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SportsRe: Counting On Mikel To Be A Messi- Segun Odegbami by uzoexcel(m): 3:55pm On Dec 22, 2012
after the youth competition they both featured in,messi's career has grown in leaps and bounds while mikel has moved infinitesimally...after that competition, we expected mikel to dominate world football in few years to come as an attacking midfileder but sadly this aint the case...
olivertwist: If you understand football language, you'll know exactly why this football legend compare Mikel with Messi. Yes, we know Messi is an attacking midfielder and Mikel a defensive midfielder. But on a good day, they can both decide the outcome of a game.
RomanceRe: Why Are Men No Longer Pursuing Women? by uzoexcel(m): 3:49pm On Dec 22, 2012
@op; u cant blame us guys...i v chased a gurl who was playing hard-to-get only to find out she was seriously giving it to one toutish punk who alwayz maltreated her...
RomanceRe: Why Are Men No Longer Pursuing Women? by uzoexcel(m): 3:43pm On Dec 22, 2012
u knack 4 head jare cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy
luizworld: grin Lol. No time
IslamRe: Kaduna Muslims Celebrate Death Of Governor by uzoexcel(m): 3:31pm On Dec 22, 2012
this is the most sensible quote i v seen on this topic.....wish everyone could reason like u bro....also,the bolded really got me reflecting...food 4 thought
xmasgift: How come we don't know the religion of the Newtown shooter? Simple! Cos he's not a Muslim. Imagine what the headlines would have read had he been a Muslim.
There are bad Muslim as well as horrible Christians but tell me, does your religion really define youhuh? Look around..search yourself and think... Does my being a Christain or Muslim define me? Am I really doing EXACTLY what God has ordered? Am I really wishing for my brother what I wish for myself? Does screaming Jesus make me a believer? Does screaming Allah make me a believer?
We have got it all wrong. This is not the plan God has for us. Humans are so filled with hate. Intolerance of others is high.
We need to think deeply, open our minds, open our hearts, accept others, seek knowledge and let God be the judge!
CultureRe: What Tribe Do You Like Best And Why? by uzoexcel(m): 3:27pm On Dec 22, 2012
lol...u de craze oh!!!!!roflmao grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin
daryoor: if you cant be peaceful after been provoked i guess that makes u less of a human being. If what u r saying is the truth i guess this is what it implies. So edo boy, is yr sis comin for xmas from italy smiley
CultureRe: What Tribe Do You Like Best And Why? by uzoexcel(m): 3:26pm On Dec 22, 2012
idoma...also very openhearted people based on the ones i v lived with or come across
Warri _Pikin: Which tribe in Benue? Tiv or Idoma?
CultureRe: What Tribe Do You Like Best And Why? by uzoexcel(m): 11:42pm On Dec 21, 2012
lol.....nice 1 beeentarh
beentarh: We can't o. We av got d best man frm our tribe. Our men are tall and beautiful, clean and calm, Brain and handsome. We hv it all!
CultureRe: What Tribe Do You Like Best And Why? by uzoexcel(m): 8:26pm On Dec 21, 2012
can u marry a christian from the south...i m nt casting aspersion but a while ago,someone said u aint allowed to marry anyone who isnt a muslim...pls kindly clarify...ciao!!!!!!
beentarh: D best tribe ever is d fulanis. They are easy going, extremely beautiful, tolerant and respectful. Am proud to be one.
CelebritiesRe: Toke Makinwa On “Why Men Are Morons” by uzoexcel(m): 2:34pm On Dec 21, 2012
twice a year...u sure abt thathuh?tot it was a weekly thngy grin grin grin grin grin
*Kails*:
LOL take it easy.
im sure she was just having one of those "estrogen influenced" moments. cool
women are entitled to releasing our frustrations at least twice a year.
it's the law. smiley
CelebritiesRe: Toke Makinwa On “Why Men Are Morons” by uzoexcel(m): 2:32pm On Dec 21, 2012
WE SHOULD BE CELEBRATING THE DUDE WHO PHucked her and broke of wid her...in time to come,he ll see that thatz d best decision he ever made...but seriously,as a famous philosopher said, one of the greatest riddles/questions yet to be answered is this...'What do we women want?'...Mel Gibson dedicated a whole film on this question....when a guy does all of the thnz u mention, u crow to ur frds that u v caught a mugu..most gurls ll say they dont like a guy cos he s too 'nice'...when he doessnt treat u well , u say he is heartless...i v even seen ladies saying they like a guy 'cos he looks like a 'wife-beater';lol....make una make up ur mind jare
baby_123: She has some points though. The way guys are shouting up and down on this thread to shift attention. Why have you guys become so cheap. Call, text and write love notes. Shows you care and put effort. Is that too much to ask. She was too aggressive with her words, but she makes a point nonetheless. Besides the world is moving on from Blackberry. What will you do when it phases out? Better get an IPhone or Android and embrace change.
IslamRe: Do Muslims Celebrate Misfortune To Others While Christians Don't? by uzoexcel(m): 1:42pm On Dec 21, 2012
aryzgreat: The OP of this thread is talking baldadash! If u think creating thread in islam for muslims is an avenue for u to twist and lie against christians and go scott free, bear it in mind u are making a big mistake even with ur MOD standing by u.

