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kai, OP.
Why were the Succulent looking boobs Blurred nah?
Plz who has that Indian Security Man meme?

Candidlady:

ihate that word HOOKUP

what is the difference between hookup and hangout

very annonying word HOOKUP...
as a friend when isay
IWANNA HOOKUP WITH SOMEONE or IWANNA HANGOUT WITHOUT SOMEONE
no bi the same thing em mean?

You really Like Pretending and Forming Good Girl But It's fine..

Truvelisback:
Hookup and Hangout are two different thing even though they look similar.

See how you and dis ur Wife are Misyarning.

HANG OUT- means to Go out with a Person and have a Nice time.

HOOK UP- Means a Girl meeting up a Guy/Man for Paid Sex.

Apologies to Everyone,
This OP na Mumu,

Prettygirl200:
What joy do you all derive calling ladies names, like what joy? Do u have a mother at all? Pls change your mentality it's not good!!!

Hahaha..

Why are u Triggered?

I thought u said you are 22 Years?

Or You are 34 and dat 22 is ur Football Age?

I am only Trying to Help our Single Nairaland Ladies here...

Berankis:
Tinubu was the only man and Governor to pay anything for me till date.
He paid for my SSCE and I will ever remember him for that. He has his imperfections too but he impacted.

In 2007-2011, Emmanuel Uduaghan of Delta state paid Free WAEC for students.

Stop dis ur Slavish or Poverty Mentality Plz.

tnerro1:
Nice, if I get plenty money I go marry 7 at once, one for every day of the week, na part of women empowerment

Lolss..

Plz Get the Money Fast.

Many Nairaland Babes here, need ur 'Empowerment'.

OP, It's True.
But B4 U Attempt to kiss, remember that some Girls have Smelly mouths..

OP

Maybe u should bring home an Olosho and fcvk her in ur parents parlour..

U Will get more respect, i tells you.

Jeweltz:
What if he is? I should go for broke men instead?

So He should go for Overfuccked Ladies?

2 Body counts but with Missionary, Doggy, Monkey style used + Gallons of Sperms gone in?

Jeweltz:
People are very mean here .

Hahaha..

NO, Pple are being Realistic here..

Since you Ladies place Premium value on Rich Guys, Guys place High value on Virgin ladies.

But, Tell dat Guy that You are NOT a Virgin.

He will Dump you but You will find another Man.

Or is this Guy Rich?

Lilsameey:
Ronaldo Vs Messi
Very dumb argument, this peeps don't even care about them. Just enjoy the game, football don't even hit the same any longer.

And those that create accounts on twitter to bash either Messi or Ronaldo, Like a grown man doing this, it's so painful.

The time you spend on arguing about who's better between them, You will use that to develop yourself.

My Brother, Messi vs Ronaldo Argument will continue till 2025@least!

Any Football Fan dat says he/she has NOT compared both b4 is LYING.

Where is Jennyclay, Sweetplum and other 'I am too Pretty' Nairaland Babes?..

Come and see ur Sister..

How can she be Helped?

Hezzyluv:
Lol...

London na part of a country
Surulere na part of a country too

Very Perfect Response!

And Surulere is sometimes called 'Small London'.

So Na London Reekardo still Perform..

Dangrace01:
But wait oh oyedepo get money pass c ronaldo





















Argument start!

DEFINITELY..

Bishop Oyedepo is Far Richer than C.Ronaldo.

Though CR7 has Puma, Adidas and other Endorsements + investments in the US, he still can NOT compare to Bishop Oyedepo.

U Know how much LFC members Drop as Offerings and Tithes every Sunday, mid week and Month Ending?

Infact, He can Employ Ronaldo as his GateMan! No Cap.

detectivejones:
FFK and NED who like women pass

No contest here..

Ned is only an African Practicing Polygamy.

FFK is a Serial chaser of 'Big Things behind Skirts'!.

B

Kollins11:
I've heard some useless Nigerian girls arguing that hook up is different from ashawo

Lolsss..

But Roadside Ashawo is Slightly different from Hookup nah..

It's like saying Kernel pomade and Body lotion is the same thing.

Have you ever come across Group of Persons Rigorously Arguing a Topic like Do or Die Affair?

And you Watched or Later joined them..

SOME I HAVE ENCOUNTERED.
1. Ronaldo and Bishop David Oyedepo, who get Money pass?

2. Southern Politicians and Hausa Politicians,who thief pass?

3. In Cold harmattan weather, Cuddling ur Partner or Having Aggressive Sex,
Which one Better pass?

4. Olden days (Black and White TV) Porn and Online Porn, which one Sweet pass?

NAME ONE HEATED OR RIDICULOUS ARGUMENT YOU SEEN PPLE ARGUE OR YOU INVOLVED YOURSELF IN..


Nplfmod..

Sweetplum:
lol. You ll cry on Sunday

It is You that will Cry actually... Watch out.


Argentina are not all dat Good

BUT
they have LOVE amongst themselves with Messi always Encouraging and Assisting them...

While Ronaldo is Selfish like a Woman in a Polygamous Marriage..

All he knows is Me, Me, Me..

SmartPolician:
I remember that name: Gabriel Batistuta.

I remember one game of Nigeria Vs Argentina on a Sunday morning.

I didn't go to church that morning and they still defeated Nigeria.

Dat was June 2nd, 2002.

Many Christians did not go to Church because of the Match against Argentina.

But Onigbinde and him boy come fall our hand..

OP

What kind of Mentality do you have?

Names do NOT make pple Good or Bad.

A Girl bearing Goodness can be an Olosho while a Girl called Virginia can be a 'Free Giver'..

Anonanon:
So did you later gain admission to study any course??

