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Culture / Re: Oba Akiolu Finally Speaks On Snub Of Ooni Of Ife by valeno(m): 11:40pm On Apr 27, 2017
fat lie.......APC knd of lie
Religion / Re: Easter: Catholic Diocese Clears Fines Of 25 Prison Inmates. by valeno(m): 9:38am On Apr 15, 2017
naptu2:



http://www.nta.ng/news/cutlure/20170415-easter-catholic-diocese-offsets-fines-25-prison-inmates/amp/
becuz its nt BBN or d normal nairaland posts,few commets. GOD HELP US ALL

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TV/Movies / Re: BBNaija: Efe Performing On Stage At Ilaje Got Talent Show In Ondo (Throwback) by valeno(m): 2:18pm On Apr 08, 2017
As shared by an Internet user who said the show was hosted by a friend of his based in Florida, Switzerland. And that he could vividly remember that he shouted that Efe should Go and sit down that he's music is kinda boring, but he was a humble guy.

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Foreign Affairs / Re: Joe Biden Meets A Dog Named After Him (Photos) by valeno(m): 8:50pm On Mar 29, 2017
Jeffboi:
Snow weather mentality and hot sun weather mentality is not the same na grin
you are barhd.
Health / Re: Practicing Good Hygiene To Eliminate Body Odor by valeno(m): 12:32pm On Mar 10, 2017
And you just said,she is ur frnd.....bahd u
Romance / Re: Man Buys His UNILAG Girlfriend A Car For Accepting His Proposal by valeno(m): 8:48am On Aug 30, 2016
Drew0:
Pointless, I wouldn't buy my lady a car for saying yes, kinda stupid like she some goddess you worship, but I can buy her a car for her to move around with when she most likely needs it, like when she is pregnant with my child, she deserves some extra comfort, not for some dumb reason, for the records I know my lady don't need me to get her a car, very independent hardworking lady, she can get herself one!

poverty is a deadly virus
Romance / Re: Man Buys His UNILAG Girlfriend A Car For Accepting His Proposal by valeno(m): 8:46am On Aug 30, 2016
Drew0:
Pointless, I wouldn't buy my lady a car for saying yes, kinda stupid like she some goddess you worship, but I can buy her a car for her to move around with when she most likely needs it, like when she is pregnant with my child, she deserves some extra comfort, not for some dumb reason, for the records I know my lady don't need me to get her a car, very independent hardworking lady, she can get herself one!
poverty is a deadly virus
Romance / Re: How Common Is Masturbation, Really? (adults Photos) by valeno(m): 4:10pm On Aug 24, 2016
lola024:
An old joke observes that 98 percent of people masturbate--and the other 2 percent are lying. But according to a recent study based on a representative sample of American adults, only 38 percent of women said they'd masturbated at all during the past year. The figure for men was 61 percent.

The study by University of Chicago sociologists analyzed data from 3,116 Americans aged 18 to 60 (1,769 women and 1,347 men) gathered during face-to-face interviews as part of the National Health and Social Life Survey. The interviewers asked, "On average, over the past 12 months, how often did you masturbate?" It's possible that the face-to-face format suppressed response. Some people might not have admitted masturbating to an interviewer. But even allowing for this possibility, it seems clear that masturbation is by no means as prevalent as the old joke suggests--or as many people believe.

Previous studies have shown that men are most likely to masturbate from their teens into middle age. That was partly true in this study. Men's masturbation rate fell somewhat after age 50. But on the whole, men who masturbate continue to do so into later life.

However, it apparently takes young women some time to warm up to masturbation. In this study, women aged 20 to 39 were the most likely to masturbate, with lower rates among women 18 to 20 and those over 40.

Previous research has shown that masturbation becomes more likely with increased education, greater frequency of sexual thoughts, sexual experimentation before puberty, and larger number of lifetime sexual relationships. This study agreed for both sexes.

Previous studies have suggested that poor health reduces masturbation. In this study, that was true for women, but not for men. Men who masturbate keep doing it regardless of their health.

Previous studies have shown that compared with people raised in families that are religiously liberal or non-observant, those raised in fundamentalist families report less masturbation. This study agreed.

Traditionally, masturbation has been regarded as a convenient sexual outlet for people who lack a lover. In this study, that held true for both men and women.

In this study, white people were the most enthusiastic masturbators. African-Americans, Asian-Americans, and Pacific Islanders reported less masturbation.

In American culture, masturbation is often viewed as a sexual refuge for singles, as a way to compensate for a lack of sex in a relationship. In this survey, that turned out not to be the case. In both genders, a sexless relationship suppressed masturbation. Respondents who masturbated the most were usually involved in a sexual relationship. Having partner sex, it appears, piques interest in solo sex.

