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Cypress042:
This guyman has said it all waiter abeg me and this dude need chilled hennekein

Lol, OP needs to go watch the American movie 'The Unfaithful'.

One bad guy so fvckked Richard Gere's wife, dat when the dude died, she cried her eyes out!

Good dick can make a woman sell her husband's properties while he is alive!

OP, It is simply because women automically falls in a love with a Guy dat fvcks dem well!

I remember when i fvcked one Babe some years back, next morning, she said 'I love you more dan my boyfriend'.

So if ur wife/GF cheats on you, let it be with a small dick or 2mins dude.
If it's with a big-dick nigga, it's Game over for ur marriage/relationship!

Any love she has for u will be replaced by the love for dat Nigga's rugged gbola!

Op, you are single in this post and have a boyfriend who lost his job in the other post on FP

Dats how u guys create fake stories and the mods push dem to FP and thereby wasting pple's time!

You even claim u are an NYSC babe, but u re here doing Ashawo linkups

helinues:
How many times are they going to conduct Pdp primary at Eti Osa.

You are a very yeye boy!
As Tinubu and ur evil APC wants to fail, you want others to join too, abi
Terrible badbelle!

Romanoff:
Yippy.

I'm happy for him if it's true.

Kai. This is giving me so much Joy.

He has not won the election totally o!
Still has to defeat the APC candidate in 2023 to enter the house!

Dorwadora:
"I know you do" is not bad, it kind of show your feelings are real to the other person.


The one I've heard few times is

Me: Babe, I love you
Him: Okay




Okay as how ?

Lols, the Okay means 'I appreciate ur sincerity. Just be giving me p*ssy if u wish'!

favour32:
APC and PDP no difference.
If you vote for either, that means you want everything negative to continue.

Exactly, my brother!
Both parties will ensure a continuation of poverty, unemployment and wicked policies!
Osibanjo, Amaechi and Atiku are controlled by the Evil Buhari northern cabal!
PETER OBI IS THE MAN TO TAKE NIGERIANS FORWARD!

All dis yeye permutations on the Evil APC party!
Only an insane person or hardcore tribalist will vote APC or PDP in the 2023. presidential elections!
All sensible Nigerians who wants a great future should vote for MR PETER OBI of Labour Party!

But if this Argentina team led by Lionel Messi go on to win the Qatar 2022 FIFA World cup,
Hmm, i seriously wonder wetin go happen to this OP and Cr7/Man u fans in general

Nice one from C. Ronaldo.
Portugal got Cancelo, Bernado Silva, Bruno fernandez, Jota, Andre Silva and several high quality players.
They have no excuse not to succeed!

When funny peeps say Messi is finished, i normally laugh.

Ronaldo and Man utd fans should fast and pray make Messi no win the Qatar 2022 FIFA World cup o.

Dat day, some go literalily get heart attack and die!

kenzysmith:
Estonia na team?

Ur team Super eagles fit defeat dem

Op, if you want ur post to hit FP, just do this!
Edit and change ur headline to this. 'MESSI GETS INSPIRATION FROM RONALDO AND BANGS 5 GOALS AGAINST ESTONIA'!
Under 2sec, u go see ur post for frontpage!

Demigod22:
True love exist, I know because I have felt it before. When you fall into that madness, she or he means everything to you, you are always imagining future with him or her, you just want to impress him or her, spend time with him or her, overlook his or her imperfections. You will think people want to steal him or her away from you.

Their happiness is your priority, you are ready to make sacrifices, to change and improve yourself. You pray for them, you misses them.

True love really exist but is rare and most times, taken for granted and unrequited.

Cynthia and Kadija come to my mind.

Which year is this?
1998 or 2005??
Hope it's NOT those Primary sch classmates love u re referring to

sulaak:
Well said

Weeping is a sign of hopelessness. The SW is being led by idiots from Tinubu to Osinbajo. The South require leaders that will confront the North

Reason why Southerners should NOT MAKE THE TERRIBLE MISTAKE of voting Osinbajo if he gets picked by the Evil Buhari cabal!
He is so spineless and cowardly as a person!
Yesterday, as a 'Man of God', he should have been the First to condemn the gruesome massacre of those christians in Owo!
Same thing he did with Deborah Samuel.
All he does is trickishly using 'God will or God said' to campaign!

With the wanton killings of citizens in this 2022, everyone should shun voting Atiku and whoever APC picks as flagbearer!

Both APC and PDP are Evil parties and not different from eachother!

