₦airaland Forum

This is very funny 😂😂😂

Alaefulu:
she was actually stating the kind of lady she is.you see all this week eye ladies, ladies with eyeballs looking like they want to sleep, my brother majority of them are sex machine,they have high urge for sex

I’ve been following the comments, and yours so far show a lack of sense. Your level of reasoning is poor. People like you act wrongly and, when the consequences come, you blame others for your foolishness.

kingthreat:
Where is the proof of the medical tests you have been doing, Mr. Healthiest man on Nairaland?

It’s never too late to quite . Diabetes is real .

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Were you able to solve this issue. I drive Peugeot 206 also

invincible007:
Please any professional help regarding this will be highly appreciated.

Most Nigerian girls are Ashewo. The husband is a simp , he wants to privatize a public property

I had similar experience last year around ojoo bus stop (infront of garage park) . These people deceived me with sweet words that if i get to their office , their boss will just pardon me , on getting there , the boss told me to bring 20k . I begged before they agreed on 11k .

2shure:
Hello nairalanders,pls I have been distressed since 12pm. I went to agodi gate to buy a part,so I parked my car by about 13feet away from the traffic light very close to the culvert by the left and quickly ran into the market. I didn't take up to 10mins,by the time I am back.i met ortyma toeing jeep already tied my bumper and were towing the car. I pleaded with them,but it all fell on deaf ears,they ignored me and still took my car to their office and secretariat and slammed me a bill of 45k as fine. 15k for illegal parking and 30k as towing permit. Pls what's the way around this because I do not have such amount of money at all.pls who can help me out.my car is now parked and their office and locked.pls I don't want the car to be vandalised .pls help me out pls.

OP , are you not aware of the current economic situation of the country , you are here disturbing us with irrelevant post.

Op, you don't have sense , rat get sense pass you. With all the problems going on in the country , you are here bringing useless post.

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OP ,this is 2024 , be productive , leave girl matter alone , don't be a simp , if a girl love you , she won't stress you.

OP , next month is new year and you are here bringing childish post to disturb us instead of you to sit down and think of how to progress , you are here thinking about Useless Nigerian girls, i pity your life .

You this old cargo , no sensible and responsible man will marry you.

Jennyclay:
I regretted worrying so much about finding a right partner this year. Nigerian men don’t worth the stress Abeg . They are all the same abeg

There is a lot to the world and life besides finding a partner. Life is not about finding your partner. It’s about finding yourself!

i need a self con (a room, kitchen , toilet ) must be tiled . Budget (100k) in ibadan. Location - gbaremu or eleyele or environment close to eleyele .

Op , you are funny , you dey find serious relationship for LAG . The girl you claim is your babe is a public property , not private

Op , you don't have sense .

Op , i drive a Peugeot 206 . The car is very reliable , i service it on time . Your problem can be caused by (1) using kazeem to repair the electrical system (short circuiting an electrical system is bad ) (2) failing or worn out engine belt which is unable to turn the alternator effectively (3) bad alternator (4) bad car battery

You don't have sense , you expect Nigerians to complain after 4 years . I am fully aware some foolish Nigerian voted for BAT and not withstanding the suffering is affecting everyone irrespective of individual political party.

joinnow:
It's too early to complain bro ...
Just tell your friend to buckle up and enjoy the bumpy RIDE

The married man dey rear OP , he will chop her later. Just like a chicken , we feed it and then eat it.

HopeNeverDies:
There are lot of ways to show your appreciation lol

One thing I'm sure about is that , someone on this thread will still say u pay him with sex ... Lol


Well obviously, it depends on the type of connection and environment u both are in. Are you guys co-workers? Or prolly u guys just met randomly years back or some..

There's no big deal in having a chitchat with him to express how u feel regarding his helpful hands towards u...

And if u don't like that, u can pull up surprises for him like gifts or something he'll appreciate...


Lol.. buh I'm surprised, a married man coming thru for u whenever u need him or some, maybe he just like u as u are ..


Omohhhh make I no lie u, e fit dey nuture u down till the day he go hatch u.. lmao

OP , don't give yourself unnecessary headache because you want to show the world a big wedding , if you do pass yourself because you want to please the people coming for the wedding , you will regret it . Remember that after wedding , you will take care of your newborn baby .

