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I love the wife's hairdo, outfit, shoes, bag to match.

Everything on point!

She try.

Akuruoulo:
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let them say whatever they want

Honestly their matter taya me.

Happy Easter dear

Compliments!!!

How's enjoyment going?

dingbang:
Nigerians will take this to the extreme and when plate numbers are called for reparking, they won't even bother to move out.

I think the best option from the list the op pointed out is to move out with a company of people to the parking lot

Who will follow you to parking lot and repark your car?

Oh me?

You go wait taya! Ain't ready to chop bullets on top another person's car. I'm no hero, mehn!

He should go along with those bouncers with bullet proof vests stationed in and around the party. They are fit to follow.

Hahahahahahahahah!


That curse strong o!

Lol.

If the guy get sense, he had better go to seven mountains, seven alters of God to remove such curse from his head.

When someone who has suffered so much curse you, with everything she has gone through, abeg Biko, run for your life

jackals:
You're a tough lady for them, hence the noise and the insecurity all over. Let them rant their frustruation and wailing

My dear, na wa o.

I'm amazed on their hatred and wailings on me, but I don't care anymore. I will give it to them hot! hot! hot! When they desire a piece of me again.

Have never experienced such kind of females in my life, only on nairaland.

Well it's good anyways. It's part of life.
No wahala.

Thanks dear.

Lovelypet28:
That man is a bloody fool,if this woman loves her children and their future,she should not hand over anything to him,he should go and hug transformer,foolish irresponsible baboon,someone SARS is meant to harrass,oloriburuku somebody.

As in ehn, I just weak! When she was telling me.

I told her the same thing. And do u know this is a man whose one of his girlfriends, possibly the one he liked most, used the man's phone when they were having fun, somewhere to call the wife. The wife thought it was her husband calling her, she picked and hear a lady at the background warning her to stop harassing her man o, that shebi it's just weekends, she doesnt see him at home and next time, it will be three months! Before she set her eyes on her husband ! So she had better be ready to share her man and allow him peace at home. And she cut the call on the wife.

I was like what! His girlfriend warned you? Na WA ooooo

Hmm! My dear this one no be cry matter. If he wants to go, let him go . Complete your home and move in with the kids. Leave him alone, when he's broke. He will come back to you.


Some men are just useless I swear and a thorn in the flesh. Smhhhhhh.

Olajumoke knows where her shoe pinches her and what she sees at home every now and then.. So I won't judge her.

I'm not surprised. It takes a well enlightened man to handle his wife or girlfriend success in stardom. Most men can't. They always feel threatened, even when she's not even threathening him.

A woman who sells tomatoes, pepper, raw rice, infact food ingredients along the path, I take to work, years back confided in me one day, when I saw how sad she looked. I asked Aunty what's the problem? She sighed and said her husband who is an engineer is the type who always carry women upandan, neighbors will come and tell her, she won't argue, she won't fight, she will complain though and face her kids and her provision shop. Until one day, someone advised her to buy a land and she bought and started building. So one day she told her husband that she wants to show him something surprising, she took him to her building, that this is their home and she got the land and all at certain dates. But she should have told him, he's not always around but today she decided she has to let him know as he didnt look like he's going out today. Come and see the husband Shocked first then flared up and was asking the wife all sorts of questions, she answered but was shocked. The husband shouted, its a lie! How can u build house with just that small provision shop and she's a prostitute sleeping with men for money. See how he was cursing his wife ehn?
Tears flowed down her eyes, she was like God! Is this the man I married? She retorted back at him that when u were using your money to carry all sorts of women I didn't fight u, even money for upkeep u don't drop. I saved mine to build a home for us u are cursing me, God will judge you!
As she was explaining to. Me she was fighting back her tears. I shook my head.
Men! Men! Men! Ha! God

Anyways the man went back home, packed his clothes in a bag saying unless she hands over the papers of the land and house to him, she should forget the marriage and he's not coming back, cod there can be two masters in his house . She begged him, he didn't answer.
He left.

I asked her madam, does he pay the children school fees? She said no. She pays
Does he drop money for feeding? She said no. She provides
Does he pay house rent? She said he brings part while she completes the rest .
And he now wants the papers of your house?

Anyways madam, use your tongue count your teeth. You know the kind of man u married, if he doesn't want marriage again except u give him the house, then so be it. He can stay away but if u give him that house? He will sell it and continue to carry women with it. And you and the kids will be left abandoned

Mark my Words!
Don't give him nada! If he wants to leave, let him leave! Wetin sef!

Amatarasha:
What's voltron

A kind of electric lady or wat?
because :.
Voltage =volt

Electron = tron
= Voltron

Hahahahahahaha


That's how baddassz, she felt me online. She no fit take the heat anymore. She kept ranting afterwards like a diseased mad goat. I just look her rantings, shake head and move on to better things.

jackals:
Very cunning man. He quickly changed it

As in ehn?

Don't mind the devilish fox!

Happy Easter my Sis.

