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Indeed there're basic cures for stammerin, my neighbors child used to stammer until i got her to try something different, reading ABC backwards as slow as she could, becuz stammerers are ALWAYS nervous, they anticipate, It didnt work at first, but as time progressed, she warmed up to it,

Try calmin down when talkin and if hooks u,take ca break, take deep breaths in-between conversations, If this doesnt work, God help u

OMG, It feels so good, My girl does it to d extend she chews my lips, Juz lock-up and try it one day, you'd be filled with the ,

*****Clears throat*****

You have gotta be high on green or something, Making PC-to-PC calls is ABSOLUTELY free on Yahoo Messenger so which 1 kan be day0time xtra cool,no let MTN catch u dey yan shit,

To make lengthy calls, If you have Yahoo Messenger, Login,IM a friend(if online), you'll see the Call button, click it, It'll connect, if you both have voice features on ur system, then start talking,

To be honest, no one will probly never know, As a kid growing up, he was one of many rizn's i took tae-kwondo classes,
As for his death, there's the comic part and de facto (i suppose)

Comic : Known for his screaming whilst stretching his muscles, it was little or no wonder people came to conclusion that died from stretching,

De facto: No answer brov

I've been following this story since the burst-up between em, and stumbled upon dis, Read On


Mar 4 2009Rihanna & Chris Brown married?
More: Chris Brown, Marriage, Rihanna



Here's the most believable news ever: Rihanna and Chris Brown are married, according to Star:

"All she's ever wanted was to be with him forever," a source tells Star. "Rihanna is looking for the husband-and-two-kids deal before she turns 25. She believes in fairy tales, and she wants to live hers with Chris. She was totally up front and confessed to him, 'I can't live without you.'"

The pair wasted no time making Rihanna's fairy tale come true. They even called a minister to the mansion on exclusive Star Island!

Well, she already took him back and as I always say despite it usually ending in divorce and/or sexual harassment litigation, "When you've dug yourself a hole, the best thing to do is keep digging until the shovel hits you in the face." Which, let's be frank, is a likely scenario for these two.

So Brovas n Sistaz, Wetin una feel?

DON'T EVEN DARE COMPARE BOTH, GOD OF WAR 1 WAS FREAKY, GOD OF WAR 2 RAISED THE BAR 10 METRES HIGHER. DON'T GET ME STARTED WITH THE STORYLINE, Awesome! got me thinking about looking up the gods of olympus 1 by 1, the gamepaly, Insane, chain combos,blood n gore (even Kratos himself displays anger when killing), then there's the flashbacks as in how it all began, Man i could go on and on, reminds me of when i first saw the cartoon movie Hercules,

On the other hand, DMC's juz abt a bad guy with a good sense of humor, who went about killing grimrippers, guys with bomb-like heads, lol,

Thumbs up to the guy who did GOW & the graphics,storyline crew, they did an AWESOME job.

GOW forever

Every new season, the prospect of a major signing(s) looms for each club, Arsenal landed Arshavin (Good 1 wenger), Man Utd landed Berbatov (slowpoke), etc. I juz thought i'd cr8 this thread for y'all, Who would YOU like to see in your club this SUMMER, or who would you like to leave,

You can submit your DREAM XI here,

My dad DID watch d game, And YES it Thunder Balogun that netted the ONLY goal for Nigeria, He(my dad) was left a but puzzled at the rate which goals entered the nigerian goal, as NO-ONE in the stands knew what was REALLY happening, Call it what you may but this is true, it's NO urban legend,

India 99 - Nigeria 1

If you've seen SHAOLIN SOCCER, then go figure?!!!

There's this latest craze thats becoming an eye-sore to most of us guys here in Lagos, (presumably), and it's the issue of women with protruding belly a.k.a pot belly, I live in Surulere and ALMOST everyday of the week, i come across good-looking ladies, but what kills em?, them funny looking stomach, some call it evidence of good living, i call it AWUF dey kill body,

Gone were the days when it was considered SOCIETAL CLASS for a man to have protruding belly, now it's the women who are taking on this new trend

People, whats your take on this issue, If u have a girlfriend with 1,how do u deal with it, Honest Opinions needed please

first kiss?, Weird cuz my neighbors house-help was sooooo into me dat everytime i came home from office she'd want a piece of me ,my lips i mean(i'm still a virgin though,for all u female pervs),

She just stood and closed her eyes and when our lips made contact, she started jerking like wtf! and eating my lips, i felt she convulsed on me, so after much much,my lips were bruised, i stayed away from her though she apologised via text n calls, i couldnt tell my colleagues wht happened but the smart ones knew,

i've dated a few, notably some ladies @ fmcb marina, wont mention names but if u work there and you've
come across dizengoff b4, then u'd prolly know me, lol

I don't really dig the shag thing cuz i lost m virginity @ an early age, but here's my list of fcmb chicks

6 serious dates
4 sex pistols
1 particular in mind, (subject to investigation)

Says who?, When i kiss my girl i barely even touch her, so it doesn't go past the norm, for where u hear say people MUST touch if them kiss, ?, Huaahahahahahahahahah

Ori e, O fokasibe man, I dey feel d song, Pity i havent laid my hands on Same Ni remix, I don't club much but this song is massive, I knew this guy was good, (back with same ni) but fokasibe is taking it to another level,


Let's go there, very soon the likes of Usher n co will be turning to our artiste for lyric, lets all Fokasibe joooooooooooooooooooooo

Whats the wackiest thing i ever did, well i called up my girl @ a phone center, told her to close her eyes for some mins, had her feelin like she was bein kissed, she came twice, and to my gr8tst surprise, after hanging up, the call attendant was so Hot dt she askd for my number, and well i nailed her right there in her shop, weird,right?

