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stop spewing your ignorance on social media.

adioolayi:
Scientists just dey dash fossil records any numbers of years dem like .


I saw remains of alligator dated 200Million years for my village yesterday...showing they have been existing since that time.

Shey you say you madt ni, Make we dey dash everything any numbers of years..make we kukuma all madt together.

Yababoy:
70k monthly. Directly from owner. No middleman.

loool..70k monthly.. una no go kill person 4 this town

This are part of the issues Feminists should he fighting

XXXXTENTACION:
Wait who was taking the pictures (video)

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what actually did u want the person to do?

@seun @lalastica,
i reckon the time has come where topics dealing with tradition and culture should be prioritized on the front page of nairaland on a particular day. it will be an avenue for people to learn more about their traditions and culture.
christians have Sundays and muslims have fridays.

Thursday sounds fair enough

PAGAN9JA:
Abeg grow up. We are not discussing juju here. We are discussing religion.

If you want to satiate your illusions of more wealth, you watch Nollywood.

will you call it religion or tradition? just curious

u have a specific timeline?

Gentew:
A room self con at bogije. 25k per month..

for someone who s job hunting

Ceejay111:
Good day nairalanders plz I need someone that needed a female roommate around lekki or areas close to lekki. Just graduated but needed a job.

i don't really have much on me but i will like to start from somewhere. I don't mind wooden (pako) room my number is 09028311131 please help a sister if you can. God bless you all

in addition, I must ask, how well do u know Lagos? why Lekki specifically? the cost of living as per rent wise is high you know....most people on this thread arent residing there sef (I'm probably wrong). do u prefer lekki because all the jobs u v been applying for all need one to reside in that axis?
i suggest when coming to lag to stay with someone, look for accommodation in a pretty central location.. surulere probably..just incase u looking out for jobs on d mainland too.

Ceejay111:
Mr man please take your stupidity and your first class English somewhere else with all your education and grammar you still voted an illiterate to be your president. Ewu Gambia

hi
just a teeny weeny bit of advice... u made a request of seeking an abode . yr potential benefactor is probably on this thread watching the way u respond to people and based on uncouth retorts u r giving out 'll cast u out as a NO GO AREA.
u don't have to reply everyone who makes snide remarks against u...u know what u want..make it yr focus point. STOOP to CONQUER...reply only those who r trying to help your situation..
Most people here on this thread are working class individuals who come across internal recruitment in their offices and this roles are usually not publicly advertised..no one wants to refer someone for a role who they can't vouch for. so carry yourself properly here and hope u find what u seek.

[quote author=Ceejay111 post=92624714]Good day nairalanders plz I need someone that needed a female roommate around lekki or areas close to lekki. Just graduated but needed a job.

i don't really have much on me but i will like to start from somewhere. I don't mind wooden (pako) room my number is 09028311131 please help a sister if you can. God bless you all [/quote
]
kill 2 birds with one stone..at d same time state what kind of job u r looking for,experience u have as well as skill set and/or education degree u possess. You never know what can come out of this

This us beautiful.

more of this is needed.
congrats br!!!!

NigelCundy:
Hey guys, I thought I should come back to share my story for those who'll come here in the future.

Some months ago, I was among the hopefuls waiting for the almighty APL. I literally centered the whole of my existence around something so uncertain... do I regret? I'm not even sure because the experience I gathered from this thread pushed me for what's to come.

When the APL came, my name and that of my 3 friends from OAU who'd attended the interview were all missing. The difference was they all had good jobs at the time, but I was at home bantering on twitter and nairaland hoping luck will shine on me. After people started getting mails, my depression started setting in, I was grieving the APL that never came! I was sad, tired, and ready to give in to terrible thoughts. After 48 hours, I picked myself up and said F**U**C**K** it. I withdrew from everything and went back to the learning I was doing in tech before the obsession with nairaland and APL.

Five months later, I made my first million from a project I secured...from a client in the UK. Worthy to note that this was my first paid project. Then, last night, I got a remote job with a company in the UK where I'll be earning what I couldn't have imagined I would some six months ago.

So, I woke up this morning remembering that period when it was like my life had come to an end over an uncertain thing...an APL. I decided it'll be criminal not to share my story and I hope someone finds this experience of mine valuable and move on in life....even while you're waiting.

Thanks to everyone that made those months of waiting interesting: the associations for their banter and oga Jarus for his constant help.

Stay Safe!!!!!

Righteousness89:
As long as we are still Here on Earth, it Cannot and will not Happen!

But Once the Trumpet Sounds, and We are off! I cannot guarantee anyone on what will be Here on Earth!

talk intelligibly

ok

pattybf:
FOR ENQUIRES , PLS CONTACT PAT ON WHATSAPP: 08023138853 , CALL .07035747751

zoputa:
God will intervene in Jesus name. Amen. All glory to Jesus Christ.

You are actually beginning to sound irritating.. oh yes,I'm a Christian too.

so u want the incoming tenant to provide power for himself....wats d role of d landlord/property manager?just t collect rent?