Wishing you lots of celebration in your life and family, all through this season and for many years to come amen.

funmisticqueen:
Pls dont mind them dear. Ignore them pls. Lionesses are not concerned with the rantings of grasshoppers.

My babe! Lol

Yes o!

I've ignored them. They can rant forever! I no longer give a fucvk!


Happy Easter dear. Wishing you all the good tidings and blessings from the resurrection of our Lord Jesus Christ. As Christ died for us and rose up on the third day, so shall all our lost blessings locate us , be with us this season. Amen.

God's protection on you dear.

Wow!!!


That's incredible!

So short of words

Lol


Funny animals

iluvMAMAV:
Good people are rare truely , God will bless ya both Amen

Amen and Amen.

As in very very rare.

Thanks dear . God bless you too, amen

iluvMAMAV:
Where is funmi dear
She an Hamatarasha hates demselves so much!

That's between both of them
Funmi is in camp

That lady is an angel in disguise. She saved me when I needed to be saved most. What no male friend has ever done for me, even boyfriend! , funmi did it for me, without demand of sex or anything. She gave all she had at that moment to see I'm alive today.

She came into my life and gave all she had at one of my darkest moments in life.
I owe funmi alot for her kind heartedness and selfless acts. And she knows come what may, no human being, no spirit, no woman, no man will be able to break our friendship and sisterhood to each other. She's one of a kind. Have never seen in my life.
I will say it anywhere I go, Funmistiqueen is an angel sent from God.
Whether some ladies here like it or not? I won't split with funmi cos she didn't fight here for me like an agbero. I don't need it. We are not gangs.
And we are not agberos and uncultured like preshy561 and Uyi. Neither are we from low class like those two bitter cockroaches I can handle them myself very well. Preshy561 is ranting because she is still Pained , so I understand her plight and sorrows.

Anyways Funmi is in camp serving. You can call her if you have her number or send her an email, she will reply.

God bless you Funmi, helpers and good people will always come your way throughout your life, whether enemies like it or not. Love you dear

Preshy561:
[s][/s]

I wonder why you took to your heels when the atmosphere was only getting charged.
Be grateful to me, you learnt a new word today; voltron.
Only a preposterous and disgruntled elephant with low self esteem tend to form what they aren't online by prolonged babbling epistles. And hey, I can see the joy in your pig head that some one graced your pork smelly self with a word like voltron, something no one has ever said to You, I see how you are jumping up and down, saying * imagine preshy isnt this some form of low self esteem disposition?*
Pig, someone begged on your behalf, be grateful to your saviour amatsrsha

Chu chu chu chu!

Just go and get laid!

You need it badly

I don't have your time tonight I have better things to do.

Bye!

jackals:
I don't know what is wrong with our men these days. They cry for an independent lady and when they see one, they cant witstand it. thank God you place the idiot in his place

As in ehn?

I weak when he requested for all my earnings.

I was like does this guy think I'm that desperate to bear Mrs?

Then he will receive the shock of his life!
Men are buying Benz, Range Rover and exotic cars to propose to women they want to marry, but this one is looking for woman salary to collect every Month .

Can you imagine?

He then laughed nervously that he was joking nah.. Can't I take a joke calmly when I see one?

I looked at him ,Oh really?

Amatarasha:
Say anyfin u lyk ,u owe no one shishi


Na dem dey buy you data? Funmisticqueen u love so much just abandoned u thats girls for u ,i remember wen dey insult her you came 2 her rescue,

Dats hw it is in reality i hate my fellow ladies ,

My best friends are guys believe me

My dear, I don't need funmistiqueen to defend me here. I can tackle and defend those cockroaches on my own.
I and funmi relationship is different from the blind toxic gang up relationships here. We are not competing with any gang or group of females on who can fight more dirty here. That's the least of our concerns.
And she knows I will not like it, if she comes up battering words with either of those cockroaches online. I don't like prolonging e fights on a thread. I slay whom I have to slay and move on in some minutes.

Some females cockroaches here don't have jobs, neither do they have life outside nairaland. That's why they can use the whole day voicing out their frustrations and bitterness.

So please leave funmi out of this. U can imagine Preshy calling me a VOLTRON!

The cockroach has felt the heat, that's why she sees me as a Voltron.

That's a good one for me.

Preshy561:
Lol. I look more sexy and feminine than You, hope you know that? You should be competing with the likes of John Cena and the rest.
Have you ever thought of stopping that cream that's giving you loads of stretch marks on those fat hands of yours?

The day of reckoning will Come, honestly.

You Have nothing on me, you know.

She's scared already! She said I have nothing on her ,lol

E go shock you soon. Better call your friends and tell them to hide all your dark secrets!

Anyways no need sef, I'm not like you, and God forbid I be like you, in fact I reject it. I can never be jealous of someone's success And beauty. Not me
And by God's grace I will Never be like your miserable self.

You are a transgender, u are just deceiving your mind. In fact your mind is playing tricks on you about looking feminine. Feminine for where?

