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FactualSpeech:
Lwkmd oooo......do u think the Qur'an is like a text book that has versions and edited copies?
Standard version,Revised standard,Jehovah witness version,kjv,Catholic version et al..............We don't need to edit or delete anything from the Qur'an to deceive anybody. Our religion is straight forward and nobody can tell me what to do if there are no evidences to it.
some misguided few are given you opportunity to say all these thrash because the western world created them to fight Islam. Donald Trump accused Obama of creating ISIS,the latter is yet to denounce the statement. Hillary Clinton said they created al-Qaeda and co,you all assume not to hear that part....the list can go on and on but yet that does not mean we need to edit God's Word to suit any individual

Salaam
Shalom
Peace

SpecialAdviser:
Nobody is above death. The judgment that follows death should be our concerns. I'm not in a position to judge anyone. Even if Buhari is not dead now, he will die one day.

But one thing I know is that judgement must surely come.
What will be Buhari's answers if God ask him the following questions;

1)Why were you silent on Southern Kaduna killing s?

2) Why did you order the killings of unarmed IPOB protesters?

3) Why did you forge certificate?

4) Why did you lie that Fulani herdsmen are from Libya?

5) To what extent were you involved in Book Haram insurgency.

6) Why did you tag constituencies under your control as 5%?

7) Why did you lie that you borrowed money to buy form for presidency?

Why did you ask Muslims to vote only Muslims?

9) Why did you fail to dispense proper justice after the Christian woman was beheaded in Kano so that the world will know who is at fault?

10) Why did you allow your security chief murder hundreds of shites and go on to arrest their leader without taking him to court?

11) Why did you remand Nnamdi KANU in prison despite winning bail in court.

12) In short, tell me why you shouldn't go to HELL.

FactualSpeech:
your response was as expected.until those parts are removed from the Bible,we will both accept that Christianity preaches terrorism,simple and straightforward

FactualSpeech:
I seem not to understand English any longer,someone please explain this for me



New International Version
But those enemies of mine who did not want me to be king over them--bring them here and kill them in front of me.'"
New Living Translation
And as for these enemies of mine who didn't want me to be their king--bring them in and execute them right here in front of me.'"
English Standard Version
But as for these enemies of mine, who did not want me to reign over them, bring them here and slaughter them before me.’”
Berean Study Bible
And these enemies of mine who were unwilling for me to rule over them, bring them here and slay them in front of me.'"
Berean Literal Bible
Furthermore, these enemies of mine, those not having been willing for me to reign over them, bring them here and slay them before me.'"
New American Standard Bible
"But these enemies of mine, who did not want me to reign over them, bring them here and slay them in my presence."
King James Bible
But those mine enemies, which would not that I should reign over them, bring hither, and slay them before me.
Holman Christian Standard Bible
But bring here these enemies of mine, who did not want me to rule over them, and slaughter them in my presence.'"
International Standard Version
But as for these enemies of mine who didn't want me to be their king—bring them here and slaughter them in my presence!'"
NET Bible
But as for these enemies of mine who did not want me to be their king, bring them here and slaughter them in front of me!'"
New Heart English Bible
But bring those enemies of mine who did not want me to reign over them here, and kill them before me.'"
Aramaic Bible in Plain English
“However, those my enemies, who did not want me to reign over them, bring them and kill them in front of me.”
GOD'S WORD® Translation
Bring my enemies, who didn't want me to be their king. Kill them in front of me.'"
New American Standard 1977
“But these enemies of mine, who did not want me to reign over them, bring them here and slay them in my presence.”
Jubilee Bible 2000
Moreover, those enemies of mine, who were unwilling that I should reign over them, bring them here and slay them before me.
King James 2000 Bible
But those my enemies, who would not that I should reign over them, bring here, and slay them before me.
American King James Version
But those my enemies, which would not that I should reign over them, bring here, and slay them before me.
American Standard Version
But these mine enemies, that would not that I should reign over them, bring hither, and slay them before me.
Douay-Rheims Bible
But as for those my enemies, who would not have me reign over them, bring them hither, and kill them before me.
Darby Bible Translation
Moreover those mine enemies, who would not [have] me to reign over them, bring them here and slay [them] before me.
English Revised Version
Howbeit these mine enemies, which would not that I should reign over them, bring hither, and slay them before me.
Webster's Bible Translation
But those my enemies, who would not that I should reign over them, bring hither, and slay them before me.
Weymouth New Testament
But as for those enemies of mine who were unwilling that I should become their king, bring them here, and cut them to pieces in my presence.'"
World English Bible
But bring those enemies of mine who didn't want me to reign over them here, and kill them before me.'"
Young's Literal Translation
but those my enemies, who did not wish me to reign over them, bring hither and slay before me.'

