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Nah, she's a 200 pound whale, wit black teeth, eye bags,

Whats luv, Gotta do wit it!

Can't surface, we live in a pond,

why'd the chicken cross the road?

Watching the following
Season 6 & 7 of 24
Started "Dirty Sexy Money", 1 4 d MIGHTY boys,
Done with Smallville as superman no gree grow-up,
Finished One Three Hill already,
Has Any1 finished ROSWELL?, cuz i no see the final season buy o,
Any1 wif an idea wat "Legend of the Seeker"z all about?

Loved the 1st installment of Afro Ssamurai i saw, the guy resemble snoop dogg w/a bit of attitude, I'll prolly buy d cd if i see it,

More still cumin,

Underworld: Rise of the Lycans, God i didnt like it, though i got to understand what the previous installments Part 1 &2 were all about,

For Marcus to have killed his own daughter cuz she was in love with Lucian, man the guy MEAN!, but then, were do i put lucian in the whole picture, I know from the first two installments that Lucian wasn't the first of his kind (werewolves) as William WAS the first, *sighs*

My guess: Did William sleep with a female werewolve that NOW gave birth to Lucian, cuz from the start, Marcus (First Vampire) had the chance to kill Lucian but didnt, Man i'm LOST, i wan troway the CD, could ANY1 pls help out,

As 4 moi,

Me carriez abt sem change (prolly around 20naira x 20pcs), Me wallet, contains ID's, ATM cards, CD's,

Other things necessary end up in my bag,

@ udode,

Na this same "talk to d chich" put me 4 trouble, I approached a kewt girl i liked, offered to get her somefin, she refused @ 1st, then i backed off a bit, after abt 20mins of dancing got back to my sit, walked up to her AGAIN and asked if she needed something, the moment she opened her mouth, i almost passed-out, talk abt HALITHOSIS of the highest order, enough to kill a man upon release,

She noticed i kept lookin the other way when she was talkin so she asked wht the prob was, i juz gav her some tic-tac and we kept talkin, she's a clean,classy chic wit alot of swagger. Took her home for the night and like they say"whatever happens in Vegas, stays in Vegas",

@ poster, Please stick to yo original game, act a fool sometimes, girls love funny guys, thats why dem dey die for most ugly comedians, lol

@ Poster, I can barely imagine how u must be feeling,

@whitelexi, i TOTALLY agree wit you, i'm takin salsa classes(cuz i'm not much of a good dancer), so i dont start lookin for my feet cum dat day, The tot of waking up to find one lady bside me every morning is startin to make my skin itch,

My fiancee's been pushin but some GOOD reason, I'm holding back a bit,

The thingy about the pants, bras and pads TOTALLY creeps me out, other's i'm a bit com4table wit, @ the ladies on here(no offense ooo), Marriage totally givs 90% of d guys creeps when talked abt, Thats why we see our beautiful gf's bcum second-hand material AFTER the "I-do" thingy,

@ whitelexi, abeg bro take am easy, lol

OMG, I can't actually bliv this is the abuja i visited some years back,It sure is a biuty to bhold ya know. Nice work OneNaija, Keep flying the flag, i'm sure our tourism board or some good pple on here would fancy putting your pix together and posting em on their ABUJA tourism website or somefin,

Nna e, Abuja bu d bomb meeeennnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn!, YAW!!!, Ol'boy.last time i checkd, a ticket to abuja costs like 35-40k.

@ richo2, lmao wht deeper life sista in her RIGHT frame of mind would fall for that, ?, Dem no sabi TV, Home video (xcept xtian movies), how do u xpect em to sabi Mr.Biggs, ?

Mak him form D'banj wit a bit swagger, I stand by that, and watch d chicks jel

i used to b like him UNTIL i noticed something unique abt me that girls love, and for those ladies who wanna know, Dont bother askin,

i no no d chic wey him dey find o, but dis SHUD work,

put enuf energy in2 it,

Its a pity bro, but sometimes u gotta act a fool to get them to listen to u, Here's the cue,

Walk up to the lady, then repeat this

Hold it!!!, I'm (put ur name)
Or (Nickname) like my friends call me
Or Idiot like my ex-gf's call me,
I'd like to get to know you Ms. Kokolette, If she responds, cut her off immediately

Sum it up by askin for her DIGITS b4 she changes her mind, If e no work, abeg go become rev. fada

@ c me o, We still are dating eachother&10x to God, pple r starting to realise i ain't lettin go&marriage iz ONLY a few clicks away,

Simply put, Dont do somethin you'd live to regret for the rest of your life brova, Be a man for once and make THAT decision, but consult God aka Baba Himself first o!!

