₦airaland Forum

mizzthang: I had such experience while there. Was certifying my photocopy of SAQA at the police station at sunnyside, forgotten the street sha, and the dude was hitting on me; I acted like I didn't get d hint, was with a male friend o; na so the policeman turn to my friend det hala! Dem come take all their women, and theirs no dey gree for them. "I hate Nigerians".. coming from a police officer. What do u think can happen if this man had met us on d street in front of a pub or an alley making out....

Lmao, huni you'd better not let that bitter brother catch ya making out or somfin. I'm sure he would cook up a non-existing law you've broken just to deal with and embarass you both. If their women fancy naija dudes this much, it's probably cos most of theirs are pri.cks.

Dbanj never said he donated any money, why does he now have to refute something he never did. This quarter dred-headed nigga OJB is unbelievable tbh.

Mandy Aquarian: Op, I believe you're a bit confused. . I've been there too..
Really, when you meet your wife you won't need advise from the whole world to take the bold step..
It's either you aren't ready yet or she's not your wife..
There might just be other factors aside "age" flapping you down, if you ask me I'll say: in doubt do not act, it's better to err on the side of caution..
If you meet your wife, allofus@nairaland won't be powerful enough to convince you to let her go..
Prayer helps a lot..
Wish you the best..

Realtalk...loads of likes.

If you ain't the type they hating on, then you ain't doing it right. Nigerians stay killin these guys with envy.

Sorry op you had to go through such bs. The "you come here to take our women" part cracks me up.

GustavoFring: Her B J go bad gaan

Na the koko be that na. Everything about her go just wet unto natural lubrication.

Shebi I posted something similar the other day, una think say I dey exaggerate. These my country-girls got no clue. Mine isn't as bad as Andy's sha

Waspy: This guys look good together.......Can't they just be together

They sure look good together. Thought she's older, never knew she's just 34. Dbanj won't have to worry about her hitting menopause soon if they eventually elope then.

Waiting.

The Lord is your strength.

[quote author=imsu.boi] you swallow am? [/quote]Swallow wetin? Trust ya man nao lol, I just codedly checked into the restroom. Bih must been thinkin I was a nice guy sparing her box that day when truly I lost appetite.

Not kissing me right. There was this ex of mine, huge melons big bootay, dopee af...in my mind i was like this chic is the bomb until the day we were frenchkissing. Shorty secreted no less than a litre of saliva in my mouth i was so irritated.

So in short, you people have put the op in the box with her twisted logic , issokay!

eGuerrilla: I wonder what Dragon Surveillance and Consultancy Services have to say about the picture lifted off its website: http://www.dragon-surveillance.co.uk

Damnn hommie, have mercy on these kids . That was a checkmate right there.

Oh ma goodness!!! R.i.p

sgsltd: The only 1 person that can take GEJ on seat is Fashola ,any other person is small fish for presido

You've said it all. No other person in naija at the moment is influential and popular enough to make GEJ break a sweat at the 2015 polls but oh well, the weirdos would rather live in denial. They want the seat back to a northerner (whether he's competent or not) at all cost.

Picture GEJ being poisoned truly, where does that leave us? Namadi Sambo Hell naw...Goodluck should just carry on till there's a better option.

The president can't be naïve to the fact that there are people who wish death on him so I'm sure he won't be that daft to be eating and drinking anyhow. Everybody knows the wife is obese so checking into hospital often shouldn't come as a surprise. The sick should get well soon if this news is authentic.

Yaaawwwnnn, iranu.

Awww very touching and inspirng indeed.

Lol sick thread...Paedos vs weirdos vs sluts vs neutrals...una well done.

That first pic killed me on the inside mehn. Initially thought that's the bih, hilarious as hell ...back to her claims, wtf na with the generalisation? She should go chock on Brian Pumper's 'ock jare. Stupid ho...

ChocolateBarbie: drez a VacCine 4 dat ohh 101% sure!

Please fill me in sunshine, this shii is killin me plus I'm more than motivated now to overcome that disorder after checkin ur profile.

And me too infact I think I'm infected with a strain "overshyness" virus.

pDude: So what's the big deal

@op how old are you? You sound immature.

Which relationship is sex not involved? You think when I first met my wife, i was thinking about how many good, health, beautiful children she can deliver?

I was thinking about how she would look when i hang her leg over my shoulder and ramming her deep. I was also thinking of how i will be smacking her butt and making it bounce when hitting it from behind

Today we don marry o

If you are looking for a guy that will not want sex or that will be preaching Bible to you just because he is a church guy, don't worry: one day an angel will miss road and jam nepa wire, and drop on your roof.

Just wait it will happen one day

#Word that's some wisdom right there lol. These ladies gotta get real, there's a place for things of the flesh & such urges must be appeased.

Gone are the days when the "we don't vote along religious lines" in the Southwest claim sells. Nobody falling for that bs anymore and oh yeah I'm yoruba. The internet, easier access to information and the tense religion motivated violence across the country has sparked the consciousness in Southwest Christians. Anyone thinking it's not a factor come 2015 is only fooling him or herself.

Current gf is a devote muslim and we are quite fond of each other. A lot of complementary traits, common interests and affection. We are not naïve to the challenges but f it, we are living for now & no doctrines is gonna deprive us of enjoying what we have going on.

There are muslim/muslim and christian/christian couples living miserably with tons of marital bullshits so an inter-religious marriage will definitely have it own issues.

People worry about the consequences of tomorrow when tomorrow itself isn't guaranteed. Fck it all, live and just enjoy your life.

Only the ignorant will this come as a surprise to. Be that as it may, they should face the full wrath of the law if found guilty.

missdebs: So u guys fnk dis will work 4 a naija lady shey hmmm
No comment................

Lool realtalk. Naija girls unfortunately are.....*sighs.

miky: its no big deal! you cant belittle the office of Nigerian president by kneeling down.. am a gej fan but el rufai was right on this.. this country has become to religious sensitive, is it because of the poverty? because the crimes committed in this country would make you think it were hell

Are you for real or just ridiculous? Do you mean a sitting muslim president wouldn't bow for Allah while observing his daily prayers because he's a president? There are three religions constitutionally recognized in Nigeria and adherents are allowed to practise them to the fullest no matter their political status.

Don't be blinded by your bigotry, it stinks.

Yep! Only during football.

Rayvene: All those saying 'child abuse',don't tell me you actually believe he's 16.If he's 16,my pops is 25



OP u dey craze.The guy sef wowo die.

I wonder o. Ain't no way that guy is 17 below.