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SportsImmobile Highly Mobile In Top Goalscorer Race As Ronaldo, Others Trail by vegafbs(op):
The race for the European Golden Shoe is no doubt on; this must be won by the top goalscorer, meanwhile, the race is getting tougher as end approaches to European competition.

Lionel Messi has won the prestigious award for the past three seasons with Barcelona as he continues his outrageous performances in Spain.

However, the Argentine superstar’s current campaign has been disrupted by injuries, allowing other players to overtake him.

Jamie Vardy has been in blistering form in the Premier League, while Robert Lewandowski continues to outscore everyone in Germany.

Cristiano Ronaldo seems to be in blistering form this season too but the top goalscorer race remains tougher this era no thanks to his slow start to the season.

FULL GISTS: https://theupdates.net/immobile-highly-mobile-in-top-goalscorer-race-as-ronaldo-others-trail/

CrimeRe: Mmanti Umoh Raped: KanKan And Dada Twin Story by vegafbs: 10:39am On May 26, 2020
"21 Years Ago I Was Raped And I Gave Birth To Twins, Now They’ve Grown”

FULL GISTS: https://theupdates.net/rape-woman-shares-her-story-photos/

FamilyCosta Rica Legalises Same-sex Marriage by vegafbs(op): 9:51am On May 26, 2020
The issue of same-sex marriage seems to be one that will linger for as long as humanity exists.

However, Costa Rica is another country expected to become the latest to legalize same-sex marriage, Tuesday, when a ruling from its supreme court goes into effect ending the country’s ban.

Recall Ecuador announced it legalisation last year. It is also permitted in some parts of Mexico. Costa Rica now becomes the sixth country in Latin America to legalize same-sex marriage.

Some couples have already scheduled ceremonies — mostly private due to the COVID-19 pandemic, but some that would be broadcast — to celebrate their unions before judges and notaries after the ban was lifted at midnight.

The issue took center stage in Costa Rica’s 2018 presidential election after the Inter-American Court of Human Rights earlier that year issued an opinion that countries like Costa Rica, which had signed the American Convention on Human Rights, had to move immediately to legalize gay marriage.

It helped propel President Carlos Alvarado to victory over an evangelical candidate, Fabricio Alvarado, who had campaigned against it.

In August 2018, Costa Rica’s supreme court said the country’s ban was unconstitutional and gave the congress 18 months to correct it or it would happen automatically. The Legislative Assembly did not act, so at midnight the law banning same-sex marriage was nullified.

A campaign celebrating the achievement called “I do” planned a series of events including hours of coverage on state television and messages from celebrities, including Michelle Bachelet, the United Nations High Commissioner for Human Rights.

Gia Miranda, director of the “I do” campaign, said coverage would also include historical chapters of the movement in Costa Rica.

“It gives us so much joy,” Miranda said. “The only thing that could win with this is Costa Rica and in general love.” She said it would help decrease discrimination and make the country more prosperous and attractive to tourists. B

DETAILS: https://theupdates.net/costa-rica-legalises-same-sex-marriage/

PropertiesBuilding Partially Collapsed In Lagos by vegafbs(op): 8:59am On May 26, 2020
A three-storey building located at No. 6 Olonode Street, Ebute Metta in Lagos State, yesterday, partially collapsed without any casualties or any injuries recorded from the incident.

The Lagos State Emergency Management Agency, LASEMA) Response team led by the Director-General/CEO, Dr. Olufemi Oke-Osanyintolu, arrived at the scene of the incident and discovered that the building was old and distressed and that the reinforcement of the building were corroded, resulting in visible cracks on the walls and pillars due to lack of maintenance.

Occupants of the three-storey building were evacuated and the entire building cordoned off to prevent any secondary incident.

Further investigations and integrity tests were carried out by LASEMA and LASBCA and the building was revealed to be completely compromised.

DETAILS: https://theupdates.net/building-partially-collapsed-in-lagos/

Sports‘I Would Love To See It’ - Anthony Joshua Hints At Mike Tyson's Return At 53 by vegafbs(op): 6:09pm On May 25, 2020
Reigning unified undisputed champion, Anthony Joshua favours Mike Tyson making a comeback at 53 years of age.

Joshua said, “This is what we breathe, this is what we are. “And especially someone like ‘Iron’ Mike Tyson, that’s all that man knows.

“So for everyone else, it’s a comeback, but for him, it’s just what he does. He’s a fighter, right?

“He probably just took a little break, but for everybody else it’s like, ‘Oh my God, Mike Tyson’s making a comeback.’

“But for Mike Tyson it’s like, ‘This is what I do, I’m a fighter by nature.’

“If he’s back in the ring, I would love to see it, I would definitely be one of the viewers, that’s for sure. “No matter what anybody has to say about Mike Tyson now, in terms of what he went through when he was fighting and some of the controversies he went through.

Joshua made the submission after Mike Tyson recently teased a potential return to the ring via a training video shared on social media.

DETAILS: https://theupdates.net/i-would-love-to-see-it-anthony-joshua-hints-at-mike-tysons-return-at-53/

PoliticsDemolished Hotel: Owner Challenges Wike; Calls For Fg's Intervention by vegafbs(op): 3:34pm On May 25, 2020
The owner of the recently demolished hotel by the Rivers state government, Needam Gogorobari has raised an alarm over threat to the life of his employee, Dr. Bariledum Azoroh who manages the hotel.

Bariledum Azoroh was placed under a compulsory quarantine as ordered by a state Magistrate court for flouting the government directive.

Recall earlier this month governor Nyesome Wike ordered the demolition of Prodest Hotel for violating the lockdown guidelines.

