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Juicypunny:
I NEED A NICE FÙCK FROM A GUY WITH BIG BLACK DICK AND WELL CHISELLED ABS OR FLAT TUMMY.

PM ME, LETS ARRANGE.

Ohhh, not again

Wittylens:
Sister this your post is too long naa...


Its too early to start reading long epistles!

N u nid 2 quote d whole write-up jus to drive in ur point? Is it necessary

GOODLUCK JONATHAN go be lik -- Keshi see ehn, jus
frm that stadium dey go ouse... mak sure u delete my
number

sexymoma:
You were once a CHILDREN, and you behavior like this, so stop behaves like you a saints... ah ron like it

Once a CHILDREN indeed....

Vivly:
Bye Nokia.
Thanks Nokia for your 3310.
You changed lives with it.

Mine inclusive.... Cos I knw many bad tins I did wit dat fone.... If I start narratin hen, MOD fit ban me

Kefetjey:
But d gal suppose know na....merely using common sense, u will know that a sch boy can't father a child

Its still a lie cos sum guys can form anytin buh wen he reach dat stage, he go change ni straight... Jus lik me

Mtchewwww.....

Lolllzzz can sum1 b so kind enough to explain 2 me why #ONILA's thread is been derailed.... Abi she don offend d gods ni...

She checked my fone and we broke up afterwards.... BBM msgs spoilt everytin

Dis matta no b ordinary eyes... Na spiritual matter..

Kefetjey:
Well some girls be like olodo l can't imagine myself opening my legs for a guy who can't father my baby......irresponsible guys fooling girls since 1900

Dem dey write am for guys head say him no fit father baby abi...

teamup:
We all know glory is fleeting. Youth arises and then fades away quickly.
What long-term quality do you value most in a girl?

Nothing last for long in a girl.. So its NOTHING

Mature advice abi... M a small boi n my advice is nt mature enof... Its of no use droppin it *walks out*...

Let's do it lik dis.... *walks inside*... *cums out wit a bull's horn tied wit red cloth n cowries*..... *spits on it*...*raises it up*... *clears throat*.... OP, if u allow dat guy stay in ur house after dis ish, U wil remain stagnant lik bathroom water, u wil neva do well, u will suffer down to ur generation and at d end may OGUN strike u dead..... To to to abawon eshu..... I hop u knw wat to do nw

TVTKOKO:
Hey class,apparently this is just a comprehension so it's time for questions and answers.
1.what is the name of the girl in the passage?
2.if the writer is 37 yrs old,how old was he when he found his first love?
3.this writer is blieved to be insane.True/False
4.describe the writer in one word

Answers..
1. CHIKA
2. I think he shuld b lik 17 cos jus lik football age, 37 is his dating age
3. True
4. Useless

Dis 1 na sure 10 over 10 for me.... Oya teacher mark am

OP, abeg wait small... Mak google bring d result..

Anybody dat drops an advice for dis OP is either a newbie on NL or..... *am comin* mak I go second round first

Ish lik dis dey happen if the guy jus enter ur canaan land.....

Iceg:
intresting and nice write up.....unlyk some ppl who go around posting things lyk "HW LONG SHOULD A GUY CHASE A GIRL" jst to sweeten the ego of the girls the more... mtchwww

Rasbajan:
OP. CLAP FOR YOURSELF

elshaddai58:
Interesting write up,ladies need to learn,
The thing that vex me is that if the found out that age is not by their side,they will start forcing themselves on a guy,that's so ridiculous

luvlyoracle:
Chai!

Abeg mak una no vex oo, is it compulsory u quote d OP's write-up b4 u comment... Jus asking tho

OP, ur mata no b here ooo.... Its spiritual

Christmas don reach, d guy dey find woman bossom for money ritual

EroticAngelina:
u guys ehn why not trust ur gf n stop feeling insecure

See as dis 1 spoil matter, trust gf indeed..... #Iranu of d highest order

OP, dis ur mata no be ordinary eyes ooo .... No b advice u nid, u nid to wash ur head @ d riverside

Once debe, always debe....

OP beta dey carry ur yansh run frm d guy oo... No say I no tel u

OP if u dnt mind, I can spare my gf to help u out..... I cant watch a fellow human go tru pain, wen I knw I can help

Op neva marry her, she don dey do lik dis.... If OP cum marry her nko.... Haaaa, She go jus enter toilet wen OP dey shit tell am mak him stand up, cum ask am y him shit strong....

evegran:
My shortest relationship was 3days too. He was such a jerk. I felt like slapping him all the time. He was so insensitive, proud and loud. I was crazy - my first year of university to accept and date him for even three days. We'd been friends for a couple of months till an attraction happened mutually- If memory serves me well, I was probably high for the three days, oh but the sex was amazing.-he was an animal in bed, he worked on my body and made me feel so good. He was so commanding and forceful. He carried me and threw me about like I was some fancy teddy- well to be fair I'm very fit and almost weightless. We argued always and then we'd have aggressive sex. Ah! Anyway, I was younger, stupid and getting to understand myself so he happened.

N al dis happened in d space of 3days.... *clears throat*... Its either she is lyin or her 3days is exactly d same in NOllywood movies

edozie04:
"staying inside a wall?Romantic"U well so?

Hehehehe.... No vex bro, I jus dey wake up... I typred dat under d influence of sleepy eyes

Ipledge:
You won't like it I swear

Hmmm.... Ok lemme change my earlier comment.... Am happy ITUNNU is nt lik dis

edozie04:
Bros how did this tori concern romance?

Cos stayin inside a wall itself is romantic....

I wish ITUNNU can be lik dis, for where... B4 I talk 1, she don talk 5...