Mouthgag:
Very stupîd statement.
So the old testament is not part of the Bible again? Why didn't you people burn out old testament out when new testament came? That reminds me, your Jesus even said he came to fulfill the laws (old testament) and not to condemn it. But you silly hypocrites calling yourselves Christians today will only preach out the ones that suits your lifestyles from the Bible. And your yahoo boys pastors will never also stop using malachi to preach about tithes.
Nonsense!
Bloody hypocrites.

FactualSpeech:
It is funny that non Muslims like to quote the Qur'an out of context and whet the context or analysis is presented to them they still prefer to show their ignorance.
The funny thing is,if a verse of the Bible is quoted with similar statement they either say it is old testament or you cannot understand it without the spirit.
WHAT HYPOCRISY!!!
You can understand the Qur'an better without being a Muslim but a Muslim can't understand the Bible better without being a Christian.
Be fair to yourself for once!!

eleojo23:
When we were young life was easier, right? I know sometimes it seems that way. But the truth is life is still easy. It always will be. Over the course of time, we made our lives harder and harder, and we started losing touch with who we really are and what we really need.

If you can relate to this, here are some ways you’re likely making your life harder than it has to be, and some ideas on simplifying things:

1. You keep thinking about worst-case scenarios.
I have a bad habit of fast forwarding everything to its worst possible outcome and being pleasantly surprised when the result is marginally better than the utter disaster I imagined. My mind unnecessarily wrestles with events that aren’t even remotely likely. My sore throat is probably cancer. My lost ATM card fell into the hands of a Boko Haram terrorist who will wipe out my savings account.

Negativity like this only breeds more negativity. It robs you of happiness. It will carry you away from shore, and if you don’t swim away it will pull you under. The bottom line is that you can see the world through a lens of doubt and despair or hope and excitement. It’s your choice. Either way, you will someday arrive at the same destination. The only question is: Do you want to arrive with a frown or a smile?

2. You constantly compare your life to others.
You were invited to a nice party somewhere. You are enjoying the smooth jazz, wine and party jollof rice. What more could you want? As the party goes on you notice a group of guys and girls with expensive outfits enjoying themselves on another table across the party hall. Suddenly you begin to feel that you don’t measure up to the guys/girls on the other table - people you didn’t even know existed until just a few minutes ago.
Those people are having more fun. Mary has a bigger house. John gets all the lucky breaks. Tunde has more money. Ada is better looking.

Stop it.

If you compete with everyone else, you will become bitter. If you compete with a previous version of yourself, you will become better. It’s as simple as that.

3. You avoid facing the truth.
The truth does not cease to exist when it is ignored. You cannot find peace by avoiding things. You have to feel it to heal it. Bring your fears and weaknesses front and center and shine a blazing spotlight on them. Because the only way out is through. The pain of facing the truth is SO worth it in the long run.

4. You believe that everyone is out to get you.
Someone in your office does something nice for you and automatically you begin to wonder what they want. Another driver cut you off in traffic. Your friend never texted you back. Your colleague went to lunch without you. Everyone can find a reason to be offended on a daily basis. So what caused you to be offended? You assigned negative intent to these otherwise innocent actions. You took it as a personal insult – a slap in the face. Don’t do this to yourself. Don’t take things personally.
Don’t assign negative intent to the unintentional actions of others. Let today be the day you look for the good in everyone you meet.

5. You see a future full of pitfalls.
You finally have a dinner date with a person you really like. Instead of thinking how great this is and how much you are going to enjoy the evening, you focus on the ways that this evening is going to be a disaster. Or you finally get to take a bold step to do what you love and instead of seeing it working out well, you focus on how it is going to fail.
You are always so focused on all the negative things that might happen that you fail to see the benefits and opportunities before you. You could be missing something great!

