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Car TalkRe: How Good Is Flushing The Engine Of Your Car? by uuzba(m): 8:10am On Apr 19, 2018
It's somehow

PoliticsRe: Thugs That Stole Senate Mace Arrested, Placed In Handcuffs. Photos by uuzba(m): 8:04am On Apr 19, 2018
hammer6F:
Executive Prisoners, did you not see them dressed like they are going to Church?

They allow dem dress finish before arresting dem.

They look better dressed than wen they first went to collect the worthless Mace.

Did u see anybody touch them? Not even small slap!
If you want to be respected in Nigeria, DRESS WELL.
Learn how to dress properly.
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Many people dress foolishly and expect to be treated with respect and are
surprised when people treat them like sh1t.
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What is proper dressing?
Something that is not extreme in fashion.
You must decide that for yourself.
PoliticsRe: Suspended Senator Omo-Agege Thug Runs With The Mace Of Senate (Video) by uuzba(m): 2:10pm On Apr 18, 2018
bamite:
Being a nigerian is the hardest thing to do in this life embarassed
It requires that we have or follow a certain philosophy of life. A just way of life that favours all the different tribes always. Some have tried I'm the past. But right now, our leaders do not have any proper behaviour that we followers can learn from.
PoliticsRe: Pictures Of The Battle For The Mace Of The Senate by uuzba(m):
GuntersChain:
I am not surprised majority of the senator are men/women of questionable character right from their days as students.
So the students with questionable characters become the senators. And the other holy, innocent students who wear shoe and socks, end up under them?
Then the hoodlums who didn't go to school at all, walk around with ak47, shooting whoever they like and collecting mace from the senators.

Hmm?

PoliticsRe: Pictures Of The Battle For The Mace Of The Senate by uuzba(m): 12:14pm On Apr 18, 2018
Temmy5050:
The hoodlums should av done us favor by killing them all so Nigeria can have peace
Peace with no government? Have you checked the news to see other nations that have no government, whether they are at peace?
CrimeRe: Lifeless Body Of A Lady Dumped On The Road In Maryland, Lagos (Photos) by uuzba(m): 12:05pm On Apr 18, 2018
May her soul rest in peace, Amen.
May we all learn too.
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When a woman is alive, nyash and breast pictures all over social media. Pantless, braless. All guys telling tales of sex and other escapades with the woman.

Now this one is dead, OP and others could not even go near the dead body. Is it not still the same.... OK you are afraid of something now, abi?
PoliticsRe: If You Were Ambode, What 2 Things Would You Do To Improve Traffic In Lagos? by uuzba(m): 12:55pm On Apr 17, 2018
Whatever you do to improve traffic in lagos, more people will come to Lagos. The system is already choked. Develop other States.
CrimeRe: Police Arrest 5 Women For Hawking Naira Notes In Ogun by uuzba(m): 11:40am On Apr 16, 2018
NaijaMutant:
I see no crime here

As long as they are not mining skulls undecided
Money is not a product. It is document to exchange for value of a product.
If you sell money itself, you are creating inflation. Other valued products will become unnecessarily expensive to cover cost.

They are being arrested because they are making the lives of other Nigerians more difficult by creating inflation.
PoliticsRe: Trump To Host President Buhari In Washington On April 30 by uuzba(m): 10:41am On Apr 16, 2018
BrainnewsNg:
And so does what..

Why the insult on my president?
Your president is the head of Nigeria, a former British protectorate. English is our unifying language otherwise we have no business being together. If you want to be president, you better speak English the way the British taught us because you are addressing the whole nation and not only your village.
Christianity EtcRe: Lizard Tied To A Man's Car In The Night In Awka, Anambra (Photos) by uuzba(m): 10:16am On Apr 16, 2018
egworlordor:
Fear kills faster than AIDS; fear fear christians
Saint Paul was in Malta. Snake came To bite him. He just use one hand to pick it and throw it away. The locals were shocked. Looking at him, expecting him to die. Nothing happened.
Christianity EtcRe: Lizard Tied To A Man's Car In The Night In Awka, Anambra (Photos) by uuzba(m): 10:13am On Apr 16, 2018
NnamdiEducamia:
Share your pics let's see your fine face.
You want to see the face of a racist abi?
Christianity EtcRe: Lizard Tied To A Man's Car In The Night In Awka, Anambra (Photos) by uuzba(m): 10:11am On Apr 16, 2018
decatalyst:
His name is MR BLACK cool
Nigerians being racist to other Nigerians.
The same way the Hutu and Tutsi of Rwanda were racist to each other and killed off 20% of the entire countries population in their 1994 Mass genocide. All because Oyibos said, they like the shape of head of the Tutsi tribe and they don't like the shape of head of the Hutu tribe.

Continue calling your fellow Nigerian Black with the imaginary hope that you yourself are white, and so would be given Visa to go to America.

