₦airaland Forum

Samleen:
well, I wrote this titled: We Will Not Vote For You Unless You Do These 11 Things: Presidential Aspirants
https://www.nairaland.com/4287028/not-vote-unless-these-11

check item seven on the list

For every presidential aspirant, here is our requirement checklist if you actually want us to cast our votes for you in the coming 2019 election.

We don't care about what political party you belong to anymore -whether old party or new party, popular or unpopular; we don't care about what religion anymore; we don't care about what tribe or region anymore but
You

1. Must attend not less than 3 presidential debates: how do we know you're mentally stable and not a slowpoke if you cannot give reasonable responses to simple debate questioning?

2. Must undergo medical qualification tests: both the psychiatricals and others. The result must be verified by a notable medical panel and must be made availale to the general public.
People do medical tests even for secondary school admission, so why not for presidency aspiration.

3. Must have a governing plan (just like a business plan or a master plan) and make it available to the general public through the all the social media channels.
Bank cannot commit their cash to people without a good business plan with clearly written goals and objectives, figures, strategies and a guarantor, so how much more should we commit the life, future and properties of more than 150millions Nigerians to you without a plan.
In the plan must also be indicated your personer track records of successes.

4. Must have more than secondary school education. (There's nothing new about this)

5. Must have at least one of your children educated in a public university in Nigeria (not private): by this we will surely know that you believe in the future of Nigeria and that you will work towards her betterment.
This is a price not too much to pay if you realy love us.
We are tired of insensitivity of government towards the development of standards of educational setup in Nigeria, the strikes and industrial actions.

6. Must be a patronage of Nigerian made products and services and you must believe in capacity building of Nigerian indigenous businesses to provide exportable products and services to neighbouring countries, Africa and the world at large.

7. Must be wide reader and self development enthusiast: If you don't constantly feed your mind with transformative, educative and informative ideas through books, you don't have a business doing with presidency in Nigeria.
We are tired of archaic approaches to human governing. We need mordern, liberated and future oriented leaders to lead us in Nigeria, not power mongers, who just want to be in government for power, fame and monetary gain.

8. Must be within the working age range (younger than 60 years): "what's good for the goose is good for the gander".
Towards old age, people become less and less physically, socially, mentally and psychologically fit to cope with occupational demands, not to talk of rulling a nation of more than150million citizens, so retirement is compulsory.
The retirement age in Nigeria civil service guided by decree No. 102 of 1979 that dealt with pension and gratuity pegged the statutory age of retirement for public officers at 60 years, while it is 65 years for judiciary officers and 70 for academic staff of universities. However with reform of civil service decree No. 43 of 1988, retirement age has been put at 60 years or 35 years in service.

9. Must have no public record of hate speech, tribalism, nepotism, crime against humanity, pending corruption charges or history, and or affiliation with any millitant group or religion fundamentalist group or terrorist group :
We will never ever think again that people will change. Ascenssion to power only gives people the chance to express their true self.

10. Must have done something contributary to the development of your immediate environment: this is simple, is'nt it?

11. Must be well educated about the constitution of Nigeria. We are tired of reminding the government what to do and what's not to do. We are tired of reminding the government about what's in the costitution they swear to uphold. This is 21st century.
The INEC in collaoration with the National Assembly and the Judiciary Counsel of Nigeria should create an online platform where common citizen can get proper education about the Nigerian constitution. They should maku use of shot animated videos and other training material. Certificates should also be awarded.

Desyner:
If they had enforced their hijab thing how on earth will she be able to scam the public for long?

Jayson1:
When Ortom was always licking the slack hairy balls of buhari, he was just like a mere ekukè dog, but since Wike paid him a visit, he's now a Lion. A brave one at that.

That's what I like about Wike and that's what I love about the PDP.

God bless Wike

God bless Ortom

God bless Chief James Onanefe Ibori.

God bless the PDP.

xmanco42:
Well in my humble opinion, of course without offending anyone who thinks differently from my point of view, but also by looking at this matter in a different way and without fighting and by trying to make it clear, and by considering each and every ones opinion, I honestly believe that I completely forgot what I was going to say.

Omooba77:
Now they are writing epistles after selling to us an expired product......

delishpot:
No one said it was a mistake video. She only mistakenly sent it to the wrong recipients. For all we know, na her husband ask her for a video to spice up his day.

@Post, I have mistakenly sent a photo on WhatsApp to about 12 people before. something woke me up to check my phone. I left it on while listening to a youtube video and slept off. By the time I woke up, I saw a photo about to be shared asking if it should share to the group. I stopped it but it had already sent one. Fortunately for me it was a photo of my baby niece. People started calling asking where I find baby from. After that episode, I can understand how someone can send media by accident.

papoudaupolos:
They came to graze on Naira.

Soon you will hear the claim of cows have swallowing Billions of naira .

Speaking specifically about the ‘weeping governors’, Dałung said: “I shed tears when I heard a governor lamenting that his people have been attacked. If the governor should lament that way, then the people in the state should park and run away. This is a man that collects monthly subventions. He is the chief security officer of the state and a General of the Army, yet he is crying.

Primusinterpares:
Just when you think you av seen it all... then this...


Meat water I know...
Pig water I know...
bathroom water I know...
dirty water I know...
kitchen water I know...

but Private part water... who art thou

Asowari:
the lady look depressed already

Omeokachie:
"Anthony" in ACF.

Another pawn on the fulani chessboard.

spartan117:
My God is still the God that disappoints the devices of the crafty that their hands cannot perform their enterprise - job 5:12

hisgrace090:
The. spiritual rulls the physical.

Negative or positive spirit, man is always being ruled by the spirituals.

lilkech:
sarrki, madridguy, ngeneukwenu, gavelslam, what’s up

time don reach wey una go enter Twitter to continue dis ya BMC work oh, even if Na 1k dem take increase una salary e worth am

Just see as this imam dey rubbish una Oga e good?

I no wan call omenkalives, that one don kukuma join the herders dem dey massacre him people on the sly

TheFreeOne:
Good for him then.

However in the world of today the undiscerning will fail to see the deception that's taking the world by storm and when reality dawns it maybe too late.

donstan18:
Behind every big and curvy ass, there's a man who's tired and can't wait to dump it.

Most curvy and ass-ious ladies are naturally empty, if only she knows how useless she'll look to a man after 5 seconds of ejaculation, she won't be advertising that bag of poo on twitter.

Curvy kor, Bovi ni

blues343:
Waitin B d Pidgin Name for Naija abeg.

emeijeh:
What is the controversy about?

The old man spoke the truth



Everyone is tired of the Daura FC own goal scorer