Finally, sex involves both physical and emotional closeness. In this study, any disconnect between these two elements, i.e., physical contact but no emotional closeness or visa versa, was associated with increased masturbation. In fact, for women, one of the best predictors of masturbation was a relationship that lacked emotional intimacy.

Sadly, like most sex surveys, this one did not include people over 60, despite a growing research literature that most of those over 60 remain sexual
www.moral24.
hmmmm masturbation #pussy swt oooooo

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Celebrities / Re: Daniella Okeke Flaunts Her Boobs And Butt In New Photos by valeno(m): 11:57am On Aug 24, 2016
NdRuby:
PLEASE, I CAN'T REMEMBER WHEN LAST I HEARD FROM FAYOSE, OR HAS THE GOVT SUCCEEDED IN SILENCING THE HIM?, I ASKED BECAUSE THE FAYOSE I KNOW CAN NOT GO A DAY WITHOUT ATTACKING OR ABUSING THE GOVT AND THE PRESIDENCY. OR DO THEY WANT US TO BELIEVE THAT THE FIGHT AGAINST CORRUPTION IS SO POWERFUL TO HUMBLE EVEN THE SUPPOSED FEARLESS GOVERNOR?.
wats ur problem wit fayose #to whom brain is given,sense is expected
Romance / Re: 7 Wifely Duties Nigerian Ladies Should Avoid With Their Boyfriends by valeno(m): 8:14am On Aug 02, 2016
Cutezt:
I See Nothing Wrong With No 3, I Have Slept On The Same Bed With My Gf For 3 Days, And Nothing Serious Transpired Between Us, BTW, I Will Outrightly Dump Any Lady Who Does'nt Give Me PDA, Warrafuk??
9ja gah gv u PDA? U no like CTM or INVOICE?
Politics / Re: Ijaws Flee Lagos And Ogun For Fear Of ROPC Attack by valeno(m): 9:39am On Aug 01, 2016
ikarm17:


Lol unite in Biafra, not in Yorubaland.
You terrorists can bomb Anambra for all we care. Ask them to relocate to Iboland.
I heard that IPOB terrorists wants to Ijos in bombing Ogun/Lagos?
Hahahhaa ....... Okayyy.
You know Lagos made Ibos and Ibos can't survive without Lagos.
We shall see how this ends.
Since accommodation, tolerance and acceptance is considered cowardice to undeveloped reptiles, let's see what this oncoming repercussions by OPC will be called.
Any sense of pity Yorubas feel for you, consider it gone.
We consider the bombing of these two states unforgivable, like Ore. Several steps will be taken to safeguard the lives of Yorubas around these areas.
Ijaws know what Yorubas are talking about. All Osus need to do is ask and they shall receive. Amen.
watin yoruba get 4 lag?
Business / Re: Female Cobbler In Benue Who Makes Foot Wears by valeno(m): 2:53pm On Jul 24, 2016
youngest85:
sister,u need to tink twice o...


Prostituting pays o....
Anyway it depends on ur location
to whom brain is given,sense is expected
Romance / Re: 5 Ways Typical Nigerians Deal With Heartbreak by valeno(m): 8:53pm On Jul 20, 2016
Fapta:
Break up Na worst experience ever
if its d worst,wat of lost of job?

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Religion / Re: Where Is The Correct Place To Pay Our Tithes by valeno(m): 1:59pm On Jul 17, 2016
[quote author=lonelydora post=47620239]As it pleases the tither. I sometimes give mine to a widow, or help the less privileged, or use it to take my family out (read Deut: 14 :22)
whch kind bible u get na? Deut 14.22. Thou shall truly tithe all the increase of thy seed,that the field bringeth forth yr by yr.
Culture / Re: Oba Goriola Oseni Kidnapped In Lagos, Guard Killed, Wife Injured by valeno(m): 1:34pm On Jul 17, 2016
blackberlin:
The level of insecurity in Nigeria is alarming. A monarch was kidnapped in Owo, Pete Edochie was kidnapped in the east, Olu falae was kidnapped by Fulani herdsmen, now another.king has been kidnapped.

This is food for thought to all Nigerians. If top political/ social figures are not safe, is it the common citizens who are? Perhaps it's high time the government legalized the use of licenced firearms. . . It's obvious the Police is better at stopping vehicles to collect bribes rather than serving and protecting...
nice1 bt nt 11.30. Abt 9pm
Family / Re: Anything Wrong With Sleeping In This Position With My Sister? - Jayzeez by valeno(m): 7:05pm On Jul 15, 2016
saints2:
Konji is no respecter of anybody, whether sister or outcast... See no evil, do no evil...

