kalufelix:


Calm down with your get thee behind me ...I know your pastor has brainwashed you to believing that death is a bad thing. We all are going to die someday, if you get laid in a coffin its a great privilege for your corpse.

You should have known we are different and do things differently before attacking my mention to scream lies.

Get thee behind me satan. I cover my life and destiny with the Blood of Jesus! I shall not die but live to declare the word of GOD.Jesus is Lord!

kalufelix:


But it has been proven that sleeping on your back can cause sleep paralysis and I can attest to that.

The soldier is slightly different..I also use it for shallow nap.

But why do you choose to sleep like you sleeping in a coffin already

Get thee behind me satan!!! What coffin are you talking about? It's people like you we pray against, we are all different and do things differently. I know people that knee to sleep ok. I also know people that don't eat tomatoes and pepper ok.

kalufelix:
If I ever sleep the starfish way na sleep paralysis sure pass...I fear I might sleep to my death. It's highly not recommended.

lies!! That's how I have been sleeping for years and I am very fine and I also sleep in the soldier position and I sleep better that way. Even people admitted in the hospital sleep in that soldier way. If I try that free fall position, I find it had to breath.

matify83:
That guy behind seem to say :


Na the 40 seconds man be that!

Lol

lilianofentse:
After alph lukau decieved us. This pastor is now deceiving nigerians. These days i think am starting to agree with atheists.

its "deceived" and not " decieved"

Looks like the madam connived with the maid. Why did she pass through the kitchen door instead of the front door?

gidob:
Please help, I haven't eaten today, totally broke, I work as a labourer but for some days I haven't gone to work because I am feeling down And depressed....all I need is little money for food....
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Ayodeji, Jemirin
Access bank

If this is genuine then I have been there but if you're here to scam people then know that there is a repercussion for this. However,don't you have friends and relatives

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May God forgive you. Stop posting this shit

matify83:


I concur!

Lol! It was a mistake; Lmao. Auto correct maybe

Ayomidelucky063:
Read below it

Stop posting this nonsense .Scammer!

Princedapace:
We are at 920

80 more to go.. We are almost there.we are looking at 1000. Nairaland fit make person win election o.

Nairalanders, a very good friend of mine is doing her PhD and she needs our help. She needs us to help answer her survey questions which is part of her course requirements. It is an online survey from university of Florida and it won't take more than five minutes of your time.
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Thank you so much for your help.

I just part took now. University of Florida

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Hey! Stop posting this mess here!

b3bEzinneb84:
Okay

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Igb for 470 naira?? Liar!!! You came here to scam people abi? God dey watch you.

Insightful!!! Wow!! Lala please move this to front page.

Nanabaffour:
The spouse of Ghanaian on-screen character Chris Attoh has been shot dead while leaving her office in Maryland in the United States of America.

She was shot in the head by the shooter on Friday evening around 5 pm and was pronounced dead when police touched base at the scene of the wrongdoing.

Bettie Jenifer, as indicated by the report left the workplace in the 6300 square of Ivy Lane and was strolling to her vehicle when a man outfitted with a handgun moved toward her.

When she attempted to flee, the man pursued her and fired at her multiple times, with at least one shot hitting her.

The shooter at that point fled in a vehicle is still wanted by the Maryland Police.

Police described the suspect as “a black male with a thick build and black hair, wearing a dark shirt and pants.”

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Evangkatsoulis:


The society adjudged her to be a prostitute by definition. There is no evidence whatsoever that this creator exists let alone intend anything.

Good day Sir, how is your day turning out? I noticed that you sent me a mail. I'm so sorry I cant access and use that mail anymore.Please kindly send your mail to: rdoghro@yahoo.com

matify83:


The simple truth is that you still have to see a doctor.

The last Dr said its a disorder. I don't get it. Tired of using drugs (prescribed)

matify83:
For Christ's sake you are a known asthmatic , you should have done due diligence by having your inhaler in your bag to mitigate such occurrence.

Today You are quick to blame your predicament on the elevator but such attacks could occur in plain sight (Lagos traffic) and I assure you that no amount of water poured on you as we often do, will revive you that day

I hope you have learnt from this nasty experience?

. I love your write ups. Please what's the permanent cure for insomnia? I have seen alot of doctors but it ain't working. Please your advice.

iTearHerToto:
No. It's your daddy's name I wanna change to

Lol Na you sabi.

iTearHerToto:
To your father's name

Jokes apart. Really you need to change that name. Think about it. Maybe" Idestroypoverty" instead of "Itearhertoto" Which one sounds better. You choose!

iTearHerToto:
Even klopp was perplexed. Tonight's result was a shocker for all

please can you change your name

Gabson001:

My guy rezpekt yourself o.. Wetin ur wife do to deserve that amount?

lol! . Na test I dey test you. You no get shishi for your account. Ordinary 1000k you wan faint. . Stop living a lie!

Gabson001:

Money dey

Oya send my wife 1000k first I go believe you. Lol . Make I send account number

Gabson001:
This woman pls send me your accnt details let me compensate you.. Weldone

Really?? Lol! So you get money?

Lala please move to front page.

OtemAtum:
Eeya, rest in peace to the dead.
Where was Yahweh when this was happening?
Yahweh is still in his spiritual cage.

May God have mercy on you.

bluefilm:


Monki.

You ma no dey watch bluefilm abi?

Shame gbukwee gi dia.

Adeboye is deceiving you and you're there clapping your hands for the con man.

Ndi iberibe.

Lol.

bluefilm:


Shut up and answer my question, if you can.

I can see that You are so aware of God which is what you've allowed your fellow man to be telling you what is right and wrong because your own brain is totally useless that you can't think for yourself abi?

Onye ara.

It's the " blue film" you watch everyday that has scattered your sense of reasoning. What a name! Shame!!

bluefilm:
Someone should please ask this adeboye what exactly is his own job?

Does he think standing at the pulpit and manipulating weak minded people just to get some money (tithe) from them, is actually a job?

If he does, then he's no different from our Yahoo yahoo boys.

In fact, his own is Yahoo men!

May God forgive you Amen!! You are just ignorant about the things of God. Selah!!