In a statement made available to The Updates, Gogorobari claimed there is a sinister attempt by the government to declare his employee coronavirus positive to justify their “heinous crime.”

He said, “I have it on good authority, based on intelligent report reaching me today (24th May 2020) that the manager of Prodest Hotel in Eleme, Dr. Bariledum Job Azoroh, who a prisoner of the Rivers State Government has been framed up by an unorthodox hired medical officers recruited by Governor Wike with a report that he has tested positive to COVID-19 whilst in detention with the Rivers State Government.

“The illegal detention facility is in Stadium, Elekahia, Port Harcourt and the Federal Government have since kicked against all forms of illegal detention in Rivers State. The administration of Governor Wike has no regard for the rule of law and feelings for the poor masses.

“You will further recall that the manager was held by Governor Wike and kept in this gangster stadium facility and surreptitiously tried and convicted last week with a fine of N50,000 and to be isolated for 14 days. This is the worst abuse to citizen’s human rights under the Quarantine Act.

“The Rivers State Government and Governor of Rivers State must be held liable for infecting my manager, who is in their custody for over 15 days, with COVID-19. He was a very healthy person before his arrest. It is, therefore, medically impossible that the infection occurred before his detention. “

“It is a known fact that I and the Rivers State Government are at daggers drawn over the demolition of my hotel. It is a bestial act for the same government to convict my manager and now infect him with the novel Coronavirus. It is also known that the objective of the Governor is to kill my manager and his lawyer by conducting some unorthodox medical tracing to the lawyer.

“President Muhammadu Buhari should step in now to stop the rage of the Governor of Rivers State. He should submit Dr Bariledum Job Azoroh to NCDC in Abuja and stop all further acts in this matter. All concerned are by this advice to go into hiding until the President steps in. This situation requires the full implementation of a state of emergency in Rivers State.”

DETAILS: https://theupdates.net/demolished-hotel-owner-challenges-wike-calls-for-fg-intervention/

HealthSharjah Woman Delivers Baby On Her Birthday After Coronavirus Recovery by vegafbs(op): 4:59pm On May 24, 2020
An Indian woman in Sharjah, who recently recovered from coronavirus delivered a healthy baby boy in Ajman’s Thumbay University Hospital on her birthday on May 21.

The Sharjah woman, 32, tested positive for coronavirus days after her husband Sunny was diagnosed with coronavirus.

The Upadates was reliably informed of the plight of the couple last month after they were quarantined in different hotels in Sharjah at the same time.

Right now, they have both recovered from the virus. Sanam, Sunday, from the hospital bed said, “I am relieved. Of late we were so stressed that I couldn’t even get a pregnancy gender test to determine the sex of the child. So there was an element of surprise too.” “I am anaemic and since I also suffered from coronavirus, the risk factors were quite high. The doctors said I won’t be able to endure labour pains so they went for a cesarean delivery. It was slated for May 22 but was rescheduled to an earlier day. By sheer coincidence, it happened to be my birthday,” she added.

Sunny said they went through agonising times in recent weeks. “Now all of that seems a distant memory, the surgery was complicated and lasted more than three hours. Thankfully everything went well,” said the businessman who runs a foodstuff company in the UAE.

A resident of Sharjah’s Al Taawun neighbourhood, Sunny said he first suspected he had been infected when he developed high fever and body ache on March 21.

“I feared passing the infection to my six-year-old son and Sanam who was in her third semester of pregnancy so I immediately isolated myself,” he recalled.

“The alarm bells rang when Sanam also got fever followed by a cough. By now, my condition had also worsened so I got myself tested at a health facility in Al Mizhar. Their lab report confirmed my worst fears – I had coronavirus,” he added. Sunny said he was asked to report to the Preventive Medicine Centre in Sharjah and was then taken to a hotel in an ambulance for quarantine.

“A few days later my wife was quarantined in another hotel a few kilometres away from my own. We used to speak on the phone and try to motivate each other as Sanam waited for her COVID-19 test reports. I got extremely worried when her results came out positive but we remained hopeful and overcame the disease,” he said. “We can’t wait to go home with our little bundle of joy,” he added.

DETAILS: https://theupdates.net/sharjah-woman-deliver-baby-on-her-birthday-after-coronavirus-recovery/

CelebritiesOba Elegushi Celebrates 17th Wedding Anniversary With Wife by vegafbs(op): 4:07pm On May 24, 2020
Oba Saheed Ademola Elegushi, Kusenla 111, is presently in the mood of love celebration as he took to his Instagram page to shower encomium on his first love as they mark the 17th wedding anniversary.

The youthful and popular royal father also shared throwback photos his first queen, Olori Sekinat Aramide from their wedding in 2003 and wrote;

“On the 24th of May 2003, I got married to my darling Queen Sekinat Elegushi making it 17th years today. Which of the favours of Allah shall we deny? (Quran 55 vs 13)”

“17 years ago, when we started this journey, it was with mixed feelings; one, there was love, true love that existed between us; secondly, the anxiety that comes with two young minds deciding to live as one.

From our humble and modest beginning, we’ve come this far and gotten better and proven to the world that ours is an inimitable choice.

Join me in thanking my Olori for all she has been. I thank you for our amazing Angels; I thank you for the peace; I thank you for the love; I thank you for bringing finesse, panache and reverence to this stool and the kingdom; I thank you for your firm belief in our collective dream.

Only you could have started and steered this ship.

I pray Almighty Allah will continue to keep us safe in love, sound in good health and success in all our affairs forever.

Happy Anniversary to us.”


