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Politics › Re: President Tinubu Is Seriously Working To Achieve These For Nigeria In First 3 Ye by VaselineCrew: 12:55pm On Nov 27, 2023
WealthyNigerian:
My beloved brother, don't be a pessimist for life please. "We can who think we can" Haven't you read that Great Book by Dale Carnegie?
They will first elect Monkey, then tell you not to pessimistic

Politics › Re: President Tinubu Is Seriously Working To Achieve These For Nigeria In First 3 Ye by VaselineCrew: 12:53pm On Nov 27, 2023
WealthyNigerian:
GOD Bless Nigeria!
God told una to vote this man?

You sure say that voice you here na God?

Politics › Re: We’ll Never Be Overwhelmed By Mob’, CJN Speaks Amid Knocks On Judiciary by VaselineCrew: 12:49pm On Nov 27, 2023
femisplash:
Powerful response to the headless mobs, everybody has become a judge, even a galla hawker, all of a sudden, knows the law than the judges.
Xactly. dont mine eddless mob

Politics › Re: We’ll Never Be Overwhelmed By Mob’, CJN Speaks Amid Knocks On Judiciary by VaselineCrew: 12:49pm On Nov 27, 2023
heya

Politics › Re: What Peter Obi Did In This Picture, Bola Tinubu Can Never Attempt by VaselineCrew: 12:48pm On Nov 27, 2023
Mohamid:
U go xplain tiya, YES DADDY THANK YOU DADDY I WANT KOGI AND KWARA DADDY, DADDY THIS IS RELIGIOUS WAR YES SIR DADDY. LOLOL 😆😂 O

Properties › See This Fine Mansion Lagos Is Demolishing With "2 Days" Notice by VaselineCrew(op): 3:52pm On Nov 25, 2023
This Beautiful Mansion Has Been Marked For Demolition By The Lagos State Government.

They been given just 2 hours to pack their belongings. Is this not bad? I seriously feel sad seeing what this people in government houses are doing to people they never supported in anyway.

I haven't seen any country where they demolish their finest structures. This Pure attack on the Igbos. Lagos will soon become a shadow of its own.
Source: Tobi Akinbo J.

Politics › Re: JUST IN: Tinubu’s Appointee, Akawor Resigns As Rivers PDP Chairman by VaselineCrew: 1:30pm On Nov 24, 2023
LegendHero:
This one you’re showing Tinubu with booty, Hope you’re not GAYbriel?
No be me be transgender na

Awon F transcript
Politics › Re: JUST IN: Tinubu’s Appointee, Akawor Resigns As Rivers PDP Chairman by VaselineCrew: 1:29pm On Nov 24, 2023
LegendHero:
I’ll take my child to the hospital of a first class graduate like Tinubu.

If na you, will you take your child to the third class dullard hospital like that of Obi?
Liar Liar, Pants on Fire

See ya Dokie Torrr bellow

Politics › Re: JUST IN: Tinubu’s Appointee, Akawor Resigns As Rivers PDP Chairman by VaselineCrew: 1:27pm On Nov 24, 2023
LegendHero:
I love the graphics. Can you make more of it please?

I’ve missed you Obidients photoshopping Tinubu images and other document. God bless you as you continue.
Thanks bro, I will.

Politics › Re: JUST IN: Tinubu’s Appointee, Akawor Resigns As Rivers PDP Chairman by VaselineCrew: 1:25pm On Nov 24, 2023
LegendHero:
God bless PDAPC.

Like I told Atiku few days ago, Tinubu is now the leader of PDP.
LegendHero takes his child to 2 Hospitals :-

Hospital A: Graduate Doctor with all records earned legitimately

Hospital B: Doctor with forged claims and certificates.

What hospital do you think LegendHero will take his child to?



But for awon masses dem, He will recommend Hospital B to us and tell us it is better than Hospital A.

Wicked people full this country, YAKATA



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Politics › Re: JUST IN: Tinubu’s Appointee, Akawor Resigns As Rivers PDP Chairman by VaselineCrew: 1:22pm On Nov 24, 2023
LegendHero:
God bless PDAPC.
God told you this man will make a difference? The Lamb of God? or some other god?

Politics › Re: LASPPPA Urged, Lagosians To Verify And Ask Questions Before Buying House by VaselineCrew: 12:56pm On Nov 24, 2023
money121:
Ma worry na me fu*k up
it's all gravy, bay beh

Politics › Re: Tinubu Deserves The Guinness World Record by VaselineCrew(op): 12:55pm On Nov 24, 2023
gidgiddy:
Tinubus supporters will all pick race from this thread
Na only Scott Lang, Tony Stark and Bruce Banner fit explain this kine tin sad
Politics › Re: LASPPPA Urged, Lagosians To Verify And Ask Questions Before Buying House by VaselineCrew: 12:51pm On Nov 24, 2023
money121:
So who's the fool here?
You that purchased land worth millions of naira but what to boycot the government because your mentality is that govt. Don't utilize the fund
Now you lose both side
Why do you pay bribe?
Zoo boys

Politics › Re: Tinubu Deserves The Guinness World Record by VaselineCrew(op): 11:43am On Nov 24, 2023
grin

Politics › Tinubu Deserves The Guinness World Record by VaselineCrew(op):
I truly believe this breaks any world record that ever existed.

What is Hildas cooking marathon, compared to someone that went back in time to a parallel universe to receive his Secondary School diploma?

