₦airaland Forum

obi4eze:
I don't care what happens to Dino. He talks too much. My problem right now is how Buhari would leave that seat on or before May 29, 2019.

Thank God, you are the first person that is talking sense.
....how Buhari would leave ...on or BEFORE May 29, 2019.
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Nigerians are so corrupt and hypocritical that nobody wants to talk about removing buhari NOW, BEFORE 2019.
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Everybody knows he is bad. Yet they want him yo finish 4 complete years. Why? So that when they too enter power, they too will be allowed to finish 4 complete years. Why? Because YOU TOO do not have any plans for the betterment of Nigerians. AND only want 4years to live extravagant lifestyle with the nation's wealth.

Why should any president be allowed to finish 4years in power when his citizens are being killed everyday because of his stupid policies? If you cannot drive the man out NOW-NOW, the idiot will IMPOSE HIMSELF upon us indefinitely since people are too spineless to push him out.
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If your house or car catches fire, will you wait 4 years for it to be burn? Will you not INSTANTLY use common sense to quench the fire?

allaboutobed:
how do u mean.

When one makes a bad attempt at a joke that backfires and ends up not being funny, the attempted joke emanates a slight drought. This drought (dryness), if harnessed properly, can be used for things like drying of wet clothes or bending of crayfish.

Try it yourself. You will see it works. Crack one dry joke to yourself. Bastardely dry jokes are more effective.

Gangster1ms:
Kai! This is the one of the reasons why women shouldn't be be given power

Maybe the boss dey fvck am.. cos i see no reason why you allow a woman to report directly to you while there is a man around. All these nonsense bosses wey carry woman for head

It's too late. Women have been given power because men misused their power. In the old days women used to be paid ½ of men's salary. Because men were expected to take care of the family and women stay at home.
But it is men who have messed up the economy, and devalued money. Women now had the mouth to ask for equal pay. Now women are even bosses over men.
Men misused the natural power and authority given to them by God.

I just hung my wet clothes out in the rain.
The clothes dried up after reading this post

Walelavender:
Another opportunity to mis-yearn

Melena Trump should come and be going to the other room abi? Let those Avengers people tell Thor to strike one lighting on his nyash.

lilprinze:
Am 100% sure he is going to disgrace us internationally again as usual.

Nigeria is a former British colony. There are different types of English spoken in the Uk. Scottish, Newcastle's Geordie English, Yorkshire's English, Welsh English and England's English of the Queen. The one we were taught to speak in Nigeria is the Queen's English. I know because I went to Yorkshire and spoke normally and was told that I spoke different from them in Yorkshire I spoke Queen's English.

Have you heard the English that Buhari speaks? Since he came to power in 2015, I have not understood a single word he pronounces on TV. It only what has been written down that I read. This is the man who is the leader of Nigeria.
Indeed. His English is already a disgrace.
A leader must always speak CLEARLY. Pronounce words flawlessly.
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As a side note, Adeosun, our finance minister speaks what is called cockney English. It is the equivalent of the pidgen English of London.

ameri9ja:
Today's Nigerian youth ARE lazy.
All they want to do is leave the country. Compare to youth of past. Those who fought for independence were in there 20's and 30's except Zik (early 40's). Gowon, Murtala, Obj, Bubu, Danjuma, Ojukwu, etc were all in their 20's and early 30's.

ameri9ja, you have spoken well. Do remember that the world all over, there has been a global trend towards technology and comfort. There is a generation called the "Snow flake" generation. They were(are) brought up in affluence. Their parents bought every good thing for them.

Remember that in this country, we certainly do not believe in hard work. We instead believe in working smart, doctoring figures, ponzi schemes that make the rich richer and the poor poorer. A person can be lynched for stealing a Nokia phone (torchlight). And another was not touched for crashing a N50,000,000 motor bike gotten through doctoring some monetary figures meant for about 180,000,000 people's upkeep.

We praise those who make fast, smart money and shame those who stick with moral codes. People specifically go to Churches that the Pastor is inclined to say exactly what they want to hear. Not what God expects of all of us.

I once went to Rep of Benin and saw women with Afro hair, riding Okada with skirt. The road is smooth. Those guys are humble because they don't have oil wealth.
Which woman in Nigeria, despite all the hardship will agree to ride Okada, carry afro and wear shirt? They will drive their husbanda to crime. Till today, Evans, the kidnapper's wife will be swearing that she did not know her husband was doing such. Na only him?

We are the ones driving ourselves to cheap I'll gotten wealth. Moral code is destroyed. Is it with destroyed moral code that you expect ANY YOUTH to do any justice in this nation?

martineverest:
If he doesn't then I speaks alot about him

This is not a political issue but the life of the citizenry

If it speaks a lot about him nko?
We already know about him. What is left to verify again?
Who can take an action about him is what we want to see.

You need to protect yourself incase they shoot you back.

Instead of writing about the tax invoice and showing us a picture of your instagram face,
you could have:
shown us a picture of the tax invoice and
... no one really cares about your instagram face.

Unfortunately, the English spake by Mr Freeze is beyond many. Hence the low comments like.
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Or
K.
Or M, nnn,

Aderewah:
Why is beer legal and weed isn't?

