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Something similar happened in London in the 20th century.
People were vomiting, stooling and dying like flies.
Someone traced the source to the borehole that served the town. ..and CHOLERA was discovered.
It was a simple thing afterwards to isolate the source and effect other measures.
They didn't appeal to any gods.

I certainly won't be happy if someone comes to take over my opportunities, in my land.
I'd be unhappy, though not incited to violence.
And I'd hope the usurpers would leave, allowing me to get employed and not compete with foreigners, in my own land.

lilprinze:
The last time I checked, I thought being on times influential list was for well meaning individuals who have achieved and still achieving a lot.
Why elevate an evil person? Please what's the essence of this publication?

The TIME magazine INFLUENTIAL list is for people whose actions have had a great imp act on events in the world, negatively or positively.
Adolf Hitler once was TIME Person of The Year.

Porter, or portal?

3rd pix looks like a breast tumour

When I see ladies painted and set up like dolls for pictures like these, I lose respect for them.
The pictures are telling us:"the only thing I have to offer is my beauty. I have no substance, personality, skills, talent or vision. I am not particularly known for anything, but a celebrity's doll. I am to be seen, not heard. "

moscobabs:
How to make a meaningful topic on nairaland by Vantagepoint

Lol..

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1. Diction, Grammar and Use of the English Language-Patience Jonathan.
2. How To Retire as an Elder Statesmn:The Golden Years-Muhammadu Buhari.
3. The Fight Against Terror:A Timely and Decisive Approach. -Goodluck Jonathan.
4. The Art of Diplomacy and Mature Conversation. -Femi Fani-Kayode.
5. Aging Gracefully-Bola Tinubu.
6. Etiquette and Decorum in Public Office-Ayo Fayose.
7. How to Deal With Ghost Workers-Namadi Sambo.
8. The Tenets of Evangelism-Abubakar Shekau.
9. How To Write Meaningful Songs-Terry G.
10. Fashion, Couture and Appropriate Dressing-Denrele Edun.

Feel free to add yours....

#BabaWhen YouGetThere, don't travel out of the country for a medical check up

acidtalk:
Compared to Mariam Babangida, Mariam Abacha, Fatti Abubakar, Stella Obasanjo, Turai Yaradua, and Incoming Aisha Buhari, Roughian (Patience) Troublemaker Jonathan is the UGLIEST, RAZZEST, DIRTIEST, MOST UNCOLT, MOST CORRUPT first lady we have ever and will ever have in this jungle country called Nigeria.

Mrs Jonathan is a disgrace to the Association Of First Ladies all over the world.

First ladies of Haiti, Chad, Kambodia, Somalia, will frown with disgust and wonder where on Earth an uncolt shepopottamus crawled out from if she gets to speak and act.



THUNDER STRIKE YOU DRY IF YOU QUOTE ME TO YAHN OPATA.

Take one ORIJIN.
She is so crude, she gives crude people a bad name.

jeeqaa7:
Mooonkey.. Depression is a disease . That was pun and I guess u didn't get it .. Seek help b4 u rape urself

why don't you go back to school and learn the meaning of a 'pun'?
I guess you meant sarcasm. .I'll let you hide under that.
You just managed to show your ignorance again with your post.

jeeqaa7:
Cut him prick


I said cut his prick and he had sympathisers
What about the inocent girl who supposedly is serving her father land , what if he infects her with aids
What if he puts another baby with the one already there

CUT HIS PRICK AND FEED HIS BALLS TO THE INSURGENTS!!!

Your ignorance is mind-boggling.
How can you impregnate an already pregnant woman?

