. I'm sorry for what happened to your aunty. God knows exactly how he will reward her. On that day, she would have forgotten all this. You cannot be calculating anything.
TV/Movies › Re: Dwayne Johnson Reveals Why He Used a Nigerian Name 'Okoye' In His Movie 'Rampage by uuzba(m): 5:16pm On Apr 13, 2018
CSTR1003:
See as some animals just dey disgrace igbo people for here.

What a big shame. undecided

Please they don't speak for us. Igbos are not chestbeaters.
I really can't understand the problem of the Igbo man. Is it totally impossible to live in any part of Nigeria without shouting from the rooftop that you are of Igbo origin? This is what makes other tribes hate Igbos more and more. All of us can quietly live and let live. Why must we always hear unnecessary noise from Igbo people?
Car Talk › Re: These Are 5 Of The Best Jeep Concepts Created Over The Years by uuzba(m): 9:01am On Apr 11, 2018
This one

Politics › Re: Nigerians In UK Protest Against President Buhari's Re-Election Bid by uuzba(m): 4:22am On Apr 11, 2018
seguno2:
Bunch of El-Stupidoes.
They had better ensure that their relatives and friends in Nigeria have their PVCs otherwise Buhari will be sworn in again for a second term on May 29, 2019!
If they are smart, they will ask for their PVCs before sending them money.
Why do we remain so stupid despite going to school and even living in oyinbo landhuh
That is a very hard question.
Car Talk › Re: Nigerians Saw A Self-Driving Car For The First Time & Mobbed The Car (Pic,Video) by uuzba(m): 5:11pm On Apr 10, 2018
[quote author=wwwtortoise post=66590058]cheesy

Whoever deployed that self-driven automobile should remotely monitor it, make boys no go kidnap am.
cheesy[/quote]It is a very foolish device.
The car is programmed to stop if there is an obstacle on the road. Somebody just put a stone /jerry can on the road the car will stop.
Jack up tires and remove all the wheels, brake pad. Finish the car. The foolish owner will come from where he is hiding. Idiot oyibos.
Crime › Re: Woman Removes Her Top As She Fights Another Lady Publicly In Delta State. Photos by uuzba(m): 7:21pm On Apr 09, 2018
Papoose269:
Na poverty cause am.
Are you rich? If you are are you helping anybody? You say Na poverty cause am as if, the women willingly took poverty upon themselves.
Travel › Re: 18 Common Road Signs That Most Motorists In Nigeria Don’t Know Their Meanings by uuzba(m): 7:09pm On Apr 09, 2018
Nigeria is a country where it is possible to live without obeying any laws. That does not mean that since nobody will catch you, kukuma break the laws.
Obey laws because they are a way of life.
In developed countries, people are enslaved to the laws. They don't want to obey laws too, just like Nigerians, but their system has trapped them that they cannot escape. And it is no longer fun to even live there with 1000 laws.
Better to get used to obeying the laws now before it becomes totally enforced upon you.

Now in Naija, it is possible to get the name of the car owner just by checking the number plate online. In UK (that I know O!), they can also get your home address and come and knock on your door. Where can you hide? Nigeria will get there (I hate internet)/
Politics › Re: Adebayo Shittu To Omoyele Sowore: "Inconsequential, Go Contest For Councillor" by uuzba(m): 10:16am On Apr 09, 2018
Alikote:
But the true voters don't even read Sahara reporter...they don't have android phone....or data just radio they deliver 10 m vote ever 4 years ..
Android and iOS people no dey vote. Dem dey write and write.
Crime › Re: South African Lady Spots Her Rapist In Methodist Church by uuzba(m): 9:27am On Apr 09, 2018
Homeboiy:
The best revenge u will get is to kill him

u won't be seeing him again
Then you will be sent to prison ..
And inside prison, you will meet ...
...who will.... ,you ...and... ...and...and.
Finally you will regret ever ...
Phones › Re: 5 Reasons Why I Agree TECNO Is For Nigerians by uuzba(m): 12:20pm On Apr 08, 2018
NwaAmaikpe:
shocked


The only reason Tecno is for Nigerians is that Nigerians appreciate mediocrity.
Nigerians have no choice but to accept mediocrity. We have a diverse culture and different beliefs, we argue, fight and kill each other, we have little infrastructure. It is a miracle anything gets done in this type of environment. Hence = mediocrity
Politics › Re: Smart Cole: "Buhari’s Security Nearly Killed Me!!" by uuzba(m): 11:49pm On Apr 06, 2018
GoldenJAT:
50 SECURITY DETAILS!!!!huh
Na work them dey find.
Events › Re: Bride Storms Shoprite In Akure To Buy Bread, Shortly After Her Wedding by uuzba(m): 8:24pm On Apr 06, 2018
addikt:
If anything happens now , them go say na village people , why not kuku reach house first ....


