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suck up

Tis nice to know you've become sober enough to type your addy with visible ink at last, Kay. Check my profile, check my profile. Imp


Mr. Ariblaze. You're still in that your hole? I've been looking for trouble since & no one will give me. We're not counting the lame attempts by Kay & Blue Dracula. You know I'm in the know that you're uglier than Frankestein with bad hair-do. Hopefully my last high-falutin sentence will bring out Kay's animality

I read somewhere that most of you crazy people think anyone going faster than you is a maniac and anyone going slower is dumb. It's funny how everyone thinks their brain is superior. Wouldn't exchange it for Descartes'. Everyone thinks they're smart. Figures. The really smart ones should know and the dumb ones wouldn't be dumb enough if they knew they were dumb. I have a connection with people with autism cuz they're smart and don't even think so.

That unwholesome distraction taken care of I can now resume my place as sage. What troubled souls fill this place. It's disheartening. Blue's noble cause of changing Kay is as futile as changing the sun's course. Things like love, patience & especially decorum are foreign and alien to him. Immiscible. No emulsifier


Kay. Stop suckin up. E no fit you. How many Tgs does it take to get attention?


The rest of you crazy people. Aluta continuantinua

Blue. Blue. Blue. How many times did I call you? Thank God you're not one of those freaks of nature who actually have the notion that women are actually people. Good good. About the business of what else I require, you both just sit on your asses and await my arrival. A simple enough plan, no? Especially since you're not harboring that godless notion. And, uh, register smudgister. I'm canning my apologies and sending them to d bottom of the ocean

I hope everybody who's received my sanctimonious berating speech is really pissed and in the mood to let roll my head.


@Moji and Sino. I didn't overlook you. It's only you haven't got the rabid virus that infects everyone who dares to venture here, yet.


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I hope everybody who's received my sanctimonious berating speech is really pissed and in the mood to let roll my head.


@Moji, I didn't overlook you. It's only you haven't got the rabid virus that infects everyone who ventures here, yet.


Claimer: Mr. Ariblaze secretely pays me to offer this service.

To kick off my new found (usurped) position as pagemaster. I'm gonna offer advice to you poor disturbed souls


@Blaze. Go get hitched and stop riding like the lunatic hell's angel that you are not.


@Kay. You need to wash out your mouth with soap. Or maybe industrial detergent.


@Epi. You either commit murder or change your number. I recommend the latter (works like a charm) but the former isn't out of the question.


@The twins. Go to my room

Blue. I'm actually very sorry. Honest.


@House. I've metamorphosised. I'm high on natural morphine. I'm a changed dude. I daresay for the better. I'm now going to take on the role of sage. An utterly annoying smug holier-than-thou sage. Hopefully that will anchor you crazy people's penchant for commotion and blur. As for me, I've embraced the zen. My tides have calmed. I'm at peace and my hitherto very little ranting juices are depleted. :-( :-(

No, it ain't good.

Damn, Ifez. Wetin na?

Did I say you were bad for humanity, Blaze? Hmmn, did I? Keep up the villainous work