WTF?!
Christianity EtcRe: Lizard Tied To A Man's Car In The Night In Awka, Anambra (Photos) by uuzba(m): 9:26am On Apr 16, 2018
PurplePatch:
shocked

Beauty and the beast! cheesy

I had to shine a torch light on my screen to see the husbands face... grin

#TouchToDyeBlack angry
Tomorrow, when Oyibos call you Nigger, you will say they are racist. I know how many answers I've written on Quota.com telling these same oyibo people that we Africans are even more racist to each other than they were ever racist to us.
HealthRe: Obiano Upgrading Onitsha General Hospital To Specialist Hospital-photos by uuzba(m): 9:02am On Apr 16, 2018
When White man builds hospital, the building is just straight, flat and functional.
When black man builds hospital, 50% of the money is spent on aluminum roofing sheet.

Is there more bed space inside the roof? Why is the roof so gigantic? Or somebody just wants to sell roofing sheet by force?

Foreign AffairsRe: South Africa Buries Nelson Mandela's Wife, Winnie Mandela Today Aimed Tears by uuzba(m): 9:26pm On Apr 14, 2018
alabo1:
Posts like yours make me realize everyday that a large portion of the human populace are actually insane. Without even studying your profile your posts reveals that if you live to a thousand years you will not achieve 1% of what she has. You can not even respect the dead. Please do not procreate.
That guy said something different. Though I do not accept insulting dead people. But look at this:
http://imzansi.com/the-shocking-reasons-why-nelson-mandela-divorced-winnie-exposed/
Foreign AffairsRe: South Africa Buries Nelson Mandela's Wife, Winnie Mandela Today Aimed Tears by uuzba(m): 9:23pm On Apr 14, 2018
Optimisticlady:
After her divorce she chose to maintain Mandela's name. It was a choice she made that was why she was addressed as Mandela's.
Mandela is the actor of this film. Na him do all the action moves. Which one did she do apart from answering awuf name?
Foreign AffairsRe: South Africa Buries Nelson Mandela's Wife, Winnie Mandela Today Aimed Tears by uuzba(m): 9:19pm On Apr 14, 2018
Krissjones:
Useless ugly old black bitch glad she's dead atleast now her profound useless in life can be absolved by using her as fertilizer.
It's like there is something you know about her. But don't curse her.
I just read up what she even divorced Mandela. Your husband is a great man and yet you divorce him and went to sleep with other men? It's better not to even answer Mandela as name. It is the man who did the great work. I don't know her for anything.
My take on it sha.
Here's the link on what I read.

http://imzansi.com/the-shocking-reasons-why-nelson-mandela-divorced-winnie-exposed/
Foreign AffairsRe: South Africa Buries Nelson Mandela's Wife, Winnie Mandela Today Aimed Tears by uuzba(m): 9:04pm On Apr 14, 2018
Why did she run from her husband Mandela?
TravelRe: Driver Crashes His Mercedes Benz SUV In A Freak Accident In Lagos. Photos by uuzba(m): 7:48pm On Apr 13, 2018
nextstep:
I understand where you're coming from but there are problems with moving accident victims:

1. you don't know what they broke in their body, and so moving an accident victim can worsen their situation if you're not a professional. You really need emergency personnel with stretcher.

2. in our dear country, there's no reward for doing good... if you pull somebody and take them to hospital, three things may happen:
- you're on the hook for the hospital bill
- police will start looking for somebody to blame and frame
- if you somehow made something worse (by moving the person without training), instead of thanks you may get a lawsuit

One of my aunts was implicated by police and got into so much undeserved pain, trauma, and financial cost for stopping to help the victim of an accident and take her to hospital. With these in mind, we've learned to mind our own business, and leave victims to the professionals that our oil and taxes are supposed to pay for.
When we talk, we never put ourselves in the position of the victim.
The story of the good Samaritan continues to apply till this day. I'm sorry for what happened to your aunty. God knows exactly how he will reward her. On that day, she would have forgotten all this. You cannot be calculating anything.
TV/MoviesRe: Dwayne Johnson Reveals Why He Used a Nigerian Name 'Okoye' In His Movie 'Rampage by uuzba(m): 5:16pm On Apr 13, 2018
CSTR1003:
See as some animals just dey disgrace igbo people for here.

What a big shame. undecided

Please they don't speak for us. Igbos are not chestbeaters.
I really can't understand the problem of the Igbo man. Is it totally impossible to live in any part of Nigeria without shouting from the rooftop that you are of Igbo origin? This is what makes other tribes hate Igbos more and more. All of us can quietly live and let live. Why must we always hear unnecessary noise from Igbo people?
Car TalkRe: These Are 5 Of The Best Jeep Concepts Created Over The Years by uuzba(m): 9:01am On Apr 11, 2018
This one