Congrats to Oba Elegushi and his beautiful Olori

DETAILS: https://theupdates.net/oba-elegushi-celebrates-17th-wedding-anniversary-with-wife/

SportsJapanese Tennis Star, Naomi Osaka Becomes Highest-earning Female Athletes by vegafbs(op): 11:40am On May 24, 2020
The Japanese tennis star, Naomi Osaka is now the highest-paid female athlete in history. The 22-year-old two-time grand slam winner amassed her staggering pre-tax total through a combination of prize money and endorsements, raking in $1.4 million more than Williams over the last 12 months.

Serena Williams, a 23-time grand slam champion, has been the highest-paid female athlete for the last four years – earning between $18 million to $29 million.

But Osaka has now broken Maria Sharapova’s previous record for a female athlete which was set in 2015 when she totaled $29.7 million.

The Japanese star famously beat Williams at the US Open in 2018 to claim her maiden major before doubling her haul at the Australian Open the following year.

Her form on the court has fluctuated since then but her global appeal has only increased off it.

Having been born in Japan, Naomi Osaka grew up in the US and has become popular with sponsors, no doubt, Osaka is one of the brightest stars on the WTA Tour.

According to Forbes, she now has 15 endorsement partners and has signed a lucrative apparel deal with Nike.

Osaka ranks 29th in the top 100 highest-paid athletes, ahead of Williams who sits 33rd. Forbes’ full list for 2020 is expected to be published next week.

DETAILS: https://theupdates.net/japanese-tennis-star-naomi-osaka-becomes-highest-earning-female-athletes-in-history/

CelebritiesAfrica Day Benefit Concert: Idris Elba To Host At Home With Burna Boy, Angelique by vegafbs(op): 12:58am On May 22, 2020
Actor and musician, Idris Elba is hosting the concert titled ‘Africa Day Benefit Concert at Home’ through a partnership with music channel, MTV Base Africa, and YouTube. Elba, who was diagnosed with Covid-19 in April says the concert is to “raise funds for those impacted by Covid-19.”

FULL GISTS: https://theupdates.net/africa-day-benefit-concert-idris-elba-to-host-at-home-with-burna-boy-angelique-kidjo/

RomanceRe: Should I Break Up Or Make Up With My Boyfriend? by vegafbs: 12:32am On May 22, 2020
Acmepreneur:
This my guy is not serious at all.

I used to tell myself change is the only permanent thing in life bla bla bla. And I really believe that once you take the right steps, you can be anything you want to be. This made me to be very soft with people.

When I started dating my Boyfriend, I really was not choosy or judgy. I accepted him without a second thought. I'm not the type of lady that actually do all those lady stuff, I'm a very serious person and I don't play games at all.
My BF is very cool, like not bad looking, normal behaviour etc and I like him a lot.

I'm a very ambitious person, with extremely big dreams, my boyfriend is also hard-working, but I'm not seeing any future at all with his career/prospects/life. When I say I'm with big dreams, it means I'm working on discovering (new innovations), planning big business that would compete with top brands, etc. I'm that big in dreams.

My children is also very important to me, I don't plan for their sufferings at all.
I'm an introvert, I find solace in my aspirations, dreams. I have books I work out those formulas (I mean how I would execute my business plans), I research a lot, think a lot, etc

Our fight now

Since day 1, I do tell him to do this and that. I really hate company works, so I would tell him to have savings, and be building something sideways where he works. Also, I wanted him to do Masters, since he said he would love to travel out, he's always saying he hates Nigeria bla bla bla. His dad also wanted him to do Masters, but he's in the crew of Masters is a waste of time, and he can't do Masters in Nigeria bla bla bla

Baby try this business, he would say he doesn't have money, he needs 2 million to start a business etc.

Meanwhile, he doesn't have money to travel out of the country to do Masters, nor 2m to start any business. So I would tell him to manage what he has first, and that would propelled him later, but he likes to talk like illiterates that Masters is meaningless.

Meanwhile, while that is true, those things are just like investment, you don't know when you will see an opportunity to use your Masters certificate, and since he studied computer science, I told him that it can even help him get a job outside Nigeria when he leaves, that it can be useful there. I understand the situation of the country, but not having masters doesn't mean you will get a job as well, so why don't you just have it.

My bf would shut me off, and also his dad, the dad even asked him to take job at the federal university where he works, but my bf said he can't work in that place, this is a federal government job o, he would say the salary is too small and people there already knows him, because his dad is in a big office in the university.

So it won't seem like I'm disturbing him, I went quiet, but might chip it in in discussions, but I don't fight him on those things. He works in a small company, and he rose to the position of a Manager, he spent all his time in office, the little time to waste with his friends. It's a good thing but I'm not comfortable with that, the pay is about 90k, which is not enough for his expenses, also he's the first born.

Fast forward to last year, his dad died, it looks like a film trick to him, he now have to take care of his siblings and mum (mum is nurse, but retired long time ago, her pay is little because it wasn't normal retirement). Everything I was telling him finally came to pass.

He rented an apartment with His friends, he later hated it, and said he wants his own, he went to rent an apartment of 600k (he gathered it from different places and he borrowed), which I really hate and we fought on that as well. Because he could have used the money to secure his life in a better way, since his complain when I told him to start a business is that he doesn't have money bla bla bla

He will not apply for better jobs as well
He's practically doing nothing to grow, and would say he hates Nigeria and he would like to leave, but he can't even apply for scholarships or even google schools.

So this 2020, Jan 1, I started fighting him, that I'm not going to continue with him like that, that he should go apply for MSC, start a business or just do something. He now started saying that he has responsibilities which are his siblings, I told him this is the nonsense, he would do till the year ends, we will fight and later resolve it.

