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Properties / Re: General Topic Thread-To Discuss Anything And Everything in Building Construction by valencia2012(m): 9:19pm On Jan 19
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Regards.



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Properties / Re: General Topic Thread-To Discuss Anything And Everything in Building Construction by valencia2012(m): 9:18pm On Jan 19
Adedward, please send me your contact here. Your efforts to reach me through my email failed today
Regards.

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Properties / Re: General Topic Thread-To Discuss Anything And Everything in Building Construction by valencia2012(m): 5:01pm On Dec 24, 2023
I need good window quotations with this make of inbuilt burglary proof in aluminium casings.
Please contact me for details.

Properties / Re: General Topic Thread-To Discuss Anything And Everything in Building Construction by valencia2012(m): 8:50am On May 28, 2023
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Properties / Re: General Topic Thread-To Discuss Anything And Everything in Building Construction by valencia2012(m): 8:45am On May 28, 2023
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Nairaland / General / Enaira Is No Different From Paypal. True Of False? by valencia2012(m): 8:08am On Oct 27, 2021
With PayPal, i can do transactions worldwide. What rate and how do you deal with the naira in Enaira account?
Who do you complain to, unlike PayPal where you can even call and solve issues. So many unanswered questions!
Celebrities / Poor Tiwa Savage. by valencia2012(m): 8:13pm On Oct 19, 2021
https://imgur.com/a/QdVpr2P


We are all worst than Tiwa. Luckily ours didn't get leaked. Watch live video with the link above. Same outfit as at the sea side or pool though. Could be her or not.
Nairaland / General / Ronaldo And Co Joins Newcastle Next Season! by valencia2012(m): 8:14pm On Oct 07, 2021
Have you seen the Newastle Football Team for next season?

Jokes Etc / Re: JOKES AND CAPTIONS! Twitter Gets World Record by valencia2012(m): 10:59pm On Oct 04, 2021
Na wao! Dis pipu don change o!

Jokes Etc / JOKES AND CAPTIONS! Twitter Gets World Record by valencia2012(m): 10:58pm On Oct 04, 2021
Twitter creates new world record!

Sports / Re: Lets Talk Sports General:Did Rüdiger Deliberately Refused To Stop Chiesa's Goal? by valencia2012(m): 9:55pm On Oct 04, 2021
Since joining Chelsea, Timo Werner has had 16 goals disallowed by VAR !!
Talking of offsides culprits, he's numero uno.

Crime / Re: Cold-blooded Infidels Kill Dr Chike Akunyili, Late Dora Akunyili's Hubby. by valencia2012(m): 10:39am On Sep 30, 2021
Let's start by asking and why?
Who's Blossom Benjamin?

Sports / Re: Lets Talk Sports General:Did Rüdiger Deliberately Refused To Stop Chiesa's Goal? by valencia2012(m): 8:18am On Sep 30, 2021
"Now you couldn't score a single Champions league goal at home in 12 years!
I just did it"

First UCL home match for Man Utd in 12 years

Breaks all-time UCL appearances record.

Makes 900th club career appearance.

Scores 95th minute winner.

Cristiano Ronaldo had a good Wednesday .

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Sports / Re: Lets Talk Sports General:Did Rüdiger Deliberately Refused To Stop Chiesa's Goal? by valencia2012(m): 8:13am On Sep 30, 2021
Tuesday: Lionel Messi scores for PSG in the Champions League

Wednesday: Cristiano Ronaldo scores for Manchester United in the Champions league.

Different Clubs.
Same story.
Same personality.

Romance / Re: Fire Service Rescues German Who Used 13 Metal Rings To Extend His Penis! by valencia2012(m): 7:19am On Sep 30, 2021
'I have threesomes with GOD – it's the best sex of my life and gives me heavenly orgasms'
Nita Marie, 45, from Colorado admits her husband isn't always aware the Lord has joined them in the bedroom, but insists they get it on at least twice a week

OnlyFans model Nita Marie says her sex life is now "the best it's ever been"

12:00, 28 Sep 2021UPDATED
A Christian OnlyFans model claims she has regular 'threesomes' with God - and that it's the best sex she's ever had.


Nita Marie, 45, says she's "experiencing heaven" every time she invites the Lord to join her and her husband in bed and that she does it at least twice a week.

The American, from Colorado, admits her partner isn't always aware he's being joined in the bed by the heavenly father - but insists she can feel His presence even if he doesn't show up in physical form.

Saying a prayer before they get down to business, Nita says it has improved her orgasms and her sex life is now "the best it's ever been".

Nita says she's "experiencing heaven" every time she invites the Lord to join her and her husband in bed.