Get this facts straight into ur fanatic brain.

1. When u rejoice over the death of ur Govnor not because he is a tyrant or non-performer but because u see him as an INFIDEL and makes it a celebration there is a difference btwn that and rejoicing when a tyrant like abacha died and both xtians and muslims see it as God's intervention even if its not.

2. When yaradua died NO XTIAN celebrated it cos yaradua was performing even in the face of his sickness, yaradua was never a muslim fanatic. if there was any report of celebration, quote it. Why it looked as if some people got RELIEVED was bc of the controversy shrouding yaradua's long absence and the not too good role played by Turai. Speculations were flying as to weda he was still alive or dead and kept secret. The circumstances that made GEJ acting president was charged and many people were afraid military might use dat opportunity to strike and take over, so when the news of his death was released, people wia relieved.

Stop searching for unfounded facts to defend muslims when they do wrong, this is d same reason u people always go back to point hand at Niger delta whenever boko strikes or start blamisng centuries old crusaders when ur muslim brodas commit terrorist act. Stop blaming, look inwards and put ur house in other!

if he likes let him ban me and hide my msg
i totally agree wid u on point 2....also i think we tend to stereotype a lot in naija..using 1 person or a group of person's actions to condemn a whole religion or tribe....had an uncle who was amongst the igbo traders that were killed few years ago in abuja 'cos they couldnt recite the koran;but i wont use this to hate/condemn any muslim i see..my best frd is a yoruba muslim....though seriously i want to ask muslims these simple question...'all muslims are not terrorists but all renowned terrorists are muslims?'...plz answer wid an open mind and enlighten us who are not in the 'know'...thanks
CultureRe: What Tribe Do You Like Best And Why? by uzoexcel(m): 1:30pm On Dec 21, 2012
i ll go for the delta-igbo....was raised by a delta igbo man who had a benue wife during my college years and sincerely these were the best years of my life....also made lots of delta igbo frds during my university days and i ll say they are the most openhearted, welcoming people i know...a close second will be the BENUE people
RomanceRe: Who Has Been Single For Over A Year? by uzoexcel(m): 9:14pm On Dec 20, 2012
e no go work for choco
sessydoo: You are too gbaski jor....i luv ur sincerity babes. for say i dey naija, i for "beg to apply" strait-off. I no gbadun babes wey dey form saints...winks
Nairaland GeneralRe: Bus Crashes In Delta Killing All On-Board (pictures) by uzoexcel(m): 5:48pm On Dec 18, 2012
we still give excuses for our backwardness..the big difference is that looking at the US history,u will notice that even though it took time for them to become established, at least they were going in a forward direction however infinitesimal..do u honestly see naija making any reasonable progress in the next 200yearshuh..do u honestly think naija is progressing or we going backwardshuh....u noticed that nigerians now send their kids to ghana and even togo and malaysia for studieshuhghana has started talking about going to the moon....so disappointed in ur comments man undecided undecided undecided undecided
Okija_juju: [b]Mr. American Wannabe.

We wouldnt have to wait 200years.

Nigeria is 52 years old.. Of the 52 years, the first 6 was spent trying to define the Nation, then the Military Coup, then the Civil War, then more coups, then a Democracy that was again truncated by another coup, then more military rule and Now Democracy.

You want a baby nation like Nigeria to start competing with G-8 Nations?! You must have the brains of a kindergartener.

Money isnt everything.. We have too many things that divide us as a Nation than those that unite us. As a Nation, we have achieved where many have failed. Not many countries in Africa would have survived if faced with the unique challenges nigeria is facing today..

I would gladly school you on this, but then again whats the point...


HOWEVER, answer this simple question; HOW DID A SIMPLE ACCIDENT IN NIGERIA MAKE THE US BETTER THAN NIGERIA?!

