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Jokes EtcRe: Buhari's Return, Pictures You Can Relate To.. by VeniJu(op): 2:16pm On Mar 10, 2017
And how some prepares for deeper recession

Jokes EtcRe: Buhari's Return, Pictures You Can Relate To.. by VeniJu(op): 2:15pm On Mar 10, 2017
How some Nigerians thinks of running away.

Jokes EtcBuhari's Return, Pictures You Can Relate To.. by VeniJu(op): 2:13pm On Mar 10, 2017
when sarrki hear that buhari is coming.

PoliticsRe: President Buhari Strolling On The Street Of London (Photos) by VeniJu: 9:51pm On Mar 09, 2017
Built2last:
Before you insult this man. Remember he is someone's father. Wish him better days.
And he forgot that we are people's children.
SportsRe: Barca Vs PSG ; Was The Match Fixed? by VeniJu: 12:27pm On Mar 09, 2017
TRIXIA:
At last somebody is thinking. If we critically watch that match i think it was fixed.......PSG players were not attacking, they didnt want to score, it was too obvious.
UEFA is a business. They make more money with an EL - CLASSICO than any other. There was this year, i cant recall now....it was Bayern and one other club......UEFA didnt make money.
Its all about the money, it is business, its called entertainment.
Cavani could have scored, Di Maria could have scored or passed but played it quite reluctantly.
Robben and co were not playing their normal soccer.
They would be compensated believe me. Its all a propaganda
Soccer is fun but highly flawed
Bro, i'm a Chelsea fan. And i still remember the 2009 game against barca.
But in this, all blames goes to PSG for not attacking. If u're not trained to defend, u can't do it. Man. Utd tried it, lost. Arsenal tried it, lost. Madrid tried it, lost. In Football, every attack is a threat.. And by not attacking, PSG gave barca the hope & chances.
Not to talk about the missed chances by Cavani & Di Maria.
SportsRe: Barca Vs PSG ; Was The Match Fixed? by VeniJu: 12:18pm On Mar 09, 2017
seunlayi:
with the Barcelona dramatic comeback thrashing PSG 6 goals to 1.

No teams in champion league ever survive 4 – 0 deficit but Barca has broken the record deleted the 4 goals and advance into quarter final of the champion league. Unbelievable has happened Barcelona defied the history, shocked the football world..... And to
..
Was the match fixed?


What is your take, kindly drop your view.



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9HWZtD3rt7Q
First, Barca didn't shock the world. It was PSG that shocked everyone with stupidity.

Secondly, nothing like fixed match.
Is there anyone that wouldn't want to beat barca? Or advance to the QF of the UCL?
CelebritiesRe: Sexy Photos Of Roseline Meurer: Tonto Dikeh Accused Her Of Sleeping With Husband by VeniJu: 11:27am On Mar 09, 2017
chigoziri2403:
parable of the goat and yam
Na wetin sweet goat, dey kill goat...tonguetongue
CelebritiesRe: Rosaline Meurer Disables Comments On Her Instagram After Tonto Dikeh Accused Her by VeniJu: 11:16am On Mar 09, 2017
ijustdey:
one good turn deserve another....






the law of karma in full force
Do you really believe in Karma?
If yes, is Nigerian on the recieving end of it's own Karma?
If there is Karma, i believe we're all in the same circle as it goes around.

I once beat up a boy. He said, ''one day, an older person will beat u too''

And i said, the same way a younger person u must have beaten had placed such a curse on utongue
Jokes EtcRe: Barça Fan Going To Work This Morning (Hilarious Photo) by VeniJu: 10:03am On Mar 09, 2017
tgmservice:
Hilarious my foot.
Greatest comeback indeed with the aid of the referee.

The UEFA champions leauge is scripted in order to favor messi for world best player.
angry angry angry mtcheew
I'm not a barca fan. But ur anger and complaints should be channelled to PSG for being naive. Was it the Ref that made Cavani & Di maria missed their chances?
TV/MoviesBBNAIJA: Kemen Saga: See What Someone Said About Madonna Uni. PIC by VeniJu(op): 9:52am On Mar 09, 2017
As seen on a friend's Facebook page, she posted this image to tell of how ''well cultured'' Madonna university is.
Personally, i disagreed for some reasons.

1. Racism isn't about skin colors alone. By bringing in Madonna in this, it's trying to portray it as superior to other schools. (which is totally not)

2. Madonna isn't the best, and not even in the top 5 rankings.

3. As a student, no matter how good you school is, speak for yourself as you don't know about other student's personal life.

4. Even though Kemen has apologised to Tboss & women in general, many still believe Tboss knew what happened.

5. We have great schools that beats Madonna university in terms of everything. I repeat, everything.

Lastly, this same person, when i asked if she watch the video of the issue, she said no. That she only read it in the news.
By doing so, it shows why people still downgrade Nigeria. Propaganda everywhere..

