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dawnomike:
Does he have a laptop? Can get him a remote job

Good day Sir.
Please i also own a laptop, do reside in Enugu and I'm open to both remote and physical roles Sir
Help save a life please 🙏

Lorenzop:
Drop your WhatsApp line

please I need some tutoring too Sir. Then Lockdown isn't even over yet my firm has laid off a good number including me.
whatsapp: 08171936474. Thanks

3036197023 first bank

What an Abati-like response. Of a truth, CAN has finally lost it. Classical example of a sinner has no right 2 identify anything wrong. Maybe CAN needs a new PRO. When will ds niggas learn 2 talk or respond within context n stop resorting 2 childish personality attacks when pertinent issues r raised? Smh

@dreamflyn, plz as a 500L engr student, i'l rily luv 2 contact u cos afta followin u thoroughly on ds site, ur jx so grounded skill-wise n truth b told, ds my prospective B-eng is gradualy lukin lyk trash 2 me evryday. I nid a skill urgently n wud appreciate ur hep so much abegg

oooo chief oyoyo sweetus, tnx 4 mekin ma 2014. Help me greet d heavenlies of banana island...As 4 haters of d High-Chief, go get a lyf n stop tekin lyf so seriously. Plz get bk ur humor as Sweetus may wt ds offer u sm gardenin job in his banana manshun

Uyi Iredia: I don't. And with Fashola's kind of governance you might wait up to 50 years before u see it. That's good, because with Jonathan I would say 3 centuries, he is that much of a tortoise. For the OBJ's and Buharis it would take forever: they are they old problems yet to pass away.

ooo lawd ds guy jx killed me wt lafta...bt ur sure spot-on

mbulela: Any governor worse than TA Orji ought to give up on life itself.

lwkm i swear

uccheks: I now know that some people don't know what bad governance smells like.... .I'm a traveller and I'm yet to encounter a state like abia... and a governor like my dear governor... T A orji. I believe he doesn't have shame... I'm ashamed for him...Abia tops the list.. my governor is a comedian....

ooo lawd, d gr8es mistake av made in 2013 is eatin beans yl readin ds 1 in particular cos i vomitd it al via lafta...u made ma xmas i swear

Evn as an Easterner, i stl bliv d very sins of Lt. col Chukwuemeka 'kaduna' Nzeogwu wil 4eva b remembered

agbameta: Your mates dey progress, you sidon dey make rubbish nonsense about your stupid oil, the same oil that your own incompetent leaders in SS can not make good use of with all their derivations, NDDC. They can not even do the same thing this man in Kano is doing?

What are you building with your precious oil in SS? Nothing but stealing and stealing Alams style, Odili style, igbinedon style and ibori style..

i must confess am 4rm d so-called oil-city of eket in akwaibom state n av been residing here 4 ova 3yrs nw. Having visited so many places in nigeria, kano inclusive, i cnt help giving u 1000LIKES. Problem wt we southerners is we jx tink oil automatically accords us d 1st-class status of development wt little 2 show 4 it al tnx 2 lack of xposure...'ur oyel' indeed

Abu-Maryam:
If at this point Jonathan do not understand these guys are part of his problem, then i really agree he is CLUELESS

stl d best comment av read ds week

ignis: N18,000, the theif took my wallet while I was sleeping in a bus going to lagos.
On reaching lagos, he asked for my bus stop, I told him. He then stopped at a bus stop before mine and started running. That was when i sensensed something, i checked my wallet but couldn't find it. I was very fustrated cos my Id cards n ATM cards are also inside the wallet.

u made ma day wt ds bro...welcome 2 lagos

eagle,eye:
Campaign things on Point. T. A. Orji did it in Abia State.
Oya naw, where dem dey...... The I voted GEJ and not PDP people. I am Igbo, but I was nearly crucified prio to 2011 election, cos I said GEJ doesn't have the track record of a Performer.
Please, Vote in GEJ in 2015, he may perform MIRACLE then as T.A. Orji is doing in Abia State.

lolz...i in akwaibom xperienced same bro dat i had 2 boycott electionday 2 avoid being lynchd by evn fellow students, al tnx 2 ma notion about him 4rm day1. Only in naija u find ppl turnin up in dia thousands n defyin al odds jst 2 vote a man in2 d most exalted position, tnx 2 his lack of shoes n schoolbag. Imagine he neva evn campaignd much cos d gullible masses perfectd d 'LUCK, NO SHOES N SKUL BAG' campaign 4 him. Now dy xpect d man 2 use his brain n perform 'magic' wen dy knw dat was neva d reason/true accord most naijans made wt him via dia vote. N 2 evn imagine some mofos evn in ma bkyard kip shoutin 'na our oyel, mek im chop' as if dy catenated dose C-atoms wt H, evn wen dy cnt afford 2-linear-meals daily...smh. Bt seriously, wetin una 1t d man 2 do na??

eagle,eye:
Campaign things on Point. T. A. Orji did it in Abia State.
Oya naw, where dem dey...... The I voted GEJ and not PDP people. I am Igbo, but I was nearly crucified prio to 2011 election, cos I said GEJ doesn't have the track record of a Performer.
Please, Vote in GEJ in 2015, he may perform MIRACLE then as T.A. Orji is doing in Abia State.

lolz...i in akwaibom xperienced same bro dat i had 2 boycott electionday, al tnx 2 ma notion about him 4rm day1. Only in naija u find ppl turnin up in dia thousands n defyin al odds jst 2 vote a man in2 d most exalted position, tnx 2 his lack of shoes n schoolbag. Imagine he neva evn campaignd much cos d gullible masses perfectd d 'LUCK, NO SHOES N SKUL BAG' campaign 4 him. Now dy xpect d man 2 use his brain n perform 'magic' wen dy knw dat was neva d reason/true accord most naijans made wt him via dia vote. N 2 evn imagine some mofos evn in ma bkyard kip shoutin 'na our oyel, mek im chop' as if dy catenated dose C-atoms wt H, evn wen dy cnt afford 2-linear-meals daily...smh. Bt seriously, wetin una 1t d man 2 do na??

Akshow: Just the kind of thing we want to hear. Just when u think the otueke baboon has learnt how to talk, booooooom he misfires again. Silly man.

lolz...choi!! U made ma day bro...2 d otuoke fisherman, al av got 2 say is; clueless is d trait n incompetence is d game

Akshow: Just the kind of thing we want to hear. Just when u think the otueke baboon has learnt how to talk, booooooom he misfires again. Silly man.

lolz...choi!! U made ma day bro

Akpa ife: wht do u fools expt him 2 say when hausa r bombing every where if u r a worker will u go n work there so when there is peace there is progress

blame northerns nt GEJ

d real problem uv got bro is a 1day english class n not even naija's endless problems or GEJ's cluelessness n incapacity bro...4rm ma humble hut in d so called 'oil rich' eket, i smh 4 u

Kamanda: Just grab a weed AND/OR alomo and forget Naija wahalas

beta get headache 4 a madman dan 4 ds irredeemable jungle i swear