₦airaland Forum

TonyeBarcanista:
If these are the 36 Holy Men that Buhari want to present to Nigerians as ministers then Buhari has once again proven that he isn't only clueless but his government is worthless and very miserable. I will however exercise patience to see the full list when official. May Nigeria not degrade into a state of comatose under Buhari.

That's your opinion Mr, and you can, for all I care, keep it to yourself. Stupid FFK
Following your destructive ideology of see evil, think evil, speak evil and ultimately being evil, I expect nothing less of evil from you. However, given your long spell in power, we saw nothing you did but evil. Shut the hell up!

Vello:
Thanks. It's 08036792701

I've not heard from you.

aspabay:
When you think you have heard the last from this couple.
GEJ, disgracing himself and his PhD since 1999

Imagine! How can statement as base, bland and unintellectual be credited to a whole expresident. I could deny my nationality were this dullard still Nigeria President. Shame!

Durts:
Those that are been delivered and are still around are up to 9. Send your phone no. I'll get back to you via msg

Thanks. It's 08036792701

hinwazaka:
PMB is the leader of APC, which is the rival party to the PDP, so how do you expect them to display the portrait of the leader a rival party. The big question is did the APC ever display GEJ's portrait while the PDP were in power

Is PSP and its members not part and parcel of Nigeria? Pdp just displayed their empty knowledge of what politics and its mechanism is all about. Buhari is Nigeria President elected on the mandate of majority of Nigeria and pdp is a Nigerian polical party. How is pdp denial define Democracy?
You asked if APC ever displayed gej's portrait in their Secretariat. Why don't you ask pdp or Metuh. He only asked us Nigerians the 'if'question and didn't tell us anything. Read the post again.

OrlandoOwoh:
The portrait will be reminding them of anti-corruption and would cause unease to them.

3 gbosas for you for this comment. So on point! God bless your patriotism, omo Iya.

Durts:
No stories. Do you believed in god that does His wonders in a minute. So many wonderful experiences that i myself could not even explain how it happened, we care but god truly cures, even the so called "MAD" men and women were been healed by laying hand upon.God is still desame like off olds, if you want a likely testimonies i may lead you to the alter of these man of god a prof' and you shall never be desame just like orders

I'll need your help bro. How can we talk? Need I send my number or email? It's urgent pls. You can also let's know what terms and conditions there are.

Babalawoo:
An NMA Executive

"Epidemic Blindness" or 'Blindness Epidemic'. The latter is more like it.

kstadaura:
Can you marry a lady that is more educated,richer than you?. or she is working and you are unemployed?

Is she going to be loyal in the long run?

As long as she acknowledges and accords me my place and love, I see no reason not to.
As regards being loyal, it's her call but I better not find out.

tonychristopher:
when they say common sense is not common afterall it is in you that I have seen how truthful that statement is

Are you satisfied and happy? Ignorance is bliss.

chronique:
So,I have to be a refugee to know what goes on at the IDP camp? Damn it! Your stupidity is a rare type. Whatever happened to the word "news"? You better crawl back into the cave you came out from. You can't even ask intelligent questions;why should I dignify you with a response?

Provide your news source(s) or shut the hell up.

chronique:
You just succeeded in describing yourself. The report didn't say the foodstuffs were abandoned. It stated that they were seized from the insurgents who had robbed traders and fishermen of their goods,and were likely going to sell it off at ridiculous prices to raise money to fund their stupidity. It's one thing to donate it to the IDP camps,and have them tested to know if they are suitable for consuption. In a camp where they give them coloured water without any piece of meat or fish,it would have been helpful to them if found suitable for consumption. I don't expect you to know that anyways,cos common sense is actually not common. Morons like you only think with one part of your brain. Now,let me show you how stupid you are,and why you need to refund the school fees your parents spent on you,with adequate interest to compensiate them for wasting their hard earned resources on you.