I Dont think he did..

Those Days, Delsu Post UME dey some Intelligent students look Dull.

Many Admission seekers had to Make do with Good Polytechnics such as Ogwuashi ukwu and Ozoro.

ekanx27:
It was 2008. I wanted to write Jamb that year but had failed to register early because of lack of funds. When I finally purchased my jamb form, venue closer to me have been filled up. We were living at Warri. The venue of my jamb exam was at Agbor (Gbenoba secondary school precisely) and it was 7am exam. There is no way I was going to leave for Agbor that same morning of the exam. I don't have any family member around there. Luckily for me, one of my guy said he has someone who is schooling at Ugwashi-uku and that it is very close to Agbor. According to him, he said he will speak to the guy and that I should go a day to my exam. He also said the guy will take me to the park very early where I would see a vehicle that will take me from Ugwashi-uku to Agbor and we won't spend more than 15 minutes. I was relaxed and said that's a nice idea. I spoke with the guy and he gave me directive on how I would follow to meet him.

A day to the exam, I called this guy and he told me I would have to meet him somewhere because he went for something and that two of us will go home together. Me that was suppose to have my last reading that night before I write my jamb the next morning met this guy in the church(where he was), they were having a church program. In my mind I was saying, I hope you are not mad bro? Because I needed to read and relax for tomorrow. Forget about working under pressure and multi tasking that we normally use to deceive in our CV. Omo I was pressured to sleep in church floor. I didn't complain after all it is house of God and who knows maybe God wanted me to attend the service so I can come out in flying colours


At about 5am we started making our way to the house. We got to the house before 6am and the guy said he want to do some exercise that I should take my bath and get ready that when he comes back, we would head to the park to get a bus going to Agbor. Again he said at most 15minutes we are already there.

After bathing, I was having just getting dressed and the next thing I heard was someone that came and locked the door from outside and I heard him say let me see how you will Dodge me today while he walks out. I was screaming "Bros come I be him friend". The guy left without a blink. I was mad because I am set to go and I have been locked inside. Now the guy(that went for exercise) came and he persuaded me that he will get the key from the landlord and open the door. He said he was owing the landlord money for rent. I was inside while the guy left. I waited till 6 : 35am and the guy didn't show up. It seems as though I was the only one in the compound. I screamed but nobody heard me. After about 10minutes, they both walked down and the landlord opened the door. The landlord said I shouldn't be angry that he didn't know I was a stranger. I said no problem and I dashed out to the park with my guy. By this time it was already 6:57am.

We got to the park and we met a 18 seater bus with only two persons inside and that is the only park going to Agbor. They said the bus must be filled before it will go. When devil want to finish you, he uses Okada men or Danfo bus drivers or conductors. Then if the devil want to make you loose your sense of responsibility and patient, he will direct you to either tailor or Carpenter that will be doing your work. Those two sets of people will always be unfortunate with their job.

I got to the venue of the exam by 8 : 15am. They said I can't write that in the Jamb rules and regulations that I was suppose to come to exam centre 30minutes before the exam. Anyone that comes 30 minutes after the exam has started is not suppose to write the exam. I pleaded but the invigilator said no. I had to find a way to tell her what I have faced. She said if I want to write that I will stop the same time as anybody. I said no problem.


I wrote the exam for 18minutes, And I want to study Medicine and surgery. I scored 229 but it was not enough to pursue the course I wanted to study. The subsequent years was not easy for me either.


But I was able to write the jamb and pass it but DELSU post utme and aptitude test decided to be dancing to the tone of my village people. How can someone that score 297 in jamb be scoring 28 in DELSU post utme?? GOD ABEG OH.

DELSU Post Ume is like Havard exams o.

I know sb that had 65 in UNIBEN Post ume but Got 36 in Delsu.

That was in 2010, dont know about now.

Delsu Na for Intelligent, Bookworm students.

Jokerman:
Pessi will never win the cup. Sorry.

He will..

Get ready to Cry hard..

tonyshine01:
Why dem no go lose!

And Pepe, Fernandes and Nairaland peeps like Obembet dey Cry about the Argentine Referee..

Jokerman:
No wonder he played without power against the morrocans

I Thought u Ronaldo and Portugal fans say it was the Argentina referee dat caused the defeat against Morrocco..

Shebi u see how una Reasoning dey bad..

When 'Pessi' will win d World cup, u will Cry tire..

OP

Everyone has their share of Good luck and bad luck...

Some Peeps enjoy lots of Flexing when Young, Wine, Exotic meals, fine Babes,etc.
BUT might face Marital and Family crisis later in life..

While some suffer in their Youthful days, get a Great Financial breakthrough and start enjoying Life..

Everyone has their share of Good luck and bad luck...

Some Peeps enjoy lots of Flexing when Young, Wine, Exotic meals, fine Babes,etc.
BUT might face Marital and Family crisis later in life..

While some suffer in their Youthful days, get a Great Financial breakthrough and start enjoying Life..

Kajaard:
It's always the poverty stricken ladies that are always the loudest.

I can tell you are a leech and into runs as well. You opened a thread and said you were getting married in March only for you to open another thread to talk about how some men are sending you money and complained that they keep sending you less than 10k. I guess they think you are not worth more than 10k

You are cheap. Real women with class don't talk the way you do. Bloody leech.

See how you Massacre Jennyclay..

Sure She will Cry and even Deactivate when she reads dis comments..

Make una still dey take am easy on our Nairaland Babes nah..

Dis Urhobo OP, Stop all dis Shalaye.

Just admit dat to Fcvk one out of the 2 women (Or both) dey Hungry you...

BTW, See d way Jennyclay is collecting Wotowoto..
Wetin she do naw?