6. You are the sun and the world rotates around you.
When planning an outing do you insist that everyone follow your plan? When you are having a bad day do you make sure all your friends and family know about it? These behaviors could be seriously making life more difficult for you. By making things less about you and more about others would make for smoother relationships and less tension.

7. You focus on popularity over effectiveness.
Seek respect, not attention. It lasts longer and it’s far more useful in the end. Do things and build things that make a lasting difference. And above all, never confuse popularity with effectiveness. Being popular means you’re liked for a while. Being effective means you’ve made a difference

8. You are stuck on your mistakes.
It’s important that we forgive ourselves for making mistakes. We need to learn from our errors and move forward. Make a pact with yourself today not to be defined by your past. Sometimes the greatest thing to come out of all your hard work isn’t what you get for it, but what you learn from it. A happy, successful life, after all, is not a life absent of problems, but one that’s been able to rise above them.

9. You have an “all or nothing” mentality.
There’s no such thing as perfect success, just as there’s no such thing as perfect failure. This is why labeling things in extremes – all or nothing – success or failure – is an exercise in futility.
What does exist, however, is a continuous series of imperfect moments filled with infinite possibilities and opportunities. Appreciate the grey area between the extremes – the journey – the experiences. And above all, never let success get to your head or failure get to your heart.

10. You can’t let go.
She embarrassed you in front of your colleagues and you are never going to forgive her. Sound familiar?
Learn to let go of the wrong things people have done to you. Most times the other person is out there enjoying her life while you keep on carrying the burden of hurt on your heart.

Another scenario is this: you know you are right about how something should be done and nothing is going to change your mind. Has this attitude ever embarrassed you when it turns out that you were wrong in the end?
Learn to let go. It makes life easier.


These and many more are the ways we unknowingly make life hard for ourselves.

I believe this post has been of help to you. I have decided to work on areas in this post that concerns me and I encourage you to do the same this year.
Let’s make life easy again!
Happy new year.


Credits to www.marcandangel.com/2014/07/27/18-ways-youre-making-your-life-harder-than-it-has-to-be/ and www.lifehack.org for excerpts used in this post

Snow5:
Not everything you read online is applicable to everyone..

That's why we have preferences.. Use ur brain!!

If he says no.. It's no!!

So cos he loves u.. If u ask him to eat ur pvssy and he says no automatically becomes "he doesn't loves you" syndrome?....


Warn yourself ooo

signature2012:
By next week,we will know the real truth on this matter.
We were told he will be going on 2 weeks vacation,a week is almost gone.

goshen26:
No, is to resign. In western world once the citizenry are against u like this they resign willingly, but reverse is d case here

importexpert:
1. You are not focused on one single online business:

The internet is home to many profitable money-making opportunities. Sometimes, the prospects can be huge and very attractive. But you will continue to have problems if you try to do all of them. With an internet enabled device and a data plan, you may be tempted to engage in them all because of the mouthwatering income you can make. It's called the "shining syndrome". You achieve less when your focus is scattered. Stick to one opportunity and become good at it.

2. You don't seek for information:

Information is power. When you are armed with the right knowledge, you will save yourself time and energy you could have expended on trying to discover how something works. It takes information to succeed in online business. to really succeed you need a person that is already succeeding to replicate his success. information is everywhere but that is not the type of information you need to succeed. what you need is usually a unique strategy or secret that only a limited number of people know and use.

3. You picked an area you have no passion about:

The simple fact is while you may be able to do a lot of things, there are only a few things that you can do very well. In the online world, there are myriad of opportunities. You need to seek for what you are passionate about. If you feel passion for it, you will have fun in doing it. In that way, you gain two advantages: reduced pressure to make money fast and better output. So, scan for your area of interest and dwell on it.

4. You are giving inadequate value:

You may trick customers/traffic to your blog or to patronize you, but what will keep them coming back is the level of value you deliver. If your value is low, they will switch to the closest substitute. There is no loyalty to a product of cheap value anywhere in the world. You have to therefore ensure that your content is of the highest possible standard. When you do this, your customers/audience will be the ones promoting your product for you. A typical example of high quality standard is the “Affiliate Jagaban Guide”.