He won't even talk about it, or get reminded, he makes me feel Hus boss is using him. I have told him several times how he would be used and dumped, in fact, he makes me say negatives sometimes, and that's because I have seen people that get dumped while working with companies and they fall back to grass, my mum won't even accept him because he works in a company, small company, not cocacola or big companies. My mum hates company works like shits because we've heard and seen people falling to zero due to company jobs.

The problem
1. He says I'm disturbing his life, and not allowing him to rest

2. I'm not happy with him living that way, with no future, no investment, hes not building himself while working, hes not doing courses, not learning any skills, and I think its too risky.
His current salary is not enough for him, not to talk of me collecting part of it. But he gives me money though, has not been more than 1k, 2k and data subscription which I really appreciate.

3. I can't introduce him to my family because I want him respected. Truth is I don't know what he would say to impress my parents because I'm not even impressed with him. And I want him to be superloved and respected. I believe in first impression would last very long. He has introduced me to his family and all friends

4. He never ask me about my own life, aspirations, advice me etc, I'm always the one to do that. Yesterday he had the gut to tell me I'm not caring because of just two days of not showing care

5. Corona has turned his company outside down and he's highly affected. Just like all what I was telling him finally happened, and he has nothing to fall back at. He has a car,

6. I can't marry him or anyone this way, and I'm getting old, though and I want marriage next year. He said he wants too, but I can't marry him like this. And I don't want to get to late twenties, and he breaks up and I start looking for husband, people would be thinking maybe I have a problem that is why I'm yet to marry, they won't know that its him that caused my delay. Plus I have a very high esteem, so I would hate to be desperate for marriage with a man or be the one to be wanting marriage so much in a relationship

7. Right now, we have temporarily break up, so I'm asking if I should break up or make up? Because he was saying rubbish last night

Note: I'm not a fan of dating and rubbish, I love him very much and I don't want to leave him at all. I don't think there's any man I can date as I do not like dishonesty at all and 95% of men are dishonest. My BF is very honest and good I'm every other aspect
You start is as poor as your finishing...
When you encourage someone, it's different from nagging. All I see here is NAGGING from the beginning to the end, you made me feel you are the best of the relationship and without you he's no more. You even make case for your parents as if you are God who sees both the inside and the outside of the minds grin Orisirisi
You said he doesn't have a dream, is traveling not a dream? If Heaven smiles on his traveling plans will it not overshadow all your plans? Why make it look as if he's got no direction in life

Support his dream if you love him, if you don't and can't support him the choice is yours... I don't think it's wise for anyone to ask you to leave him.
RomanceRe: Should I Break Up Or Make Up With My Boyfriend? by vegafbs: 12:16am On May 22, 2020
Millenniumlady:
Girl this is 2020 and if a man ain't ready to do all you want then boy bye.
Very empty!

Dickheaded entity. Lazy brat that can not read well to understand before typing.
HealthCritical Illness Prevalent In New York Coronavirus Patients - Study by vegafbs(op): 11:16pm On May 21, 2020
According to a study by researchers from Colombia University, and two affiliated NewYork-Presbyterian Hospitals in Manhattan reviewed electronic medical records and lab and radiographic findings of COVID-19 patients in respiratory failure, 257 (22%) of 1, 150 coronavirus adult patients hospitalized in the New York from March 2 through April 1, 2020, were critically ill and 101 (39%) of them died.

This study, yesterday, published in The Lancet shows the most common symptoms of the 257 patients included shortness of breath, fever, cough, muscle pain, and diarrhea. Median time from symptom onset to hospitalization was 5 days; black, Hispanic, and Latino patients sought care later in their illness than white patients. Ninety-four (37%) of the patients were still hospitalized as of Apr 28. The median observation period after hospitalization was 19 days. 

Fifty-nine (62%) were Hispanic or Latino, and 13 (5%) were healthcare personnel. Of the total number, 82% had one or more underlying illness, the most common of which were high blood pressure 162 (63%) and diabetes 92 (36%); 119 (46%) were obese, including 39 (71%) of 55 patients younger than 50 years.

Of the 257 patients, 203 patients (79%) required mechanical ventilation for a median of 18 days, 170 (66%) received vasopressors for low blood pressure, and 79 (31%) needed dialysis. 

The median time to clinical deterioration after hospitalization was 3 days. Using the multivariable Cox model, the authors determined that advanced age, chronic heart disease, chronic lung disease, and elevated levels of inflammatory marker interleukin-6 (IL-6) and the blood clot indicator D-dimer were independently associated with in-hospital death.

The median age was 62 years, and 171 of 257 (67%) were men.

The vast majority of patients (229 of 257 [89%] received antibiotics, and 208 (81%) were prescribed antiviral drugs: 185 (72%) were given hydroxychloroquine, and 23 (9%) received remdesivir. Sixty-eight (26%) patients received corticosteroids, and 44 (17%) were given IL-6 receptor antagonists for inflammation.

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RomanceChristian Sex Videos; What Are Allowable To Watch? by vegafbs(op): 10:37am On May 21, 2020
It must be expressed that sex is divine orchestration, perhaps with some biblical injunctions before you engage in it. Sex is believed to be unarguably the best pleasure on earth. Yet, individual differences and choices influence our actions or inaction when it comes to sex and its escapades (Christian sex videos)

However, there is not a whole lot of available information written on Christian intimacy tips and techniques, and even fewer Christian sex videos. But there are in fact some helpful videos out there. Here are some videos which are allowable and okay for Christians to view.

