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dvdon: Naira Land wat is dis? Am not used to complaining abt wat comes on the FP but thissssss *Smh* OP ask your parents or your pastor.

*out of here*

idoqugbo s on heat ohhhhhhh!!!!!

Idowuogbo: blah blah blah blah BLAH!!!!!!!! bullshyte!

MEHN!!!!y did u break up?wish i had some1 lyk dz

fittty: Lots!!!!.. Like she used to kiss me on my feet to wake me up first thing in the morning... She makes me breakfast and serve me in bed.. She also used to leave surprise gifts in certain places in the house occasionally. On my birthday she sent me a DHL package of 12 different chocolates telling me what each one means.... She calls me on the phone whenever she hears my favorite song playing on the radio..... She had my picture as her phone wallpaper and also had my voice as my cell phone ring tone and also her voice as my caller tune., so everyone will know what I mean to her.... I could go on and on.....

so touchinG....may Hz soul R.I.P

~vicky~:
mine, is that he gave me one of his kidneys!
though i lost him through death, i would never forget him NEVER!

first tyme u makn sense...keeeep it up

Kobojunkie: So @Op, when a women gets married, does she seize to be human or something? I really don't understand how some of you think. What is it about alcohol that is bad for a married woman but good/ok for a married man?

e never happen to u shay

Table Leg :
What a wimp!

u sef don notice am...we plenty oh

Les: and maybe she didn't wanna get hitched, you don expose urself. Na u make her make she run comot nairaland abi??

get a room,boh of u

linda_1: I'm glad to have met you too my friend

me sef dey find her....we was supposed 2 be hitched by december

Les: Pls nairalanders, where's freecoccao??

dayokanu s a damned tribalist along wid blutooth....JACK BAUER s onto them

Tolexander: Dayokanu all the way! Aka One man army, nairaland benjamin adekunle and black scorpion.

na...i don old for that kain thn....i dddnt knw her to that level but i did ma priv8 investigation and 'twas true..... amongst others she would proudly show me off....

anonymous419: lol, she decieved u, sori, which kain lie b dat?

in this case u may have to give her benefit of the doubt and confront her afterwards to hear her reason for doing so....i had a girl years ago who did that and i cooled my anger to confront her afterwards..turned out that her 'friends' she introduced me too were members of her church and there was somethn about been punished if u dated someone outsyde the church and also her dad was a senior member of the church(somthn lyk dat i thnk)...some people are also naturalllly shy about thnz lyk dz....

^^^^^u are so on point man

lol...nice one....itz an irony that Nigerians are here calling the 'whites' racist while we are the worst racists you can find anywhere in the world..we practise racism as tribalism...more 'smh'

naptu2: I previously asked him if he was holding Mohammed Jammal responsible for racism, slavery, etc; he denied it. Now he is showing me videos of how Ethiopian women are being treated. What has that got to do with Mohammed Jamal

Then, he doesn't even know me, but he has decided that I "worship white people"!


Hahahahahahhahahhahahahahhahahahhaa!

The world is such a simple place for such people. Theyy don't have to think, just follow the rules

1) All Nigerians are 419ers. You don't have to know the person. Being Nigerian is enough.

2) All jews worship money.

3) All white people are evil racist. There's no need to get to know the person. No need to think. It's enough that he is white.

Let's see, what other bigotry lesson have I learnt on this thread? Ah yes

4) All Nigerians worship white people

5) Only igbo people work for money.


Smh!

au contraire, i lyk dem dumb

Ofido: [b][/b]PLZ NAIRALANDERS I HOPE THIS BABES WHERE GIVEN AM OPPORTUNITY TO EXPRESS THEMSELVES COS WE WONT BE NEEDING BEAUTY WITOUT BRAINS.

MOST PRETTY BABES ARE SO DUMP U KNW.

BUT MY VOTES BASED ON THE PICTURES GOES FOR ACHUKWUNET JST HOPING SHE IS BEAUTY AND BRAIN COS I HATE IT WEN A PRETTY BABE IS EMPTY UPSTAIRS.

going for sweeetlemonade....#thoughistillikeFREECOCOA

e no go work

richarts: Hey thats so cool. It means your brain is working the right way. Being very conscious about your age and all its ramifications to me is healthy.

I have friends at 26 that still consider themselves young. I tell you that subconsciously those who are always bothered about age are the people that are very ambitious, futuristic and dreamers. They always want to make the best out if their lives.

Keep it up babe. Id like to get to know you.

free cocoa!!!!!there u are...been lookn for you since time immemorial.....hw e go be na

freecocoa: Where is he from please?

