₦airaland Forum

LeoDeKing:
God bless Dangote, the CEO
God bless BAT, the president elect.
God bless PMB and PYO
God bless Nigeria and Nigerians
God bless SW SS NW NE and NC

flyinnizam:
I don't know if it was just me but I could not access the Portal during the one day frame I was given and I am typing this by 3a.m and still couldn't access it. Keep showing my dashboard will be enabled soon or whatever than means so I hope they extend the deadline.

fergie001:
SOURCE

Patrickyemi:
Omo a lot of YouTubers cash out with this King Charles trendz. Omo make Una start YouTube channel and monetize it within 3-4 months.

If you want t to learn, mention me, hold your 1k o

nairalandkachy1:
https://twitter.com/toluogunlesi/status/1653769481691299840?t=WpNGXuNcW5cpTm3GlO1D0w&s=19[/quote]I'm not understanding this one o

EriMma1:
Census is here again!!! Coming up next week Wednesday through Friday.

So been thinking... 🤔 how is this census going to be for singles? The last time I experienced it was in the family house with everyone still living under the same roof.

I'm thinking I should go to my elder sisters house and do mine or will I be the only one they'll count in my apartment? Under which family tree kwanu?

What ya think?

Brunosamel:
I just got a message for my first job interview it's a four star hotel I applied for an accounting position I'm not even prepared and I feel anxious. Please guru's in the house how did you handle your first interview enlighten me

fergie001:
SOURCE

Zonefree:

A girl and her wretched family are using you to play ludo and you're trying everything possible to forgive her

I love that you're losing weight and falling sick day by day. It's a good sign for others to learn not to be like you. You're a disgrace to humanity and a waste of space.

A bandit is valuable than you! Tueh!

hdaveyork:
INEC issues Certificates of Return to Kebbi Gov-elect, deputy

hdaveyork:
INEC issues Certificates of Return to Kebbi Gov-elect, deputy

Quenncee:
Don jazz
Osita iheme
Nonso Diobi
Uti Nwachukwu
Denrele Edun
Wale Ojo
Baba Dee
Genevieve Nnaji
Bimbo Akintola
Franca Brown
Tina Mbah
Elvina Ibru
Maryann Apollo all read it. Dem don marry?


Marriage is by choice, not force.

OkuFaba:
In China, cockroaches are considered as a highly proteinous meal,

But the difference in Nigerian and Chinese cockroaches is ours live in soakaway pits, .

Boiling the soup you have boiled its yamayama inside the soup.
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Enjoy your protein, you should have left it inside as part if ur meat.

Kriss216:
Like, you took your shower, wear clothes, put on your shoe, spray perfume and enter studio go snap birthday photos

Nawao. Men are becoming feminine these days and it's bad for humanity.



Birthday blessings to you sha.

iwaeda:
After he has eating and braked plates.

FLASH: Governor of Lagos State, Mr @jidesanwoolu and his Deputy @drobafemihamzat today received their Certificates of return today at the @inecnigeria State Secretariat, 6 Birrel Avenue, Yaba Lagos State. #CongratulationsLagos #LagosHasDecided #GreaterLagosRising pic.twitter.com/ms2ExzmiCW

— Jubril A. Gawat (@Mr_JAGs) March 30, 2023

Neverslumber:
But did you enjoy the meat pie?

Eazzii:
Okay. I've this burden on my chest for over a year now and they say a problem shared is a problem half solved (or multiplied)

So, I've this friend who lives with a woman and her little son. He and the lady are of the same age group. The husband, who is in the US is fully aware of this situation. Note: they stay in the same room and even sleep on the same bed. Also this guy's family house is just a stone's throw from the lady's house but he hardly ever visits there and hasn't passed a night there in over 4 years. If you're new to the area, you'll be forgiven if you address them as man and wife.


My main purpose of creating this thread is not to pass judgement on anybody but to seek your opinions. As a married man, will you be comfortable with your unmarried friend staying with your wife while you're overseas. As an unmarried guy, will you be comfortable living with your friend's wife.

Lao, masculinists and feminists, kindly keep off.



PS: They are both active members of their church.

Islie:
https://www.vanguardngr.com/2023/03/go-to-court-nigerians-tell-super-eagles-after-shocking-loss-to-guinea-bissau/

VEXT:
Wonderful

NwekeUG:
Election: Akwa Ibom State Government Suspends Daily Ticket Levies On Tricycle And Minibus Operators



https://igberetvnews.com/1440702/election-akwa-ibom-state-government-suspends-daily-ticket-levies-tricycle-minibus-operators/

Mylove55:
Obi.diot will not get 25% in River state

Sammy07:
Good

INEC needs cash for many things.

Payment of APOs and POs on the eve of election

Payment of Security officials

Payment of drivers that will convey the materials to the RAC centers and Polling Unit

Payment of Utilities

Payment of those that attended trainings

Etc

Heavens1stson:
Nigerians in diaspora return to vote for the presidential candidate of the Peoples Democratic Party (PDP) and Waziri Adamawa, Alhaji Atiku Abubakar.

Midehi3:
I am seeing only three persons coming to recover Nigeria, with Atiku



They will vote nonsense and run back abroad and leave the rest suffering, mtchewwe

Benesis:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y5_gDiwEJFg

Both the UBA and Access banks in the commercial town were burnt,as people protested the scarcity of the new notes and inability to use the old ones.

parkervero:
But seriously, who your virginity help?

JOACHINpedro:
It is no news that things are brutally hard in this country. Without wasting much time, how many child/children would you like to have?

As for me, na max of Two kids regardless of their genders.

dedonfranco:
Massive......Tinubu is our president.

fergie001:
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Slawomirr:
Damnnn niggar
It is hard but there are some things a man got to do ....because some friends dey do pass themselves....



me way one of my guy loose guard in 2016....the guy wake up the morning of the day he want travel to Abuja go meet he boss for huzzle kingdom....he wake up to realize say he laptop nor green on...immediately na im he beg me for my hp laptop( the only laptop when I dey use as at that time unto say man pikin broke)...but i no reason am..i just give am....unto say my kind heart
This guy reach Abuja...good six months he nor collect anything...na so hungry dey beat am...he go dey call me I go dey give am hope..even send am small small money make he take dey support he feeding unto say their boss dey feed them only once in a day..
Oluwa run am for am...na im the guy pick...but the boss percentage too much......I come advice am make he return to Benin city come dey huzzle on he own afterall he don learn some work, tools and format...
The guy enter Benin...before you know it my guy dey collect am steadily...
Surprisingly or rather i shock when this guy start to dey loose guard me....if I call am he nor dey pick and return call...and funny enough the reason I dey call am na make we dey together as we dey do before dey smoke weed and most importantly make he help me tie weed....because as at that time I nor sabi tie weed...and na him introduce me to weed smoking....by constantly tieing it for me....
but the idiot was thinking because he now has a little money that is why am calling him and wanting to be around him
The one that reallly got to me or rather got me annoyed was the day I called him three times and he didn't pick ...from that day I stopped calling him...for one year I didn't call him...when he realize his mistake he called me one day but I managed to picked and we talked but deep down inside me our friendship can never remain the same...I was no longer picking his subsequent calls...I cut am off
And thank God..I can tie weed now....am a professional in weed tieing as am typing now