“When you invite God to be a part of sex you change the act from something purely physical to something sacred and spiritual,” she explains.

“I’ve been asking Him to join me and my husband since the very first time we made love.

“There is nothing more fulfilling or satisfying than when you experience God’s love for you while pleasuring your partner.”

This isn't the first time the model has shared her close connection with God, having previously hit the headlines for saying He told her to "carry on stripping" – referring to the model's OnlyFans career.

Speaking about how she invites God into her bed, Nita explains that while it may sound odd to non-believers, she simply says a prayer and then feels the Lord in the space around her.

The mum-of-two says the 'threesomes' have improved her orgasms.
And her husband, not named for privacy reasons, isn't always aware of the third party either.

“I say a prayer in my head or out loud, it makes no difference," she says.

“My husband doesn’t always know when I ask God to be a part of our lovemaking – he would never mind though.

'I surprised boyfriend with party - but it ended in tears when he removed blindfold'
“The best way to explain what it's like experiencing God while having sex is a feeling of pure love and fulfilment.

“Sometimes I set an intention for something I want to manifest into my life before I have sex and by asking God to be present, it means you’re more likely to be able to manifest that dream into reality.”

The mum-of-two, who shares sexy content with her one million Instagram followers, also claims that including God in her lovemaking improves her orgasms.


She added: “Whenever I feel him with us it’s always the best sex, so intense and full of passion and love.


“I don’t ask God to join me and my husband every time we have sex but at least twice a week.

“Everyone should try inviting God into their lovemaking at least once, you’ll be opening yourself up to experiencing heaven.”

Romance / Re: Fire Service Rescues German Who Used 13 Metal Rings To Extend His Penis! by valencia2012(m): 6:55am On Sep 30, 2021
Roberto Esquivel Cabrera, Saltillo, Mexico -"I should be registered disabled.
Lancashire Police have arrested a man in connection with a hate crime at a petrol station in Accrington on Monday morning
Man hurls horrific racist abuse at petrol station worker and says he has 'ruined' area.

Does size matter? - well for these men.

But while some may see them as 'blessed' - they've actually come unstuck thanks to their genitals.

One man says his lengthy penis has stopped him pursuing his acting career as Hollywood directors think it will become a distraction.

Another says he has also been left unable to work and should be registered disabled as he can't move freely or fit into uniforms.

One man was even accused of shoplifting when a store assistance accused him of smuggling goods in his trousers.

Jonah Falcon, New York - "It's thicker than my wrist"
Jonah Falcon, who is believed to have the biggest penis in the world
Jonah Falcon, who says his penis has messed his acting career.

Actor Jonah Falcon said his 13.5-inch penis has hampered his career as film directors are sometimes put off by his manhood fame.

But it hasn't stopped him bedding A-listers.

Speaking about his famous conquests in the bedroom, Jonah said: "Yes, I've slept with celebrities including Oscar nominees and Oscar winners, but I can't talk about that."

Jonah, who is openly bisexual, said he couldn't reveal whether the celebrities were men or women - but did confirm "it wasn't Meryl Streep".

The 47-year-old also previously hit headlines when he caused a security alert at a US airport due to the bulge in his trousers.

Security guards once thought he was smuggling a weapon .

Woman sues ex-boyfriend after his 'abnormally long' penis 'stretched her vagina'

Speaking previously about his manhood, he said: "It's handicapped my acting because people won't hire me.

"It sucks - it relegates me into doing smaller parts. Maybe in the UK or Germany it might help my acting career, but here in Hollywood it's a negative."

He added: "When I'm fully erect, I'm 13-and-a-half inches with a seven-and-a-half to eight inch diameter - it's thicker than my wrist."

And when it comes to measuring up, Jonah claims to be nine inches when flaccid - compared to the average man who is around five to six inches when erect.

Jonah Falcon
He noticed he was 'different' down below aged 10.

Man with 'world's biggest penis' says 13.5-inch manhood has destroyed acting career but helped him bed Oscar winners.
He said he first realised he was different at the age of around 10, when his schoolmates used to talk about him although he assumed it was because he had not been circumcised while his friends had.

“I was eight inches at the time.”

He said he had been offered porn work but had declined it: “I can’t perform in public - I’m a show off, but not doing it in front of other people.”

Crime / Re: Cold-blooded Infidels Kill Dr Chike Akunyili, Late Dora Akunyili's Hubby. by valencia2012(m): 6:05am On Sep 30, 2021
Why are traitors and infidels walking free?

Sports / Re: Lets Talk Sports General:Did Rüdiger Deliberately Refused To Stop Chiesa's Goal? by valencia2012(m): 5:52am On Sep 30, 2021
The New Barcelona.

