₦airaland Forum

Karatum:
Like mother like Daughter.

Atimes I wonder what this small girl will be telling the man when he is f**king her..

She will say I love you baby! Oh baby! Yes! Oh yes!

Lol

What else do u expect?

Amatarasha:
No one is talking About his boldness insulting A nobel lady in simisola Gold,This is an assault on All of Us ,He thinks we Dont Know What they know ,Dangerous Occultic kingdom they belong is nothing to all of us Anymore, The Exert Euphemism is all this yahoo bla bla bla
People now wish to be Like them(Ugly fools) Some Even curse and insult innocent simisola ,I will be the last person to clap for those fools
Devil is a liar!
God where are you!
O YES! Go and Tell them we know , Before ritualists lie low ,Today ,If you are not doing money making rituals you are not man enough or confirm babe...
We know all you do Guys,and stop those euphemism of yahoo yahoo plus biko

For money:-
- People now sleeps with dead women for 9months
- Boys now eat faeces with bread every friday in oyo
- Guys After collecting ladies undies including their mum's(not that effective) will still sleep with strangebeing All for money
- Youngmen now harvest heads ,livers and hearts n so many more demonic atrocities
,,,,, All these they do when they suceed they will rush into music to sing trash upon trash(abyssial song giving to them by the demon-in-charge) With Naked women Everywhere themed with atrocious seen ,
Praising the demon who fetched them their illfated prosperity encordedly,
Not that i dont know our politicians caused it ,but no matter what we shouldnt praise satanism ,
People lets open our eyes Because Gate of hell approachs us ,Politicians Are behind these situation through new world order, Please lets not be deceived
Simi You will live long For being the only one To stand up against those bastards, As for tiwa savage fvckYou!
Cc ubunja ,dandeboss ,adaibeku offpoint princfred victorian analqueenluci preshy561 mjbolt jezcalmejay unlimitk iamplato

Hmmmmm

I feel Nigeria as a whole as been thrown to the wolves!

Nobody cares, no true care ,no true love, no true commitment, for Christ sakes people's souls have been sold to the devil, just some very ones that's still inline in doing what's proper and good.

If not conscience is dead in this country. I don't know of other countries but in Nigeria, the conscience of majority of Nigerians is dead. And that's the truth!

I can only get genuine smiles and affection from kids and some women who still have the fear of God in them. The rest set of people is zero.

Sighs, May God help this country.

On two different occasions, guys will ask me for a blind date. Later they won't show up, after all there sweet words and hype of how successful they are. And I wonder what were these guys planning against me? Why back. Out at the last minute without seeing me? I will call their phones they won't pick till date
All. I could think of, is maybe they could be ritualist and maybe their Baba said my spirit won't work for their money ritual renewal. Just maybe.. But I thank God, my blood will forever be poisonous in any ritualist plan to renew his wealth.

In fact the ritaulist will automatically become poor! If he tries it on me or uses my pant!
My God is not asleep!

CaptainMitch:
You always follow her about to tell her bad words.

Please don't answer uyailcomparable again

She's frustrated of life. So I understand her problem. Initially I used to answer her back word for word but later I realised she's mentally unstable. Just ignore her when she's tired, only her will carry her legs and walk into the lions den. Let her keep wailing. She is free to visit all the offices owned by Trendsvivi, and she can display her madness there.
When dog wan lost, his master whistle, it will not hear.
She thinks I came to this life because of her. She cannot rub her frustrations on me, i have so much going for me in the real world. And that's why she's raving mad on my matter. Lol
What's she's struggling with me for? I have no idea.

Do you know she thinks about it every day, every minute and every hour. She's so obsessed with me . And las las the end will justify the means.

So all the seamstress in Lagos are all Victorian?

Uyilcomparable u are delusional and going crazy already. I don't have your time this night. You can wail from now till next year, I don't care. And I won't reply u anymore.

Do whatever u like! I'm less concerned.

UyaiIncomparabl:
Hmmmm.
Victorian, I'll be visiting your fashion school next week. Expect me there.

You'll teach me how to make nice dresses, right?

Let me finally see the big shimlai behind this moniker. I want to take up a fashion course for the next 6 months. If you're really good like you yarn, I'll register. Expect my message soon.

No problem

Go another person office next week and misbehave there, my hand no dey o

Whatever your eyes see there, accept am like that, if u misbehave, na you sabi.