5. You are not building an audience:

Your audiences are the reason why your business is existent. It is therefore important that you build a relationship with them. Get to know them if possible. Give them good value and be responsive to their inquiries. Once in a while, interact with them through your platform and build rapport with them. What will determine the longevity of your online business is if you cultivate your audience or you are just comfortable with random visits/buyers.

6. You are in haste:

Sometimes, the success of others might make you wonder if you are doing the right thing or if you are on track. Don't fret about it. While they share their stories online of the income they have made, they will not equally tell you how long it took them to grow their business. Your major focus should not be the success of others but if your business is growing at the pace you desire. Someone once said, "You cannot get a baby in one month by making nine women pregnant".

7. You rarely plan or strategize:

You will be amazed how many people do things just for the fun of it. What you take so lightly is what someone somewhere is using to earn an income. When you know which area of online business you want to focus on, you need to make plans on how you want it to grow. Strategy is how you intend to achieve your plan. Planning will keep you focused and help you overlook distractions.

8 You Are Waiting For The Dream Online Tutor To Spoon Feed You

Real Online tutors will only give you a definite guideline of what they do. usually it requires an effort from your end to replicate their success. if you are the lazy type that gives up easily then you will miss out of what ever gold mine they hand over to you. if you happen to be a slow learner, it is just telling you that you require a little more effort. the greatest proof that you can earn a lot of money online is that somebody is already earning and you know exactly what he is doing. if you think you can, you can. if you think you cant, you cant.

If you have been doing any of the above, 2017 presents you with an opportunity to right your wrong. A lot of Nigerians are keying in to the online business and are already making income. Make sure you are one of them.

autojosh:
Get confused occasionally when you see some automobile acronyms ?, we have got you covered .Yeah , we are doing acronyms today .

1. ABS
Antilock Braking System

2. A/C
Air-conditioning

3. ACC
Active Cruise Control

4. AFM
Active Fuel Management

5. ATC
Active Traction Control

6. AWD
All Wheel Drive

7. BHP
Brake Horse Power

8. CRD
Common Rail Diesel

9. CVT
Constant Velocity Transmission

10. DAC
Downhill Assist Control

11. DOHC
Double Overhead Camshaft

12. DSG
Direct Shift Gearbox

13. EBD
Electronic Brake Distribution

14. ECU
Electronic Control Unit

15. EDC
Electronic Damper Control

16. EFI
Electronic Fuel Injection

17. EGR
Exhaust Gas Recirculation

18. ELR
Emergency Locking Retractor

19. ESP
Electronic Stability Program

20. FSI
Fuel Straified Injection

21. FWD
Front Wheel Drive

22. GVW
Gross Vehicle Weight

23. HAC
Hill Assist Control

24. HID
High Intensity Discharge

25. kW
Kilowatt

26. LED
Light Emitting Diode

27. LHD
Left Hand Drive

28. LPG
Liquid Petroleum Gas

29. LSD
Limited Slip Differential

30. LWB
Long Wheel Base

31. NM
Newtonmetre

32. OEM
Original Equipment Manufacturer

33. PAS
Power Assisted Steering

34. PDC
Park Distance Control

35. RHD
Right Hand Drive

36. RPM
Revolutions Per Minute

37. RWD
Rear Wheel Drive

38. SAT -NAV
Satellite Navigation System

39. SWB
Short Wheel Base

40. SRS
Supplementary Restraint System

41. TDI
Turbo Diesel Injection

42. VGT
Variable Geometry Turbo

43. VIN
Vehicle Identification Number

44. VVT
Variable Valve Timing

……. and finally …….

45. ZEV
Zero Emissions Vehicle

I hope you were enlightened guys,have any you would like to add ? , don’t forget to share and comment .

By Donald3d

https://autojosh.com/45-automobile-acronyms-and-their-meanings/

seXytOhbAd:
Sometimes the way people reason in Nigeria astounds me. The Mann no talk say make dem kill Muslims. They said Fulani who wanders into the church premises wey find trouble. Muslim Afonjas should shut the fucck up sometimes.
BTW, Fulani Muslims don't give a rat's Ass about yoruba Muslims. They consider you to be inferior to them

BabaRamota1980:
Miyetti Allah Cattle Breeders Associatiin of Nigeria, alias MACBAN, is fond of telling us all, nonchallantly, that fulani herdsmen only attack and kill because their cows are stolen or in rare cases theg are killed and therefore carried out a reprisal to balance the injury.

