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Romance / Re: Had Sex With An Abino Before? How Was It? by VicUkegbu(m): 9:03pm On Nov 27, 2021
Jinsiku123:



Reading this, I nearly cum grin
You go sabi cum quick o
Romance / Re: Had Sex With An Abino Before? How Was It? by VicUkegbu(m): 9:02pm On Nov 27, 2021
ReoCoker:
Mehn, during my NYSC days, na so one RCCG albino sister nor let me rest with invitation to her church, so I decided to attend just to make her happy, after service, babe came to where I was sitting down receiving lectures as per first timer and requested I should show her my place so she can come pick me so we go to church together every Sunday, when we got to my lodge, I asked her to sit down and make herself comfortable, her ass nor be here. .

I intentionally pulled my trouser in her present revealing the monstrous baba caged in my white banana boxers, she started saying she will soon leave, I said no problem, then I kissed her neck and thanked her for inviting me to her church and also complimented her beauty, that kiss made her have goosebumps like turkey skin, immediately, I know say babe go don wet like where crase dey baff grin

Na so I push her gently without any form of resistance, take off her pink panties and furcked her thoroughly. Her moaning nor be here.

I miss you Agnes, you were never stingy with the pussy anytime I ask. smiley
Romance / Re: Had Sex With An Abino Before? How Was It? by VicUkegbu(m): 8:59pm On Nov 27, 2021
Solofresh2:
And what do I gain by knacking them
Love and infection

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Travel / Re: How Do I Relocate Abroad. HELP!!! by VicUkegbu(m): 8:45pm On Nov 27, 2021
lilyheaven:

Is Ietls not needed ?
Not in every university
Romance / Re: Why Do I Get Angry After Sex? by VicUkegbu(m): 9:22pm On Nov 19, 2021
Idk... but I will say you somehow feel guilty or have a burden after you've had sex...

Either you didn't truly want to do it or idk...
But try and access yourself better to know...
Or you can as well practice ABSTINENCE
Romance / Re: See How I Spent My Last #100 (PHOTO) by VicUkegbu(m): 6:11pm On Nov 14, 2021
LeeSantos:
smiley What majority of persons want is like this
Graduate from school or finish learning skill or handy work
Get a job or other things
Afford to have a nice apartment within a year or half
Afford a nice car with two years
Have a nice relationship
Start a nice family
Take care of family when
Get whatever the kids what
Go on a vacation once a year.

Is this too much to ask for?




It's not too much to ask...
Find out how people are making money and devise your own good means of making your papa...
Then live your dreams
Romance / Re: See How I Spent My Last #100 (PHOTO) by VicUkegbu(m): 6:10pm On Nov 14, 2021
daddytime:
This is temporal....

Keep grinding legally...do not get carried away or peer-pressured into the fast lane, because you'd be postponing/elongating this current situation when karma comes in her time.

Never jump the gun, stay on course, do your present condition which is, for the most part, one of life's processes. See it as your NYSC which is age-bound and not advisable to skip. You know what happens if you are found out to have avoided NYSC, that's what life is most of the time.

You'd be sent back by life to your last position in the queue to start all over and hopefully learn a lesson on how not to jump the queue ever again.

Never quit...

Peace
Lol
...
This your ideology sef
Romance / Re: I Went To Brothel After 3 Months Off by VicUkegbu(m): 6:08pm On Nov 14, 2021
That's bad OP... so sorry

But you've got to work on yourself... you lack discipline and self control...
You need to have a strong willed mind!!!...
I say to start getting closer to God.. attend church services....
Eat clean... try to workout sometime... atleast twice a week
And most importantly forget what has happened its all in the past...
Don't let the past take away your happiness... you are not the first person going through this phase.. so buckle up!!!
Try to engage yourself in productive ventures!!!

