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StrongPenis:
With moustache as thick as that back then in secondary school yet the dude is still claiming he is 21?

Dnt tink its only football age dats on board...
Seems u av nt heard bout music age also...

I remembered when she said we shuld kiss for 30mins non-stop cos of an arguement.... We started it n I slept off in d middle of it, I woke up to see her starrin @ me wit a wicked smile on her face.... I fear dat girl wen it cums to kissing

princetigris:
FOR SALE

I wan buy

OP is impotent.... #fact
Person wey gt cap no get head, while person wey get head no get cap.. Lobatan

soap opera don spoil all dis girls finish, imagine say me n u dey date.... Every tim u cum my ouse, we go always dey go outside go buy food al because u dey form ..... I go cum marry u finish, na den I go knw say u dey put salt too much inside soup. No goin bck again.... God forbid... *knees down*... *raises hands up*... Oh lord, by d tym he reach mak I marry... Abeg no let me fall in luv wit any NL girl in reality... Cos he b lik say al of dem dey tink d same way

ToyozzieTohBad:
Thank God! Am the first to comment ooo

THANKSGIVING SPEECH

I feel so honored to be the first comment. All of my hardwork and dedication has paid off. Getting the top comment has been a dream of mine for many years, and i would like to thank those who have helped me along the way. First and foremost i would like to thank god for giving me this opportunity. Next i would like to thank my parents. I want to thank my cat Belle, for being really fat and always there for me. I would also like to thank my pet tadpole for surviving against all odds for over a week. Next i would like to thank the squirrel that lives in my backyard for climbing trees because that gives me inspiration that i need to get through the day. I also want to think Max Rainer for giving me someone to beat in Mario Party. This is a special moment in my life and i would like to thank any of my unmentioned friends and family that have helped me along the way. This moment will be a moment that i will never forget. I just remembered a few other people i would like to thank; http://trimy.in/Csg18Z , the fish i caught in the third grade, my light in my room bc i wouldn’t be able to see the keyboard without it, the internet for letting me go on http://trimy.in/Csg18Z , my house because without it i would be homeless, and last but not least i would like to thank all the people out there that actually took time out of their day to read this. I cannot stress how much of a big deal to me this is. I have been trying to be the first comment on a post for years, but that has not been possible until this amazing day. Hopefully my good luck will continue, but this is undoubtedly a rare occasion. If you asked me how i did this, i would say, you can achieve anything u set your mind on. To all the kids out there reading this, i would like to tell them to follow their dreams. Being the top comment is amazing, thank you everyone

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Am surprised that she got 15likes and counting jus because of dis, sum NLders n woman-wrappering..... They wil lik almost anytin

If am d 1 ehn, I wil b very happy..... Na to rush go play away match sharperly wit no guilty conscience

nickz:
so people still dey use gold circle.............smh

I love that product die..... In my entire bleepin career, I av neva used any other product b4 apart frm GOLD CIRCLE..... Very firm n has neva burst during action....

So sum1 realy wanted 2 commit suicide on NL.... Hia

D OP also is already mading dats y he said any1 dat didn't comment wil be visited by ogun.... Tank God I commented sha

At last, am done readin it.... I started readin dis story sinx midnight n slept off wit my fone in my hand, I woke up to continue again.... Omo dis tin lng ooo... Dis OP gt tym to copy n paste sha.... My advice later

Dat wan no say mak I no use coke chop agege bread 2mao.... I lik dat combo

Any name wey b diamond dey always do rubbish.... Jus lik Diamond bank... Doin nonsense sinx 1990

Test my black azz.... D babe see mumu do am for nah... #iranu

I jus dey wonder hw sum guys go dey fear to tell their babe d truth..... Ahn an, I trust myself.... My gf sef knw me, na straight up I go tell her..... Babe u don dey fat ooo, better adjust or me go look 4 lepa babe replace u... Wetin concern me if she vex

MArtyns303........ vs .........MRcork.......
...5points............................4points
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Battle of the titans........
Dnt ask me hw I got the points

Wait ke..... Must be dat same day ooo......anytin apart frm dat..... I don lose interest b dat
Wohts d essence of playin hard to gt wen u wil later agree.... Its nt gonna stop d guy frm fuckin up if he wants to fuckup

Meggy007:
Yea. I'm sure you deserve a medal for that. Twenty first century man and woman indeed you both are. Push on pushing couple.

Let's say I didn't see this.... So no comment

*lipsealed*... Sum1 is abt to sign his death warrant... High BP on d loose....

ERCROSS:
Andyblaze wife....

Busted... !!!

*sips lacasera while munching gala*... Na only God knw when dis holdup go clear

ideee03:
Hahaha..madt man

Aunty... U miss road?...

In d room 2geda wit her
Itunnu: baby I want to fart oo

Me: if dem born u well, try am...

Itunnu: *smiles*...
N dem she drops d bomb KPRA KPRA TA TA

Me: *starts hittin her wit d pillow*....
Rough play starts frm dere, later leadin to straffin.... I love dat babe hen.... She's damn so free wit me.... Na she still b no1... I must marry her

Exjoker:
Lol it seem you have been playin the game for quite a long time

Bros no tym abeg... This is d tym for such..... Wen I gt married, there wnt b tym for al dis again...

Exjoker:
Now you bad bro. Not mindin if you might contact any sti's deseas

U dnt xpect me to bleep her plain na... I protected moiself..... We still joke abt dat first date til 2day

Exjoker:
Have you never seen/heard were some one wooed a girl on there first date??

Huh.. Wooed u say.... M talkin bout sex.... We fix a date @ my crib.. A first date @ dat n she came... B4 u say jack robinson, we were both kissing n we later straffed.... Dat is d first tym I wil b seein her n we r still pushin it til 2day

Unibenstudent:
I think its the left ventricle in d heart or the pericardum which is telling me taht

U haven't answered my question.....

crystalflakes:
All these errors and omissions wouldn't let me get the message properly

Can u swear with ur bossom dat u dnt understand all woht d OP said.....
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OP... U dnt nid any1's advice, d hand-writing is on d wall already

Unibenstudent:
something in my heart thinks she might run away in dubai.

Woht is dat sumtin.... Wic part of d hrt is dat sumtin located..... Wot color is dat something.... Wohts d size of d sumtin.... Ansa al dis n I wil knw hw to advice u