King Solomon wannabe

This is not a counter thread.
However, my encounters with a significant number of ladies who have threaded through the quilt patchwork that is ny heart have brought about these observations.
1. The Diggers:Now, I was going to say' gold-diggers', but we all know they'll take cash as well, and just about everything else while pretending to love you. They'll milk you dry for money, clothes, shoes in exchange for s3x, or worse, 'love and care' . Tell them you're short of cash, and they'll dump you so fast you feel dizzy.
2.THE CRY -BABIES: It's alright for a girl to be'girly' and want a shoulder to cry on.Heck, guys feel macho when they've to provide the shoulder. What is not right is an excessively emotionally lady who cries like a baby at the slightest argument, provocation or fight. She goes on about hurt feelings and doesn't let up until she's pampered and put to bed with a lullaby, or s3x (which is a good way of getting laid, tho).
3.THE FAKES: I was once slapped by a girl because I called her by her given name(Chinwe) , instead of the preferred Margaret in public. According to her, I embarrased her by calling her that!
Guys are not impressed by girls who affect a weird accent (not British or American), who look like they've never farted before, who pretend to be excited by chocolate, flowers, pizza or McDonald's.
4. THE MAKEOVER CREW:I once went out with a girl I never knew had tribal marks until 2 weeks after. Sometimes, scratching a girl's face can reveal a whole new underlying geography:contours, hills, crevices, discolorations, plateaus, etc. Make up is good, but it is to enhance your appearance, not change it.
5. THE DESPERATES:She's on the wrong side of whatever age, and understandably wants to settle down. However, she is willing to go great lengths to do that, from giving you an ultimatum for dating, meeting her parents on the 2nd date, and taking your name to one babalawo.
6.The NFAs: Yes, the NFAs. They sit on their lazy fannies and wait for Mr.Rich to come sweep them off their feet, marry them, honeymoon on the French Riviera, open a multi-million naira account for them, install them in a big supermarket and live happily after. That kind of story doesn't even fly in fairy tales.
7.THE JEALOUS ONE:Everyday, she goes through your pockets, phone and wallet, looking for proof of cheating. She picks your calls and can be very vicious if a female voice floats over the line. She knows all the contacts in your phonebook, BBM and Whatsapp .
8.THE TARDY BABE:We all do African time, and allow extra time for makeup. However, standing someone up on a date or outing for no apparent reason gets tiresome.
9. THE'UNTUSH' BABE:She's not a nun, but she hardly takes the effort to look presentable. She is untidy, uncouth, unfashionable and doesn't make efforts to change.
Like I said, this isn't a counter thread, and the list is not exhaustive. However, it could be viewed as such.Feel free to add yours.

ennui
angst
nuncio
syzygy
albedo
prosaic
travesty

N.B. These are not scientific or technical terms

Happy New Month!

I couldn't get past your Engrish, so I stopped reading.

[quote author=dorlapoh20 post=29259313][/quote]The same ladies that want a generous boyfriend think they're offering him heaven on earth with love, faithfulness and respect.
Relationships shouldn't be based on sex but any girl who comes to say her love, faithfulness and respect are substitutes for sex is living in dreamland.
Unless the guy is a virgin and a pastor, that thing you're denying him he'll get somewhere else.

tania28:
U gain truelove n friendship,respect,value from her.she has her reasons For saying choosing that kind of relationship.if u dnt love her enough to stay with her,its best u take a walk.

*Laughing in Afrikaans*

dorlapoh20:
he wil gain love respect and faithfulness. A guy who dates a gal to gain should be ready for pains too

Oh please!
And the girl gains what; money, free airtime, clothes and gifts?
If the guy doesn't provide any of the above, y'all females tag him as stingy.
Yet you want to offer him love, respect and faithfulness.
That's why he's got a dog.
Ladies, if you ain't giving any, don't demand any.
You can't eat your cake and have it
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GAZZUZZ:
B4 we all jump on the band wagon of murder, it might be the Dr just wanted to dissapear and placed a cadaver in his place . A DNA test should be conducted on the remains to asertain he is the one.

Just in case RIP dr.

And leave his clinic, his job, his family and his life?
Too much Hollywood, bro ..

So?
How does this increase the price of crude oil?

sinaj:
I went on a date with my friend and we discussed on so many things, suddenly he popped up the question, asking if am a virgin.For 10 minutes i was contemplating on telling him because i felt its wrong to tell him or anybody.Dont know if am the only one that feel this way, so I need ur opinion buddies

Tell him what?
That you're a virgin or not?

Do you get any remuneration/salary for being a housewife?
Is there any career advancement as a housewife?
Is there a union/association of housewives?
But then what do I know, I school in France.

Who is Ajfive?
We don't know him here in France where I school.

damselalayo:
Malignant cancer ain't curable sir,maybe he had the benign type

A cancer is a malignant neoplasm,.If it is benign, it is a tumour. So, there's no such thing as "malignant cancer"-it is tautology.
Cancers can be cured, if detected very early. However, this is usually difficult, as the cancer would've spread by the time the person decides to seek medical treatment, no thanks to superstitious beliefs and unorthodox treatment.

In our environment, people with cancer present in hospitals late, after employing all sorts of unorthodox treatments.
By the time they get to the hospital, it may be too late.
Public awareness, massive screening programs, and early presentation are very vital.
Don't use local herbs to treat suspicious ans undiagnosed ailments!
Don't listen to friends and family who tell you it is nothing!
Ladies, examine your bosoms frequently!
Don't let a part of your body take over the rest.