seunowa:
My vote is 4 Pmb come 2019

juju is disturbing you

Im here to like comments, whether e make sense or not! Join me in this race

Ok, give us full gist. What warranted the slap?

nwakibie3:
Jide had been owing me a vacation to Dubai for so long

Why do women always see relationship as an employment opportunity

no b small thing oh! She come dey find ma guy ring... Recession na baskardt

Wats ya business with the age sef? Everything for naija na age. Anybody can do anything as far as he still got the potential! Bleep age with deeper ramming!

Na their way nau. Girls go dey behave like frog brains. No naija guy go ever naked but mumu girls.. Qna dia hobby

Frankyboy1:
I am going to tell you all a secret, the time,energy, resources and concentration you will put into this, choose a skill,a vocation,a training,a business course or line of career,and put same resources into, and in three months you would have changed or on the journey to changing the course of your lives! But I tell you another sad secret,man lacks d discipline and self control to do That! We rather stay in our comfort zones and waste time, forgetting time is life and time is money! Then.one day we wake up,and continue the blame game! The Government,my parents,pastor,economy,church and the list continues, forgetting to blame the one who has the power to change d course of his life or destiny! Me myself and I

my Joĺsing papa no go go office this period.

Ever8054:
he must be a Muslim or mentally unstable person.... what am I even saying?...both means the same thing.... let them put a bullet in his brain let him go and be smiling in the grave....

real muslims don't kiĺl people.its a man with brain problem that indoctrinates a group of persons into killing. Any religious group cud form killer squads

See fine shapey yansh!

flexyfit:
Nothing we no go see or hear for Owerri...and Owerri girls will never want to know d source of d wealth all this guys driving Lexus n Avalon comes from...once u have a flashy car...u are a Malaysian guy...God see us through biko

no be small thing i see for owerri this december. Village girls no wan hear, once u say malaysia or ghana. Their kleet go keek!

NwaNimo1:
Another mad pastor....

u wont shutup?

Fulani boys are not black and biggish with stoopid swollen heads. These are foreigners, merceneries sent to reduce population in the country, specific zones.

Uk fire! See fake wig sef

Make ona free my babe oh

....and how much is bride price?

Arsenalholic:
....

she been just wan carry pepper spray so that her story go sweet

acupikin:
Some Nigerians Are just Hearing Her name for the first time,we at metrodailies.com have decided to craft a biography on who she really is.
Who Is Dorcas Shola Fapson?
About
Actress who is best known for her appearance as Sophie on the UK's MTV Base seriesShuga. She began her tenure during the show's 3rd season from December 2013 through January 2014.

Before Fame
She earned an undergraduate degree in criminology. She decided to pursue acting following this, and received a full scholarship to the American Musical & Dramatic Academy in New York City.

Trivia
She has worked with inner-city, at-risk youth in London at London Probation. She has stated her desire to one day open a drama center that caters specifically to these groups.

Family Life
She was born in North London, England. She was also raised there mainly by her father, as her mother passed away while she was 14 years old.

Associated With
She appeared alongside Chris Attoh in 7 of 8 episodes on Shuga.

Alleged Rape On 24 january 2018
Actress Dorcas Shola Fapson on her Snapchat shared the full story of her encounter with a Taxify driver who attempted abducting her.

She had on Thursday shared how she was almost abducted by a Taxify driver, and only escaped after emptying her can of pepper spray in his eyes.

The Taxify Driver had later, in a statement released online, said the actress was the one who refused to get out of his car.

She had got into his car and refused to divulge her destination despite his insistence, he said.

source-https://www.metrodailies.com/news/dorcas-shola-fapson-biography-metrodailies-com/

iz dah y she is fircing herself to become popular?attempted rape n kidnapping my arse.

Jamariwolf4:
3 minutes read.

So a female romancelander opened a thread this evening, and as usual, the brokers started shouting and calling her ashawo etcetera.

Well imma be honest with you: I collect money after sex, and that ain't ending anytime soon.

I AM NOT A OLOSHO OR PROSTITUTE.

I work for my money, but you must still pay me.

