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helinues:


2 nukes would make Putin's invasion easier

True, and it will automatically trigger a response that will wipe out Russia.

The way some guys spend money to get women is really something else, especially those weak brains.

I knew a guy who sold his dad's house, immediately he came into money, his lifestyle changed. He started sleeping in hotels.

We were going out one day, he saw a pretty lady. Without greeting, the first thing he told the lady was, "if you follow me now, I will give you 100k". And thats how it happened.

They will never help their fellow guy but will buy drink for you while spending heavily on girls.

The one that pained me most, e go love ashawo. I mean a real sex worker.

Cubalabloo:
Always interfering in what does not concern them abit.

How does it not concern? You threaten the whole world with Nuclear strike if so and so happens and you don't want us to be prepared?

Success Digest! May God grant his soul eternal rest.

Iyaebe:
Anything crypto and other internet ways of making money is fraudulent to me,people that make money online are mostly fraudsters or potential fraudsters.Dem plenty here for nairaland.All those boys doing crypto also know how to hack people's account and hacking is fraudulent, so all of dem dy swim for the same ocean. Crypto=Hacking=Fraud.

Don't say things about something you don't understand. Ignorance is not an excuse. There are so many legit things people are doing and they earn more than oil company workers.

Instead of saying things like this, find time and go for legit training that will last at least 3 months, understand what these guys are doing. Then you can say what you like.

Don't be ignorant in this 2022. I have seen 18 year olds earning more than their parents salaries combined. And I am not talking about only boys

The Bible already told you, get wisdom, and with it get understanding.

I can teach you affiliate marketing and Forex trading.
Peace

Me I love happy endings. It is not the end of the world. Yes, getting pregnant that early is wrong but it has happened. Hope she will learn from it.
While we were growing up and in secondary school years ago, my friend's younger sister got pregnant. That baby was the reason for their father's happiness, following grandpa everywhere. Everyone loved the baby, and today, my friend's younger sister is a lawyer, doing very well, and is married. So op, I pray it turns out well for you and your fmoly

Born2Breed:
Oba or Iba?

It is Iyana Iba, it's the conductors that call it fast fast and changed it to Iyanoba.

A lot people don't know that that Badagry express has the worst traffic in the whole of Lagos state!

There was a time, coming from Mile 2 from 5pm upward, once you get to Volks, na trekking you go trek reach Iyanoba. Cos the traffic tie wrapper.

I avoided that road as much as I could. Anything after 4pm, I no de enter again. Thank God for all the new Flyovers.

The cause of the hold up, on the right side of the road, Alaba International market, Navy town, Satellite town and so many other communities. If they want to go out, all of them must come out to that road because there is big river behind then.

On the left side, trade fair, the biggest army barracks in Nigeria, Festac, all of them come out to that same road because behind them, the barrack refuse to end.

Imagine all these communities being serviced by only 1 road, how e no go de block? I pity the living there and have to go out to work daily.

Munamoqel:
With the high level of prostitution, runs hookup, how do guys cope when getting married to avoid marrying a run girl. Some sites have increased the tempo of transactional sex by ladies. This has increased the probability of marrying a woman that has slept with hundreds of men.

Lagos men how do cope?

Some years back, coming back from work I got to Egbeda about 12:30 am. while contemplating whether to trek home cos you will never see bike at that time or wait with those sellers at the bus top one elderly lady walked up to me. I honestly thought she wanted to beg me for something or ask directions so i gave full attention. Na elderly lady na. Next thing i heard was "short time nko?" as in the "do" will be done some walking distance by the road side. Na so i shout no! begin waka de go house o.

slawormiir:
Damnnn niggarrrr
Isoright ...

Freedom at last

Uptill today alligator and crocodile still dey confuse me...
I can't tell the difference......I dulll finish

You no dull, na just normal thing for people wey no de run into am all the time.

Alligator nose (snout) and croc own no be the same thing.

Their tails differ too. And size generally too.

Some other species still de, like cayman and the rest. But one thing they all have in common, their bite na die.

ManirBK:
do you mean the POS set weekly deduction on his card?

Yes

MITCHELL96:
Good for him, others should learn a lesson


I want to update You guys, you see all these POS people ? Don't withdraw with anybody you like, they're so many POS points out there you should avoid, Not all POS people have the fear of GOD, Not all are Genuine!, They're making Good money and still want to Rip people! , that POS machine can be hacked & modified, and when it's hacked, it will be able to read your Card's Number and Security number and PIN too, the world is advancing so are these yahoo boys and fraudsters too, There's nothing hard these days when it comes to Technology, You might say it didn't take you up to 30 seconds to withdraw your money, how will they be able to copy or snap my ATM card number and withdraw my funds ?

If you're thinking this way, you're a big joke, Real fraudsters are not dull people, they're fxxking smart lads, GET IN!