Sports / Why Do Some Footballers Lie About Age? by valencia2012(m): 5:25am On Sep 30, 2021
17 year old Heung-Min Son of Tottenham balling for Korea Republic in the Sir, Abubakar Tafawa Balewa Stadium in Bauchi.

Photo from the 2009 FIFA U17 World Cup hosted by Nigeria��

Which other 17 year old African footballer is active since 2009?

Sports / Lets Talk Sports General:Did Rüdiger Deliberately Refused To Stop Chiesa's Goal? by valencia2012(m): 5:13am On Sep 30, 2021
Did he give up?
Something else on his mind?
Tackled but failed?
Just a bad day?
Angry with his defense for not supporting?
If he'd put the expression on his face in his feet, Chiesa wouldn't have scored!

What went wrong?

Romance / Woman Enjoys party With God!! by valencia2012(m): 10:28pm On Sep 29, 2021
'I have threesomes with GOD – it's the best sex of my life and gives me heavenly orgasms'
Nita Marie, 45, from Colorado admits her husband isn't always aware the Lord has joined them in the bedroom, but insists they get it on at least twice a week

OnlyFans model Nita Marie says her sex life is now "the best it's ever been"

12:00, 28 Sep 2021UPDATED
A Christian OnlyFans model claims she has regular 'threesomes' with God - and that it's the best sex she's ever had.


Nita Marie, 45, says she's "experiencing heaven" every time she invites the Lord to join her and her husband in bed and that she does it at least twice a week.

The American, from Colorado, admits her partner isn't always aware he's being joined in the bed by the heavenly father - but insists she can feel His presence even if he doesn't show up in physical form.

Saying a prayer before they get down to business, Nita says it has improved her orgasms and her sex life is now "the best it's ever been".

Nita says she's "experiencing heaven" every time she invites the Lord to join her and her husband in bed.

“When you invite God to be a part of sex you change the act from something purely physical to something sacred and spiritual,” she explains.

“I’ve been asking Him to join me and my husband since the very first time we made love.

“There is nothing more fulfilling or satisfying than when you experience God’s love for you while pleasuring your partner.”

This isn't the first time the model has shared her close connection with God, having previously hit the headlines for saying He told her to "carry on stripping" – referring to the model's OnlyFans career.

Speaking about how she invites God into her bed, Nita explains that while it may sound odd to non-believers, she simply says a prayer and then feels the Lord in the space around her.

The mum-of-two says the 'threesomes' have improved her orgasms.
And her husband, not named for privacy reasons, isn't always aware of the third party either.

“I say a prayer in my head or out loud, it makes no difference," she says.

“My husband doesn’t always know when I ask God to be a part of our lovemaking – he would never mind though.

'I surprised boyfriend with party - but it ended in tears when he removed blindfold'
“The best way to explain what it's like experiencing God while having sex is a feeling of pure love and fulfilment.

“Sometimes I set an intention for something I want to manifest into my life before I have sex and by asking God to be present, it means you’re more likely to be able to manifest that dream into reality.”

The mum-of-two, who shares sexy content with her one million Instagram followers, also claims that including God in her lovemaking improves her orgasms.


She added: “Whenever I feel him with us it’s always the best sex, so intense and full of passion and love.


“I don’t ask God to join me and my husband every time we have sex but at least twice a week.

“Everyone should try inviting God into their lovemaking at least once, you’ll be opening yourself up to experiencing heaven.”

Romance / Fire Service Rescues German Who Used 13 Metal Rings To Extend His Penis! by valencia2012(m): 9:42pm On Sep 29, 2021
GERMANY 2016.
On Tuesday, a man in Munich was probably one of the first men to ever not worry about lasting longer.

According to Die Welt, the Munich fire department had to come to a man's rescue to free him from 13 metal penis rings after he had been unable to get them off for four days.

Once the agony was simply too much, the 52-year-old ran to the emergency admission of the Munich hospital, but even the doctors there weren't able to help – they called in the fire department.

It was an “elaborate and extremely careful” process commented the fire department after an hour of removing each ring one by one.

The poor 52-year-old must have nearly fainted when the officials marched up with two angle grinders to free him from his pain.

But 13 rings? The Local turned to the employees of Berlin's Dildoking sex store to ask the obvious questions:

“I can't give an estimate of how big his penis is, but it doesn't have to be particularly big, because there are different sized rings,” said salesman Martin Bertram.

“Also, people like to use greater numbers of rings in order to stretch their penis – it's a specific fetish,” he added.

According to him, this fetish has been in trend ever since penis rings came into existence.

In December fire services battled a spate of penis ring mishaps in the northern town of Osnabrück, cutting two men free from their guilty pleasures within a matter of hours.