In other words, if fulani is attacked or their cows stolen, then it should be expected they will return the attack, justifiably.

El Rufai even said, arrogantly, that whoever killed a fulani, civilian or soldier, takes a debt to be repaid some day.

These are direct call for fulani herdsmen to kill with institutional backing.

So why is it strange and unacceptable that Apostle Suleman, a community leader, should be censored and harassed for calling his cocomunity to defend themselves against a killer squad that is armed and funded for political domination and religious repression?

They should leave Apostle Suleman alone.
If he is arrested the action should be interpreted as a declaration of war!


Ohh, by the way this is a Yoruba Muslim!

nonsobaba:
Did DSS arrest the murderers of the innocent igbo woman martyed in Kano? Has DSS arrested a single fulani man, whether from Senegal or Mali or Libya, who are daily slaughtering innocent christians in southern Kaduna? When a fulani man kills, he is paid off to go and sin no more but when his victims threaten to defend themselves, they are harassed and arrested! What kind of mad man is Buhari? Ever since he took office, he has been openly carrying out ethnic and religious cleansing across the country as if the economic crisis he created is not enough. Christians are no longer safe anywhere in the country. I have never had this thought before but i am now wishing that God should give Buhari a sudden end like Abacha and the sooner, the better for christians in nigeria.

TheFreeOne:
Religious war is gradually brewing thanks to the lackadaisical attitude of Buboo in tackling Fulani herdsmen militia terrorists.

The Prof is absolving nigerian Fulanis from the massacres and wants "Christians leaders to live by example and teach their followers to learn how to love, to tolerate, to forgive and to peacefully coexist" while they are being murdered daily by Fulani herdsmen with no tangible solution from government?

He sounds like he's on cow dung.

Mohammed noted that the naysayers had also resorted to the use of ethnicity and religion as tools to divide Nigerians, over-heat the polity, and cause panic among the citizenry.


Mohammed said government would neither stifle press freedom nor abridge the citizens’ right to express themselves freely through constructive criticism or protests.

He, however, warned that “the security agencies will neither allow any resort to violence nor a willful subversion of the state for whatever reason’’.

Blue3k:
Lol don't got a twitter. Also too many characters for a tweet.

Blue3k:
We all heard about the Violet herdsmen clashes with farmers. Since the irresponsible government doesn't want to address issues. I came up with cheap easy solution for anyone.

Funny enough an former president obasanjo said it's not Buhari's responsiblity to call them to order. At the same time the same Buhari is working to institute national grazing reserves.

1.fence your property with barberd wire. This cheapest strategy that can be implemented. Then leave no trespassing signs. (Iliterate herdsmen herdsmen might not be able to read no matter)

2. It's with your right to buy a gun and protect property. There are forum post about getting you can check out. I recommend a mossberg 500 tactical with slug ammunition.

3. Make sure you want out for your neighborhs holdings.
If you see something call police and record if you own a smart phone. This is digital age after all.

4. Make sure you elected officials know your grievences send and email right a letter.

5. If the do manage to get past defences. Take them to court for damages. These guys may be cash poor but they have live stock. They can sell off to make you whole. If that not enough let them go to jail and serve as warning to others.

Recommended reading: https://www.nairaland.com/1185510/how-legally-buy-gun-nigeria


PS can some explain to me how these herdsmen are able to openly carry around guns.

Blue3k:
Amen. I pray the don't test me either for their sakes.

brimicx:
Please explain further

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Kondomatic:
Hardmirror: Jesus is myth.


Seun: Not everything written in the Bible is false.

Zuckerberg: There was a time I asked those questions but I have realized that religion is good.

Seun is getting closer to where Mark is while hardmirror is wandering directionlessly in the wilderness with no map, no gps.

I hope he finds his way.

NNVanguard:
We pray that our President is hale and hearty. However, the burial date of a dead man can only be postponed but the dead can't live again.

tpbehappy:
Unless i see the picture he took with Baba, i am still watching...

wolesmile:
To go and protect him or what?