THE THING DeY DO HER LIKE HE DEY ALWAYS DO SECONDARY SCHOOL STUDENTS TO DISPLAY THEIR INTER HOUSE SPORT VESTS grin
Before nko? Which other day she fit wear the dress? Na achievement Na.
Crime › Re: Girl Found Hanging From A Window In Kano (Disturbing Photos) by uuzba(m): 8:21pm On Apr 06, 2018
dynicks:
u actually right bro....just that d level of evil being commited these days is so alarming nd ruthless.....bros u sef imagine'am na......poor little girl...
The matter tire me. Just pray and leave matter to God almighty.
People were behaving anyhow before during the time of Noah. He vexed and flushed everyone away with flood. He said he will never do that again.
People were behaving anyhow in Sodom and Gomorrah. He blasted the place to pieces and saves only Abraham, Lot and his children.

Is it every time God will be blasting this world? Will he not rest again? Just believe in Jesus Christ that he sent to teach us how to behave. The day he is tired, he will end the world. You, make sure you enter heaven.
Crime › Re: People Killed In Offa Bank Robbery Loaded In A Truck As Residents Cry (Graphic) by uuzba(m): 8:14pm On Apr 06, 2018
sixtus239:
there was a country
What do you want? We are already inside Nigeria whether you like or not.
Crime › Re: Girl Found Hanging From A Window In Kano (Disturbing Photos) by uuzba(m): 8:08pm On Apr 06, 2018
dynicks:
This must be d handy work of someone wicked !!


sometimes i wonder what keeps d god of thunder from striking evil people these days...

modified: ehe! Mr seun I hear say e get Wetin u dey give first commenters!! so u mind doing the needful? reply asap!!
You really believe there is a god of thunder (you actually mean lightning. Thunder is just the noise lighting makes), who has no other work in his godding activities but to just send lighting bolts at human beings? Everybody does foolish things. If such god, did that, nobody will be alive.
Crime › Re: Kenyan Undergraduate Commits Suicide By Hanging Over A Lady, Shares Suicide Note by uuzba(m): 9:48am On Apr 05, 2018
olahero:
Nonsense, what's wrong with Youths of nowadays?
The plain truth. We all went to school/university with the idea that industry jobs were waiting for us, like they were waiting for our parents.

But industry has changed. If 100 people are cutting grass in a farm daily, and the you bring 1 tractor, 1 person will cut all the grass, 99 will go jobless.

Computes have removed jobs from many people hands. Importation of finished goods too.

Ether people just go back to farming or continue cracking their brains on ways to remain relevant in a highly computerised and mechanised industry.

One who does not realise this will remain extremely frustrated.
Sports › Re: Team Nigeria’s Outfit To The Gold Coast Games In Australia by uuzba(m): 9:23pm On Apr 04, 2018
This is my own Team Nigeria outfit. Anybody that doesn't like it should wear jeans.

Enough of all this rubbish. Men wear wrapper in this country , not only Scottish people.

Celebrities › Re: Kiss Daniel Thanks Fan Who Gave Him Back His N14M Chain When It Fell Off. by uuzba(m): 9:14pm On Apr 04, 2018
JustCalMeDBoss:
Truly loyal fan
And what will the loyalty do for him?
Crime › Re: Pastor Arrested For Raping 12-Year-Old Housemaid In Cross River State. Photos by uuzba(m): 9:10pm On Apr 04, 2018
Sheuns:
BRO take a chill. Let's not always put religious and tribal remarks in what we do or say. What matters is for the man to be prosecuted accordingly. Gracias Amigos.
Religious remark you say?
The title of the article is "Pastor Arrested For Raping 12-Year-Old Housemaid In Cross River State (Photos)"

If you want to remove religion, it should have been "MAN arrested....."

Foolish people always force-advertise the word "PASTOR" with the hope that MAYBE the police and the rest of will give the 1diot preferential treatment because he WAS a pastor.
Education › Re: Professor Wendy Osefo Racially Attacked For Speaking Against Racism In US by uuzba(m): 9:01pm On Apr 04, 2018
Vinstel:
Yeye woman, professor my ass!!! I bet she's just opposing trump because of her racist stereotypes. She deserves to be called a nigger and a black monkey because that's exactly what she is
Don't insult people. Hate cannot pursue hate away. You cant quench fire by firing it.
Education › Re: Professor Wendy Osefo Racially Attacked For Speaking Against Racism In US by uuzba(m): 8:58pm On Apr 04, 2018
yomalex:
racially attacked?
So this one we are calling each other, Ipob, iPod, afonja, red cap, gworo chewing, .. this ones are what? Na usual thing for us now.

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