And please call me names.. I will indulge you. Infact, I have your time. On this issue, I do.[/b]
Nairaland GeneralRe: Bus Crashes In Delta Killing All On-Board (pictures) by uzoexcel(m): 5:40pm On Dec 18, 2012
very stupid and typical naija reaction to man made incidents...so saddening that in this jet age and even ghana has started talking about 'going to the moon', we still reason like daft people....where r the good roads or even the emergency services that should have been on the spot to resuscitate dying victims in the crashhuh? sad
Stevechibu: Witches and wizards are looking 4 blood to suck
CelebritiesRe: Chika Ike Proves She Is 27 By Showing Her W.A.E.C Result by uzoexcel(m): 5:24pm On Dec 18, 2012
from ur reasoning, u imagine that she faked her age 10yrs ago(year 2002) when she was writing WAEC cos she saw the future then and knew that she would become a future actress who would need to be young to survive the movie industryhuhhuh?nitwit!!!!!! undecided [\quote author=apocalypse]A lot of students use "miracle centres" these days.[/quote]
FashionRe: Why Cant Men Wear Sexy Underwear? by uzoexcel(m): 9:14pm On Dec 15, 2012
thatz dzgustn man...phuck offf here
Battyman J: I would screw that nyash anyday. I love men!
FashionRe: Why Cant Men Wear Sexy Underwear? by uzoexcel(m): 9:07pm On Dec 15, 2012
niggur, u gay!!!!!!!!!!!!!
adjain: I wonder why women have the 'right' to wear sexy underwear while men have, until quite recently, only ass-covering materials to boast of. It is mind-boggling. Why did this happen? I am guessing that this is rooted in the age-long tradition that the men are the savages, the hunters, and women are the prey, the hunted – and in that fashion, they need to properly package the 'goods' so that they can be effectively 'preyed' upon.

We (the men) are relieved that underwear makers have finally woken up from this dogma, and realized that even in the animal kingdom, female animals are now known to do the 'chasing'. I mean, peahen actually 'bid', while the peacock struts about with his 'sexy' feathers.

The good thing, at least, is that now, men's underwear are also a priority in the fashion world, and they can now be bought in Nigeria! There are quite a number of underwear designs available to make any woman blush to see a man in all his 'glory'.

Let it not be said that when it comes to underwear, it's a woman's world, biko.
FashionRe: Why Cant Men Wear Sexy Underwear? by uzoexcel(m): 9:06pm On Dec 15, 2012
i concur man
noskeybaba: Looking at people's posts and taking note of nairaland gays! 14 years imprisonment awaits u. Bloody fa.ggots!! OP looks like their cordinator
Foreign AffairsRe: Obama Weeps Over Connecticut Shooting by uzoexcel(m): 8:47pm On Dec 15, 2012
sharrappp there...hw many people die daily in ur country of which we dont hear any news ofhuhhuh??
Kzinne: and some people are killin themselves for american visa
RomanceRe: ~Mr Nairaland - Grand FINALE~ by uzoexcel(m): 3:00am On Dec 14, 2012
hehehehhehehehehhehehehe......phucking hilarioussssss grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin
rokiatu: angry angry YOU GUYS BETTER START MAKING THIS THREAD FUN FOR US.

GUYS, NO ONE DI..CK WILL GET SMALLER IF YOU COMPLIMENT/VOTE.

common people lets do this.
RomanceRe: ~Mr Nairaland - Grand FINALE~ by uzoexcel(m): 3:00am On Dec 14, 2012
thatz wrongggg....we do ones doing the talkn for some hours now grin grin grin grin grin
CFCfan: 2legit was saying that abroad based nairalanders weren't lively enough.
RomanceRe: ~Mr Nairaland - Grand FINALE~ by uzoexcel(m): 2:55am On Dec 14, 2012
babe,the thing is most females are comfortable complementing themselves on beauty,appearance and stuff but we guyz feel quite uncomfortable doing the same amongst themselves coz we have d mentality that itz only gay guyz that do such...hence the low turn out
rokiatu: Gbam!! It was so fun I didn't even want to leave the computer and go to the toilet.

Guys step it up.
RomanceRe: ~Mr Nairaland - Grand FINALE~ by uzoexcel(m): 2:52am On Dec 14, 2012
lol...no vex jare!!!!! voting for lucenzo:he aint bad #nohomo
kandiikane: You better! Kwasia!
RomanceRe: ~Mr Nairaland - Grand FINALE~ by uzoexcel(m): 2:41am On Dec 14, 2012
lolllllllllllll.......ashewo... 'runz b4 she slaps me'
kandiikane: Gosh, I don't know who to vote for.

My heart says cfcfan or nosa gold, head says laloasky or duke nija but my nyash says lucenzo.

What do I doooooooo?
Christianity EtcRe: What's Your Purpose Of Going Home For Christmas ? by uzoexcel(m): 10:29pm On Dec 13, 2012
very hilarioussssssssssssssssssss....thanks 4 d comedy relief man
Redmosquito: [size=13pt]To show the village witches that they have failed[/size]
Christianity EtcRe: What's Your Purpose Of Going Home For Christmas ? by uzoexcel(m): 10:27pm On Dec 13, 2012
stop taking 'ganja' or 'weed' if ur brain cant carry it...itz nt 4 every1!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
agbari socket: Igbos are the best animal bunch of thives in nigerian dey go robbed bcuz of xmas.why are they using thier nuisancical life 2 affect other patriotic nigerian.the ojukwu kill them finish bcuz greedness well yoruba wise...up awolowo

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