Lalasticlala, seun, mynd44

SportsRe: A Thread For Honest Football Fans Relating To Barcelona's Victory. by VeniJu(op): 9:34am On Mar 09, 2017
Frankaka8:
I never believed it, even as haters say referee helped them (wch is false), the sheer character and persistency in barca paid off coupled with luck. God was somehow a barca fan last nyt. Neymer MOTM.
Yes. It was a game of luck than superiority.
Had PSG played fluently than defending, Barca wouldn't have scaled through.
Now, other teams who blames Chelsea for defending should see that it is not easy to defend and handle the pressure for 90mins.
SportsA Thread For Honest Football Fans Relating To Barcelona's Victory. by VeniJu(op): 8:52am On Mar 09, 2017
Hello, fanatics... I believe 70 or more percent of Nairaland football fans watched the incredible match between Barcelona and PSG.. It was a game of sheer inspiration, faith, belief and thrills. It was a game of emotion as many were reduced to tears both from the winners and the losers. It was a game that has so much to learn from. Away from football, this barca game tells us that in life, anything is possible to those who believes and never gives up. It reminds me of my neighbour's wife. Whom after 12yrs of marriage, could not concieve. Doctors said her womb is lost. And in the end, she gave birth against all odds. (U can imagine the joy)
I wasn't a Barca fan. But i learnt alot from the game. On PSG's side, the played with no strategy, allowing theirselves to be under pressure.

So, to those who watched the game, what is your take and what did you learn from it?

cc: lalasticlala, Seun, mynd44:

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Barcelona Vs PSG UCL (6 - 1) On 8th March 2017 by VeniJu: 7:34am On Mar 09, 2017
FromZeroToHero:
I guess you are already on your way to london.
As you can see, i'm on my way...with the presidential jettonguetongue

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Barcelona Vs PSG UCL (6 - 1) On 8th March 2017 by VeniJu: 11:39pm On Mar 08, 2017
uckennety:
If u don't bring buhari den ur liar mohammed
For sure, i will. I'm going to London tmrw.tongue
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Barcelona Vs PSG UCL (6 - 1) On 8th March 2017 by VeniJu: 11:28pm On Mar 08, 2017
coded01:
Who be this? angry grin

This is Barca! Do you hear? angry cool

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Barcelona Vs PSG UCL (6 - 1) On 8th March 2017 by VeniJu: 11:25pm On Mar 08, 2017
Apelex:
How market?
Market boom 2day.. I wasn't for, or against Barca. But i enjoyed d game. It was indeed an inspirational ending.
#All_hopeisnotlost
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Barcelona Vs PSG UCL (6 - 1) On 8th March 2017 by VeniJu: 8:12pm On Mar 08, 2017
coded01:
Barca is the only team that can overcome 4 unreplied goals and qualify for the quarter-finals... cool
Not in 2017...
PSG & Arsenal no be desame boat cari demtongue
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Barcelona Vs PSG UCL (6 - 1) On 8th March 2017 by VeniJu: 8:10pm On Mar 08, 2017
prinzfavian:
Barca will qualify at the end of the day. cool
If Barca qualify, i will bring back buhari.
Jokes EtcLocation Description By A Foreigner And A Nigerian. by VeniJu(op): 6:58pm On Mar 08, 2017
When oyibo people describe a location, they simply say,

The place is about a mile and a half, north-west or 300 metres away from Greenville park You actually know where you're going.
.
But in Naija, our house numbering system can't be trusted.
You may find house number 43 in between house number 5 and 6.
Moreover, we know nothing about miles and metres.
So when some of you want to describe your location, you'll be like,
If you reach Mbonu crescent, you will see one big gutter. Jump the gutter and corner left.
Do as if you're going right but be cornering left small small.
Be going down down... straaaaaight!
Until you will see one place they're selling akamu in front of one Redeemed church; opposite where they used to throwey 'dirtyy'. Just stand there and flash me. I will come outside.''
cheesycheesycheesy
Lalasticlala
TV/MoviesRe: Tboss: 'I Was On My Period When Kemen Touched Me' by VeniJu: 3:31pm On Mar 08, 2017
Nnamdd1:
Big Brother Naija Housemate, Tboss has revealed she was on her period when disqualified housemate, Kemen tried to touch her without her Consent.

Speaking after all Housemates were played the Kemen's video to celebrate the International Women's Day in the Big Brother Naija house, Tboss said, she felt sexually assaulted by Kemen and that if she had known or awake at the time, she wouldn't have mind slapping Kemen that night.

