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The fake @ss UNILAG girls go smile. It means, MORE ARISTOS will patronize them. ![]() |
No, its actually like this. Debt: .8 trillion naira. Embezzeled fund: 1 trillion naira. |
Jonathan benevolent to Nigerian women — Kema Chikwe Hailing President Jonathan for dedicating the 2013 budget to the women, the national women’s leader said, “he has virtually dedicated the 2013 budget to the women. Chikwe said: “Mr. President, the dedication of 35 percent of all construction contracts to women is really mind blowing to say the least. President Jonathan’s benevolence to women is unbelievably phenomenal.” I ‘ll never contest election — Dame Jonathan Speaking further, First Lady Patience Goodluck Jonathan said that even if 100 parties ganged up against PDP they will never defeat the party, adding that it was only the PDP that has implemented the 35 percent for women. She said that she will never contest election in Nigeria and that anytime her husband retired she would go back home with him. Madam Kema Chikwe, get ready for ur hope to be DASHED. Jonathan wont give u guys "Diddly Sqwat!". Its all a political move, u of all people should know that. ![]() Dame Patience, the truth is that noone will vote u not even the DEAF. What? do u intend to convince ur voters with ur "Brutish not British" accent. ![]() |
O, Here we go again. Each time we're talking serious issues, this teddy bear shows up. *Disbelief!*
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SOUTH SOUTH: WILL NIGERIANS EVER HAVE A PRESIDENT IN SUIT?Copy, copy! Be natural and be proud of ur identity as an African. |
Its from hand-out sales! Make them hol 'am. |
Chanchit: Guy this story is 98% fabricated. But incase its true, just try wash ur mouth with acid, that way u won't have to wash it ever again.Exactly, what i was going to suggest. ![]() |
bin gbagbo: this lady that i have dated for only 5 weeks now surprised me on vals day with a parcel which contained toothpastes, toothbrushes, mouthwashes, PK chewing gums and a card. at first, i was excited, but on second thought, i am smelling foulDude, u re one lucky nigga. slim, but its a reason. ![]() |
huni_naija: My bf worships my fart!Ur boyfriend must be nuts. ![]() |
So keep farting-A fart is such a useful thing.It brings on lots of ease.it warms the bed on cold nights and suffocates the mosquitoes. @op, girl u re 99 degrees funny and 100 degrees crazy. ![]()
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PARANORMAL ACTIVITIES are everywhere. :-\ NEXT!!! |
Osama10: A mere 500k.At least make them do am first. |
Great gesture! Thats if its not going to end up in someones account as usual. |
Guy if ur story is true, then read between the lines, ur breath stinks like hot gabbage. ![]()
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But wait a min, whatz up with all these 'VAL BITES'. ![]() |
Com'on spread "the love", not "the bites". ![]() |
House, what of embezzlement, no punishment yet? ![]() |
We might be seeing an imminent end to Boko Haram and co. Psychs! The problem here isthat, Islamic terrorists are willing to die for their cause. At least they still get to retain their "77 virgins", after they might have killed some "Infidels". |
Who is winning? ![]() |
chiover: bros in every rumour,there is an atom of truth in it, but in this particular case, there is an element and even compounds of truth in it o. I so much love due process but in this case,this madmen were busy killing people that had no hands in their suffering. I lost a friend box of these punksFirstly, let them be tried and then if found guilty, which i know they will, the law can follow its due course. ![]() Our hearts bleed for our fellow humans they have been killing without provocation in the North. RIP to ur friend, though. ![]() |
shevon: This is Charly Boy and Wife, Lady D. Please help me caption this photo because i honestly do not know how best to describe it!U know, one thing that baffles me is, no matter how crazy and deranged this couple are, they've managed to stay together (for better, for worse). I am yet to hear any controversy surrounding their marriage. ACTUALLY, I AM BEGINNING TO SEE THEIR TOGETHERNESS AS A ROLE-MODEL, unlike the celebrities of today. YA DIG MY MEANING, RIGHT? ![]() |
iykak47: Idi0tic comment from someone who doesn't know if he would die before Charly boy and his wife.I like that, s/he needs to know the bitter truth. ![]() |
victorazy: The only pic I knowU again "RE*TARD ALERT!!!" |
chiover: What happened to fuel and fire judgementChiover, cool down! Lets think here, these people according to the piece are Boko Haram SUSPECTS. In a court of law, they are innocent until PROVEN guilty. Lets not be too hasty and kill the innocent, just like Aluu 4. The problem here is their continued incarceration without trial. |
Pygru:People, see NL Mod saving space. ![]() |
S@NNiE:Now the bolded above is what i am talking about. ![]() |
Supposed - criminals should be given speedy trials, else there should no basis of holding them continually in prisons. FG, put your house in-order and de-congest our prisons! ![]() |
DANILSA: This is were the issue of moderate Islamist and extremist comes to play. Also is the issue of 21 century Islamist And 8century muslims. Hope hausa muslims will read ur post and learn from yorubas.GBAM!!! |
To avoid being banned, please ensure that your post is not offensive to Islam. "I hear u!" |
shevon: This is Charly Boy and Wife, Lady D. Please help me caption this photo because i honestly do not know how best to describe it!Emmm! "THE LUNATICS!" how about that ?
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Will this combination help? Vampire 4 President. Werewolf 4 Vice-president. Warlock 4 Senate. Sorcerer/ Grand high witch 4 Speaker. Or u could have it the other way round. The fact is this, if we keep playing Ethnicity and Religious sentiments, Nigeria may still be very far from developing. Its a pity at this time and age, sentiments and not visible achievements still chooses our leaders for us. |
Emmm! Charly girl and Husband. ![]() |
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