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Programming / Re: Product Designers (ui/ux) Get In Here. by VicUkegbu(m): 6:45pm On Nov 11, 2021
Hi, I want to take up a course in UI/UX..
Don't even know if I am on the right track
Romance / Re: I Have Compulsive Sexual Behavior (hypersexuality) by VicUkegbu(m): 4:56pm On Nov 11, 2021
Boogyman557:
HOLLY GRAM cool WTF MAN
Are you always like this yo
Romance / Re: How To Easily Seduce A Girl That Visits You For The First Time by VicUkegbu(m): 3:50pm On Nov 11, 2021
MikeofKd:
Oga all this crap just to straff babe. Nawa o

Listen fellas all you need is a clean apartment with perfect serenity, TV or laptop to see movies or som
Red wine ,every girl loves red wine, eat with her ,talk with her ,from d talking just keep quiet all of a sudden and give her dat serious look den make your move lobatan. : grin

Simple o

I no no weten oga dey talk since
Nairaland / General / Re: How Has January To November 2021 Been So Far? by VicUkegbu(m): 4:52pm On Nov 08, 2021
RaphaellaDD:
It's been really good!
January met me in a job that was mentally and physically draining with a boss from hell.

Thanks to having an emergency fund I was able to quit and rest for a few months while thinking about my life.

In April, I started taking my side hustle seriously and really putting structure and marketing my business.

It's November and I've earned more than I thought I would, I have enough to really plan for 2022 and how I'll get a steady flow of prospects and high paying clients.

I'm really grateful to the universe and proud of myself for putting in the hard work.

Which side hustle abeg?
Travel / Re: Uk Student Visa/tier 4 Pbs - Your Questions Answered Part 6 by VicUkegbu(m): 4:46pm On Nov 08, 2021
VicUkegbu:
Can I use my WAEC cert as a proof of English proficiency??

Someone should reply me na
Travel / Re: Uk Student Visa/tier 4 Pbs - Your Questions Answered Part 6 by VicUkegbu(m): 4:29pm On Nov 08, 2021
Can I use my WAEC cert as a proof of English proficiency??

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Travel / Re: Uk Student Visa/tier 4 Pbs - Your Questions Answered Part 6 by VicUkegbu(m): 9:31am On Nov 08, 2021
If someone other than your parents wish to sponsor you...
Am I expected to select Self in my application form, since the money will be in my account?
Travel / Re: Uk Student Visa/tier 4 Pbs - Your Questions Answered Part 6 by VicUkegbu(m): 9:28pm On Nov 07, 2021
Okusi:
Good morning,

I have 2 offers for January 2022. BCU - Msc Automotive Engineering £14500 and Portsmouth - Advanced Manufacturing £16000

I'm indecisive at which to pick yet because I don't know how cheap accommodation, job prospects and quality of teaching is at both schools.

I see automotive to be very lucrative (high rise in electric vehicle) but it's specialised while Advanced Manufacturing to cut across lot of opportunities.

Also, for BCU, I'll need to have my POF for up to 2 months as they'll request for it to issue CAS and also going to have pre-CAS interview. Where as, UoP doesn't request for statement and interview for CAS.

Advice please

Can I PM you?
I also want to apply for Msc Automotive or Aeronautic engineering BCU
Travel / Re: Uk Student Visa/tier 4 Pbs - Your Questions Answered Part 6 by VicUkegbu(m): 10:28am On Nov 06, 2021
bemagnify:


You will not go for NYSC ni
I don't fancy it yet....
Just want to leave regardless of not having done my NYSC

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Travel / Re: Uk Student Visa/tier 4 Pbs - Your Questions Answered Part 6 by VicUkegbu(m): 3:26am On Nov 06, 2021
HI GUYS
I Want to apply for BCU for Sept 22/23 but currently am still in my final year but will finish around February 2022 which is next year.
Should I apply now or wait till I get my transcript ready?
I am also considering time...
Programming / Re: Please Which Career In Tech Can I Master In 1 Year For A Job by VicUkegbu(m): 9:21pm On Nov 05, 2021
I guess Data science o

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Family / Re: Pls Advice! My Brain Might Be Malfunctioning by VicUkegbu(m): 10:20am On Nov 04, 2021
Mercychen:


Hm.. I don't know about short or long term memory loss. What I know is, memory loss is memory loss. The only place I've seen people regain their lost memories is in movies.

