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EducationRe: MAULAG: Jonathan Reverts To UNILAG by vanstanzy(m): 9:48am On Feb 22, 2013
The fake @ss UNILAG girls go smile. It means, MORE ARISTOS will patronize them. grin grin grin grin grin
PoliticsRe: States' Public Debt Stock Is N1.8 Trillion by vanstanzy(m):
No, its actually like this. Debt: .8 trillion naira. Embezzeled fund: 1 trillion naira.
PoliticsRe: Patience Jonathan - PDP Will Defeat Opposition Parties by vanstanzy(m): 9:28am On Feb 22, 2013
Jonathan benevolent to Nigerian women — Kema Chikwe

Hailing President Jonathan for dedicating the 2013 budget to the women, the national women’s leader said, “he has virtually dedicated the 2013 budget to the women.

Chikwe said: “Mr. President, the dedication of 35 percent of all construction contracts to women is really mind blowing to say the least. President Jonathan’s benevolence to women is unbelievably phenomenal.”

I ‘ll never contest election — Dame Jonathan

Speaking further, First Lady Patience Goodluck Jonathan said that even if 100 parties ganged up against PDP they will never defeat the party, adding that it was only the PDP that has implemented the 35 percent for women.

She said that she will never contest election in Nigeria and that anytime her husband retired she would go back home with him.



Madam Kema Chikwe, get ready for ur hope to be DASHED. Jonathan wont give u guys "Diddly Sqwat!". Its all a

political move, u of all people should know that.grin grin grin grin grin

Dame Patience, the truth is that noone will vote u not even the DEAF. What? do u intend to convince ur voters with ur

"Brutish not British" accent. grin grin grin grin grin
PoliticsRe: Patience Jonathan - PDP Will Defeat Opposition Parties by vanstanzy(m):
O, Here we go again. undecided undecided undecided undecided undecided Each time we're talking serious issues, this teddy

bear
shows up. angry angry angry *Disbelief!*

PoliticsRe: Pictures From Eko Atlantic Opening Ceremony... by vanstanzy(m): 7:19am On Feb 22, 2013
SOUTH SOUTH: WILL NIGERIANS EVER HAVE A PRESIDENT IN SUIT?
Copy, copy! Be natural and be proud of ur identity as an African.
CrimeRe: Professor Arrested With $1 Million At Lagos Airport by vanstanzy(m): 7:07am On Feb 22, 2013
Its from hand-out sales! Make them hol 'am.
RomanceRe: She Sent Me Toothpaste On Valentine's Day!! by vanstanzy(m): 7:42pm On Feb 21, 2013
Chanchit: Guy this story is 98% fabricated. But incase its true, just try wash ur mouth with acid, that way u won't have to wash it ever again.
Exactly, what i was going to suggest. grin grin grin
RomanceRe: She Sent Me Toothpaste On Valentine's Day!! by vanstanzy(m):
bin gbagbo: this lady that i have dated for only 5 weeks now surprised me on vals day with a parcel which contained toothpastes, toothbrushes, mouthwashes, PK chewing gums and a card. at first, i was excited, but on second thought, i am smelling foul
Dude, u re one lucky nigga. shocked shocked shocked Bad breath is one of the reasons for relationship break-ups these days. Though

slim, but its a reason. wink
LiteratureRe: An Ode To The Unpredictable Fart. by vanstanzy(m): 7:30pm On Feb 21, 2013
huni_naija: My bf worships my fart! kiss
Ur boyfriend must be nuts. lipsrsealed lipsrsealed lipsrsealed lipsrsealed lipsrsealed
LiteratureRe: An Ode To The Unpredictable Fart. by vanstanzy(m): 7:27pm On Feb 21, 2013
So keep farting-A fart is such a useful thing.It
brings on lots of ease.it warms the bed on
cold nights and suffocates the mosquitoes.