PoliticsRe: Nigerians In UK Protest Against President Buhari's Re-Election Bid by uuzba(m): 4:22am On Apr 11, 2018
seguno2:
Bunch of El-Stupidoes.
They had better ensure that their relatives and friends in Nigeria have their PVCs otherwise Buhari will be sworn in again for a second term on May 29, 2019!
If they are smart, they will ask for their PVCs before sending them money.
Why do we remain so stupid despite going to school and even living in oyinbo landhuh
That is a very hard question.
Car TalkRe: Nigerians Saw A Self-Driving Car For The First Time & Mobbed The Car (Pic,Video) by uuzba(m): 5:11pm On Apr 10, 2018
[quote author=wwwtortoise post=66590058]cheesy

Whoever deployed that self-driven automobile should remotely monitor it, make boys no go kidnap am.
cheesy[/quote]It is a very foolish device.
The car is programmed to stop if there is an obstacle on the road. Somebody just put a stone /jerry can on the road the car will stop.
Jack up tires and remove all the wheels, brake pad. Finish the car. The foolish owner will come from where he is hiding. Idiot oyibos.
CrimeRe: Woman Removes Her Top As She Fights Another Lady Publicly In Delta State. Photos by uuzba(m): 7:21pm On Apr 09, 2018
Papoose269:
Na poverty cause am.
Are you rich? If you are are you helping anybody? You say Na poverty cause am as if, the women willingly took poverty upon themselves.
TravelRe: 18 Common Road Signs That Most Motorists In Nigeria Don’t Know Their Meanings by uuzba(m): 7:09pm On Apr 09, 2018
Nigeria is a country where it is possible to live without obeying any laws. That does not mean that since nobody will catch you, kukuma break the laws.
Obey laws because they are a way of life.
In developed countries, people are enslaved to the laws. They don't want to obey laws too, just like Nigerians, but their system has trapped them that they cannot escape. And it is no longer fun to even live there with 1000 laws.
Better to get used to obeying the laws now before it becomes totally enforced upon you.

Now in Naija, it is possible to get the name of the car owner just by checking the number plate online. In UK (that I know O!), they can also get your home address and come and knock on your door. Where can you hide? Nigeria will get there (I hate internet)/
PoliticsRe: Adebayo Shittu To Omoyele Sowore: "Inconsequential, Go Contest For Councillor" by uuzba(m): 10:16am On Apr 09, 2018
Alikote:
But the true voters don't even read Sahara reporter...they don't have android phone....or data just radio they deliver 10 m vote ever 4 years ..
Android and iOS people no dey vote. Dem dey write and write.
CrimeRe: South African Lady Spots Her Rapist In Methodist Church by uuzba(m): 9:27am On Apr 09, 2018
Homeboiy:
The best revenge u will get is to kill him

u won't be seeing him again
Then you will be sent to prison ..
And inside prison, you will meet ...
...who will.... ,you ...and... ...and...and.
Finally you will regret ever ...
PhonesRe: 5 Reasons Why I Agree TECNO Is For Nigerians by uuzba(m): 12:20pm On Apr 08, 2018
NwaAmaikpe:
shocked


The only reason Tecno is for Nigerians is that Nigerians appreciate mediocrity.
Nigerians have no choice but to accept mediocrity. We have a diverse culture and different beliefs, we argue, fight and kill each other, we have little infrastructure. It is a miracle anything gets done in this type of environment. Hence = mediocrity
PoliticsRe: Smart Cole: "Buhari’s Security Nearly Killed Me!!" by uuzba(m): 11:49pm On Apr 06, 2018
GoldenJAT:
50 SECURITY DETAILS!!!!huh
Na work them dey find.
EventsRe: Bride Storms Shoprite In Akure To Buy Bread, Shortly After Her Wedding by uuzba(m): 8:24pm On Apr 06, 2018
addikt:
If anything happens now , them go say na village people , why not kuku reach house first ....


THE THING DeY DO HER LIKE HE DEY ALWAYS DO SECONDARY SCHOOL STUDENTS TO DISPLAY THEIR INTER HOUSE SPORT VESTS grin
Before nko? Which other day she fit wear the dress? Na achievement Na.
CrimeRe: Girl Found Hanging From A Window In Kano (Disturbing Photos) by uuzba(m): 8:21pm On Apr 06, 2018
dynicks:
u actually right bro....just that d level of evil being commited these days is so alarming nd ruthless.....bros u sef imagine'am na......poor little girl...
The matter tire me. Just pray and leave matter to God almighty.
People were behaving anyhow before during the time of Noah. He vexed and flushed everyone away with flood. He said he will never do that again.
People were behaving anyhow in Sodom and Gomorrah. He blasted the place to pieces and saves only Abraham, Lot and his children.

Is it every time God will be blasting this world? Will he not rest again? Just believe in Jesus Christ that he sent to teach us how to behave. The day he is tired, he will end the world. You, make sure you enter heaven.
CrimeRe: People Killed In Offa Bank Robbery Loaded In A Truck As Residents Cry (Graphic) by uuzba(m): 8:14pm On Apr 06, 2018
sixtus239:
there was a country
What do you want? We are already inside Nigeria whether you like or not.

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