"Atiku won in five councils, heavily populated by South East residents."....ndi Ofe mmanu and sycophancy. Always planting d seed of discord.....mtchew

"The office did not receive ballot papers for the Kogi East senatorial election until about 2am when the election was suddenly postponed,".....
All targeted at Dino n Co

Sorry Christy, bt d poor boy is having a normal crush on you.....nt because he's thinking abt an affair, bt just dt he really wants a special attention. It happens. I ones had a crush on my 50yr old teacher at dt age. That's why it was easier for me to handle the female JSS3 students i tought during my youth service. Try n handle it maturedly, bt don't embarrass him in anyway. Especially before his classmates.

And yet, they'll return only 635k votes....mtchew

UyaiIncomparabl:
She had better accept the scholarship. That man will leave her if he were offered the same opportunity. Selfish men who wouldn't place their wives before anything.

I'll take the scholarship and leave immediately, in the end, I'll marry a white man.
White men are sweet, plus you'll get enough dollars.
Nigerian men are over used materials and should be castrated.

and u 4got dt successful white men don't marry black chicks....only d broke ones do

Bro....u dey market d car?

Have u heard about the plan by ISIS to attack UK plane? Pray it's not your plane to Thai they'll hijack

Dogalmighty17:


Her family has been very accommodating. They have been open to see my mom. My mom however, keeps finding one excuse or another not to go.

Your mum has a small village girl she's got prepared for you. Trust me! If she doesn't, it means she hates ur girl - probably because u stopped caring abt her 3yrs ago when u started dating dis girl.

Donald95:
I support this. If you steal, You pay but my problem is, What have they been doing with all the money they have recovered so far ??

Re-looting

dauddy97:
I am actually dating a cele girl over a year now. I haven't found anything fetish from her. Beautiful, easy going and trust worthy. she nearly killed herself when I wanted to live her alone. Well, I believe nothing is wrong with this Cele girl I am dating. Funniest part is that, she agrees to convert to Muslim if she eventually get married to me.

The candles r really working...pls don't say I mentioned

My Access Acct gives me night mare. For every deposit n withdrawal, they charge certain amt. Even when I don't touch d money, they still charge me. In fact, anytime I wish to withdraw - say N15,000 (if my bal is abt 16k), I'll have to transfer abt 1k/2k from my First Bank Acct cos I know they must've debited me. Ndi Oshi!

Damfostopper:
chai I always transfer funds anytime it enters my Access account to Diamond Account because of too much charges by Access bank.......


see diamond Bank.... whether na Access bank buy una or na you sell yourself give Access bank...is not my business.... my Business is that my money dey with una.....make sure my money is safe... ..make I find another bank wey I go transfer my money to... .. I don't want to have anything to do with access abeg




very soon ......i mean very soon now ......power bank will acquire Rekado banks

No be sml charges oh! Me I dey transfer to my First Bank acct sharpally

olaben16:
Good morning Nairalanders.
Please help a fellow with an advice this morning.

So, two weeks ago my landlord came to the compound, and said the caretaker who was handling the building for him was no longer in charge that they have parted ways.

Then we all complained of the state of affairs between tenants and how only some of us have been shouldering the responsibilities of repairs, and others are never contributing.

For the records, there are only four flats, two up and two down.

In his response, he said he was disappointed that we were not cooperating as neighbors.

Without proffering any solution, he left only for him to come this morning with quit notice for all for tenants.

That we should pack out two months after expiration of our various rent.

Now it should be noted that I have never owned him rent, and we pay yearly.

My current rent will expire April 30th 2019.

Now my question is this.

Is that how quit notices are served?

Is it right to give a tenant that pays yearly rent just two months to pack out?

I have never been involved with this landlord/tenant wahala, so don't know the best action to take.

Please legal people in the house, I need your advice.

Your advice will be very helpful in my next line of action.

God bless you all.


Help a brother by pushing it for me.

For giving u guys dt much time, the man is really bent on quitting y'all. And I know how some tenants claim to own d house cos they've fixed one or two things in d therein. But if u really like d house, try n meet d man privately cos dt neighbour who is jiggering y'all to deal with d Landlord might've got an alternative plan. So wise up, Dude!

niceprof:
And the University could not even accord him the honor of awarding a neatly typed statement of result,but a poorly done job using Pitman type writer in the 21st century.

When people complain about the quality and 'unemployability' of our graduates,i laugh ,because i know that the problem is not the graduates ,but the analogue lecturers producing them.

Letters imprinted last more than the ones printed.

Biglittlelois:
Seriously? i thought guys move on quickly to the next available pu**y as they always say here, so there are sissy niggas who still go through all these cos of a lady, lol

some guys can be really emotional

PUSSYBBQGRILLS:
I hate make woman dey force herself on top man.

They call it "love".....a word alien to Oloshos

I experience same thing here....in addition to repetition of programmes

hulk616:
No please
But I heard government has paid them 200 trillion naira

Nigerian has nt spent up to dt amount since independence

Xkalaban:
Merit my crush that yr. Her ghost from the movie scared the sh!t outta me though

Crush ke? Bros u don Old sha

Olodo24:
I dunno her

Yu ah e tinejar

Juliusdaughter:
This guy says he is still interested in dating me even after 5 years of making his intentions known. I kept refusing him because I didn't want to cheat on my ex. He says he is ready for marriage now and he is very okay.
I just want to know how possible for a guy to come back to me after all these years. I don't want to be used...
Your sincere input will be appreciated

R u sure u'r nt my Ex? U sound as stupid as her

It depends... When water been cover my street, na 40 pcs of ply wood, 37 lengths of 2x2 wood, 10pw of nail na e we use knack am. Chikina!

Wey ur dick?

Headlesschicken:
Dix one go dey Wet die... Chaii

wt cum abi? Lol...u Na badt guy!

Perhaps he lost his sense in there, n he's looking to find it

Does every defection in d north involved 5,000 people?

slimjohn2k5:
Please dont waste money on any surgery. This thing was once on my hand too and is caused by fluid gathering on that region of your hand. Just ensure when sleeping u keep that hand straight it will gradually disappear.

Dts exactly how mine vanished. But my friend had a her own surgically removed, it grew back, n later vanished as well.

My own 15 yr old neighbour has been sexually harassing me, n no one would say a thing about dt, untill I decide to "Lamoshuang" her na, someborry we cum an arrest mua...

Afonja!! E dey pain Una scarra say Atiku no pick Una man

“The state police headquarters is aware of it already and we have started our investigation to make you we apprehend all the perpetrators of this act.

“We commiserate with his family and assured the people of Ekiti state that the police is on top of this matter,”

Always the response....mtchew.. In fact, i think these words are pre-typed in their system