Out there is not like nairaland. It's a complete different world out there.

So please feel free and visit trendsvivi next week

Xmen149:
LOL,..dadies girl then momies girl...y do i have this feeling they have spoil you finish

Lol, on the contrary I'm well behaved

Just that I can't cope with suffering and smiling mentality, that's my only bad side.

Don't mind the guys. Keep up with your good work jare.

At least u are not lazy, waiting for one man to come and feed.

Correct babe

Bossjakande:
am more matured Dan dis so I let u go.wont insult u

Just get the fuvck off my mentions.

People like you will go behind cause havoc and will come back be sympathizing and advising nonsense advice as if u are pure, whereas u are bloody Judas! Filled with trash! I used to respect you before but what u did this morning calling on them to start another fight with me is unforgivable.. You are very useless!
I pity anyone who will take u as a friend, u will wreck the friend's life!
Gerrout!

Bossjakande:
wont insult u cos av Neva and will Neva insult u.in dis nairaland who av Neva fight and settle with. even presh I attack her with bad word yesterday cos she put sometin about my tribe. yet today we chat and am sweet to her. dats maturity not swaring for anybody. u dissapoint me. u my friends keep attacking each other did u think I love it? in rooms u dont see I beg p and uyi to stop. have I not beg u to stop. funmi who is ur friend we have fight each other settle b4. cos we all have life outside nairaland.

You are bloody two mouthed hypocrite!
Fool!

What were u calling them for?

To fight me again online abi?

If not I wonder why u were calling them?

You called them for what nah?

Useless fool!
If u dare type my name or click on my mention again, it shall never be well with you amen! Chu chu chu chu chu, you won't go and rest. Be moving around like a diseased fowl! A man for that matter! Nonsense!
For days, we all have been calm , but today u want us to start another fight

God punish you bossjakande. Ode oshi!
Asinwin radarada... Smhhhhhh

Bossjakande:
preshy561 uyailcomparabl see ur friend o hahahaha

Oga confusionist! Devil in disguise! If you dare click on my mentions again. Thunder fire you there! Useless thing! Radio without battery! Who send you work!
I thought u are a man with brain, but I now realize u don't have brain at all! If u ever mention my name again or click on my mentions, it shall never be well with you! Amen!
Ode!

chriskosherbal:
Victoria, Victoria ,Victoria how many times did I call u....stop kissing somebody's hubby ooo

Yea those were strong advice I must confess .

Smiles don't mind me

I will soon have my own hubby .

I even met a very very Cute good looking fine sweet faced, very light skinned and above average height guy yesterday evening. Kind of chubby look and bit muscular

Sighs he is so handsome and thank God he has a job with another extra income by the side. Also few years older than me. I was like wow in my mind, as we gist thru the night.

I will tell him to train In kick boxing. That wil be an icing on the cake. I hope he will agree with me on that.

Do you know what? Dating is fun! Im now begining to like it.

Smiles.

So Jason , u will always be admired all the way from Nija!

Xmen149:
like you have asian blood?..nice pix at dp

Maybe, I don't know anymore jare

My parents are both Nigerians and fair.

Sighs where the Asian look came from? I don't know. I asked mom when she was alive, she said she has no idea and I'm a gift to her. She had lost three other girls, my sisters very early in her marriage before they got to 3years of age.

Then gbam! She got pregnant, gave birth to me and saw I was different in looks.
She and my dad were like no wahala, as long I live long and surpass the others who came before me, then it's all good. And I became daddy's girl. Smiles. Then later mummy's girl.

Yea I am today.. Hale and hearty! The only surviving one of my mom

All thanks to Baba God.

[quote author=kerzhim post=77826698][/quote]You are welcome.

StarOnEarth:
Because of what you wrote about Jason being a turn on.. well the guy is dope

My dear, he is Over Dope!

British white guys most times look weak and white but his own is different with a calm serious face, even when he's tripping for the female Villain or female hero, he still looks tough and serious, as if she's disturbing his space and job of trying to protect her but na feelings she wan bring to the table.. Smiles.


I love JASON!!!!!!!

StarOnEarth:
Lol
I see you have a thing for strong British men

Smiles kind of.

Why do u ask?

kerzhim:
Good afternoon Nairalander. I am seriously in need of an affordable tailoring institution withing oshodi axis.