I once worked with a guy, my chairman's son who lost his memory in a fatal accident he had abroad. He couldn't remember anyone. He had to be constantly reminded that these are his parents or siblings. His girlfriend left because he didn't recognize her any longer.

12 years after the accident was when I met and worked with him. Even ats at then, it was still affecting him. Everyday, I have to remind him this was the clothe he wore yesterday and he'll be like I'll change it tomorrow.

He may be eating and suddenly called to the chairmans office. He'll cover the food and keep somewhere. If I was there when he kept the food, I'll be the one to remind him to continue with his food otherwise, that food will rot there. And when you ask, he'll be like, I'm not the one. Hmm..

This was a once brilliant American big boy the father trained abroad. Came out with distinctions and was living large abroad before the accident.
Now, you have to teach him stuff like a baby. He doesn't even know how much he has in his account anymore.

His wicked elder brother who used to bow to him was now taking advantage of this guys condition. When they pay him, the elder brother will borrow his salary and never pay back and this guy won't even remember to ask.

Abeg, ops case is different.

Chaiii

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Education / Re: My Friends Abuse Me Because I'm Schooling... by VicUkegbu(m): 9:15am On Nov 04, 2021
Soothsayer992:
How did you arrive at the decision to go to school in the first place. You went to school for a reason. I guess it's because you want to secure your future. Better stick to your guns. School is like dough. Before you make bread or cake you need the dough( flour).

Which kind dirty future?
Education / Re: My Friends Abuse Me Because I'm Schooling... by VicUkegbu(m): 9:13am On Nov 04, 2021
Taking such a decision is left for you...

But getting your school certificate is also important, regardless of the fact that most graduates don't even use their certificate after schooling.....
Na straight up hustling...

My brother, its so cold outside oh...
Whether illegal or legal... try to secure the bag!!
As long as you don't kill anybody oh!!

Keep those your guys as friends, they can teach you how to make money... stuff which they don't teach in our universities

No one cares if you die of hunger tomorrow, so y should someone be preaching morals to you now...

Mstcheew the person dey feed you?
Abeg keep those your guys closer to you as long as say dem no dey do rituals...
Learn a thing or two from them... and also make money...

Schooling system in Nigeria is trash btw
Education / Re: My Friends Abuse Me Because I'm Schooling... by VicUkegbu(m): 9:06am On Nov 04, 2021
femi4:
Show me a yahoo boy that has a company? They are wired into getting quick cash, they can't do biz or run a company

Lol that's not true...
Some have good investments as well
Romance / Re: How To Lastlong During Sex by VicUkegbu(m): 4:24pm On Nov 03, 2021
baralatie:

All these theory because of 11 seconds?
He asked for it
Romance / Re: How To Lastlong During Sex by VicUkegbu(m): 11:24am On Nov 03, 2021
Slow Down: Generally, the faster the man has sex, the quicker he ejaculates. Rapid, hard thrusts result in a faster climax. A slower, more measured technique means the penis tip is less stimulated and ejaculation delayed. It also allows for greater control over ejaculation.
Romance / Re: How To Lastlong During Sex by VicUkegbu(m): 11:20am On Nov 03, 2021
I don't get the reason some are saying he should just ejaculated and sleep...
Since he is having sex... the female reaches orgasm later than men. So the aim should be to get her to orgasm first then yours can come later...
70% of men generally ejaculate quite sooner before their female counterpart orgasms... So therefore there is a need to last longer..
Here are some few tips

1. Spend a reasonable amount of time during pre-intimacy: Just Google about pre-intimacy and learn some useful techniques. If you get your game right she should get some multiple orgasm before you then proceed to vaginal penetration.