@op, girl u re 99 degrees funny and 100 degrees crazy. grin grin grin grin grin grin

Nairaland GeneralRe: Ghost Caught On CCTV In UK by vanstanzy(m): 7:22pm On Feb 21, 2013
PARANORMAL ACTIVITIES are everywhere. :-\ undecided undecided undecided undecided NEXT!!!
Nairaland GeneralRe: N500k Each To Be Paid To Families Of Policemen Killed On Duty by vanstanzy(m): 7:06pm On Feb 21, 2013
Osama10: A mere 500k. huh huh huh
At least make them do am first.
Nairaland GeneralRe: N500k Each To Be Paid To Families Of Policemen Killed On Duty by vanstanzy(m): 7:04pm On Feb 21, 2013
Great gesture! Thats if its not going to end up in someones account as usual.
RomanceRe: She Sent Me Toothpaste On Valentine's Day!! by vanstanzy(m):
Guy if ur story is true, then read between the lines, ur breath stinks like hot gabbage. grin grin grin grin grin grin

CrimeRe: Man Bites-Off Lover’s Ear On Valentine's Day In Lagos by vanstanzy(m):
But wait a min, whatz up with all these 'VAL BITES'. smiley smiley
CrimeRe: Man Bites-Off Lover’s Ear On Valentine's Day In Lagos by vanstanzy(m):
Com'on spread "the love", not "the bites". undecided undecided undecided
PoliticsRe: Death Penalty Approved For Terrorists In Nigeria by vanstanzy(m): 5:10pm On Feb 21, 2013
House, what of embezzlement, no punishment yet? angry angry angry
PoliticsRe: Death Penalty Approved For Terrorists In Nigeria by vanstanzy(m): 5:04pm On Feb 21, 2013
We might be seeing an imminent end to Boko Haram and co. grin grin grin grin grin Psychs! grin grin grin grin grin The problem here is

that, Islamic terrorists are willing to die for their cause. At least they still get to retain their "77 virgins", after

they might have killed some "Infidels".
PoliticsRe: Policemen & Soldiers In A Gun-battle At Dongoyaro In Bauchi by vanstanzy(m): 4:54pm On Feb 21, 2013
Who is winning? grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin
PoliticsRe: 20 Boko-Haram Suspects Protest Non-trial by vanstanzy(m): 4:47pm On Feb 21, 2013
chiover: bros in every rumour,there is an atom of truth in it, but in this particular case, there is an element and even compounds of truth in it o. I so much love due process but in this case,this madmen were busy killing people that had no hands in their suffering. I lost a friend box of these punks
Firstly, let them be tried and then if found guilty, which i know they will, the law can follow its due course. smiley smiley

smiley smiley smiley Our hearts bleed for our fellow humans they have been killing without provocation in the North. RIP to ur

friend, though. embarassed
CelebritiesRe: Caption This Picture Of Charly Boy And Wife by vanstanzy(m):
shevon: This is Charly Boy and Wife, Lady D. Please help me caption this photo because i honestly do not know how best to describe it!


http://cynthiaajibade..com/2013/02/caption-this-picture-of-charly-boy-and.html
U know, one thing that baffles me is, no matter how crazy and deranged this couple are, they've managed to stay

together (for better, for worse). I am yet to hear any controversy surrounding their marriage.

ACTUALLY, I AM BEGINNING TO SEE THEIR TOGETHERNESS AS A ROLE-MODEL
, unlike the celebrities of today. YA DIG MY

MEANING, RIGHT? cheesy cheesy
CelebritiesRe: Caption This Picture Of Charly Boy And Wife by vanstanzy(m): 4:27pm On Feb 21, 2013
iykak47: Idi0tic comment from someone who doesn't know if he would die before Charly boy and his wife.
I like that, s/he needs to know the bitter truth. grin grin grin grin grin grin grin
CelebritiesRe: Caption This Picture Of Charly Boy And Wife by vanstanzy(m): 4:25pm On Feb 21, 2013
victorazy: The only pic I know
U againhuh "RE*TARD ALERT!!!"
PoliticsRe: 20 Boko-Haram Suspects Protest Non-trial by vanstanzy(m): 3:30pm On Feb 21, 2013
chiover: What happened to fuel and fire judgementhuhhuhhuhhuh? Boko haram as far as am concern shd not even be taken into custody in the first place.the shd be hanged hoha. When they were busy bombing innocent hard working Nigerians, they never put the pains the family memebers of their victims will pass tru into cognizance but, see as they are looking for a leu way now. Furking madcow husbands
Chiover, cool down! smiley smiley Lets think here, these people according to the piece are Boko Haram

SUSPECTS. In a court of law, they are innocent until PROVEN guilty. Lets

not be too hasty and kill the innocent, just like Aluu 4.