Sometimes, when I want to withdraw from the bank and I see the line is too much, I don't just withdraw from anybody, I take my time to select and allow my spirit to direct me, you'll see Some people hailing you to come withdraw with them, Some even calling you names like Dangote!, Adenuga!, Winfrey Oprah! , If you're not smart, you could go to the wrong person, some of them sef ehnn, you Could see the word FRAUD written on their forehead sef, when they see fresh guy like me or all those big men and women coming out from big cars, they assume You have huge funds in your account and will want to feast on it, everybody dey find money, some people eyes don red well well, they can do anything for the money, they just don't care wtf it is!


Let's be wise!

Well said. My own be say, if no be Jafar POS I no de withdraw. Jafar na the best POS. Na my area e de sha, find your own for your area.

Meanwhile, a friend of mine went to eat Amala somewhere in Lagos, he used POS to pay. The problem now is that whenever it gets to that time again in the new week, he will be debited. Eg, Every Friday by 2:40 pm, they will charge him 700 naira. For that same Amala o.

Nobody told him to run to the bank after the third week.

2013, Ileya day, Okoko, Lagos. A police pick up just cleared at one busy junction. Obviously they were all drunk. One particular guy was already in stupor.

The guy jumped down from the back of the truck, cocked his gun and was bringing it down to shoot inside the gutter. The problem is, he was bringing it down in slow notion, and yours truly was in direct line of fire.

I jumped out of the way o. Suddenly one of his men stopped him and gently collected the gun.

In my mind I was like, "what if as he was bringing it down in slow motion the gun went off". I thank God I.

Dialpad:
I have never seen a successful child of a police man, I know 3 of them, these are not corporal or low ranks, I am talking about compols.


First one the children all died mysteriously, last born got pregnant, not sure of her situation now.

Second one, first son killed by cultists, second son turned blind in his twenties

Third one, 2 autistic children, third child just fell down and died at school.

I am not generalizing, but talking from personal experience. I would never advise my enemy's children to join the Nigeria police, they are cursed.

Keep your rubbish talk to yourself. We are many and we are all doing well. The calibre you mentioned above simply shows us the kind of people you hang around.

Its like all of you killing and eating snakes recently live in the same community because you all have one thing in common.

The kind pot una de use cook the snakes is always like something they use for ritual.

Abi it's an abomination to cook snake in a good pot on top gas?

Het sn8per and fumigate the entire house one week straight. You don't have to live there that one week.

A while back I Lagos there's was this new insecticide that just came out. Much bigger than the regular one, and it had a Chinese name. The plan was for it to kill mosquitoes and roaches, we came back to see scorpions dead all over. We didn't even know we had scorpions living with us till then. Nowadays that insecticide is no more. So use sniper. It will work

Joysticks:
Where is the suspect who has been declared wanted?

Na that blue thing wey you see for there. 200k Kee them dia.

Fahdiga:
George Olajuwon Ogundamisi see your life. Dealing in drugs just to make illegal money to pepper your Ile Ife people. You will do your time in jail

In Thailand, penalty bid death. No jail time. So he is doomed.

SmellySperm:
Her fu.c.king biz

Exactly! I totally agree. I actually saw this on another media site. I stopped reading when she said her current mumu boyfriend "mistakenly" posted it on snap chat and deleted it immediately afert realizing...

Bullshit!!! You allowed yourself to be filmed I mean... Them no go ever learn

I say ehn, bank go send you happy birthday, still collect money on top that text.

No be small charges o!

Them go just speak one small Grammer, collect 50 naira each from everybody account, gbam! them don hold millions sharp sharp.

And government no de talk anything cos them get their cut. In developed countries, banks get businesses them de use sustain the bank.
Chargess are minute, for here, na the banking be the business.

jansonn:
Oga, don't dish out wrong advice, if you can't help the young man, just don't add to his problems. Smokers are actually liable to die young, the fact that your brother is a selected few doesn't mean the quote is not valid. Alcohol can cause hepatocellular cancer, smoking is a carcinogen for virtually all forms of cancers. Infact, in medical school, when asked aetiology of any cancer and terminal illness and you don't know the cause, just say alcohol and smoking. As for the op, see a doctor, a consultant preferably, there are some drugs that could help with the cravings.

His brother is not among any selected few cos there is nothing like that. When the time comes and his body starts reacting, everything will happen at once.

There is one i know. After many years, he had abscess in his liver. He immediately stopped drinking and smoking. Now he is seriously looking for life. He has sworn never to drink or smoke again. The problem now is, they have to operate and drain him almost every month cos he is not healing.

I remember one incident in PH many years ago. The babe just surprised the guy with her wedding announcement. Meanwhile the guy was seriously the inlove with her. Because he was seriously heart broken, she wanted to go and console him. Na so she carry her leg Waka go visit the guy a day to her trad.

Long story short, her saving grace was that she told her brides maid where she was going. The guy man did not only bang, he kidnapped her and said he was going to spoil that wedding cos no one knows where she was. He did not allow her leave meanwhile family members were looking for her at home. Na night her family members come storm the place and forcefully took her home.

