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Daylight 419... Sis pls wake up frm ur dream n face reality..... And the reality is *drum rolling*... Ghen ghen... Ur husband is married to anoda woman in nigeria, his hrt does nt beat for u anymore... Dats y he does nt want u to cum to nigeria.... Dnt ask me hw I knew... *walks out*

Any gurl dat opens her eyes during kissin is a witch excludin my gf sha cos that gurl wil open her eyes lik owl dey luk me bt she's nt a witch

Chai... OP u fuckup ooo.... See ur chance.... Shit....

Tannie:
If a girl ask when you want to get married? Don't pamper her, tell her the truth, if its in 5yrs time, tell her so. Her next action will tell you if she's desparate or not

I lik dis..... I tink I nid to talk to my gf

Na guys wey go drop dere pin go plenty pass... Na mak dem neva see dat letter (F)....

Jus to avoid dis, ITUNNU is on 20 situps morning and night... Dem neva born am well mak she skip 1day... Na den she go knw say na MTN stingy pass out of all d Telecom Giants.....

korel9:
We all pray they qualify but Keshi must.....

(( GO )) u mean to say

There is still tym OP, she plans to friendzone u for at least 3yrs. So when ur feelings for her starts to die down, dat is wen her own eyes will open n she wil notice she ws naked al dis while.....

My GF do dress to impress my nxt door neighbor.... Dnt ask me hw I found out

I for cum ooo cos he don tey wey I chop wedding jollof rice and eja kika... Buh dat ur side far....

Lmaoo..... NLders fit mak person commit suicide.... Dats y I hardly create a thread.... Lolzzz.... I cum pity dis guy sha.... Eya eya

Lolzzz... Dis one is strong

Heheheh.... D guy friendzoned himself... Eleyi gidi gan

Serendipity:
Guy if she is advanced then stop wasting her time.

Ok.. I wil direct her here to tank u for makin her red card cum earlier dan woht I planned

The same reasons that makes guys have multiple girlfriends,,,,

Wen sane person dey pursue insane person, wetin him b also..... Well, I dnt av any experience ooo

OP, u dnt nid to called urself a poor bastard na.... we al knw its bout u...

Dapo777:
Shut up,even with my brokeness,u still beg from me. Dnt let me spoil ur paro ooo

Huh... Spoil my parol u say.... *yawns*.... U dnt even knw me, u only knw dat sum1 bearin valdes commented on ur thread.... Go ahead n tak ur bst shot @ me

prettythicksme:
me likey you look like James girlfriend out tenant. sincerely you look buriful and setty

Am nt sure u wil lik him for long.... Cos he's broke n u dnt lik broke azz nigga

CityNG:
Yes, I'm having a most wonderful day in Los Angeles. This mornings commute was exciting, I picked a fight I couldn't win with a Porsche 911 but it was all in good fun.

How about your day? I hope the Okada riders sweat didn't flow back onto your face sha.

*yawns*... Nah.... Its in d blood

CityNG:
Again dude, you don't matter but at least you stopped fresking out.

Welcome back bro, hw ws ur day... U miss me?

CityNG:
Makes no difference to me what fallacy you choose to latch onto Dude.

I'm merely using you to while away time.

Same here bro... Am still on bed.... Tanx 4 ur tym...

Yeeee.... Lwtmb... Lolxxxx.... Lmao......
*rolls on d floor*....

CityNG:
I don't see any enemies of progress. All I see is some uneducated and ungrateful trollop.

Lolzzz.... Bro, dis wan wey u carry my matter for head lik gala inside holdup... Hw market?.... Ur trash aint gonna mak any difference

Yes.... Am curently dating one.... Buh I don't giv a Bleep bout her..... I dnt even knw wats wrong wif me.... I even told her she's datin d wrong guy (me)... Buh she refuse to listen

Yes.... Me n ITUNNU do plenty... He jus b lik season film....

CityNG:
It doesn't matter to me what you do.

Go walk it off somewhere....

Abeg who send u cum, tel dem say u no see me... Enemy of progress full everywhere, christmas don near

LadyCaty:
Sum guys tho lyk †̥ dey use dis bolded above on sum gals whyl dey no even gt d liver 2 go outsyd..

Lolzzz... Wey no gt liver to go outside, abi wey don dey outside already.... Stay dere u here

CityNG:
You're wrong about that. Well unless your father is your mothers boyfriend.

Do u nid to call in my parents into dis..... *thinkin*... Am gonna do as if I didn't see dat, its too early to start xchangin words wit sum1.... Na correct badluck b dat, mak person no cum spoil my day...

Chai... N married woman parol dey sweet hen.... If to say na me ehn... *shakes head*... Y I go even cum here cum ask for advice, I go don start sinx