A very sober Tboss also said, what Kemen told housemates before leaving prompted them to react badly towards her.

http://www.naijahelm.com/2017/03/i-was-on-my-period-when-kemen-touched-tboss-reveals.html

https://buzznigeria.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/03/tboss-1.jpg
Period of wetin? because dis days, gals get plenty periods.
So, was she on her period of banging & the guy just fingered her? Or she was on her period of higness.?
CrimeRe: Customs Officers Shoot 3 People Dead Along Sagamu-abeokuta Road Over Bag Of Rice by VeniJu: 3:22pm On Mar 08, 2017
emmykk:
i seriouly envy the dry vegetable you smoke...tomoro if you get swag go bring the foriegn rice come through that route....nah you soul them go shoot.



i know you dont know the meaning of contraband...check google
Mr. Lecturer, since it's contraband, does the law permit shooting of smugglers?
No one is above death. So, i can't be afraid of it. But one day, u will feel it d hardway.
The police will shoot ur sister for not allowing dem go through her phone. Den, u will knw d law is out of hands.
CrimeRe: Customs Officers Shoot 3 People Dead Along Sagamu-abeokuta Road Over Bag Of Rice by VeniJu: 2:49pm On Mar 08, 2017
emmykk:
With the banned of 41 items including rice such businesses became lucrative to make huge profit because they are hot cake.

when custom unlawfully seize some imported rice recently heaven was let loose,people were bashing customs, for allowing the items only to break shop and seize them,now that they are doing their job nigerians will still complain.

Those importers have no chill they kill custom officers too so whoever dies first dont blame anyone.

lets leave foriegn rice alone let grow the naira by consuming local rice is that too hard for nigerians? you want the dollar to go down but you keep buying imported rice.



Now yoruba people are quick to say illegal refinery and bunkering is not good but they use advantage of the closeness to the border to import contrabane and get rich quick.



rice is cheap in lagos and ogun because of these illegal activities compare to any place x,the same way kerosene is cheap in portharcourt than anywhere x.


i stand with custom on this if it smuggle rice.



let the smuggle business be do or die
You are very stupid for saying such. In fact, ur fada's sperm must have been mixed with that of a dog... Even if the rice came in illegaly, do the customs have d rite to shoot anyone dead?
They said home made is d best, yet all out local rice are filled with stone/sand.
Anyday u taste foreign rice, u meet ur end.
TravelRe: Photos Of The Kaduna Airport VIP Lounge by VeniJu: 2:37pm On Mar 08, 2017
sarrki:
Confused wailer are easy to spot
Oga sarrki, abeg, u don travel via air before? Na jst question oo:
CelebritiesRe: Uche Maduagwu Blasts Freeze: "You Couldn't Keep Your Marriage" by VeniJu: 11:52am On Mar 08, 2017
allergiicc:
Be here arguing on nairaland while ur mates are making money on 72hourcash.com
Oga cash, how much have u made from the site? Please, help me donate some to aide buhari's health.
CelebritiesRe: Uche Maduagwu Blasts Freeze: "You Couldn't Keep Your Marriage" by VeniJu: 11:35am On Mar 08, 2017
4dor:
This comeback is a bit weak, when did men start exchanging words like women?
It's not a bit weak. It's very, very weak.
Great comes are made up of few words & not long letters.tongue
CrimeRe: Ondo Skye Bank Robbery: Blind Man, Security, Police Sergeant Killed (Graphic Pic by VeniJu: 8:23am On Mar 08, 2017
subtlemee:
So sad...if the government doesn't do anything about this recession this is the kind of news that will be flooding everywhere

RIP to the dead..i shall never be a victim of circumstance
I don't approve of such mentalities. If i may ask, who is good to be a victim of circumstances?
One thing in life, it always has to be someone.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Arsenal Vs Bayern Munich : UCL (1 - 5) On 7th March 2017 by VeniJu: 7:27pm On Mar 07, 2017
optional1:
I repeat if assnal qualify I will deactivate....






Unlimited22 femi4
collnsometricx lifezone247
Arsenal needs 4-0 to qualify. Or a reversal of 5-1 to force extra time.. Even though football is unpredictable, should Arsenal qualify, we, the good people of Chelsea will trade our league position with themcheesycheesycheesy
Jokes EtcRe: Pictures You Can Relate To As A Nigerian... by VeniJu(op): 8:20pm On Mar 06, 2017
columbus007:
Bros you try sha,bt you for just talk say you wan do advert cheesy ok you are cool mehn cool
Which advert?
Jokes EtcRe: Pictures You Can Relate To As A Nigerian... by VeniJu(op): 7:12pm On Mar 06, 2017
All in all, we, as Nigerians know how to scale through every situation.... Feel free to add yours..
Cc: Lalasticlala. Cc: Mynd44 Cc: Seun.
Let others smile after the day's stress.
Jokes EtcRe: Pictures You Can Relate To As A Nigerian... by VeniJu(op): 7:10pm On Mar 06, 2017
And after the closure of Abuja Airport, the Kaduna airport be like.... (Hold up too much)

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