I wish Yorubas will shun tribal sentiments and join other patriotic southerners TO VOTE FOR MR PETER OBI.

But Helinius, seunmg and other yoruba muslims will rather die than voting Peter Obi!

OP, Dis ur post has not reach FP?
Na wa o!
Lalasticlala,oya now.

In Nigeria, true love existed only IN THE 1990's!

The advent of mobile phones and social media killed and buried it!

As for ur Office babe, she does NOT love you.
She is just lonely/romance-starved and looking for a guy to pass time with.

No be only fefdom, nah towtowdom.

Naija ladies dat know how to monetize dier p*ssy/sex will have time for such

Very funny lady.
When she was in the bed twisting her waist, screaming 'fvck me harderr' and putting the dick when it slipped out.
Then taking postinor 2 afterwards, she did NOT call Osas a bad guy o.

BoredBerry:
Shut up! The big boys in his area use small gens to impress girls... That's a poor neighbourhood...

Lol, see this girl now telling her elders to Shut up!
Nothing crawcraw will not see for yanch!

Truvelisback:
Guy, u know What's up. Serious relationship don start be that.

Better serious relationship!
Opportunity for dem to eat free food, charge dier phones, watch zeeworld and Bbnaija!
Many Babes i meet, i tell dem i live with friends.
because if dem enter ur apartment and u have small plasma tv, home theatre and small gen, they will visit again and keep on visiting.
You don get byforce wife be dat!

BoredBerry:
You must be poor too... The men who only have small gens and GoTv... And the women...

Lol, how many rich single peeps do we have in Nigeria, currently?
Can't blame you tho. You are still a young girl living with her parents.
If a Guy has doz things i listed, 60% of ladies currently will rush him as BF or husband!

Angelfrost:
Then the blood must flow abeg!

We are already losing lives senselessly as it stands... People are being butchered by these foreigners already!

Hehehe, no be chicken blood i dey talk o!
Heavy bloodshed of Rwandan genodical comparisons.
we, the Southern youths taking arms to battle the northern almajiri calvary army!
Let me stop here!

greggng:
90 percent of Catholic goers are igbos . I am a Catholic that is why I am in pain right now . As far as i am concern , this is a targeted killing . The reason why afenifere has to act is cos everyone under there roof must enjoy their protection . Let's jettison tribalism and face reality.

Ur First statement is a big and TERRIBLE LIE!

Go to Benue state and see Thousand of Tivs and Idoma catholics!
Come to Edo state. Esan are mostly catholics plus the binis too.
In Delta, Urhobos have a high Catholic population.
Stop misinforming pple because you want to Glorify ur tribe.

Angelfrost:
Sigh... Nnamdi Kanu is a Prophet!

You imbeciles elected a terrorist enabler into office in 2015 and 2019!


Well, at least he has finally succeeded in pushing beyond our collective limits... The nation will have to break up!

Everyone has to take up arms and safeguard his region!

If ever there was a doubt about invasion and attempts to annex Southern Nigeria by Nomadic terrorists, this should finally put all such doubts to rest! It is all too clear.

Nigeria will NEVER break up without serious Bloodshed!
The Hausa/fulanis who have positioned demselves in CBN,EFCC,DSS,NA, Navy,INEC and all juicy Federal Jobs will make sure Break up never happens!

For the Babes in my area, a guy doesn't need to have a car or Iphone! Just have a nice apartment, small generator and Gotv-subscribed telly. Dem will open legs and get belle 4 you ASAP!

siofra:
YES!!!

IT IS CHILD ABUSE!!!

Wait for her to become 18 first. It's just next month like you said.


When I become president, age of consent will be 25 for both females and males. Violation of this law is a death sentence.

Lols, 25, the age of consent?
U want to kill pple be dat!

labelle123:
. What does he eats then?

Eggs and Meat.
Only dat he rarely bought and ate meats because it was costly, based on student's life!
So bros uses eggs to cook soup sometimes.

Digmygold:
I never heard of fish eating humans, only sharks.

Some fishes could eat the remains of dead humans.
I have a guy dat feeds the Catfishes in his pond with dead chickens!
U need to see dier ferocity in tearing the chickens apart!
They have become SHARKS!
If those Fishes see humans, dey go chop am Wella!

obembet:
Na the reason why I reject Lalasticlala proposal be that

Lolss. Y you do Lalasticlala like dat na?
Thought dey said love overlooks and CAN'T see!