Educational videos.
Videos that provide education on sex are permitted to view. You can learn a good deal from these types of videos which should explain various aspects of sex practice along with a discussion of diseases, risks, and the importance of intimacy in a committed relationship. You’ll learn more about the female and male body parts which in turn will give a much better understanding on how to please one another successfully.

Instructional Videos.
Now instructional videos are a bit more tricky. Obviously there are some so-called “instructional videos” which border on pornography and you want to avoid those. Instructional vids don’t have to resort to nudity or sex to explain different techniques, positions, and skills that can improve your sex life. Instructional Christian sex videos should get their instruction across in a safe manner using diagrams or other creative means.

Christian Couple Videos.
Some couples have made Christian sex videos describing how they keep their sex life fresh, safe, and exciting. Now once again, this does not have to be X rated, and the true Christian vids will not be overly explicit. Couples will describe their trials and tribulations in keeping their intimacy exciting, fun.... GISTS: https://theupdates.net/christian-sex-videos-what-are-allowable-to-watch/

RomanceSex With An Older And Mature Women Nasty Thoughts But... by vegafbs(op): 8:55am On May 21, 2020
If you’re ever lucky enough to be banging an older woman, you’ll know that it really is a fantastic way to enjoy sex with a mature, confident and willing sex partner. There’s very little a Hot, seductive, highly sexed older woman won’t do. She’ll use her erotic and seductive wiles to tempt you into some titillating sex play… even some that may be taboo!

The Best Sex Education
You’ll have the time of your life and also benefit from getting a deep and dirty ‘hands-on’ education in sexual and intimate relationships. There is simply nothing that compares to practical, physical experience. Remember; an ounce of action (or experience) is worth a tonne of theory.

You’ll learn more in an afternoon of banging an older woman than you ever will by studying any Sex Education manual. In life, nothing is better than ‘just doing it’; nothing is as good as actually learning on the job.

Older Women Love Perverted Fantasies
Mature women who are with a younger man for sex will usually have very few inhibitions or hang-ups about sex and carnal desires. Older women are bursting with kinky fantasies and perverted thoughts about sex and intimate physical contact between people. Better still, a mature woman lover will be more than willing to act out these fantasies for real. Be prepared to participate in some pretty kinky and risqué sexual action.

Be a willing partner for her unusual sexual desires. Don’t refuse to participate in making her fantasies a reality… unless it is dangerous to you or other people. If it’s harmless, with consent, doesn’t involve actual violence and doesn’t jeopardise anyone else… go for it! Enjoy and learn!

Say ‘Yes’ More Than You Say ‘No’
Morals? Hmmm… you have a choice. Yep, you could be on your own, in your own room, watching porn and masturbating furiously… or you can actually get in between the welcoming legs of a real, Hot and willing older woman and enter her warmth. Life is all about choices. Friends, wouldn’t you prefer a hot and sexy mature woman’s soft fingers around your todger rather than your own cold and calloused hand? (Todger: British word = penis)

An older woman’s sex partner will be much more experienced than you and so will have certain things she likes and enjoys. She will be confident in her mental make up for sexual gratification. She’ll be much more open to engaging in provocative, peculiar and even bizarre sex fantasies. Where I’ve been and where you’re going, you’re gonna need a strong stomach and a wild and freaky mind! Friends, we’re *not* talking about a fancy-dress firefighters uniform or dressing up as a nurse or mild spanking!

FULL GISTS: https://theupdates.net/sex-with-an-older-and-mature-women-nasty-thoughts-but/

CelebritiesFans React As DJ Cuppy Makes Subtle Intention To Enter Big Brother Naija by vegafbs(op): 9:25pm On May 20, 2020
The daughter of Nigerian Billionaire and a professional Disc Jockey, Florence Otedola popularly referred to as DJ Cuppy, earlier today took to her official Twitter page to seemingly made her intention known to be a housemate in this 2020 much-anticipated edition of the Big Brother Naija reality TV show.

The tweet came as a rude shock to most of her fans on social media.

The tweet reads;
Cuppy
@cuppymusic
#BBNaija is coming back? Maybe I will finally enter house this Season �

SEE FANS REACTIONS : https://theupdates.net/fans-react-as-dj-cuppy-makes-subtle-intention-to-enter-big-brother-naija/ � � � � �

BusinessRolls-royce To Downsize As Aviation Reels by vegafbs(op): 6:23pm On May 20, 2020
A Derby-based engine maker company, Rolls-Royce, Wednesday, said it plans to cut some 9,000 jobs globally as it grapples with the collapse in air travel due to the COVID-19 pandemic.

The company boasts of 52,000 employees and didn’t clearly state which region of the country would be the worst hit. The company CEO Warren East said most of the cuts will take place in the civil aerospace business, where two-thirds of U.K. employees work. Meanwhile, negotiations are almost set to begin with unions.

He further said, “being told that there is no longer a job for you is a terrible prospect and it is especially hard when all of us take so much pride in working for Rolls-Royce.’’ “But we must make difficult decisions to see our business through these unprecedented times.”

“This is not a crisis of our making. But it is the crisis that we face and we must deal with it,’’ East said. “Our airline customers and air-frame partners are having to adapt and so must we.’’

However, the company immediately came under criticism, since it has furloughed some 4,000 workers under a government program to pay some of the wages of people affected by the crisis. The unions insisted taxpayers deserved a more responsible approach to a national emergency.

DETAILS: https://theupdates.net/rolls-royce-to-downsize-by-9000-jobs-as-aviation-reels/

PoliticsAfrica For Africans: Marcus Garvey's Speech Delivered At Madison Square Garden by vegafbs(op): 10:35pm On May 19, 2020
Marcus Garvey was an inspiration to many; however, he encountered many difficulties in trying to implement his plan of returning Africans to Africa. He was not only fought against by colonialists, but he was fought against by African-Americans. His speech given at Madison Square Garden, regarding Africa for Africans, Egypt for the Egyptians, Asia for the Asians, and Ireland for the Irish was very emotional and soul-stirring to many of African descent.