Take note and read carefully before you start insulting all the females (gone, alive, and yet to be born) in your family

Reasons why I'll always collect money after sex

1. Sex is difficult :
Oh yeah, it is! But you wouldn't know, would you? When you're just dicking down and going, you take 90% pleasure and me takes 10%.
In my sexually active years, I can count with one hand the number of sex I actually really enjoyed.
If fellow females won't be honest,
You can ask bobrisky and other faqqots who take dicks up their orifice, the receiver passes through pains!!

2. I'm a woman with needs:
I mean, I need to take a hot bath, change into something Hanes and eat good food, so pay up.

3. I'll get slut shamed anyway :
How many of y'all can swear on your life that you haven't bragged to your guys how you nailed that 'hoe'
Why not be a complete slut when I know I will still be tagged one, whether I collect cash or not?

4. Did you expect to leave like that?
So if i didn't ask, you'll just go?
Smh!!!!

5. It's the right thing to do:
Before you type that trash, remember your Bible or quran condemns Fornication. If you can't pay my bills, find some cheap young naive bitch.

6. It's a man's world:
Women have no say or opinion, right?
Well, in bed, we do!

7. I'd never fück a fuckboy ever :
I'll soon open a thread on how to identify fvckboys, but in details, they want to eat without giving anything in return. I can smell their stench from miles and I activate my ignore button, so I don't need to argue for money like a prostitute after sex.

Real men pay up without you asking,

whether you decide to go au naturel or sans naturel, pls pay your woman and treat her with respect.

Thanks.

as old asu are, u go jam yahoo boys soon

The foolish girl dey find who to use do their version of google-plus.

This same scope is coming with runs girls in Abuja, at night.
They target uber drivers

Must u eat in the cinema sef? Be making rhe place stink like boys hostel

I wan fashy FCMB sef! They have rendered me bankruptcy with their wayo juicy offers.

Upload tge pic here!
Also, sell yours

Their breasticles are just annoying and stupidly big and round

ibroauthen:
Chai....
This girl no wise at all...
For computer age?

no mind the frog.na e make guys dey plot how to deceive girls daily, computer work fit design all those things even with stamp and sugnature sef. Abi no be computer the office go use do am too? She go enter the admin office to ask? LoL

Them wan use aborbi money dey sponsor campaigne

Japhet04:
I'm a law student and i'm naturally dark skinned with dark lips, but just recently i discovered that my lower lip is turning pink, and it doesn't do so uniformly, becase there are still some dark patches on the lip and it's spreading out..,

Pls help i don't know what to do anymore, because i have already seen the dermatologist and they gave me hydrocortisone cream to rub but it has yielded no results

This makes me very sad and scared and it has also affected my relationship with other people in a bad way because I sometimes feel stigmatized when people keep asking me what is wrong with my lips and this kind of decreases my self esteem ..,

Pls has anyone here experienced the same thing or knows someone who has, how did they cure it or cope with it.

Pls helpful suggestions, see pics below..

Lalasticlala

no need to use any cream on it. It will stop when it spreads. No fear,ur skin is only been renewed, many ppl pay millions to get that.

Pubichairs:
natter words with your mates...cunt

smallie.go play with sand

Pubichairs:
no de yarn careless

sa ya name, wankster.

Pubi chairs, abi na pubic hairs

innocential3032:
During my stay in uk i ve never see wer a police man is being deploy to secure one person.buh in nigeria hia reverse is the case

uk and Nigeria are very different nau! U cant compare Valhalla with hell

CastedDude:
A lady has lamented online after seeing the tight security squad who escorted their boss' wife to make her hair in a saloon in Abuja. Facebook user Lara Bamisaiye Fatunbi took to her social media account to share what she saw. She wrote;

Fellow Nigerians pls see this annoying show of shame... all these police n mopol followed their Oga's wife to make her hair in poly plaza Abuja. .. what a waste of tax payers money and govt resources. 1 human being! So annoying, so wrong. The rest of us don't matter right

Source;https://www.nationalhelm.co/2018/01/security-agents-escort-boss-wife-make-hair-abuja-lady-laments-photos.html

what of Davido that uses a mopol as gateman? Poverty na d worse sin ooh! If u no geti money, hide ya face.

Pubichairs:
are u sure that person is a girl..cos am seeing a being without no boobs

so u just dey find wetin go turn u on by all means on nairaland