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Well, lookee here. Ms. Vowels just loves to flirt with the wrong end of homicide. What're you doing rating TDK 60%?

Don't mind Karma. She does not possess a heart. She's been asimilated by the borg. Does anyone watch Star Trek here? I mean, back then? I hope so cuz I'm a fan of Gene Roddenberry. I miss Spikyn

People dissing Wall-E should do it quietly cuz if there's anyone who loves Brad Bird more than I do, it's Spikyn. And it's all I can do not to take Wall-E haters into the woods and murder them. Wall-E is a classic. Possibly as good as E.T. Get past the metal parts for pete's sake. How I wish this was a Dreamworks production.

@Max, lucky you love Wall-E. Lassie is a classic film. Probably before you were born, lol. It's about the most beautiful retriever I've ever seen in my entire life. Look it up.

@JeSoul, you're only making me like the bloke less, you know. Thank God for The pursuit of happiness, Ali and I, Robot

Not really a fan of Will as I am of Alex Proyas and Isaac Asimov, JeSoul

I was gonna give up on the top twenty thingie had you not asked. It's too hard to choose. So I'll just start naming my favorite movies. Any one I miss, hard luck.

The Godfather
Goodfellas
The Last Don
LOTR
The Matrix
Lassie
The Prestige
Se7en
Sin City
Jumanji
Finding Forrester
Die Hard
The Silence of the Lambs
Pulp Fiction
E.T.
I, Robot
The Usual Suspects
Fight Club
Bram Stoker's Dracula
TDK
Braveheart
Gladiator
Bourne Ultimatum

Did u say 20?

@Max. The book is about a boy unloading on an older and wiser woman upon his new found love. Ring any bells?

@Max, have you read this book? Mr. Henley got mail?

Right back at ya, homie.

I was gonna ignore this but I couldn't stomach it. DKNY, politically correct crap makes me sick. The can only be just that, the truth. Don't people make films where people are called niggers. red indians etc. If you ask me, I think the film's a tribute to India if anything at all. Like India isn't riddled with slums. Go to Rio, you can throw a stone from a skyscraper and hit an old woman selling beans cakes in front of her house. Embrace accuracy

I didn't know Superman had a copyright on taming gorillas. All this top twenty business makes me wonder if I've dropped mine. Have I, Max?


P.S. Will write soon

Anytime you need me dollface, just whistle. OK. I gotta go tame that hungry gorilla on the Empire State Building. See ya later kid. Remember, just whistle.

Y'all need to cut it out with the foul language. And I'll absolutely not tolerate anyone bad-mouthing Mad-Max. As for TOH, do it at ur own peril.

@Max. I answer ur hail. Busy as hell. I missed u guys though. Speaking of u guys, we have new folks here, eh? Goody. I hope u're all male, lol. No, I'm serious. I hope u're all male. lol.






I'm serious

And for the pool, Revolutionary Road or The Spirit.

Cons. The film should have been released a few months earlier or later. Fans of Batman should've raided the Academy & shot dead everybody who didn't attest to the awesomeness of Nolan & Ledger's genius. Abi na genii? In fact I take back my previous rating. I now rate it 95% A dude has the right to rate as he pleases, does he not? In spite of this if anyone rates it less than 80%, he can consider himself in the centre of my Remington's cross hairs

TDK was hyped. But not enough. I personally think a better opportunity will probably never again present itself for those knowledgeable and utterly hideous shitfest indulging cuntley cunts at the academy to award an action film with best picture. WTF? WTFF? Extra F means frigging. Pointing out the great things about the film only makes it look like it has some parts that are not quite good enough. I rate it 90%. The 10% is for airspace. Cons next

Sorry y'all. I've been unavoidably away. JK, nice. Tell em. Hehe. And the current choice is just sublime. It's gonna be extremely hard to objective about this film cuz I'm a huge fan of Batman, Nolan, Bale, Oldman and one of the best performances I've ever seen in my brief life in Heath Ledger's The Joker. I guess this already shows how biased I'll be rating this film. Pros next.

tut tut tut. Too bad you can't go athieving Bana's heart. tut tut tut

@Max. I vaguely remember you girls talking about Stephen Dillane. He and Sophie, among a host of others were in a film called Firelight. Be sure to catch it if you haven't. Also I learnt of an old or obscure adaptation of Tolstoy's Anna Karenina. I think it should be good. I'm babbling abi? Evidence of a crush.