Marcus Garvey’s plea had a message of liberty for Africans. His message highlighted the point that all men should be free to work for their own salvation. Since other nations were working to achieve theirs, Africans should be allowed to do the same, and they should be given the latitude to create their own cultural heritage. His appeal was to the white world to yield unto Africans a place where they would be able to develop their national freedom; that place being Africa.

His plea was not for Africans to take America from non-Africans, but for those who were not of African descent to return Africa to Africans, and to allow the scattered and abused children of Africa the blessings of returning to their homeland in Africa. He did not believe in any one race having a monopoly on the world since it would be impossible for such a race to govern others and itself.

Garvey felt that no Blackman was good enough to govern whites, and as a result, no white person good enough to govern Blacks. He espoused that the Blackman should have liberty from white oppression. He expressed the thought that other civilizations have failed when they tried to rule others that were not of their own nation. As a result, each should govern its own people and in righteousness, everyone should live and let others live in peace.

He expressed the thought that no one had an exclusives right to rule others and that each nation should be equal to the next. He requested that whites should help the Africans return to Africa. He articulated the fact that America has helped the Jews, Poles, Russians, Germans, and Armenians, and should also help Africans return to Africa, thus making Africa for Africans.

DETAILS: https://theupdates.net/africa-for-africans-marcus-garveys-speech-delivered-at-madison-square-garden/

SportsRe: Roman Abramovich’s £66million Private Jet With Banquet Hall (Pictures) by vegafbs: 7:10pm On May 19, 2020
Righteousness89:
WONDERMENT!
If Things on Earth which could be Destroyed at anytime are this beautiful. Then Imagine How Beautiful Heaven is....

Revelation 21:10-23
10 And he carried me away in the spirit to a great and high mountain, and shewed me that great city, the holy Jerusalem, descending out of heaven from God,
11 Having the glory of God: and her light was like unto a stone most precious, even like a jasper stone, clear as crystal;
12 And had a wall great and high, and had twelve gates, and at the gates twelve angels, and names written thereon, which are the names of the twelve tribes of the children of Israel:
13 On the east three gates; on the north three gates; on the south three gates; and on the west three gates.
14 And the wall of the city had twelve foundations, and in them the names of the twelve apostles of the Lamb.
15 And he that talked with me had a golden reed to measure the city, and the gates thereof, and the wall thereof.
16 And the city lieth foursquare, and the length is as large as the breadth: and he measured the city with the reed, twelve thousand furlongs. The length and the breadth and the height of it are equal.
17 And he measured the wall thereof, an hundred and forty and four cubits, according to the measure of a man, that is, of the angel.
18 And the building of the wall of it was of jasper: and the city was pure gold, like unto clear glass.
19 And the foundations of the wall of the city were garnished with all manner of precious stones. The first foundation was jasper; the second, sapphire; the third, a chalcedony; the fourth, an emerald;
20 The fifth, sardonyx; the sixth, sardius; the seventh, chrysolyte; the eighth, beryl; the ninth, a topaz; the tenth, a chrysoprasus; the eleventh, a jacinth; the twelfth, an amethyst.
21 And the twelve gates were twelve pearls: every several gate was of one pearl: and the street of the city was pure gold, as it were transparent glass.
22 And I saw no temple therein: for the Lord God Almighty and the Lamb are the temple of it.
23 And the city had no need of the sun, neither of the moon, to shine in it: for the glory of God did lighten it, and the Lamb is the light thereof.


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So you wrote all this because of Abrahamovich's wealth? Poverty is indeed a disease, I swear
CrimeDRUG: Myanmar Police Make Asia’s Biggest Bust In Decades by vegafbs(op): 7:08pm On May 19, 2020
The Myanmar police, Monday, made seizures of nearly 200 million methamphetamine tablets, more than 500 kilograms of crystal methamphetamine, and 35.5 metric tons and 163,000 thousand liters of precursor chemicals used to manufacture illicit drugs, Myanmar authorities and the UNODC said in a joint statement to The Updates.

The regional coordinator for the United Nations Office of Drugs and Crime, UNODC, Jeremy Douglas, said the scale of the seizure was “truly off-the-charts.”

This is a result of a three-month operation that centered around Lwe Kham village in Kutkhai Township in Myanmar’s northeast Shan state, thirty-three suspects were, however, arrested.

They also seized nearly 3,750 liters (990 gallons) of liquid methylfentanyl, which is used to make a powerful synthetic opioid like fentanyl. It is believed to be the first time authorities have discovered such a massive amount of fentanyl or one of its analogues in Southeast Asia.

The region has so far been spared an opioid crisis like that in the United States, but experts have warned that drug producers in Asia may eventually chose to supply those who use opiate drugs like heroin with synthetic opioids, which are made to mimic the chemical structure of poppy-based drugs. Their potency means it is easier to overdose on synthetic opiods, especially if drug users do not know what they’re consuming. A trio of overdoses in Bangkok in September were believed to be the first indications that fentanyl had shown up in the Thai capital’s heroin supply. One of the users who witnessed the overdose admitted to The Updates the group thought they were taking heroin, not fentanyl.

Douglas said that the amount of methylfentanyl precursor seized could have been used to produce a batch of synthetic opioids large enough to replace the region’s heroin production for a year.