2. MouthAction: Can also be classified under pre-intimacy but this requires experience and skills to execute. Men should learn to give some mind blowing cunnilingus, reason is that the tongue is never tired and you save loads of energy unlike conventional thrusting which enervates one.

3. Train the brain: When having sex try to think of other stuffs which tend to make the brain go into thinking. If you focus 100% on her body and the pleasure, you are likely to release quick... You can count backwards or do some maths in your head... You can think of your child hood bully and translate that anger to the knacking process.

4. Try uncloging your arteries: Google about this... there is some amalgam of ginger, garlic, e.t.c which helps to unclog the arteries

5. Loose weight if over weight

6. Use a thick condom to reduce sensitivity

N/B: Some might suggest the use of sex enhancers but it's generally not advisable considering the short and long term effects...

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Education / Re: Nigerian Graduate Upgrades His Barbing Salon To Top Class (Photos) by VicUkegbu(m): 10:46am On Nov 03, 2021
Ayo2004:
Money dey this barbing o!
Hair must grow so people must Barb to look good

My elder brother best friend sold the land he inherited for like 3.5million and opened a standard barbing saloon when he didn't see work after school in 2016

Now,he has his own car,is building his house in winners area in Ota and he always dress good.Last time I went,he was telling me he wants to open another one in Ikeja
Normal barbing price is 2k and man has a lot of customers,u no fit go there anytime without seeing crowd,he even has PS4 which attracts a lot of guys as they get to play for free while waiting

White collar job no dey pay at all o!



This was thoughtful of him.
Romance / Re: My Girlfriend Has Been Sleeping With Her Pastor by VicUkegbu(m): 8:06pm On Oct 29, 2021
This pastor na Johnny Sins
Health / Re: I Can't Sleep At Night Please What Can I Do by VicUkegbu(m): 10:16pm On Oct 28, 2021
So sad..
RIP to your late brother!!!

But you have to be a man and step up, you have to let loose of the shackles of emotions and guilt tying you down....

What has happened has happened.. you cannot do anything to change it

You need to forge ahead and be optimistic, such is life.
Everyone loses someone, at the end of it nothing is guaranteed...
We are just here temporarily, everyone will go soon day.. although some leave earlier!!

Please don't do drugs to avoid dependence on it which will now result to other complications.

You can start hitting the gym to get your mind off the pain
Jogging...
Try also getting closer to God and also try keeping in touch with some good friends!!!


Be a man!!!

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Career / Re: Saving Vs Investing: Which One Is Better? by VicUkegbu(m): 12:31pm On Oct 28, 2021
I think it's quite hilarious what some are saying....
We all know the average Nigerian is trying to keep his head above water...
Investment is a wise move but there are numerous people who don't have money to invest at the moment...
Career / Re: Saving Vs Investing: Which One Is Better? by VicUkegbu(m): 12:23pm On Oct 28, 2021
slawormiir:
Damnnn niggar
Investment anyday anytime twice on Thursday...

But as you are investing... also be flexing and enjoying

Don't be investing alone for a future that is not guaranteed...

The worse part na those way dey save only....saving for tomorrow that is not sure...
Yesterday small thing enter my account...the first thing i do....I update some alcoholic wine for my low budget ass bar shaperly...buy enough weed...then maybe later....me and my niggarrrrs go book hotel....update one or two beautiful slim runs babe take follow up...after all these before I go dey think of investment and savings..if at all I go even invest and save from the money self
I can not come and kill myself for tomorrow that is not guaranteed


Some atom of truth here tho
Romance / Re: Piercing by VicUkegbu(m): 9:39pm On Oct 23, 2021
Does piercing change her personality?
Allow her to express herself in the way she loves.

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