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SportsRe: Ronaldinho Celebrates His 40th Birthday In Jail by Valjinn(m): 11:55am On Mar 22, 2020
NwaAmaikpe:
shocked

Mad nigga

It doesn't matter where he is, he is lucky to even have a birthday to be celebrating.
Yesterday was the birthday of the husband of one of my mistresses, but he is in the morgue.

My greatest source of closure is that I donated a pint of my blood for his treatment and afterwards, he looked me deep into the eyes and thanked me saying his wife asked him to.
I may never know for which of the reasons in particular because I don't intend to ask.

Truly, I fear women more than I fear the corona virus.
Her husband is just a few hours dead and in an era of social distancing, our social connections are even stronger than ever.

May God have mercy on him and grant those of us he has left behind the stamina to take care of his wife and her enormous sex appetite.

Happy birthday Ronaldinho.
Christianity EtcRe: Coronavirus: 3 Nigerian Church Buildings That Can Be Used As Treatment Centres by Valjinn(m): 6:44am On Mar 20, 2020
Hotels would've been better as most needed facilities are already there. My opinion though....
PhonesRe: Android Q – See The New Features Google Plans On Releasing by Valjinn(m): 7:33am On Jan 20, 2019
No one seems to observe the battery duration...70% for 3hrs. Maybe it may come with solar power bank as one of it's peripheral.
CelebritiesRe: Chizoba Esther Ejike: "I Trained For Two Days On How To Wear Police Uniform" by Valjinn(m): 10:03pm On Mar 04, 2018
I've always known her as a winner. Zoba, keep on making us proud.
EducationRe: DMGS: The Oldest Secondary School In Igboland (Then And Now Pictures) by Valjinn(m): 9:03pm On Jan 27, 2018
Proud to be a dengramite #Howells house
CelebritiesRe: Chizoba Ejike Wears Nigeria Police Uniform At Miss Intercontinental World, Egypt by Valjinn(m): 9:55pm On Jan 19, 2018
Zoba you look amazing...... We are strongly behind you. Just bring back the trophy as usual kisses
HealthRe: I Took Abortion Drug, But Didn't Bleed, Am I Still Pregnant? by Valjinn(m):
[quote author=Opelwonder post=64273066]Babe u don enter o. Ur last option is to use the injection type. Since d drugs aint working. Its around 4k naira. I cnt judge u bcus am nt pregnant. D injection will work wella. By the way, afta insertin d tablet, u ar suppose to av sex wit ur bf so he can push it insyd more wit his dick[/ I’m just passing
CelebritiesRe: Chizoba Ejike Arrives Cairo For Miss Intercontinental Pageant by Valjinn(m): 11:44pm On Jan 16, 2018
Go sweet, you have our support, get the crown � as usual #Anambra rocks
Christianity EtcRe: Misuse Of The Bible Verses by Valjinn(m): 12:12pm On Jan 14, 2018
Just observing
CelebritiesRe: TY Bello Celebrates 40th Birthday With Bedroom Pictures by Valjinn(m): 11:50am On Jan 14, 2018
Lovely, very honest with her age, unlike our slay queens always claiming 22. Happy birthday dear. The land is still green for you.
AutosRe: 2004 Model Lexus Es330 Full Option Selling Cheap by Valjinn(m): 9:59am On Jan 14, 2018
Can I pay 1.8, where's your location?
AutosRe: Did You Know That Volkswagen Owns: Audi Bentley, Bugatti, Lamborghini, Porsche. by Valjinn(m): 9:56am On Jan 14, 2018
Nice one
BusinessRe: How You Can Get Tax Exemption Like TSTV by Valjinn(m): 8:21pm On Oct 03, 2017
Nice if true
PoliticsRe: APGA Members Storm Ifeanyi Ubah's House In Anambra, Beg Him To Join Party by Valjinn(m): 6:52pm On Sep 21, 2017
APGA bu nke anyi
PoliticsRe: APGA Members Storm Ifeanyi Ubah's House In Anambra, Beg Him To Join Party by Valjinn(m): 6:51pm On Sep 21, 2017
That's my man Bum 2 (on white native) . Only you can do the Waka, I trust your leg, besides na your brother. Keep the fire burning bro
PoliticsRe: FEC Approves N80bn For Second Niger Bridge, Roads Construction In 12 States by Valjinn(m): 4:01pm On Mar 23, 2017
My fellow nairalanders, Am I the only person that did not see the names of the 12 States? , hmmmmm I smell fraud, let's note the figure N80b for future reference.
PoliticsRe: Photo Of Buhari On A Phone Call With Osinbajo by Valjinn(m): 8:11am On Jan 23, 2017
Somebody please tell Mr. President to be using his phone on his left ear.
CultureRe: Maryam Sanusi Lamido Graduates From Quranic School (photos) by Valjinn(m): 10:13am On Jan 09, 2017
Her name is [i][/i] Maryam ok... "Like" if you are thinking what I'm thinking.
FamilyRe: See How A Wife Was Battered By Her Husband On Christmas Day by Valjinn(m): 12:36am On Jan 02, 2017
Don't believe the story WHEN Did THE COURT SIT? Fabricated lies, if may be a Nigeria movie though
Car TalkRe: HELP! My 190E Drinks Fuel Like A Frog by Valjinn(m): 9:54am On Nov 13, 2016
Convert it to golf carburetor call 08152156060 for more assistance
PropertiesRe: How Much To Build A Hotel In Nigeria (lagos, Anambara, Owerri) by Valjinn(m): 7:09am On Sep 16, 2016
My brother, Awka in Anambra state will be very ideal for that, lands are not that costly, 500m to 600m will do the magic comfortably. A friend just finished his, you can whatsapp me for more details like best locations tips on lands / prices and better locations 08152156060
AutosRe: »»» Sold!!! Sold!!! Neat Toyota Avalon 03 @ N850k Not Negotiable ««« by Valjinn(m): 6:37pm On Aug 16, 2016
750 and I'm in Port Harcourt too call me, 08060820606
AutosRe: SOLD Reg 2012 Toyota Hilux In Mint Condition Selling For N3.2m Negotiable - SOLD by Valjinn(m): 6:34pm On Aug 16, 2016
Diesel or petrol
Location
CelebritiesRe: Okey Bakassi's Daughter's 14th Birthday Is Today As His Dad Celebrates Her by Valjinn(m): 8:35pm On Jul 25, 2016
No bad comment so far, we are really improving......