All this talk of musicals remind me of Maama Mia. I haven't seen it but has anybody? JeSoul, don't mind Karma. She's too serious. Doesn't let her fall. It's like she's constantly being electrocuted, lol. If u have time, look up classics with Gene Kelly and/or Frank Sinatra in em. You'll instantly become a happier person. Karma, I'm already sorry. Honest.


@Max. Tis funny cuz I forgot Sophie was in a bond film. The World Is Not Enough.

Oy Spikyn. I somehow managed to miss ur post. I'm amazed and impressed Frank Capra didn't show up once. There's hope for u yet. Though ur disease isn't a bad one like you know who's.

Tell you the truth Max. My tastes can be said to be bizarre. My favorite actors and actresses are quite old. 50 and above. There are very few young ones. As for crushing, I have a crush on a french actress, Sophie Marceau and Liv Tyler. All others I crushed on I've since grown out of & they include but are not limited to Lisa Kudrow, Renee Zellwegger's eyes, Catherine Zeta Jones, etc. But the dudes really are the ones that affect my seeing a film

Ahoy. I was gonna invite you down here but it seems your prescience is sharp enough. Review and rate our movies if time permits you. Or you can just rate, period.

Max, you're hopeless you know. Hehe. How many of us will it take to free you of this disease. Tell the truth. Blondie Blue Eyes spells Max' ideal dude. Well, asides from Ken. I love le Carre. I'll absolutely sip tea with him and pick his glorious bureaucratic brain.


I remember than part in Bourne Identity. Asides from the ridiculous translation, I wasn't entirely satisfied with the intonation either. But the film absolutely rocks regardless.

Hehe. Max, you can convince a bloke to buy shares in a folding corporation. But seriously though, apart from the RAF, the Beatles, Winston Churchill, Aston Martins and John le Carre. I can't think of anything british I like. Nick Carter. What a joker. His only book I read was tolerated cuz he was saying something about druids and stone henge. Dumb brits. Let's go to the other thread where it'll fair. You're grossly outnumbered here Max.

@Spikyn. From now on, you're my godbrother. Fellow oldie lover. Fellow Spielberg lover. Fellow Bourne lover. You're too good to be true, my brother from another mother. But dude, you only get to vote two movies na.


Max, you're like my sister from another mother that won't stop eating candy. Bond is candy. And 12monkeys is awesome and quite old. No, very old. Brad and Bruce went cuckoo. Totally were uninhibited. Let loose. In other words, crazy.

Believe me, cameras are the least of their problems

Thank goodness I had enough time to think about these nominees

Please! My Eyes! No More! (Franchise Award):

Superman
The 'Movie' Franchise (date movie, disaster movie,epic movie,etc)

On Oliver's Behalf, We Ask For More (Franchise Award):

The Bourne Franchise
Batman Franchise

Best Badass Award:

Matt Damon- The Bourne Ultimatum
Mickey Rourke- Sin City

Best Comeback:

Robert Downey Jr
Mickey Rourke

Best Child Actor:

SonHaley Joel Osment- The Sixth Sense
Henry Thomas- E.T The Extra Terrestrial

Best Television series:

Boston Legal
House

Worst Television Drama Series:

Supernatural
Dr Who

Best Action Score Ever:

The Bourne Ultimatum
Mission Impossible

Best Trailer (2009):

Terminator 4: Salvation
Inglorious Basterds

Best Comedy:

Mafia!
O Brother Where Art Thou

Worst Comedy:

Disaster Movie
Meet Dave

Best Visual Effects:

The Matrix
I Robot

Worst Visual Effects:

Earthstorm
Catwoman

Best Action Movie:

The Matrix
Die Hard

Worst Action Movie:

Catwoman
Batman and Robin

Best Theme Song (TV Series):

A Place in Time - 4400
I'll Be There For You- Friends

Worst Successful Actress Award:

Jessica Alba
Carmen Electra

Coolest Villain Award:

Anthony Hopkins - The Silence of the Lambs
Heath Ledger - TDK

Retire Already! Lifetime Achievement Award:

Clint Eastwood
Al Pacino

Best Movie Soundtrack Ever:

Tarzan- Phil Collins (Tarzan)
Can You Feel the Love Tonight- Elton John (The Lion King)

Best Science Fiction Movie Ever:

Star Wars
E.T- The Extra Terrestrial

Best Oriental Movie:

Letters from Iwo Jima
Memoirs of a Geisha

Will you sharrap and go and read accounting?