A little beer does not harm you. 1, 2, 3 bottles. Most men can drink 1 bottle without any effect.
You don't drink for the sake of getting drunk. You drink to relax.
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Weed/cannabis/Indian hemp... It has no lower limit. And it is addictive. Plus it destroys the neurons in your brain. It is like committing suicide slowly. Thou shalt not kill (including yourself). At a point the person becomes permanently damaged, and can no longer function like a normal person. He always wants the drug.
This leads to desperation, depression, madness, suicidal inclinations. Some become thieves, murderers. There just isn't any lower limit with weed.
Beer, 1 bottle, 35cl, 50cl you're still good. Only idiots deliberately drink to forget anyway. 5, 10, 15 bottles.

Crystalclara:
Lol I had health challenge.

Your health was challenging you, you challenged your health or you and your health met at Challenge bus stop?

Youngadvocate:
If Nigeria is put for auctioning, and White men buy it, in the next 10 years Nigerian would have transformed into a mega city, bigger and greater than any other country.

This is the crux: Buhari and his disoriented and incompetent APC scammers took power just to chase "shadows" of governance and loot the "figures" of governance.

For this to happen, the white men will start one form of apartheid or racism where they will push all the black people to one infertile/slum region as they did in Kenya and South Africa. Then somebody (Mandele 2.0) would have to fight for equal rights before we can come back to our own country again. Meanwhile, they would have cleared off whatever village you think you have and pursued all your chiefs away.

It's only one shirt I have o.
I can't go and tear my shirt because of politicians. They have many clothes. And they do not give me any of their clothes.
I even starched that shirt yesterday. After that, I ironed the shirt because there was light.

The shirt, my shirt is very nice.
I like my shirt.

Where is the London based man?

Today is today, I must see this London based man. I read this story 100 times. I still didn't see the man.

Biglittlelois:
"Youth" is plural, agreed, so name the particular "Youth" bubu was refering to, and while you are at it, ask yourself why he used "they" and "them" in the remaining part of his speech since he's refering to one person according to you and your brain.

Did he say he's referring to one person?
He said the word YOUTH is already a plural word. It refers to many persons.
Their is no such word as YOUTHS with "S" ... Why is everyone like this?
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When you mess up your tenses as is done here millions of times on NL, you more or less allude the fact that indeed the youth are lazy.

pokipoki:
Ibo people and drugs

O bu KAYMIST!

YourNemesis:
This is probably a clip from a porn movie intro.

Try that shit abroad in real life, and watch your sorry ass sued and jailed for sexual harassment!!

The Porn movie, is it not still abroad?

SeniorZato:
Hope say this kind snakes no de Nigeria because am planning of coming bak next week

It is in the Nigeria. Don't come back. Stay there!

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QuitNotice:
That looks more like a viper though; those that will coman be shouting "lalasticlala", oya come oo, food is ready...

Why do human beings put their plate on the ground? It's very undignifying. Only animals eat from the ground. Human beings
eat from a table.

NwaAmaikpe:



I disagree...
So where are the 60% educated youths?

-The same youths are the ones who collect 500 to chant "Sai Baba".
-The same youths that are hired for counter protests.
-The same youths that defend Buhari on all online platforms.
-The same youths wasting their time campaigning and voting for BigBrother housemates when they have no PVCs to vote out the dullard in 2019.
-The same youths that wear "Buhari till 2023" T-shirts?
-The same youths that gave the Igbos quit notice from the North last year?
-The same youths that kill for rituals to get rich?

Please where are these educated youths?

The truth be told;
The hunger and poverty in the land has made even the educated become stupid zombies.

Uncle, You will notice that foreign nations are usually made up of one ethnic group.
African nations are forcefully created and usually span multiple ethnic groups. These groups already have tribal conflicts.
How are they expected to work together as a nation?

Unless we do away with cultural differences, our education will not amount to much progress.
This this is more difficult than it seems. It is possible though, it has been done in the past.

It's somehow

hammer6F:
Executive Prisoners, did you not see them dressed like they are going to Church?

They allow dem dress finish before arresting dem.

They look better dressed than wen they first went to collect the worthless Mace.

Did u see anybody touch them? Not even small slap!

If you want to be respected in Nigeria, DRESS WELL.
Learn how to dress properly.
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Many people dress foolishly and expect to be treated with respect and are
surprised when people treat them like sh1t.
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What is proper dressing?
Something that is not extreme in fashion.
You must decide that for yourself.

bamite:
Being a nigerian is the hardest thing to do in this life

It requires that we have or follow a certain philosophy of life. A just way of life that favours all the different tribes always. Some have tried I'm the past. But right now, our leaders do not have any proper behaviour that we followers can learn from.

GuntersChain:
I am not surprised majority of the senator are men/women of questionable character right from their days as students.

So the students with questionable characters become the senators. And the other holy, innocent students who wear shoe and socks, end up under them?
Then the hoodlums who didn't go to school at all, walk around with ak47, shooting whoever they like and collecting mace from the senators.

Hmm?

Temmy5050:
The hoodlums should av done us favor by killing them all so Nigeria can have peace

Peace with no government? Have you checked the news to see other nations that have no government, whether they are at peace?

May her soul rest in peace, Amen.
May we all learn too.
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When a woman is alive, nyash and breast pictures all over social media. Pantless, braless. All guys telling tales of sex and other escapades with the woman.

Now this one is dead, OP and others could not even go near the dead body. Is it not still the same.... OK you are afraid of something now, abi?

Whatever you do to improve traffic in lagos, more people will come to Lagos. The system is already choked. Develop other States.