Dude, make sure you don't spoil that girl for her rightful husband whom will love her as she is.

Has she slaughtered the other one? .... Now looking for another to dry

Ayam nut a Dokita, but ay tink u ah nut pregnanty.

Which human parts? is the "kpentus" included?

Dude, d babe friend-zoned you to one corner 7 yrs ego

It happened to me bro... Just begin regular Road work, then try avoiding porn (start out with at least, 3days to one week). You'll come up in no distant time. Although, in my own case, my girl was patient enough.

oluwaniyi66:
Good day everyone, please do you have an idea of the salary range of lecturers in the Universities we have in Nigeria? Professors, Dr and Masters holder.

do u want to kidnap one?

9c 1 bro...dts wat we need in dis seriously messed up country ryt nw

This better not be my girlfriend. Jenny is dt u?

I would've responded if they were saying the same thing, like.. CHIN CHUA AH, HANG SUNG NYUO! or LEMME BE YOUR WEZZY BABY, LEMME BE YOUR DADDY O!

Well, I happen to be a property manager, and I'll never advice any woman I know to venture into same field. Its quite risky, n tedious.

Tomorrow when me I go kneel down 4 chapel wan pray to baba God, she go come dey disturb person.....say she dey pray 4 husband

May their souls rest in peace

Well, its just like a female soldier insisting on wearing a skirt to a warfront. I'm not a muslim but i think the muslim brothers should caution this foolish lad, as its a little insulting to their religion....making ya'll look weirder.

Hw abt Hushpuppy?

Dem dy carry bag/purse go sleep? Nigerians sef

temifox:
Good morning house, am having similar issues. last year September I paid for a year rent to my landlord and he promise to renovate the apartment but he didn't, due to urgent need I move in like that around October I was able to repair some of the bad roof with my money..now my rent is due this October and he is asking me to renew the rent , he need money to pay her landlady and am not ready to renew any rent cause by january ending I want to move out. So Pls advice me on what to do. Should I tell him am not renewing the rent again or what. Av seen like 20miss calls from him. Pls it ugent.

I will advice every tenant to work out his/her expiration towards second quarter (of the year). But for your own case, I must tell you reach out to your Landlord, and explain to him why you may wish not to renew, No Landlord/Property Manager would be happy if you do not pre-inform them of your plans to relocate. However, it is pertinent to note that some Landlords will frustrate your efforts to relocate (including diabolically) if you pre-inform them.. That is why you must be ready to part with some money when the time comes (dts if u wish to keep it to yourself). For cities like Ph, one needs to be very careful as d Property Laws are skewed in favour of the Landlords.

FreeWorld23:
u still have the right to live for at least 3 Months if your are leaving his house. Forget his threat and bullshitts

Landlord shall give a minimum of Three (3) months notice to quit (for a monthly/quarterly tenant), and Six (6) months (for a yearly tenant), IN -RENT (ie..if d rent is still running). Bt upon expiration, the Landlord can issue a Seven (7) days notice to quit, after which he can evict the deposed tenant.

Dude, I'll advice u pay him or find a means to work it out with him... I dunno where u reside, Bt the Rivers State Property Law (which is similar to other States Property Law) stipulates dt "tenant shall notify in writing his/her Landlord of his/her intention to renew or otherwise, three months to the expiration date". And since you didn't write him, you better get yourself a good lawyer.

I would save my comment until the list is complete.. There are Five States of d SE

Stuff like dt happen to guys during puberty...tell your age or better still add a pix lets c

You should worry more about those friends of yours...as for your husband, reserve d magic wand for him until after wedding.. Most guys cheat because they haven't been trained - just like a ^dog

Salary? Yes!, Allowances? NO!.

Well, I hope a generous Lady will hear me say now that "I have not rode in a Range Rover, talk more of flying in an airplane", and it would be awesome to share such memories anytime soon.

My boss sent me to Spar Ph office for 1 Nos Tec 7.5kva (A.k.a Igwe), Bt when I got there, they said its nt on promo...even when its still in display. And of d two televisions I bought, only the lil 32" tv was subsidized. But they ended up charging me VAT on the three items amounting to 17k... So I'd say "Bleep Black Friday"

And y would they wait until d declaration of Anambra Guber winner? I smell smth fishy. Perhaps the family thought dt his presence, or making pple believe he's alive might favour his daughter (who was a running mate to someone), Bt alas, failure still wales..

Well, Zimbabweans may think they're fighting Mugabe, but the truth remains that they are fighting themselves. American is certainly behind all these. They should go and ask Libya hw far....d devil u know is much better than d angel u don't know

maimalari:

Same thing Araraume did for Rochas.

Bt the greedy Rochas has failed to acknowledge that, hence the clamour for a new APC in Imo

SillyMods:
Elections under PMB have been largely credible. Results are no longer written as they used to be during PDP era.

If not for PVC and Card Reader used in 2019, PDP for write every result writeable.

Bt the card reader was proposed by the PDP administration

All I see is future BIGGIE

Well, truth be told, the previous administrations really used the callous Nigerian Police to threaten their perceived opponents... Its good to pay back evil with good... Good one GMB, Bt I hate you still!