Rubbish thing. Keep deluding yourself o

And keep wailing o. I'm done with your case this morning, until another day u cross my path and I will tell u your life story.

I have places to go,byeeee. Keep wailing ugly transgender!

Lol

Guest007:
Yall should just let vicky be

Lol

Don't mind them.

Useless ugly transgenders them , killing themselves ontop my matter.



God thank you for placing me at the head. Thank you Jesus.

Preshy561:
[s][/s]
What do you know about success? Guttersnipe,
Fat ugly mug. Mgbeke forming voltron.

I never still get your time I swear.

Ugly miserable transgender, who get your time today?

Fucvk off, useless animal!

U are disgrace to womanhood!

Tufia!

Useless mad diseased goat!

Spits! Poverty kill you there! Amen

Amatarasha:
Victorian dont mind dem ...

Dey ar just Jealous of d fact that you ar above them...thats all i know about ladies.

dats it ,

I know they are jealous of me and my success

And my continous progress in life, will give them heart attacks one day.

Instead of them to be praying God should change their lives and be useful to themselves and to the society. They are online hating on me.

One day they will think so hard, drink sniper and end their miserable lives

Useless transgenders , calling themselves women.

The more they hate, the more I succeed and build create more businesses and companies. While they wail in poverty and penury.

Animals!

UyaiIncomparabl:
There is nothing to know because you're a freaking damn liar. Old rusted cargo.

Story!

Hide your face in shame

You are a disgrace to womanhood! You are not fit to be called a female, boborisky looks better than u a million times.

You ugly transgender! No man wants! Begging men online for a date!

Tueh!

*spits* on your useless self!

IamPlato:
Why Not Just Use Anger And Send Her Money To show Her You Pass Her Truely instead Of All There Una Online trumpet

Tufia!

God forbid!

cornerplus:
Don't mind them. Don't let them svck you dry. You're more matured. Try to ignore them

I'm not sucked dry.

They seem to forget easily and they want me to remind them again and again.

And I will remind her and her Cohorts their rightful place on earth

Can you imagine? That cockroach! She forgets I know she is wooing guys on nairaland and they are rejecting her.

Rubbish thing.

UyaiIncomparabl:
Every suitor is always meeting you but never marrying you. You and these your numerous businesses we don't know about. Wetin happen na, Aunty?

Anyways, save your petty story for another day. We don't care!

Hunty At least mine is way better than yours

In your case, you claim to be young but it's so unfortunate no man on earth wants anything serious with you.
You even toast men online, they reject you. And still mock you even infront of you!
Are you not so unfortunate?

You! Uyi! That has been rejected by humans and spirits, still get mouth to talk on top my matter.

You that's washing feets for clients in one mushroom hair salon, still get mouth to talk.

You that looks like a caricature, still get mouth to talk

What have u achieved in this life wey you come?

How many businesses or companies do you have in this country, even in Lagos ?

You that's a mere house girl! You Still have mouth to talk

You want to find out about my businesses and companies? I swear you no reach. You are my door mat.. Even my door mat has so much value than your pitiable self.

Better go and hang yourself, cos uv never add any form of value even to yourself, how much more to people.

Slave like you! Dey talk! Wonders shall never end.

Smhhhhhh.

Preshy561:
Shim tulai.

Shim tulai from now till many years to come, OYO.

that's your problem, not mine.

Shim tulai to you too. Cheers


Lol


Ignorant ekpa!

Joromi12:
she too dey lie

I understand plights of people like you and Preshy561.
What you people don't understand, and what u people have never experienced in your life time, you become so bitter on. It's understandable, so I'm not going to argue back and forth with anyone. I'm relaxing today and no matter what y'all say? I'm less concerned about it. In fact I don't care.
Wail and rant from now till more years to come about me, it won't move me. So you and preshy561 should keep wailing about me.

If you guyz feel I'm lying? No wahala. Have always said when u see Victorian comment on any thread, use selective blindness and move on. It's not compulsory u must believe me.

I didn't place a gun on both of your heads to read and believe me.. It's that simple.

virgoquin:
But I thought that you are already married

What would u like to know about that episode?

These whites are aliens.

No need getting angry at him.
He's saying the mind of most Nigerian men.

A typical Nigerian men detest marrying successful women ,it's a well known fact people rarely talk about.

Imagine a suitor telling me last two weeks, I should promise to give him all my earnings in my business. Because he said earlier I won't be submissive in marriage with the way he sees me in his spirit and giving him everything means I will be a submissive wife.

I laughed so hard.

I was like really? Don't worry I will even hand over my company to you, so u and your spirit will become satisfied I'm submissive enough. Don't worry that will be your wedding gift from me to you.

Ole! Come carry o! Because you were there when I was suffering and building my career up. Na you and your papa train me for school and gimme capital to start afterwards. Nonsense!
Smhhhhhh

Aye ma ni ka o!

Know the kind of family u come from and back it up with prayers all the way. As in intense prayers.

okeyglm:
wait o, so he is not married . na wa o

He's divorced