I'm asking cos I don't understand how he ended up being Nigerian, him mama born come abandon am for naija or wetin?

demeanour is correct....thnk itz american or british,nt sure which though

Kobojunkie: Dude, you kicked yourself there. Open a dictionary, check the word yourself, and tell us here how a still image can display that . .. demeanor.

it should be 'if you do not change'

GARRI (x7):
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lol......u craze pass me oh....hehehehehhehehehhe

naijathings: the first time i cried a real cry that came from my heart.. several years back.
it was one morning my aunt came into my room and accused me of taking her cash because the previous day, I had some friends come over to my place and we were talking quietly and seriously in a way she could not hear us so she thought we had some thing going on.
I cried watching my heart fall to pieces on the floor as I stood accused. the tears burst when she found the money in her other bag. when she saw the money, she tried to pet me thats when i buried my teeth in her shoulder and it took the strength of my dad to pull me away from her. it was hell for her too.

y do u lyk ur guyz' p*r*iC*k.....itz 4 urinating and mas*turbat*ing!!!!!!jeez

Mrs..Chima:
Frontless? Why you men love women with arse and boobies? I mean goodness! Boobies are for the babies and arse is to sit on!

Always touching and grouping, I mean GEEZ! GIVE US A BREAK!

^^^^^@kobo...ur psychie told u about anger mnanagement classes??

My love is Manchester United!!!!never broken my heart except when we meet barcelona

no be chinyere for our faculty u dey talk about??
#dontmindmebro...been in a bad mood all day....seriously, if she doesnt wanna chill wid ya,make her jealous by hanging out wid other gurlz who like ur company;that alwayz works provided she likes you but she s just playn hard to get...gudluck man

Buc: hard to believe. Why say so?

eh ya!!!!may her soul R.I.P

victorD3: I cried last a over a year ago on watching my siblings cry helplessly during my mothers burial

nna mehn...le kwa dis guy oh...uwa bu pawpaw....if u wan correct person, na by insult?boko haram fire you 4 where u dey....

Sincere 9gerian: People just sit in their homes and imagine all sorts of EVIL and WICKEDNESS. Can you imagine this fellow arguing with me over an issue in a city I have lived for over a decade? The STUPIDITY of some persons is palpable. The LIES and MISCHIEF one reads on the internet these days are just DISGUSTING. The Enugu state Mass transit system (aka coal city buses) were the only mass transit system in operation in Enugu until recently when the SURE-P palliative buses (federal assisted mass transit) were added to the public transport system. The coal city buses were part of the transport reforms of the Sullivan govt. Prior to now, there was nothing like federal assisted mass transit in Enugu. Some persons will DENY their name if that will discredit govt. How are these sort of SHAMEFUL attitude different from that of some thieving politicians? Shame!!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A_uq20yeuig
i cried yesterday when i saw this advert!!!!!!how time flies...used to be my fav then

she s a lesbian...she doesnt want to hurt you!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Buc: If not that I'm feeling love, I would refuse to believe it exist.
I saw a fine girl about 8months ago and fell in love wit her at first sight, but as an Ibo guy who was born and live all my life in Lagos, I had hoped to end up with an Ibo girl from my state of origin so my children don't loose their roots completely, because, right now I don't ve substantial ties with my roots, I even speak Yoruba fluently and picked it alongside broken english as my L1 languages.
But, at first sight the girl seemed to be a Yoruba girl so I had to kill the feeling, cos I don't want to start sthing I woult see through. But, one day I heard sbody call her by an Ibo name, mehn! U can't imagine the feeling I felt for that realisation. Right there and then I facebooked to search her out. Since we study at the same faculty, I had hoped that we would ve mutual friends on facebook or atleast facebook would bring her among the first people with the name since we study at the same school. And thats exactly what happened. Going through her profile I discovered she is even from my state. Mehn, she automatically became priority in my life.
I'm not as sharp and sleek as other guys in approaching girls. It took me like a month to gather courage to talk to her for the first time, but meanwhile I ve tried to find out somethings about her(level, course, lecture times etc.).
The day I finally decide to start my move. I already knew where and when she has lecture on D day by 10am-12noon and from 12noon to 2pm. And I knew she would be walking from venue A to B with her friends and I even knew how many they are likely to be in the company.
I went with the idea of not making my intention known to her or her company on that day, but I failed at it, but not badly cos neither her nor her friends new who the target was. She told me months later that they all thought I was interested in one of them when we parted. After that first encounter I kind of got turned off cos of the arrogance she displayed. But later it seemed she was trying to get my attention on that day, may be because she was the dark skin girl in the company and since I did not hint on who my interest lie among them she must ve thought its one of her friends hence the effort to get attention.
After the first meeting we kind of started talking and I realised she is who I ve being looking for and much more. Its been six months now since I opened up to her and the girl no stil wan gree. Its been more heart rendering and heartaching than the fun associated with chasing a girl. I ve made up my mind, I'm going to let her be at the end of this month, if she no gree.
So, as it stands, I'm at a crossroad can't tell if I've found my love or not.

Federal mass assisted transport buses have been there since time immemorial

Sincere 9gerian: I know some MISCHIEF MAKERS DELIGHT in distortion of facts and LIES. I stay in Enugu and I can confirm that the SURE-P palliative buses ply Enugu roads daily, alongside the state govt owned buses. The federal govt buses has the inscription "federal mass assisted transport" on it. I dont know about other states but I will be suprised if the buses are absent in any state.