In qualitative techniques,there's what they call decision theory which entails that you look at all possible options,conduct a test on all to see which of them is suitable,identify and select the best possible alternative,and make a decision. That's the angle from where I have made my comment. The foodstuffs would obviously be tested to see if it's suitable for consumption,before being approved for the IDP. But you on the other hand,have already concluded that it is bad for them to be given to the IDP even without thinking about if it could come in handy for these people. That's because you have a faulty thinking faculty that sees issues from only one angle. That's the one-way approach(the zombie mentality). From my analogy,any right thinking person can clearly see and tell between us,who's had a better education in life. God forbid that I lose my brains and become mentally challenged,I'd still be a million miles more intelligent that you'd ever be.

Then I take it you're a refugee aka IDP or I see no reason you could know about coloured water and no protein stuffs. Regardless, I challenge you to mention your achievements in public administration and strategic policies before I should honour your stupidity with a reply.
I yet sustain it that you're a disgrace to your Alma mater should you fail to substantiate your seriously decapitated points with proof of knowledge in administration.
Most of you mofos on this forum are so myopic and beyond redemption in your hatred for good news in this country as well as your covenant with poverty and wretchedness it takes one much emotional strength to not smash ones phone on the wall.

tonychristopher:
do you know one of the main laws of nature ?

it is self preservation

Guy, your dullness pass gej and sambo combined. What has state of nature got to do with romancing with terrorists?

sinkhole:
The bokos intended to sell those food items(according to tue report) if they had poisoned fraction of it at random then they would have sold, mistakenly, that fraction to the public, unfortunately we have never heard a report that people died after consuming foods they bought from the bokos! As for testing method, there are several scientific sampling methods avalaible!

What hole did you sink into? From your uninformed and stinking view point, I'm certain it's a pit toilet. Keep up your sunshineless existence in your shithole. Bloody illiterate!

chronique:
I was about saying same thing. Why do we always have morons at the helm of affairs in Nigeria?

"morons" huh? Look inwards. You are simply referring to yourself as Chief of morons. A situation as simple as this and your brain (if you have any) could not process the implications. WTF? Who educated a slowpoke like you? Shame on you and whatever school you claim you attended.

tonychristopher:
what is wrong with Nigerian army and their crude method of fighting


why can't they give that food to the idp and Muslim urchins in north

And would you readily accept such food knowing it came from terrorists? Not to mention that they killed your father, mother, brother, sister, son, daughter, uncle, aunt, infact, your entire generation? Would you say it is food after all. This is Nigeria boy, not Cotonuo or Sudan or Liberia. We don't appreciate terrorists and their loot is better not discovered.

nikkiking:
To me destroying the food makes no sense, either the food is spoilt.

Why destroy it when there are thousands of people in need of it.....

This govt self .

What would you say if given to IDP and there are casualties thereafter due to poison. Would those cutthroats leave that volume of food behind with good will.
Think before you post please.
Moreover, proceeds from terrorists is not good enough for animals talkless of humans.

winterfell007:
Buhari is definitely destroying the institutions that PDP built over the years. DSS is agency empowered by law to root out terrorist activitives within the country. to ransack a State Government House without a warrant from a competent court, speaks low of Buhari's adminstration. this is clearly witch-hunting. GEJ did his every best to stregthen instituions such as: INEC, NSCDC and other agencies.

I'm certain you sent this from your bed in Yaba left. How's your fool's paradise today? Hope doctors have done their evening ward round? Remind them to tie you to your bed securely for the safety of other patients. I'll be pray for your quick recovery.

subterfuge:
Sorry for DSS and Mr DAURA.
YOY CAN NEVER NEVER CATCH AKPABIO.
THE MAN WISE PASS DSS AND CIA PLUS KGB.
AKPABIO CLEANS HIS TRACKS AS HE IS MOVING.
AKPABIO TRAINED JONATHAN, BUT JONATHAN BEING TOO DULL COULD NOT LEARN FAST

And how much benefit has accrued to you and your miserable generation given this slavish praise singing of people that ruined your generation and your unborn ones. Are you so cursed with slavery you can't even determine what is your obligation to your country, family and generation?

I hereby move for the adoption of a motion that this uncelebrated celebrity boring news be moved to 'bizarre' news.
Anyone to second the motion?

This uncelebrated celebrity is beginning to bore me with her endless truancy at the home front. Imagine exposing your marital life to be judged, condemned, disparaged and abused continuously just because of your immaturity and evil temperament! Absolute trash

You need to be evaluated upstairs. What in God's name is funny in that piece of news. We're those beaten your own people, would you say its funny?

klincity:
i think you need Deliverance.