DZTech:
2 bq rooms available.
Lekki phase1

part of a twin duplex.
shared toilet/bathroom
without kitchen,
without power:
- last tenant removed d meter cos they bought it.
- u can tap from next compound.
street parking.

40k per month for each room, quarterly payments.
agency/agreement on 1st quarter payment.
call from noon for inspection-
08128324277

ican2020:
Owl signifies evil, killing it was the best option.

on what universe are you talking about?

good one

following

my fellow NITDA scholar...may his soul rest in peace

Missing Person

The above pictured person Mr Ogbu Ambrose Adikwu has been missing since on Monday.

He left his place of residence in Ketu-Alapere at 4am on Monday 15th June, 2020 for Agbara where he works but apparently didn't get to his destination.

He is a middle aged man from Benue state, of average height, not too dark in complexion and with a chubby physique.

Anyone with any useful information should please contact the following numbers;
07084032933 and 08058935384

Thank you.

this

uzoexcel:
Another strategy to add to what you already have Mr.
why not advertise for corpers posted to the state where u have your farm with agricultural disciplines. who 'll serve in your farm for a year.
I bet u even with the incentive of free accommodation coupled with the fact that they 'll seemingly cash out 400 grand by end of service, most 'll jump at d offer. this 'll be better than them teaching in a primary school as they 'll add solid work experience..for u the incentive will be that u r hiring at least semi-skilled hands.
they already v NYSC allowee they can manage with monthly so no one 'll seemingly pressurized u for one emergency fund or the other.

Room for Rent.

Single room. self contain. with private toilet/bathroom, connection to landladys gen for some instance of no light, no NEPA bill, running water, no kitchen. No service charges.parking space.
located in an estate 15 mins walk to maruwa bustop,lekki.
600k. (inclusive of Agent fees)

Good one.
Thanks for been mature about your reply. some people wouldav seen it as an attack on u.
Let's start thinking about solutions now for problems.

SarkinYarki:
I wouldnt have opted for the Economic lockdown .
So here is what I would have rather done for a virus that had 2 percent mortality



1 : Containment instead of lockdown : restrict human traffic to and from areas which have significant cases let's say of upto 100.

2 . Selective lockdown for the Vulnerable , those above 60 and those with any underlying co morbidities and put them on palliatives.

3. Make the wearing of Mask and gloves mandatory, ban handshakes and physical contacts .

4. I would have approved the use of Chloroquine as prophylaxy for younger people and first line of treatment of sick people who can handle it .

We made a bad mistake with the kind of approach we took , it made matters worse and only similar to a man with dandruff setting his entire head on fire .

To retrieve the situation the sooner we open the Economy the better as it's clear this virus will never be a pandemic in Nigeria from what I have seen so far , we will not see people falling on the road , infact Lassa Fever has killed over 1000 people in Nigeria this year alone ..

Open up the Economy and enforce the use of mask and gloves till most people develop herd immunity .

SarkinYarki:
I wasn't speaking of Nigeria , by "we" I meant the entire human race ..We shouldn't have gone for the Lockdown the way we went about it

so what would u have done? and as @ now,how can the situation be retrieved?

SarkinYarki:
We badly handled Corona

in Nigeria,anyone can list any of the aforementioned blindfolded. why not try and state what you could have done or what can still be done to ameliorate the situation

you didn't bother acknowledging this ;(

uzoexcel:
Another strategy to add to what you already have Mr.
why not advertise for corpers posted to the state where u have your farm with agricultural disciplines. who 'll serve in your farm for a year.
I bet u even with the incentive of free accommodation coupled with the fact that they 'll seemingly cash out 400 grand by end of service, most 'll jump at d offer. this 'll be better than them teaching in a primary school as they 'll add solid work experience..for u the incentive will be that u r hiring at least semi-skilled hands.
they already v NYSC allowee they can manage with monthly so no one 'll seemingly pressurized u for one emergency fund or the other.

Another strategy to add to what you already have Mr.
why not advertise for corpers posted to the state where u have your farm with agricultural disciplines. who 'll serve in your farm for a year.
I bet u even with the incentive of free accommodation coupled with the fact that they 'll seemingly cash out 400 grand by end of service, most 'll jump at d offer. this 'll be better than them teaching in a primary school as they 'll add solid work experience..for u the incentive will be that u r hiring at least semi-skilled hands.
they already v NYSC allowee they can manage with monthly so no one 'll seemingly pressurized u for one emergency fund or the other.

how old are u?

Slawormir:
Damnnnnn niggarrr
Good advice for pussy ass niggarrrz
Not we the real niggarrrs
Women don't cheat on real niggarrrz because real niggarrrz don't do love and relationships

they see women as swimming pool
They don't give a fuckkkkk if the swimming pool have never been used
They don't give a fuckkk who have been swimming before they started swimming
They don't give a fuckkkkk who will swim after they are done swimming their own
And they don't give a fuckkkkk who is even swimming with them as they are swimming
They just swim their own sharpely and move on.
Real niggarrrz bang pussy and move on.

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