Call 08025726647, For more details on the fashion school at Fadeyi axis. They are very affordable and it's a registered fashion school.

Bluezy13:
Heaven will frown at my soul if I should look twice at another Lady when the black belt would rest gallantly round my waist.
Your beautiful heart will not witness any cheating tale.
I promise to surpass Jason by the time I'm done.
And I beg for your trust, as I aspire to make you proud.

Wow! That's so sweet!
Been a very very long time, I've heard such romantic rhymes and promise from a Nigerian guy, thumbs up!
Don't worry I trust you already. Smiles.

But wait first! U ehn? You go sabi toast woman o! Lol
Chai!

Lemme ask, are you truly a Nigerian guy?

StarOnEarth:
I don't think you watch his movies that much.
That dude sounds British asf

That's another turn on again.. Jeez!

Rarely would one see a strong British guy fighting like he has iron fists!

Lol

Bluezy13:
Hmmm...
Now I'm jealous.
I guess I should visit the Kick-boxing trainer down the street to teach me some skills.

Lol.. That will be a wonderful idea

And remember to learn how to stick to only me, when uv graduated with a black belt.

Cod Jason statham rarely cheats on any girl he likes in his movies and I guess he's like that in real life too..
No cheating tales on his trail.


Sighs. * with dreamy eyes*

Bluezy13:
You love him, and "kiss"...
But you haven't met him.

Lol, I don't need to meet him to love him.

I watch his films and sighs he is such a tough good guy with his box and kick skills.


I think I'm in love with his character in movies. Such a tough man! And he's not a womaniser in films, that even makes him more alluring in my eyes.

Bluezy13:

Why the frown?

Can't someone love and admire in peace again?

Best advice ever..
So true!

I just love Jason,smiles.. My Crush! Kisses!

Why can't she take her best friend shopping, pay for the best friend shopping alongside her own, instead of borrowing the friend.

Then all the clothes, shoes, bags she wants someone to wear. Why not hand them over to the needy in church or more still dash beggars.

The beggars will pray never ending prayers for her.

It's that simple.

LyfeJennings:
!!!!!
ku Oro omo.
Guy, no vex
Your mum is a Superwoman. May she never rfind a reason to cry.
God go lift your pocket self and that of your family members
U can't blame your mum neither can U blame ur brother. It's no one's wish to beg, U know. It takes a lot of courage for a man, a married one at that to beg from his immediate family. Try and sit your brother down. Discuss where and how U can help him if U can. I know U irritated but joooor, ma binu. Na beg I beg U. May U never be in such terrible situation. Aye le o. Life is fuvvvvcking hard. May God be with U

The first son made life hard for himself, his mum and siblings, because ordinary condom his brain could not decipher to use, whenever he was having sex with his gf back then.

Tell a guy to use condom, na lie. Most don't care about their health or unwanted pregnancies , na 2 dive in raw ! deceiving themselves about withdrawal methods.

Really?

I don't pity him, he should have known better.

I only pity the mum who is roped into taking care of a careless son who was thinking with his dick only.

TheKongoEmpire:
You look like a bleacher.

U were the one who bleached me, abi?

Icekeeng:
I'm three weeks pregnant for you!

Really?

Are u a male, female or transgendered?

It's true she didn't lie.

Most of the married men cheats like mad!

I look at the family pics and I laugh at the wife especially.. God forgive me

If only she knows the kind of hegoat her husband is

Akuruoulo:
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07089236009

Got it

Will send u a message in the next 4mins

Thanks

tintingz:
Go back understand my premise.

One of the thing i said was, everyone on earth has ups and downs, we all have down time or will experience down at some point in our life is this a curse or just coincidental? If it's a curse does it mean every human in all generations are cursed?

And you haven't answer my question, how do you know the calamity of someone is an effect of a curse? Do you have evidence that connects them?


When the British colonials brought their religion and Africans abandoned their Gods, why didn't the Gods cause havoc?

No time, dude

So many things in my mind.

Anything u arrive at, is OK by me.

I'm done with this topic.

Cheers

RZArecta2:
Nigerian police are useless sha, why arrest the girlfriend ?

What a question?

She fucvked him to death..






Nigerian man and sex Ehn?

Mehn so terrible. They can fucvk as if their lives depends on it !

Akuruoulo:
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Am an Owerri man

OK cool


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