Politics › Re: LASPPPA Urged, Lagosians To Verify And Ask Questions Before Buying House by VaselineCrew: 11:09am On Nov 24, 2023
WELCOME TO THE ZOO

I don't know why blacks are like this, but I pray we get it One day

Imagine officials telling people to do research of building approval, when they should be the ones enforcing building codes from the FOUNDATION LEVEL

Can any Nigerian go to AMERICA and start building house illegally in the bush without being STOPPED?

Talk less of erecting buildings in American cities without permits, YOU PROBABLY WON"T EVEN LAST A WEEK

BUT IN WICKED BLACK MAN WICKED LAND, THEY WILL TAKE BRIBE AND ALLOW ONE TO BUILD, SELL, LET THE HOUSE BE FURNISHED WITH EVEN AIR CONDITIONER, THAT'S WHEN THEY WILL NOW NOTICE THAT THE BUILDING IS ILLEGAL

HEADACHE INDUCING, DEVOID OF LOGIC, MORRAFUKERS
Crime › Re: Soldiers Kill Policeman Ahmed Ali For Intercepting Colleague With Indian Hemp by VaselineCrew: 10:06am On Nov 23, 2023
A lawless land, God forbid
Politics › Re: Ordinary "911" Police Number, The "Giant Of Africa" No Get. by VaselineCrew(op): 11:03pm On Nov 06, 2023
Jeon:
Duhhhhhhhh, are you just reasoning it.
😂 😂 😂



So you people on NL shouldn't get offended when I am belittling Nigeria.
The likes of seunmsg, legendhero, omenka... will still get offended.

They will put their chests out, headstrong in their staunch support for under-development.

These things don't even cross their minds, like maybe a society need a 911, naaaaaaa. That's not their concern at aaaaaaaafllll.

It's to log on and tell us why so and so politician is this and that, like how president need a yacht, and how we don't need 911, that if you want 911 you should go to your village or japa, you won't be missed.

Sad that these guys are in the majority in some areas.
Celebrities › Youtuber Mrbeast Does What African Leaders Failed To Do - Drills 100 Water Wells by VaselineCrew(op): 10:50pm On Nov 06, 2023
I WOKE UP IN BEAST MODE; putting African leaders to shame

Awon so called "leaders" here will tell you why "it can't be done" or why "it will take a while"...

Yet, MrBeast absolutely beasts through 100 water wells in Africa like it's nothing.

The Black man sha, sigh... Leaders wanting to enslave their people by denying them basics of life, goaded on by a multitude of sycophants.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mwKJfNYwvm8

Politics › Ordinary "911" Police Number, The "Giant Of Africa" No Get. by VaselineCrew(op): 10:37pm On Nov 06, 2023
You are in trouble, your children have the phone, what number do they call?

In thinking countries, it's easy, 911 or something similar. The kids even have toys featuring these numbers from childhood.

In the Black Man country though, they will tell you, for Festac dial 0803.. for Yaba dial 0823... for...

Ordinary 911 una no get, chai!

And left to people like seunmsg, legendhero, omenka and the rest, YOU WILL NEVER HAVE IT

So sad that Blacks have majority of people like the above-mentioned monikers that kill progress.


Look at how Mr. Beast came to Africa and made borehole water look easy, yet the politicians here will take decades to do it, while they deploy the likes of seunmsg, omenka and the rest to fuel tribal hate.
Politics › Interesting Writeup - Nigerians Are Just Surviving by VaselineCrew(op): 10:15pm On Nov 06, 2023
Look at you people, engaging in tribal bigotry everywhere I look. 80% of Nigerians are poverty stricken yet you are more interested in being better than an Igbo man or being better than a Yoruba man. We are treated like subhumans in this country. Your politicians are spending billions on cars. Billions!
1 million
10 million
100 million
200 million
300 million….
900 million…..
How many of you have used a brand new car?
Do you know how recessed the economy is that majority are using used cars. How many Nigerians can afford 2021 cars. Do you know how deep in sh!t we are. You are defending politicians.
Look at your neighbors. How many of them are employed according to their degree.
You people are not worried about the number of graduates that are self employed. Everyone is doing skit, selling hair, selling clothes, make up artist, fraud, organic soaps,playing bet, doing Pos. Look at the type of jobs we do in this country. Look how subjugated we are and we are quiet. Look at other countries. Look at us. Look how haggard the average Nigerian looks.
Do we even have emergency numbers?
You’ll be see your neighbor getting robbed and be waiting for your own turn because which emergency number you wan call?
No forensic database. How do you want to catch criminals then? Where you wan get forensic evidence from?
Why are police men standing on the road collecting money like it’s normal. In what world is that normal. Isn’t it armed robbery? Aren’t they armed which already gives them leverage above drivers? Why are we quiet.
The average Nigerian doesn’t know what dental braces are. Do they even go to dentists?
It’s almost like we’re being deliberately suppressed so we can’t get enlightened. He who isn’t enlightened cannot demand for better.
You people are not living, you are surviving.
You are all cowards. Keep attacking each other. They will spend your money. They will buy cars you can’t dream off. They will build houses. They will mock you and hand you palliatives because you are all beggars. Their children will enjoy your sweat. You can’t do anything after all the person doing this is from your tribe. It doesn’t matter if you’re rubbish to them, he is from your tribe.
We literally have no way of making international transactions except 3rd party apps otherwise you will be walking around looking for where to buy dollars. Anyway, it’s all good after all Tribe comes first.

NFX ACADEMY
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