PrinceMajestic:
anywhere I go it is difficult to find a chess player. Everywhere I go I go with my mat. I have to teach people sometimes when i find myself in a new environment, imagine last year I was with some corpers n not 1 was a chess player then in 2019 during my nysc of all the numerous corpers in my lg only 1 chess player I discovered n service was almost over b4 we both found ourselves. Most time I have to teach people how to play it but u know a chess player can't enjoy game with beginners who just learnt. I'm serious bro, chess players are always hard to find they are not commonly found unlike draught or ludo players. It amounts to why most Nigerians have very low IQ. In fact most of them do not know what is chess, most people I taught saw the game for the first time so I know what I'm saying. Chess players are only common among armed forces guys. A game as worthy as chess ought not to be lacking good number of players in this country

How do I learn from you boss??

DoctorTee1:
Hello house, who was slated for assessment on Monday or Tuesday at 7up,Ijora.
I need some help on what to expect.
Thank you very much in anticipation.

Monday for me

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flyca:
Why not snap him when he's been washed off or in the hospital

you probably wouldn't know it was this ghastly

I bought a small tortoise from some tunnel diggers and it has not eaten or drank anything for over a month (at least I haven't seen it) all it does is dig holes into the floor of my garden and stay there under rain and sun, I have no tortoise management skill, can someone help out??

sure banker

maybe po and sid got married, and gave birth to that, did someone just say they're both males?? maybe they were gay

so Buhari is really not coming back??

ayenitre:
OP, you did the right thing. The fact that this is news-worthy in this part of the world says a lot about our integrity as a nation. Many of my colleagues (in N. America) are atheists/agnostics, they wouldn't even think twice before returning what's not really theirs.

remember the girl who was jailed in America I think for picking up money that was dropped by someone in a store, was in the news last week

you did well, nothing dey this life

lofty900:
I remember a lady also told me the same thing recently. She said she won't advice her own brother to go down on a woman. Guys don't know much about the kind of reactions that occur down there, only women do so if she says it's bad, she knows what she said.

Hahahahaha.... reactions chemical, physical or spiritual??

maybe he gave his life to Christ before he died, maybe he didn't, whichever way I hope someone talked to him about hell. adieu

what is NL turning into??

Luvdk:
Men r stupid

I guess daddy wasn't stupid the day he gave birth to you

that's why I love cats

olosho!

Aspireahead:
i wish there is a way i can get it back though.

you can have mine

JimloveTM:
Dear Nairalanders, come and celebrate with us!.


OUR MARCH 11TH LOVE STORY_
February 14th may be accepted globally as a day of love, but for us, March 11th is bae. I first met her (Ogechi) on March 10th 2015 while working as a business developer / project manager in a software/IT firm in Asaba. She was scheduled for JAMB UTME exam in my company's IT Computer Based Testing facility on that day. While I was busy attending to our network engineers (who were trying setup the computers for the exams), a colleague required my attention outside. "Jim, come see this 'USB', this one na your specs o". USB (flash drive) was a slang we used for slim and portable beautiful ladies while Coke bottle was for big and very curvy ladies. Just like a normal guy would respond, I rushed out of the hall to see this "USB". I was attracted immediately (which was unlike me, but there was something special about this one). Shortly she joined the screening queue and soon entered the hall. Come and see me behaving like a "private invigilator" in the hall. I chose a spot to stand (right behind her). I was trying to spy her name on the screen. Finally i saw her name, and i went outside to take a sit waiting for her to finish.

Then the big moment came, she was done with her exam. She came outside looking exhausted and she headed straight for the exit stairs. My liver was failing big time. I was scared she would feel embarrassed if I called her name. My liver finally failed me and I gave up. She was about to take a step further down the stairs out of sight when she finally looked up and I immediately beckoned with my hands for her to come. She did, I guess she thought I was a JAMB official. "How was your exams?" I asked. "Fine, thank you!" she responded. "You look intelligent, I would like to know what you will score" I continued. "No problem sir" she said. "No problem?, there's a problem, I don't have your number". She smiled and dictated her number while I happily wrote it down. "I will call you later" I waved as she went downstairs. We officially began to talk fully via calls, and chats the next day March 11th 2015, and it was so amazing how fast we were becoming friends. I found out that she had never been to Asaba all her life and I was even surprised how Jamb "divinely" posted a candidate residing in Warri to Asaba (3 hours away). Well, all things works together for our good.
Bae secured admission to an amazing institution and she's currently top of her class now in year 2. She runs her own Online training business (like bae like boo).

2 years later (March 11th 2017), we are tying the knot (getting married) on the exact same day we began talking. So amazing!. At this junction, I want to thank God for this divine match making (more powerful than any dating resource), and secondly JAMB Nigeria for allowing God use you guys fix her CBT centre 3 hours away from her home just to meet me. I hope to see all you JAMB staff at the reception hall especially the JAMB registrar Mr. Ishaq Oloyede (hope this IV gets to you) and Mr Eze the Jamb Official on ground that day.

Finally I want to use this medium to invite all of you to the wedding. If you love our story and want to tap into this kind of grace and connection, show some love by praying for us, attending and in your gifts. See you in March 11th, Warri town. RSVP:

mods help share our story

it's my birthday today, God abeg make my luck shine today, whether it's USB or pin mouth, anyone from NL would suffice

Lizzdeb:
Am bored for now ...who wanna chat

I'm bored, I wanna chat too

LorDBolton:
For every story like this there are like 5,600 bad/sad tales.

Well done

5601

hustler

lies upon lies, we're all watching, 2019 couldn't come any sooner

why didn't he mistakenly shoot Aso rock, we would accept any explanation he gives

could this be aimed at silencing the people?