hear no evil
Romance / Re: Ladies, Can You Propose To Him? by valeno(m): 3:03pm On Apr 27, 2016
Most of d gahs dat said,dy cnt,wil do it soon.30-40yrs no husband.
Romance / Re: Who Is Responsible For My Pregnancy? by valeno(m): 2:49pm On Apr 27, 2016
Enjoy urself baby boo
Romance / Re: Stunts Ladies Who Are 25+ Shouldn't Be Pulling by valeno(m): 4:10pm On Apr 22, 2016
emusmith:
Part of what? Addressing the problem rather watching history repeats itself, like you're doing. Mind you, most of us have younger sis too
i no get ooo
Celebrities / Re: Yemi Alade Shares Throwback 'father-daughter' Pic As She Remembers Her Late Dad by valeno(m): 3:30pm On Apr 22, 2016
prettythicksme:
Yea,sure! cheesy
wen sum men dy cari 1yr old pikin let 4 waist dy waka
Politics / Re: Court Stops The Swearing In Of Victoria Nyeche - See Reasons by valeno(m): 6:20pm On Apr 21, 2016
[color=#990000][/color] na so ikwerre pple dy do....celestine omehia,chibuike,wike etc
Family / Re: 7 Reasons Why Married Men Cheat by valeno(m): 12:54pm On Apr 09, 2016
if men dnt cheat,life wil b bored.......no gist wit fellow cheaters
Celebrities / Re: Nigerian Celebrities You Never Knew Were From Kaduna State by valeno(m): 7:18pm On Apr 05, 2016
SpicyJosBabe:
CELESTINE BABAYARO & EMMANUEL BABAYARO

Retired Nigerian football legends and brothers
dey ar nt from kd but imo state.
We just played under Alhaji Sabo Babayaro
Father - Amaigbo in Nkwerre LGA, Imo State (Former ITT employee)
Mother- Amanato in Ideator LGA, Imo State

The name Babayaro came about because they adopted as a trade name, the name of their coach/chairman Alhaji Sabo Babayaro of
Jama'a Road Kaduna.
Politics / Re: Zuriel Oduwole With US Top Executives - Photos by valeno(m): 9:19pm On Apr 04, 2016
no Brazilian hair.......9ja base babies cnt try dat....u rock gah....#natural

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Car Talk / Re: Driver Rams Into Bus Stop In Lagos. See Photos by valeno(m): 3:12pm On Apr 04, 2016
igbo and sk marine

smoke
Phones / Re: Tragic Day Turn Lucky Day by valeno(m): 1:14pm On Apr 04, 2016
Femikutti:
Something happened today in school, in my lecture room when my lecture was going on, i forgot to put m phone on silence instead i reduced the volume thinking i already put it on silence.

My ring tone is a banging one, erm this DBANJ new song "Emergency" chai it is a crazy something, whike the lecture was going on, that how my mummy called me, i know you people will be expecting it to be a girl lol, am single oooo and serching.

So that how my sweet mother called me and gosh am using a phantom 5, you know how crazy the speaker of that phone can be especially when a place is that quiet, nothing else was sounding except my lecturer and my phone.

As the call came in i heard "EMERGENCY EMERGENCY THEY NEVER SAW ME COING THROUGH" immediately i knew it was over cause the leacturer could trace wia the unique sound was coming from and he asked me to come out wit the phone.. and i told him i was sorry that it was my mum that called, then agreely he asked me to go back to my seat but i should see him in his office after the class.

then when i got to see him in is office, he was like dont let that rubbish that happened today happen again ooo, and i was like yes sir, then he funnyly(if dia is any english like that) asked me what the name of the phone, i told him it is a TECNO PHANTOM 5 sir and he said are you serious? i said yes sir, he said what are the specs and i showed him all the specs.

My lecturer was surprised, he was like a china phone with all this good qualities, he then asked me for the price and i told him 82,000 lol, immediately he transfered the sum of #82,000 to my account to get it for him berore coming to class the next day..

And hope you people not thinking that am a theif sha lol.. the phone is 62k in 3cHub at ikeja, so 82000 - 62000 = #20,000 messelinius lol...
I pray he never finds out, so i will not end up getting an extra year lol
tellin him dollar was very high den
Romance / Re: Meet The Shuwa Arab Women Of Nigeria (photos) - Most Beautiful Women In Nigeria! by valeno(m): 8:25pm On Apr 03, 2016
na wa ooo.....mk i no go sell d only land way ma late fada leav #teambeauty
Celebrities / Re: Kcee Steps Out In A Cool Combo Outfit But Still Got It Wrong by valeno(m): 11:20am On Apr 02, 2016
magknox:
The nigga dey look fresh. U get eye?
appollo do am 4 eye
Crime / Re: Man Steals Formula To Feed His Baby, Gets Jailed In Kirikiri by valeno(m): 1:04pm On Apr 01, 2016
OP, na SMS or SMA
Religion / Re: Pastor E.A Adeboye Is A Murderer – Kemi Olunloyo by valeno(m): 4:03pm On Mar 31, 2016
Talk is cheap.....its allowed

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