“This may be the moment we have feared – synthetic opioids are in the region in a big way,” he said. Asia’s methamphetamine boom is one of the world’s biggest drug crises. It’s being fueled by major criminal syndicates who in recent years moved away from plant-based drugs like heroin – which need space and are dependent on weather – to cheaper and easy-to-make synthetics like methamphetamine.

They’ve also been able to operate with relatively little interference from police by moving production into the Golden Triangle, the border area where Thailand, Laos and Myanmar meet. The Golden Triangle was for years the world’s biggest heroin-producing region, and today it is still notorious for its lawlessness — especially on the Myanmar side, which is in some parts governed by local militias and warlords.

The result has been an unprecedented boom in the synthetic drug trade. The methamphetamine market in East and Southeast Asia alone is worth as much as $61.4 billion a year, the UNODC said in a report released Friday.

The market is so strong that even the novel coronavirus outbreak appears to have done little to impact synthetic drug production and trade.

DETAILS: https://theupdates.net/drug-myanmar-police-make-asias-biggest-bust-in-decades/

RomanceLADIES: Money Doesn’t Make A Suitor Suitable - Reno by vegafbs(op): 8:36am On May 19, 2020
Notable critic and social media commentator, Monday, Reno Omokri took to his official Twitter handle to drop a hint for the ladies out there, saying, material things a suitor gives you should not blind you to the warning signs about his attitude.

Omokri is known for making some statements about national issues, however, this time, he’s doing a relationship talk; advising ladies that money doesn’t make a suitor suitable.

He wrote via Twitter: https://theupdates.net/ladies-money-doesnt-make-a-suitor-suitable-reno-omokri/

EducationBlack Mother And Daughter Graduate With Medical Degrees (photos) by vegafbs(op): 3:05pm On May 18, 2020
A woman identified as Dr. Cynthia Kudji and her daughter, Dr. Jasmine Kudji, have both graduated with medical degrees in Louisiana, United States.

DETAILS: https://theupdates.net/black-mother-and-daughter-graduate-with-medical-degrees-photos/

CelebritiesBbnaija Teddy A: Funke Akindele Says "Hi Lof Him PERIOD," Fan Reacts by vegafbs(op): 10:33pm On May 17, 2020
In what took the social media by storm, veteran Nigerian actress and mother of twins, Funke Akindele popularly referred to as “Jenifa” raised eyebrows when she took to her Instagram page to share photos of herself and former BBN housemate, Teddy A with the caption “Hi lof him PERIOD.”

DETAILS: https://theupdates.net/bbnaija-teddy-a-funke-akindele-says-hi-lof-him-period-fan-reacts/

HealthDubai: Residents To Have COVID-19 Tests In The Comfort Of Their Home by vegafbs(op): 8:40pm On May 17, 2020
Residents of Sharjah and by extension Dubai can now have COVID-19 nasal swab tests done in the comfort of their own home after an initiative was launched last week for the first time in the UAE by Avivo health group.

Dr. Atul Aundhekar, CEO of the group said, “We offer the Reverse Transcriptase Polyemrase Chain Reaction (rTPCR) test at home. This COVID-19 test is the gold standard diagnostic tool for coronavirus. We have a home car division and are licenced to send health care workers home on call. Many people are scared to venture out, including the elderly, those with children and determined people, for them it could be cumbersome to drive to a test center.”

Charges are Dh400 per person and if there are large group bookings, say to workers accommodation or workplaces, discounts are offered.

Results come back in 24 hours.

DETAILS: https://theupdates.net/dubai-residents-to-have-covid-19-tests-in-the-comfort-of-their-home/

SportsTottenham's Son Completes Military Training With Flying Colors; Receives Pilsung by vegafbs(op): 5:55pm On May 16, 2020
Tottenham Hotspurs’ forward, Son Heung-min scored 10 out of 10 on the shooting range as he finished the three-week program top of all 157 trainees and was one of five to receive Pilsung prize at the graduation ceremony, according to Korea’s Yonhap News Agency.

The 27-year-old, who also captains his national team, avoided military conscription in 2018 after winning the Asian Games with South Korea, but exempt athletes are still required by law to undertake four weeks of national service, or three weeks with the Marine Corps.

“He received the ‘Pilsung’ prize which is one of five types of awards for best performers,” a Marine Corps officer told Yonhap. “All the courses were judged in a fair and strict manner, and his military training officers have said he went through the training faithfully.”

Pilsung means ‘certain victory,’ something which has eluded Tottenham this season.

After reaching the Champions League final last season, Spurs sacked manager Mauricio Pochettino. However, his successor Jose Mourinho has yet to revive Spurs’ fortunes with the club eighth in the Premier League and out of the Champions League.

Son’s three-week program with the Marine Corps, which started on April 20, included bayonet skills, chemical, biological and radiological training, individual battle skills and first aid training, Yonhap says.

DETAILS: https://theupdates.net/tottenham-son-completes-military-training-with-flying-colors-receives-pilsung/

HealthCOVID-19: UAE Sends Aid To Mali, Niger And Sierra Leone by vegafbs(op): 11:23pm On May 15, 2020
The United Arab Emirates, UAE, has sent aid planes to Sierra Leone, Niger and Mali on Sunday to boost their efforts to fight against the spread of coronavirus.

Seven metric tonnes of aids were sent to Sierra Leona to help 7,000 medical professionals, while a further six metric tonnes were sent to both Niger and Mali each, to help 6,000 medical professionals in both countries.

Omar Al Meheiri, Charge d’Affaires of the UAE Embassy in Senegal, said, “The UAE is committed to assisting its partners throughout Africa in their relentless fight against COVID-19. Today’s provision of aid will boost medical professionals’ ability to combat this virus with the necessary protection and equipment to ensure their safety.”

