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Jackonsy:
Can I get your number please

Okay you can

danny56:
You see that thing called curse or spell or generational curses is real...

Your forefathers may have covenanted dangerously on your behalf even when you weren't born..

Find out your family battles before getting married. I have first hand experience.

This is one of such cases that may have occurred.

Not just generational curses, someone could do that to him just because he's moving forward.

As an African/Nigerian man no sopoz dy ordinary, anything fit happen at anytime

Hammer2019:
When I was still in the game, waist beads was a major turn off for me. I always had a bad feeling about any girl wearing one

And you're off the game, why?

U bn wan do am chuku chuku now u dy call God name

Who is deceiving who now? Na all these girls when if u enter your carrier don kpeme

Wow

Ebus nwa mama

Chi59:
Eeyah... I'm so happy for her.
Guys above me, not every woman with huge boobs love them. Even us, that have average size, some days, the boobs feel heavier than others. Thank God for science.

Yours is small to be called average for our liking

Cossy orjiakor right now

What if she had a G-string on nko?

Lols just yesterday i was chatting with a lady on Messenger but she seem to be snubbing me and all the forming

Immediately i told her i stay in abuja and my mum and sister may be traveling to london this Christmas damn she gave me her number immediately asking me to come to her place this Christmas

Thank God say i no b forkboy

If she keeps on repeating it then I'll have to play along. Las las na she go tire

This dude looks like Williams uchemba or is it just me?

Lucky generation flexing life choi if na during my time make aunty catch u go close to gal first

Damn

Is it that she has no brothers or close male cousins to report to?

I remember how i disfigured a student teacher's face for flogging my younger sister mercilessly for what she didn't do when she was in ss1

If you dy leave some people dem gode feel say dem get sense pass

Take heart bro. You're saved

God loves you

Brandstudio01:
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4lashy:
Oscar, my 5 months old Boerboel is down with Parvo... treatment has been ongoing for the past 4 days. I hope he survives this.

What a sad news, get tumeric and administer immidiately

1Sharon:
I'm sure you believe it abeg, like the typical nigerian.

And why didn't you say anything else to me on that thread? Are you now ready to post those pics of yours?

I didn't want to argue any further since you claimed i have another account accusing an innocent guy and even calling me names just because you didn't believe me, is that a good thing to do?


You think they would've have gotten my Instagram address so easily? Then they would've deleted my Instagram, twitter, WhatsApp and reddit account as well. How they got access to my Facebook and phone baffles me, I personally discovered top hackers are hired to do such jobs and are highly paid for it. I change my IP address when I want to go dark web to check something sometimes too

Aren't you a nigerain?

1Sharon:
Of course not! The guy is a liar
And im sure you believed every bit of it
Stalking me?

I didn't say if i believed or not only wanted to see your view about the story, nice you dug deep to get the real picture

I'm not stalking you, don't tell me you're still afraid of me

1sharon do you believe this storey?

funmisticqueen:
why the sudden interest in my case?

Not really your case but I'm only studying. Life is all about learning remember

funmisticqueen:
I am not tonto dike, i never said i don't need a man, i only said i am not settling for any one who isn't worth it

How do you mean by "settling"please?

You mean you wouldn't settle for less or you're not ready to settle yet. Which one?

funmisticqueen:
that's easy, Move out of town, make money, travel, either adopt a child or get a sperm donor, but settling is not worth it, it is not even on the agenda.

A lot of 'evening newspapers' are happier than most married women

Still after getting all these you'll still need a man.

Tonto dike claimed she could do without Churchill or any man then but last week she said she'd sponsor their wedding if only she'd get a man to marry her.

So what do you do when you see yourself in tonto's shoes? Don't you think it's frustrating...

funmisticqueen:
He's right actually.

A few of us smart ladies have actually realized this.

This is why we reject broke men, men with 'potential' by mouth only,all talk but no action.

We are selective about who we want to end up with.

To all the ladies, level up and date up.

What if you should clock 30+ still no husband then what'd you do if you couldn't find that man with "potential" nko?


Btw are you married ma?

Not surprised at all. My neighbour a 29 years old guy wedded a woman in her 40s last month. I don't know how she convinced him but guess the guy plans to be eating the woman's daughter or something.

He doesn't seem to care what outsiders have to say, not his business even

SamzackD:
Thanks, I always think that, if you connect the dotted lines of News happenings and mysterious disappearances, you'll find out that there are other creatures out there, and the reason why we haven't been able to interact with them is because our earth doesn't support their life forms, same way other planets can't support human life,

who ever created the universe did a great job, separating the species, but curiosity always get the better of us because we would want to explore,

No I haven't gone dark web before, can you please recommend any to me?

It's not about recommending, Google dark web and then quote me again

Someone did that to you spiritually, go and seek for help

SamzackD:
Ordinary men are ordinary because of what they don't know,

and i plan on exploring the seas and space (could even turn this one to a profitable venture like spacex) and if need be try to learn a thing or two about Satanism.

Nice path you're following. I can tell you that there are creatures that dwell outside earth, far away from the solar system we all know. Have you gone dark web before?

Do it this way

You: seems I know you from somewhere *smiling*
Once she smiles back and responds then you start from there

1Sharon:
Yes.
But Facebook flags people and deletes people's accounts all the time. They do it when you post something offensive.

Its definitely nothing to do with any big cover up abeg.

If they wiped everything possible, they would have have targeted your Google drive too. You think they can't trace your IP address?

Well fine you're right.

1Sharon:
What has atheism got to do with the belief in mermaids?

Yes, you're freaking me out. Why can't you just post it here??

I only asked a question.

Now let me tell you this. on February, I stumbled on a Facebook post (international) about mermaids and saw a lot of funny comments, I argued so hard with a Danish woman and 2 others on the post until i lost my patience and wanted to freak them out. I archieved two videos from my Google drive of about 3 mermaids, uploaded it there and behold Facebook users began commenting, sending me friend requests and message requests as well. Some asking me where I'm because they'd wish to tour and all that. I didn't respond to any.

In the morning when i woke and logged in, I noticed my account had problem logging in and all of a sudden my account got deleted in 2hrs time. My Android phone (Nexus) crashed in the evening beyond repairs all resulting to the videos i uploaded on Facebook, they had to clear all evidence by wiping everything possible by all means. Anyways even if they do i could make another one when the time comes, it isn't easy tho

They didn't succeed, I have them on my Google drive which they didn't know.


Now do you believe this or not?

1Sharon:
Did you read his response? He doesn't want anybody else to know the pics, he doesn't want me to share the knowledge.

He only wants meeee to know!

The two reasons why you didn't oblige is because;
1. You're already getting scared due to my write ups because your mind is already telling you i am a wizard or so. You didn't want to show it but i know already

2. You thought i wanted to get your number with style. Maybe

I wanted youuu to see it for a reason. Are you an atheist?