As I believe you're a sick mega idiot.

koboko69:
In other words...No law was actually broken.

It is evident that Buhari is ready to clean up the mess he met....by appointing credible people in the highest revenue generating government agencies.

The only people that have problems with this appointments are the wailing wailers. ...they will rather see Buhari fail rather than Nigeria moving forward....forgetting that if Buhari fails, Nigerians like them are the biggest loosers.

PDP's style of opposition: Take credit for the good things in the first 100 days.....pass the Shitty ones to APC as their fault . How best can one be a wailing clown


Lasticlala

Oh how I love this!!! God bless your soul my brother.

Nigerian politicians would often preach unity and beg
Nigerians to keep a united front against all odds but at the same time, we witess on the daily basis how
divided we still are, because the same politicians accuse
each other of scheming and injustice, further
antagonizing us.
I remember my service year in the NYSC in
Owerri, Imo State. We went to the market one day to buy
some tomatoes to prepare soup. There, we discovered
that price of tomatoes had suddenly jumped up. We
enquired why and were told that it was as a result of the
then-crises in Jos, Plateau State.
“This incident shows how dependent the rest of Nigeria
is to the food supply from the North. Some of us from
the South have been brainwashed into thinking that the
South actually feeds the rest of Nigeria, and the North
cannot survive without 'oyel' money. Our leaders in the
South, who are predominantly Christians, have made us
believe that the North, which is predominantly Muslim,
has an issue with a Christian being the President of this
country. Hence, the mentality of ‘born to rule’.

“Earlier this year, I had a stop in Okene, Kogi State, on
my way to Benin, Edo State. Standing close to the main
road for about an hour, I had counted more than 50
trucks, each of them either loaded with fruits and
vegetables, yams, bags of beans, rice, maize, and other
food stuffs being conveyed from the Northern part of
Nigeria to the South-East and South-South. Our leaders from the South should stop deceiving us by hiding the truth and should be patriotic enough to tell the young generation that we need one another.
A number of leaders from the South said that
President Jonathan does not need votes from the North
to win his re-election in 2015. Instead of playing politics
based on issues and appealing to our Northern brothers
and sisters to vote for Jonathan again, our Southern
politicians have to playing politics of hate,
bitterness and segregation. An average Southern youth
believes that the North hates former President Jonathan. Even
some of the Northerners serving in the Presidency are
gave us that false impression just to gain the ‘trust’ of
Mr. President. Our leaders should stop dividing
Nigeria and tell their people the truth. If Northerners hate
the South, as some of the leaders claim, then how come
more than 8 million Northerners voted for the emergence
of President Jonathan in 2011.
“One of the prominent politicians from the South-South said the North and, of course Muslims, have
ruled this country for over 40 years. This is what they
are brainwashing their youths with. I wonder if military
incursions should be regarded as part of conventional
rulership. Our people in the South should be educated
that Northern Muslims have no hatred against the South,
or Christians in general. General Aguiyi-Ironsi was a
Southern Christian who ruled the Country for about 6
months. General Yakubu Gowon is a Northern Christian
who ruled for about 9 years. Chief Ernest Shonekan was
a Southern Christian who ruled on the interim for about 3
months. Chief Olusegun Obasanjo is a Southern Christian
who ruled for another 8 years. President Goodluck
Jonathan is another Southern Christian who ruled
Nigeria for 6years.
“President Jonathan is not the first Christian to rule this
country. This is why our dear Southern politicians should
stop dividing Nigeria by promoting politics of hate,
bitterness, acrimony and religion. Canvassing votes is a
matter of persuasion and not force. Stop dividing Nigeria
just for the purpose of elections and resource control.
We are all brothers: North, West, East and South,
Christians or Muslims. We are all Nigerians in the first
place. We all depend on each other. No region or part of
this country can survive alone, and no part of this nation
is superior to the other. Politicians have divided us
enough. It is time for us to come together and remain united against the political vultures in the name of politicians.

PROVACATEUR:
What is this one saying? Who is talking about share price here?