Amer Al Menhali, Charge d’Affaires of the UAE Embassy in Chad, said, “Aid to Niger comes as part of the UAE’s efforts to ensure that medical professionals throughout Africa, especially those in the Sahel region, have access to the necessary personal protective equipment to enable their critical work on the frontlines of fighting COVID-19.”

DETAILS: https://theupdates.net/covid-19-uae-sends-aid-to-mali-niger-and-sierra-leone/

PoliticsLagos Assembly To Sanwo-olu: Account For Coronavirus Donations by vegafbs(op): 10:27pm On May 15, 2020
The Lagos State House of Assembly has challenged His Excellency Babajide Sanwo-Olu to account for expenses incurred from donations received in the fight against coronavirus.

At the plenary presided over by Assembly Speaker, Hon. Mudashiru Obasa, the House asked Sanwo-Olu to introduce a co-chairman from the executive arm to represent the state’s COVID-19 Incident Commander before the parliament.

“We must do what is right. The law says the executive will come forward to give account on what they have expended,” Obasa said.

DETAILS: https://theupdates.net/lagos-assembly-to-sanwo-olu-account-for-coronavirus-donations/

CrimeExecutive Gov't: N4bn Discovered Inside 'secret' Ondo Government Account by vegafbs(op): 4:07pm On May 14, 2020
A whooping sum of N4.3bn stashed in a ‘secret’ Zenith Bank account belonging to the Ondo State Government has been uncovered in Ondo state.

In a finding by Sahara Reporters, the money is said to have been kept in the account for over 10 years, generating interest until it was uncovered during auditing of the state accounts recently.

It was gathered that the bank account was active during the administration of a former governor, Olusegun Mimiko.

However, details of transactions carried out on the Ondo Government Account remained sketchy at the time of this report.

In an exclusive chat with a lawmaker in the state, the discovery of the account is true, noting that the fund in it was lodged without due process, thereby raising some suspicions of corruption by some government officials.

The lawmaker disclosed that the money was discovered through the efforts of the Commissioner for Finance in the state, Mr. Wale Akinterinwa.

He said, “We have learnt that the money had been kept in that account for over 10 years and was recently discovered due to auditing carried out on bank accounts belonging to the government.

“The most suspicious of it all was that this particular money was lodged in the bank account without following due process.

“And of particular interest to us is about the authorisation of this account or who and who are the signatories to it.

“We all want to know when the account was opened and what has also been the interest rate accurable to government since then.”

DETAILS: https://theupdates.net/executive-govt-n4bn-discovered-inside-secret-ondo-government-account-lawmakers-demand-explanation/

PoliticsBREAKING: Oyo Commissioner, Rt. Hon Kehinde, Is Dead by vegafbs(op): 3:41pm On May 14, 2020
The death has been announced of Rt Hon. Kehinde, the Oyo state government Commissioner for Environment.

According to a statement by the Ministry, the outspoken commissioner died Thursday.

Rt. Hon. Kehinde was at a time the Speaker of Oyo State House of Assembly.

Details shortly…

SOURCE: https://theupdates.net/breaking-oyo-commissioner-rt-hon-kehinde-is-dead/

PoliticsRe: Shekau Weeps In New Audio, Seeks Protection Against Nigerian Soldiers' Firepower by vegafbs: 4:17pm On May 12, 2020
President Muhammadu Buhari has announced the appointment of Prof. Ibrahim Agboola Gambari as the new Chief of Staff.

The new Chief of Staff hails from Kwara state.

Gambari was the Minister of External Affairs between 1984 and 1985.

https://theupdates.net/breaking-gambari-replaces-abba/

PoliticsRe: Buhari Appoints Ibrahim Agboola Gambari As New Chief of Staff by vegafbs: 4:03pm On May 12, 2020
President Muhammadu Buhari has announced the appointment of Prof. Ibrahim Agboola Gambari as the new Chief of Staff.

The new Chief of Staff hails from Kwara state.

Gambari was the Minister of External Affairs between 1984 and 1985.

https://theupdates.net/breaking-gambari-replaces-abba/

Foreign AffairsNOVEMBER 2020: Biden, Trump Each Top $60 Million As Fundraising Slows by vegafbs(op): 1:11pm On May 12, 2020
Biden, the presumptive Democratic nominee, and the DNC raised $60.5 million, the former vice president told supporters in a fundraising email. His campaign raised $43.5 million, while the DNC raised $17 million.

Trump's campaign said it and the Republican National Committee had raised $61.7 million over the month. It did not release a breakdown of how much each committee had raised.

Less than six months from the November 2020 election, Trump is off to a massive financial head start: His campaign and the RNC said they ended April with $255 million in the bank.

The Democrats did not release cash-on-hand figures Monday. Biden ended March with $26.4 million remaining in his campaign account.

The April numbers for both candidates reflect a slowdown in fundraising amid the pandemic, with the candidates unable to hold the sorts of big-dollar donor events that presidential campaigns would typically include.

The former vice president became the presumptive Democratic nominee to take on Trump when his last primary rival, Vermont Sen. Bernie Sanders, dropped out of the race on April 8.

Biden and the DNC in late April announced a joint fundraising agreement that allows major donors to give $360,600 to the Biden Victory Fund -- a dramatic increase over the $2,800 maximum contribution to an individual candidate for the general election.

Monday's totals don't include money raised at the end of April by the joint committee, which reports its fundraising quarterly rather than monthly, a DNC spokesperson said.

https://theupdates.net/november-2020-biden-trump-each-top-60-million-as-fundraising-slows-in-april/

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