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What a fat lie...... Even wit al dis, I wil stil break up wit her..... Ask JUSTINA.. She go tel u hw he tak go

KingTom:
My guy listen and listen good because I will advise you this once. Next time she lies ***Checks if they are eavesdropping*** also lie and feign sleep, then like an electrocuted person stiffen your right hand place it on her right your left on her left if nothing happens raise your sleep induced leg and cover her if nothing happens then record the results. Repeat the procedure three more times while alternating the steps. Conclude and submit a hardcopy to me, one to Valdes00 and the last one to HOD Iceberlyin

Lolzzz....... OP wit al wetin u don read for hear, abeg no fuckup nxt tym.... Na good news I wan hear oo

iceberylin:
Aint kissing untill am 100% sure that Ebola is out of naija

Even when EBOLA still dey for naija sef, we stil dey kiss and straff..... U dey miss

LaBI sef wnt forget woh I did to her after ruining d first date.... I told her d history of her life..... D babe vex me lik madt

naijaboiy:

I Like this

Tanx boss

#fact... To be sincere I dnt cherish virgins..... I broke up wit a girl nt too lng... Why? Because she is a virgin.... She go start al dos mumu preachin wen person wan touch am n me gan sef no lik d sight of blood

tosyne2much:
7. LOG OF WOOD

An introvert lady would lie helplessly like a log of wood during bleeping

#fact bro.... Naxo my babe dey lie down lik wood durin bleepin.... I jus call am one day say....me no lik dis kind one, oga if u no change valdes go enter outside fine corect babe wey go dey wyne me well... Ever sinx den, yeeeeeee she cum vex lik rambo dey even break dance durin bleepin

CityNG:
Well the truck has an owner and the driver has an employer that can be brought to justice.

Story for the gods... N u sef b person BF oo... *shakes head*.. Chai

Life is all abt risk.... It is risky nt to take risky..... Jus b bold lik Bold 5... B straight lik Iphone 4..... B fast lik Valdes... @ d end of d day, u wil knw its as easy as bleepin ur nxt door neighbor....

I can't date who I can't marry..... Ppl can lie.... As for me ooo, I can date who I can't marry.... infact, I can't marry my current gf.... Buh we r still datin, her red card dey cum @ d right tym.... Wohts my own...

I thought d army's once complained that boko haram fire power is much more stronger dan there own.... If bokoharam fire power is stronger dan theirs, What are they using that is stronger dan al dis I jus saw in d pictures

Rikidony:
SO SAD THOSE RESPONSIBLE SHOULD BE BROUGHT TO BOOK

Those responsible for what..... Seems u didn't even read d news at al.... They said brake failure.... N driver is dead.... *shakes head*.. N na person gf b dis ooo

donsalvy:
your grammar.

Over-sabi tenant na him u be

Al dis rubbish na him mak me ban my babe frm any party wey I no go...... Them go talk say na alcohol.... Iranu

Hmmm.... Nw I see y dis babe is still with me.... As broke as I am....

She knws d amount am collecting..... Even when I ws given an increment, I told her.... We av gone pass dat stage where I will hide such frm her.... She's even d one dat uses the sim that receives my bank alert.... She knws abt my withdrawal n deposits anyday anytym...... She is still my GF....even wit al dis, if she bleeps up..... Her red card go pass zidane own for world cup

I usually tell her - I LUV U 2..... Dats y we still bleep till 2day even wen she knws I av anoda gf already... She finds it hard to moved on....

Till then... D situation will settle itself

OP... Forget dis corner corner... Jus tell me you are Micheal

The OP brought his problem to the wrong place.....

My GF nids to see dis.... She is GUILTY of many things listed here....

waywardpikin:
Don't say such my guy. Before you get the shock of your life you might never recover from.

No be Adam talk say 'Eve is the bone of my bone, the flesh of my flesh'.

No be Eve still do Adam strong thing con spoil the whole garden of Eden parole with her ojukokoro?

Guy leave matter. Even if she is a wonderful person as you say, just dey observe everything with a certain aloofness and detachedness. You protect yourself better that way and nothing can ever shock or surprise you.

If you've ever been double-crossed by their species you go know say no be play I dey play. Don't say I didn't warn you.

Last I checked, her name is still ITUNNU nt EVE..... I knw woh am talkin bout..... N of cos, I dey observe.... Even wit d way I trust her, nothing else can surprise me... Even if she fuckup

Can I fone a friend?

Send her ur nude pictures, I swear the LOLZ she will reply bck with will be uncountable....

Been handsome and impotent is a very bad tin..... The Op is handsome but impotent, dats y he turns down ladies advances..... Eya, I feel your pain..

Whaaat... D OP is 27..... *shakes head*... 27 wasted yrs n still no brain...

dechandel:
I am serious
Na only my papa dey tell me say i fine this days sef

Eya

OP, na only me dey ur bck here..... Hw u go marry second hand woman, na only fone gud wen it cums to second hand..... If she no gree mak u straff am, free am jawe... Move unto d nxt girl..... No mind those ppl jare.... No tym abeg