finest82:
Am looking to buy a car next week. Please I need your experienced and professional suggestions.
Thank you

This, i believe is good. It befits the present economy

Jabioro:
I don't know much in Kogi. Okenne and some few popular area.. along my when traveling..

I'm not from kogi either.
Okene, is along Lokoja/Abuja road.
Ankpa, is linking up with Enugu state.

Jabioro:
Which state and area..? it is on worst stage like.. this haba!

Ankpa, kogi.

Jabioro:
Why I am asking is because in Lagos here is not as bad as you presented

Not everyone is in Lagos.
For instance, foreign rice was banned so we can feed on our local rice. Wen we have foreign rice, a plate of rice is 150+meat.. Now, local rice goes for 250 without meat. So? Isn't dat a negative change?

adem30:


OP you are a shameless liar.

just look at your spoon, this definitely shows that you made this rice yourself, and foolishly used that spoon to put stew on the rice.

Are you trying to tell us that the they use the same spoon you will use to eat to put the stew at the restaurant?

One day, u will find urself in zamafar, when u're served food with ur soup inside a small cup, u will know the country u're in.. Did i say it was a 12 star hotel?

Jabioro:
Which state are you yawning from?

From one of the local govt., in a local state, based in a local country & situated in a local continent.

Guestlander:
The spoon looks like you used it to scoop the sauce yourself.
Did you make this story up?

Nope.. Not at all.
U knw hw our local restaurants can be. Mostly evening times like dis.

In Kuro's voice, ''where the money, where the food''

I think the change is here. And to some of us, it just dawn on us that we've gotten the change.
After work, man decided to enter a ''Buka'' to quell his hunger. Ordered for a plate of rice, i was told it's #250.. To worsen the matter, it was without meat and also ''Local rice''
No money in the land, and with the little money, no food too.
#whichway9ja

Lalasticlala, abeg, help me garnish this food with a piece of those ur snake meats

wahles:
Fp# but u knw she could actually run a modern day bakery

You think say she done hammer reach dat extent?

whizraymond:
wallahi that is what its always show,you can also try,write without giving it space!

Like; Igbo?

whizraymond:
Pls help,if i write FLAT HEAD in my comments,it always shows IGBO,this is the second time.

Flat head

Lukmann1:
Can they please scrapped this useless program for a senseable show.

Not at this stage

paramakina202:
Buhari is the father of corruption and the only president in the whole wide world without certificate...FACT!

Is there a ''whole narrow world?''

jesusson22:
This couple's lovely pre-wedding photos have got people talking, just because of the size of the pretty bride-to-be, Betty...
#BETREX



http://www.thisisnaija.com/2017/03/the-hips-on-this-lady-in-these-pre.html?m=1

''A single mistake can destroy the greatness of a man''

They were looking good until they put on that Arsenal jersey..

jesusson22:
The Benue State-born firefighter, who goes by the Instagram name Dooshima has advised Nigerian motorists to always give way to fire trucks because it could be their house on fire.

Read below:
"Next time you see our fire truck and don't pull over... just remember it could be your house or your loved one's house that's on fire. Always respect the fire siren Would you want me to rescue or practice our (CPR) skills on you?"


http://www.thisisnaija.com/2017/03/this-sexy-nigerian-female-firefighter.html?m=1

She's got to be hot due to the heat from the fire

ShawttySoFyne:
One question
Do people get paid for being ftc?

They get airtime what of #500.
They get to open a thread which will be teleported to FP.
They get to become a mod after being ''FTC'' for 20x.
And they get to dine with Lala, with a plate of snake pepper soup and zobo/kunu.

tuscani:
Once had that experience on air France.all the way from Abuja to Paris, oh boy that was the worse 5 hours plus I have ever experienced.

Wow! You don't mean it. So you were aboard that flight too? The experience was so terrible i had to wake up

softwerk:
Thank God for the safe landing!

'Air Peace' please don't fly in bad weather

I once had a similar experience with Arik, Lagos to Abuja (It wasnt funny at all)!

Wow! U don't mean it...
So you were aboard that flight too?
The experience was so terrible i had to wake up

uckennety:

If u don't bring buhari den ur liar mohammed

Haven't i done as i promised? Check well, you'll see that i've brought him back

FromZeroToHero:
I guess you are already on your way to london.

You can see that i always keep my word.
I've brought him back.

It has been a long wait. Inspite of all the rumours, we're happy to welcome our president back. Welcome home, PMB. (No place like home)

Feel free to add yours.
And enjoy the weekend..

Lalasticlala, seun, mynd44..
Do something..

and the ladies be like, baba, anything for your girls?

Mr. P's face, when he thinks nigerians now favors osibanjo

Buhari be like, those of you wishing me death..

A lady at the airport be like, presidential selfie..

Osinbanjo be like, baba, i tried pusing 9ja out of recession

And Mr.P be like, is that what i told you to do?

Buhari be like, osibanjo, i heard how you throw dollars around.. (I hope it's still over #430?)

Some nigerians still feels....

Osibanjo be like no, we have rebranded.

Buhari be like, is this what 9ja has turned into?

Then, the arrival