The problem here is their continued incarceration without trial.
PoliticsRe: 20 Boko-Haram Suspects Protest Non-trial by vanstanzy(m): 3:20pm On Feb 21, 2013
Pygru: grin
People, see NL Mod saving space. grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin
PoliticsRe: 20 Boko-Haram Suspects Protest Non-trial by vanstanzy(m): 3:15pm On Feb 21, 2013
S@NNiE:
No fewer than 20 Boko Haram suspects awaiting trial in Kuje Prison, Abuja on Wednesday protested against the delay in their trial.

The inmates, who expressed their displeasure to the Minister of Interior, Abba Moro, when he visited the prison, claimed they had been in detention for a period of one year without trial.

The Boko Haram suspects were arrested in Kano and Borno states on the suspicion of having links with the sect.

They told the minister to provide additional vehicles to the Kuje Prisons to facilitate movement of inmates to court for trial.

Speaking on behalf of other inmates, an inmate who did not disclose his name, said he has spent eight year in the prison, and blamed the slow justice delivery system on the congestion in the nation’s prisons.

He said he had been to court for more than 57 times within the period.

The inmate therefore urged the minister to use his power to fast track the justice system in the country, adding that “not all inmates in the prison are criminals.”

Moro assured the inmates that the Federal Government was working on modalities to improve on the justice system by establishing a special trial court within the prison environment.

Findings indicate that the facility which housed about 560 inmates has two vehicles to convey inmates to court.

http://www.punchng.com/news/20-boko-haram-suspects-protest-non-trial/
Now the bolded above is what i am talking about. undecided undecided undecided
PoliticsRe: 20 Boko-Haram Suspects Protest Non-trial by vanstanzy(m):
Supposed - criminals should be given speedy trials, else there should no basis of holding them continually in prisons.

FG, put your house in-order and de-congest our prisons! undecided undecided undecided
IslamRe: Ensuring Zero Tolerance For Any Type Of Extremism by vanstanzy(m): 2:48pm On Feb 21, 2013
DANILSA: This is were the issue of moderate Islamist and extremist comes to play. Also is the issue of 21 century Islamist And 8century muslims. Hope hausa muslims will read ur post and learn from yorubas.
GBAM!!!
IslamRe: Ensuring Zero Tolerance For Any Type Of Extremism by vanstanzy(m): 2:23pm On Feb 21, 2013
To avoid being banned, please ensure that your post is not offensive to Islam. "I hear u!"

CelebritiesRe: Caption This Picture Of Charly Boy And Wife by vanstanzy(m): 1:48pm On Feb 21, 2013
shevon: This is Charly Boy and Wife, Lady D. Please help me caption this photo because i honestly do not know how best to describe it!


http://cynthiaajibade..com/2013/02/caption-this-picture-of-charly-boy-and.html
Emmm! "THE LUNATICS!" how about thathuh?

PoliticsRe: Who Should APC Select As Their Presidential Candidate by vanstanzy(m):
Will this combination help?

Vampire 4 President.

Werewolf 4 Vice-president.

Warlock 4 Senate.

Sorcerer/ Grand high witch 4 Speaker.
Or u could have it the other way round. The fact is this, if we keep playing Ethnicity and Religious sentiments,

Nigeria may still be very far from developing. Its a pity at this time and age, sentiments and not visible achievements

still chooses our leaders for us.
CelebritiesRe: Caption This Picture Of Charly Boy And Wife by vanstanzy(m): 1:45pm On Feb 21, 2013
Emmm! Charly girl and Husband. undecided undecided undecided

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