Shouldn't you just pretend you didn't see my comment and pass on since what I said is beyond your comprehension? Those who can relate to what I wrote have done so and moved on but you must sha display your deficiency from the home front.
I'm not provoked though miss provocateur.

To all Nairalanders, a copy of PUNCH NEWSPAPER will be most revealing than so called Jobberman which for all I care is an affiliate of inFidelity Bank. Consult the SHARES table, it's glaring this so called best bank is indeed the worst. Last time I checked, Wema Bank which is a regional bank has the lowest share price standing at 0.85k or thereabout. Following bumper to is this bank called Fidelity with 1.16 or 1.61(I'm not too certain). This is where GTBank stands proud at 25.50k and ECOBank next with 22.25k.
Also, I personally know of a staff that ran away to UBA when he had the opportunity. Some of their staff today begs me to help them get a job on the ground of horrible working condition.
Finally, the 600 staff laid off recently is a testament of one of the telltale of a distressed institution.
Be wise Nigerians!

fizho:
Fidelity rocks

inFIDELITY sucks. I bank with them and my experience is nothing but hellish!!! Infact, My entire staff are seriously cheated on monthly basis. What justfication has this evil bank got to deduct sometimes up to 80% of your salary for loan servicing?
Fucking fraudsters of a bank misnamed.

andyanders:
Exactly. Kettle calling pot black.

Who does not know ORUBEBE as a complete Motor Park miscreant who almost plunged this country into a civil war by abusing Prof. Jega during the announcement of the results? If I am his children, which I am proud not to have been, I should be ashamed of he Orubebe as a father, who is mentally sick and needs help.

Though Oshomole talks too much lately of which I have come to dislike his person, Orubebe should be ashamed of himself because yet an unborn child of this great nation must come to know ORUBEBE the F0000L

andyanders:
[b]Exactly. Kettle calling pot black.

Who does not know ORUBEBE as a complete Motor Park miscreant who almost plunged this country into a civil war by abusing Prof. Jega during the announcement of the results? If I am his children, which I am proud not to have been, I should be ashamed of he Orubebe as a father, who is mentally sick and needs help.

Though Oshomole talks too much lately of which I have come to dislike his person, Orubebe should be ashamed of himself because yet an unborn child of this great nation must come to know ORUBEBE the F0000L

[/b]

andyanders:
Exactly. Kettle calling pot black.

Who does not know ORUBEBE as a complete Motor Park miscreant who almost plunged this country into a civil war by abusing Prof. Jega during the announcement of the results? If I am his children, which I am proud not to have been, I should be ashamed of he Orubebe as a father, who is mentally sick and needs help.

Though Oshomole talks too much lately of which I have come to dislike his person, Orubebe should be ashamed of himself because yet an unborn child of this great nation must come to know ORUBEBE the F0000L

The quote "Though Oshiomole talks too much lately of which I have come to dislike his person... " is the only part I beg to differ in your thoughtful submission. Don't you think we're too quiet in this Country. Evil men reigns where good men choose the part of silence. I indeed believe that where the likes of orubebe is concerned, we must war so we can live in peace. Americans are very vocal when it comes to their political lives but to Nigerians, it's "don't mind them, God will catch them... ". This is why we are still where we are today.
Let's add our voices to Oshiomole's and few good ones out there and send these evil incurable sick individuals into oblivion. Thanks

dayo23:
http://www.vanguardngr.com/2015/08/you-are-a-garage-boy-orubebe-attacks-oshiomhole-again/

Imagine a renowned international and even Wikipedia acclaimed original area father aka jonaTOUT labeling Oshiomole a garage boy. What then is fayose and yourself?
The Jegaquine definitely did not work enough sir. My modest guess is 'it runs in the family'.
Talk of a national shameless villain.

PROVACATEUR:
Who takes SR serious

I do. And with all the right reasons too. Give one cogent reason SR shouldn't be taken serious.

thekingsmen:

This one na dodge buhari and co wan dodge....Buhari we dare you...... probe Jonathan government alone and see what will happen

Give us a clue from your Jonathan induced clueless what will happen. You bunch of heartless but toothless barking dogs. I dare you, tell us what you'll do.