This thing happened years ago just around when we started using cell phones in Naija.

WibusJaga:
This HURIWA no like this Abba Kyari

Lol... At all at all. See trap wey him want set for the guy. Him want make Kyari go automatically become hushpopi cell mate.

[quote author=b3llo post=104209862]Decompol Kyari! There is a grey area to Ur statement. Why would your office be a point of pick up for bought goods?

For your sanity n reputation avoid associating with people with questionable wealth. Good Nigerians appreciate your good works.[/qute]

His office is now a boutique

My op. Someone said it all up there. It is just grace. It does not mean that those sinners will necessarily enter heaven o. But they carry grace.

Some people go to church and don't get it while it comes to others easily.

That being said, God is still the oga patata of them all cos the Bible says He chooses whom to bless.

OlayemiAshraf:
Have you try traditional doctor .... They'll prescribe some leaf and agumu for you .... Pelee shotigbo

Lalasticlala

Op this person here might have a point. I know a guy in port Harcourt that year that had similar issue. The mucus was extra slimy and thick. He used to rub it everywhere. It was so irritating. Anyway, one day one woman from.ijebu travelled home, when she came back she brought one traditional stuff in a small bottle. The thing stank ehn but this guy drank it I want to think it was a traditional ENT syrup. He started sneezing uncontrollably until one thickest thing came out and that was it.

This was in 2005 so don't tell me to send you their contact. But just try traditional.

Aufbauh:
I wondered why some persons underestimated the power of a sitting Governor. Is it out of ignorance or mischief?

The loss of Ayade by the PDP diminishes the party. Ayade mustn't win the whole Cross Riverians to the APC but the party APC will gain immensely from him numerically, financially and structurally.
He can also prevent election rigging where he cannot add. That's how it works.

E go shock you. No need to respond. Just wait and see how things onfold.

Offpoint1:
They've employed someone 2 months ago and that idiot still collected 2.5k from you... I would have gone bad and left him nice bunches in the face for wasting my time and resources.

No disturb yourself you won't do anything!
They will give you another letter to another establishment very far away. They will keep giving you letters till you stop coming.

That 2500 is not refundable. That was their main target in the first place.

Very horrible set of people. Imagine how many people will fall victim and pay 2500 on a daily cos people need work.

I watced the movie just yesterday. I didn't really enjoy it as per Moral Kombat. I just saw it as another action movie.

My best Mortal Kombat movie still remians MK2. The fight between Cyrax and Jax was legendary.

petitmonde:
Stop advertising your ignorance.
'flex six months Sara': unto say you gather money join build the property.

No mind am. Na so them de run mouth. Him never jam.

DaBogu:
Author Leezah

LAWYER
Get a lawyer.. Please don't take laws into your hands, because the law tilts more in favour of tenants. get a lawyer to Give him quit notice if his a yearly tenant If the tenant is on yearly payment, it is 6 months notice that u'll give him and it will start counting frm d day you served him d notice irrespective of how many months he has not paid.

Once the quit notice has been filed validly for 6 months, any day over that 6 months notice means the tenant is holding over that property illegally and he no longer becomes a tenant but a tenant at sufferance and from there onward you dont need to issue him a quit notice again but an OWNERS INTENTION TO RECOVER PREMISES in 7 DAYS And from there onwards the tenant practically has no defence legally when the matter will be filed at the rent tribunal nearest to you.

Tops with all the adjournment within 3 to 5 months the court balliffs will personally come to serve them to eject them of the premises compulsorily.

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DO IT YOURSELF (DIY)
If you don't want to contact a lawyer.
Let me give you a summary of what you should do .Serve him the statutory notices ie 7 days and one month,then file a suit for recovery of premises at the nearest magistrate court.

Once the case comes up tell the court you are handling the case yourself,enter witness box and tell the court what the man did and the order you are seeking from them.The bailiff will then enter the box and tell the court that he served the man but he didn't come .The court will then grant you the order you are seeking.You will take the judgement copy and go to the bailiff and pay them for policemen.

The policemen and the bailiffs will go to the man's house one early morning, break his house and pack all his properties to the court premises. I hope you learnt something today from this. Goodluck

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GOVERNMENT
If you based in Lagos If its Lagos, go through the human right activist section or Mediation center of the State Government. They have many outlets in each local government in the state. They'll charge a fee of #8,000 and would handled the cases

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STREETS
I don't encourage this any longer but its inevitable where a tenant things you must suffer after the initial suffer to build a house. Go to court, pay the clerk and officials and get a notice, paste on his door in his absent and snap then take notice off. Make some other person appear in court in his stead as a proxy tenant he transferred tenant ship to without your consent and get a verdict and evict him immediately as the unpreparedness will rock his life for ever. He can continue the fight from outside your house. The person that appeared is the person you have been seeing around the house and you don't know him. Simply put, he alone can provide that person.

I like "streets" over!!!