Nevertheless the German Association of Fire Departments (Deutscher Feuerwehrvebrand e.V.), told The Local they ahve no campaign under way to enlighten people on the use of the intimacy gadget.

But sexuality.about.com came up with 10 things to look out for when engaging in penile quoits, including using lubricants and engaging in the activity with a partner.

Or, don't resort to the metal rings “but just use synthetic ones “, advises Martin Bertram.
Crime / Cold-blooded Infidels Kill Dr Chike Akunyili, Late Dora Akunyili's Hubby. by valencia2012(m): 7:38pm On Sep 29, 2021
Only infidels would do such. Cowards who are scared of their own shadows. Only the sick would take a life and go to bed. Of course, with eyes wide open.
You may have snuffed life out of a body, but not the name. Little wonder people die mysteriously!
The picture and video are only for those who can stand it. Caution
https://www.thegeniusmedia.com.ng/2021/09/29/viewers-discretion-late-dora-akunyilis-husband-dr-chike-assassination-captured-on-viral-video/

Travel / Re: Updates On Eket City Renewal Project - Roads, Mall, Stadium, Parks (Pictures) by valencia2012(m): 3:28pm On Sep 21, 2021
What are the attractions in Eket if you're on holiday?
Like hotels, recreations etc.
Properties / Re: General Topic Thread-To Discuss Anything And Everything in Building Construction by valencia2012(m): 11:46am On Jun 09, 2021
hamtabfawaz:



Are you sure this is a tile

Good observation. I'm not sure. He just made enquiries about any tile closer to this.
Properties / Re: General Topic Thread-To Discuss Anything And Everything in Building Construction by valencia2012(m): 8:50am On Jun 09, 2021
DFAMEGUY11S:
I greet you all my ogas in the house i remain royal to you all , we are still herecto provide you that quality tile which you are searching for and also all kinds of sanitary and wall paper 3d mural wall design all is available with affordable prices


Tile does not cost as you think or hear like italian tile spanish 600x600 is 6900 while biggest wall which is 30x100 is 7000 if you are interested of anyone you can reach me for it , we are capable of delievering to anylocation

I remain the dfameguy11s that you know so far i wish you all good this morning


Do you have anything close to this tile?
A pal asked after it.

Properties / Re: Construction Journal: XL6 Trillion | Atrium House by valencia2012(m): 12:40pm On May 14, 2021
Just saw this Pharmacy store in Dusseldorf, and it reminded me of you!

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Properties / Re: The Making Of A Low Budget 5 Bedroom Duplex (with Costs) by valencia2012(m): 12:19pm On May 14, 2021
spyder880:
And this man came back home with his family to observe a social function in his village like that grin
A Country Home. Nothing is like that!
I can imagine the exceptional joy and peace in you and family right now.
Welcome home Odogwu.
Wait a minute! That's the same idea of gate i stole from EgunMogaji2, produced by Michlins.

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Properties / Re: General Topic Thread-To Discuss Anything And Everything in Building Construction by valencia2012(m): 8:16am On Feb 25, 2021
EgunMogaji2:


Why anyone would put this garish looking thing in their residence befuddles me.

It looks like the lounge of a Texas whorehouse. This according to a friend wink

You have always beaten me to these posts.
Lol.

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Properties / Re: General Topic Thread-To Discuss Anything And Everything in Building Construction by valencia2012(m): 7:12am On Feb 18, 2021
FRAUDSTER. FRAUD.
You don't know these words until you are called one, especially after working so hard, and upright to get to where you are today. In most cases, its only snakes who see every rope as a snake!
If we really do wish ourselves and this thread well, we would always learn to address issues within parties exclusively and only report it here when such move prove abortive.

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Properties / Re: General Topic Thread-To Discuss Anything And Everything in Building Construction by valencia2012(m): 12:53pm On Feb 16, 2021
n3xt:


Is it time to share the screenshot of our convo now?

At first he said he wanted to confirm the materials were on his site.

Second, he wants to see the installation completed.

Thirdly he wanted to visit the site to see that the job has been done and was expecting picture from the roof supplier when his office is just few distance away from the site.

What else do we need to do sir?

It's almost 48 hours indeed, yet Cribking1 and Mountmoriah remain silent on this issue. Don't you get the message? One decided to speak rather than act and the other acting rather than speaking.
No-one should be forced to apologise to anyone. At the same time, we should not cry more than the "bereaved". Let's treat this matter as closed until those involved bring it up again. Am sure we are all very busy.

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Properties / Re: The Making Of The "White Penthouse" In Anambra by valencia2012(m): 10:37pm On Feb 15, 2021
Guv'nor,
what's the planned height of the roof of this building?

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