Happy birthday to her,

No offense but your Papa na ashawo oooo
1. Okey bakassi.............. When Nigeria wan win Bakasi + when bakassi boys dey reign for southeast
2. Okey Mac Anthony............ When Mac Anthony dey reign
3. Now Okey Bakassi.......... Na only him know.
Finally him na one of my best comedian. The guy good.
" what happened in 1959? I use leg go " #4 those that remember the joke.
CelebritiesRe: Photos From OAP, Omalicha's White Wedding Today by Valjinn(m): 6:27pm On Jul 16, 2016
Her makeup artist sha....


Congrats though.

Waiters loading.....
CrimeRe: Lagos Taskforce Arrests Fake Army Officer (photo) by Valjinn(m): 7:11pm On Jul 13, 2016
Man must chop
CelebritiesRe: Rita Dominic's 41st Birthday: Alibaba, Kate Henshaw, Toke Celebrate Actress by Valjinn(m): 1:25pm On Jul 12, 2016
If only I can get her contact, I really wish to marry Rita.
Happy birthday my dream.
BusinessRe: Pls Advise On Which Bank Is Best For Online Banking by Valjinn(m): 7:49am On Jun 27, 2016
It's HIDA ACCOUNT
what is the name of the account??[/quote]
BusinessRe: Pls Advise On Which Bank Is Best For Online Banking by Valjinn(m): 9:58am On Jun 26, 2016
Diamond bank is the best, there mobile app is something else very user friendly. It has network monitoring bar. Bro go for diamond, they have a particular account for online transfer. My brother introduced me to that and I've never been disappointed.

Remember "Diamonds are forever"

FamilyRe: 9-Year-Old Girl Describes Her Dad In A Note She Wrote by Valjinn(m): 2:12pm On May 29, 2016
That Cannot be written by a 9 year old child. # considering the writing
AutosRe: Best Auto Deals In Port Harcourt by Valjinn(op): 7:44pm On May 24, 2016
Still available

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