All the best bro

@ c me o, i won't lie to u, i'm in d same "hole" you're in, I have this girl i'm dating and i'm juz a year older than her, but cuz of my babyface, she holds d upper hand and EVEN my mom thinks she's older than me, I love her to death, so i share ur pain, But if you do love her, stick by her irrespective of whatever pple think/say abt the both of you,

Hope it works for you two, all the best

@surface, I'm not into online dating, i juz postd it on here for an old friend i lost touch wit, So i dnt know wht ur problem tiz, If e dey pain u, pls post ur UGLY-AZZ pic on here make we laff small, Abi wowo dey hug u?, lol

@One9ja, i no understand u @ all o, i dnt do ONLINE dating, so wht u on abt?

@ Mr. Crackles, Apologise ke, when she do am on purpose, b4 it happend, she woulda whisperd"SH, I'm cumin, " n i'll be like, "Tiz ok, these r my friends, let it out", talkin based on xperience

If u wan tro-up, tell me o,i'd get u a bowl, lol

@bluespice, NB: Look face b4 u fart ooo!, U no say dem dey take eyes dey kill or shoot person nowadays o!, Best places to practice the habit, NIGHTCLUBS(Mixed wit a gin n juice smell or cigs) produces a killer aroma, rotllmao @ my post,

I can't continue, make i go defuse for restroom

@bluespice, each emoticon should have like a coding to it, find the coding on GOOGLE, then paste it on here, It should work, I been lookin for rollin eyes,

tiz iz me, wht i find funny iz wht she wants from me, NairaLAND pls help me,

@ Naija-Born, U saw my profile,, huhahahahahahahhahaa, I'm having a good laff, when 90% of the profiles ONLINE are NOT real, Ur I.Q REALLY is low, go get it checkd, Your juz lettin off steam n wasting space on here for people who REALLY dont giv a flyin Bleep wat u think, STUPID A**

@ starstruck, wtf!, women don't fart, OMG, My gf does it whenever she feels like,

There was a time i was @ visafone in VI, I was chatttin-up this lady i met,cute girl, and all of a sudden, the air smelt nASTY, i knew it wasn't me so i gave her the "raised eye-brow look", and she juz let the rest rip, we had a good laff together and she apologised,

Its kool to do it once in a while in public, especially inside a molue, God i can barely imagine the slaps n yabs you would receive for doing such, but its worth the risk anytime,

she's @ it again, "I'm loving this friendship with benefits stuff", I'll keep y'all posted on the low-down as it happens,

PEACE!!!

rotllmao, I won't dump her,

I'm basicall in the "friends with benefits"sorta thing right now with a lady i met on FB, She's a Player, same age as me, out-going, classy chic, but the problem IS, she's ALWAYS wanting to make-out, and when i give it to her, she says she's not com4table with the "friends with benefits" thingy, and she wants me as a future partner,

There's my own SUPERSTORY

@Poster, Yes you can have a normal thingy with a lady and STILL not indulge urselves in those acts,

@ Izeek, LOL, after three kids, she'd prolly look like a 200 pound whale, with stetch marks, fallin jugs, eyebags,

EWWWWW, that is soooooooooooooo GROSSSSSSSSSS

@Naija-born, I'm sorry i used those remarks, so I'll have to re-phrase wht i said earlier, she's the average"yoruba girl next door" type of person, Go figure n if u still don't, then u need an IQ check, and PLLLLLLLLEAAAAAAASE, NEVA TALK SHIT OR I'LL @@*&&* U UP, PERE!

She's the average yoruba chic,but she doesnt swear,which is something i hate!, But her friends, Urrgghhh! When she's around them,she's a completely LOOSE person, i sometimes get lost in the convos but we make up for it later when we're together,

D secret don dey open up, I've ALWAYS wanted to ask this but i guess the avenue to do so, juz didnt present itself until now,

I'm an ibo guy been dating this yoruba girl, i'm the quiet type, she's the talkative type, we get along on issues in general but when i'm around her friends, i seem to mute, like i dnt have a voice and they misunderstand the whole thing, Being the quiet type has both its pains n gains, Somedays could go AWFULLY wrong with her but how i handle the ISH is wht still holds us down,

Here's the thing about we, the quiet guys, we're TRIPLE C's Cool, Calm &, Go Figure