Na u get low iq , must you include include broke in whatever you want to say you find it hard to bring reasonable points . Is your family that poor !!

Anny69:
Did you read before you typed this? So you aren't only broke you also have a low IQ.

No kill person's daughter o.

Your response is one of the characteristics of greedy girls , they always wants free money , go carry your news soon

Anny69:
Lamentations of a broke man. It's glaring.

Which one is you don't have strength when you know you are also a greedy fool that love free money . Sincerely sense far from you.

Anny69:
Women that died without following rich guys nko o? You retarded broke men would sha find some thing to say against women to justify killings from your fellow retards. You're lucky I don't have enough strength this night.

Your reasoning is below average , what i said is the truth , my words hit you because you are one of these girls that go after guys money without knowing the sources. Sincerely , if you continue this way, go carry your news soon .

Little21:
Look at this psychopath ranting. Guys like you don't deserve to be born. I blame your mother for not "aborting" when she was supposed too. Or it would have been better if you were used as menstrual blood. Worthless bastard!

Tell your gender to think well and work hard for their money and stop following guys with questionable wealth .

Anny69:
You're pained. Tell your gender to stop killing for money.

Stop killing Women!!! Tell your fellow gender and stop looking for excuses to justify the killings.

Carry your frustration go elsewhere idiot , no be me send ur papa . If you like no give yourself sense and be following guys with illegal money , news go carry your matter , you this useless bitch

Persephone1:
Will you keep quiet and crawl back into the hole you came out from!
In all the 4 cases within 2 weeks that have graced Nl fp which of them involve a rich guy and poor lady? Is it the man that killed his wife over fufu or the 300 level lady murdered by her broke boyfriend that she had been dating for 3 years or the recent lady killed by her baby daddy who came to pick her on OKADA?
Morons like you who are waiting for opportunity to also commit crimes will come out in numbers to justify what is not by painting unrealistic narratives of women.

Most of you are with women patching up your overused clothes with needle and threads but when they are killed you forget these women in your lives to come and paint them bad and defend your criminal brother's actions.
You lots are pathetic to say the least! Very ungrateful set of beings! If you aren't selling the narrative that your women are useless you will say they are harlots meanwhile these women are the ones doing all sort of jobs and blowing firewoods to make sure you have something in your stomach and go to school!

Iwo gan gan ATI awon ebi eh le yawere poo! nonsense human being!

Op , you don't have sense , who is killing who instead of you girls to sit down and think about your lives , you are here ranting like a tiger generator. I have said it in previous post that most Nigerian girls are lazy and have poor reasoning level , ( dating a fraudster is just like a chicken being reared by the owner , a day is coming the owner will kill and eat it ) they don't want to work , they go after guy that have illegal money and broke shame hardworking men and when the consequences falls back on them , they will start shouting justice for this and that . You people don mad / E ti ya werey

What are you saying ? , if you are a dirty girl , not too late to change instead of you attacking me and ratting like a 2 stroke generator . Most Nigerian girls are dirty and you expect a guy to put his mouth down there
WTF only a simp guy will do such

siofra:
Your fellow peñis having people that were boasting about wearing boxer for not less than one month on front page na

It's only girls own you'll open your opolo eyes to see, hypocrite.

Sincerely some Nigerians girls are dirty , that is why most of them can't do without perfumes . Imagine a dirty girl expecting a guy to give her head even though giving head is unhygienic . Most guys that complain everytime that their girlfriends puss.. stinks , it is as a result of being dirt.

You are fool , your reasoning level is very poor . You want the youths to do everything possible to raise money .

MightySparrow:
Your pastor knows your worth. He should expect more from you. Some of you asked for prayers to get jobs you are doing now.


As you are expanding, his ministry has to expand also. Who knows whether the church is in a rental hall now. You want him to stay there for ever?

Youths of the church, stand up to do the needful and stop posting nonsense for here.
You get it?

Don't mind the idiot sleeping with underage girls , most times the irresponsible parents are to be blamed expecially the mother , that is why i pity this generation , some male simp getting married to queen , baddie all in the name of love and after marriage the man expect his baddie with poor reasoning level ,poor attitude ,zero moral behavior to take care the children