so she n i've been having supposed"phone intimacy" for sometime now, its somewhat koool, and she cums like crazy, when i meet her, she just grabs my d and starts saying some shit in calabar i NEVR understand,
Make i no go further,

the craziest thing i did was chasing a girl down the school block screaming, "Amaka, I love you&want to marry you", The guys were having a good laugh, I was caught though, n in the assembly, as we call it, i was asked to explain the meaning of "boyfriend n girlfriend",

the second was, should i say dirty, we took turns lookin at eachothers peepee, measured the length, only for some girls to walk-in on us, after much much sha, we decided that for seeing ours, we must see theirs, the hole!, they co-oped! and the rest ya know is pretty much history,

As for the teachers, cuz i was skinny back in those days, they'd wonder where the flog me, they'd strip n just stare, God i was sooooooooooo ashamed, so i decided to seek revenge, since i was in a boy cult, we did something Government College Eric Moore would never forget,

At an inaugural party, we got some strippers in, had the teachers feelin good,then slipped some ecstacy pill into their drinks, shiiiiiiiiiiiiit, oh boy come see idiocity of d highest order, wish i could post some pix though,

See, my girlfriends already a mother of 4 as she's in her late 30's and i'm in my early 20's, she's not what i'd call super-rich, we have our differences, but we still resolve the issues amicably, I don't have a problem dating older ladies, I just feel its stupid when a lady says she can't date younger guys,

@ those ladies, when u clock 30, would u STILL marry a man who can't EVEN get u to cloud 9?, Stupid SISTAZ!!!, God, y'all could be REALLY offensive wit yer st8mnts sometimes,

Kelvin

If your looking for a good male kisser, u can hit 08082145557, the name's kelvin, i got skills that'll leave u drooling,

The way i see it, women don't generally know how to kiss, they just moan and groan, till the guy lets go of they lips, rotflmao

funny, lol, but nice work dude

Like music, poetry is basiclally the "Dessert" of one's soul. I get the vibes to write by just sitting down,listening to music, or doing just about ANYTHING. So I just thought i'd cr8 this thread for those of us who are into poetry, You can post yer writings on here,

Here's a couple of my writings(short),

Fear not my love
For you have conquered my heart and won my love,
For in you i've found true love n hapiness
So my love, I confess to thee
Even if the mountains rumble n the oceans roar
Even if the earth quakes n shakes
The ONLY force that will be left standing in the midst of all the chaos
Is the NEVER-ENDING love that burns in my heart for you,

Feel free to hit me up on 08082145557 or 07037746675 if you need guides or poems for that special person

email: flipdown4@yahoo.com

Best Regards,

Kevin

the best game ever is GOW, MGS Sons of liberty, there's too many of em

I could NOT belive my eyes , Arsenal spanked manure without Adebayor,Van Persie, LOFL, WTF, OMFG!, this is the "game" of the season, Manure fans will be hissing like shit but i dnt give a flying Bleep,

Nasri made life miserable for G.Neville thats why Fi gbe son brought on Rafael da Silva, who scored the only goal for manure,

Man ANY Manure fan who sniffs in this forum shud be smacked to no f****n end,

Gunners for life,

I would confess to you that up till this day, I still suck at maths, though i have a degree in com/science and work as a communications engineer, I feel so weird at times when called upon to solve some questions relating to calculations, but as they say"there's no shame in admitting you don't know", I use the "I don't know" technique and its worked several times for me,

There was this time i came home from school with a bad maths score, and my dad just threw himself at me and charged all night like a bull, my mom EVEN suggested i prayed for retentive memory, LMAO!!!, I have a good record with other subjects but when it comes to maths, i shudder y'all,

I think the problem lies from the grassroots, when the 1+1 factor doesnt sink in properly, it becomes a problem later for that person,

Cheers

flipdown4@yahoo.com

I dnt know bout "CURRENT" oh, but the koko games are GOW, Unreal Tournament, DMC and for racing games i hate need for speed, I prefer Burn out (Take-down or Legends),

I will smack FIFA 08 in the butt cuz the game is sooooooo whack, geez i hated virtually everything bout the game.

PS: Who has played Unreal Tournament 3?

Get back to me on flipdown4@yahoo.com

GOW is still the game everyone wants their hands on, I've played thr first two and finished it, Though i'm yet to see a trailer for PS3 and i f***king dont even know the storyline, but here's what i think,

Kratos will battle the Gods of Olympus, become a the God of Olympus, After a few shindigs here n there, the titans will fall his hand(i guess), , assume control of Olympus and banish him to earth,

kratos will now seek the same powers of the gods (Zeus n the other gods), amass em, go back to olympus to battle Gaya and her kids,

I wish i could afford a ps3, that woulda been the 1st game i would purchase, but i go chill make d price cum down.

Any GOW freak can hit me up on flipdown4@yahoo.com

sorry girl, but u gotta do the Ussain Bolt thing, On ur marks, get set, BOLT!!!!, i SHOULD feel sorry for you but instead i'm feeling sorry for the girl who keeps calling u his wife and tells u that u should spend towards him. My questions are:

1. Can't he go look for a job?

2. Why do u STILL stick with him anyways?

Get on with yer life gir, it could be hard,but its a longshot, or u wanna keep babysitting a handicap(what i should call him for the rest of your life), I don't mind having u though, na i'mean?

kelvin

Una don come?, Obama d Anti-Christ?

WTF were u finking son?

Kelz aka v3n0m