₦airaland Forum

Candidlady:
sounds like the easiest way out. But dude who told it is painless?

i'd jump too that is if iwould die before hitting the ground

That Jumping option though!

I am just Trying to imagine the moment!
Such Horrifying Decisions to Make on top of 200m High Turbine!..
It will seem like a Dream or Bad nightmare..

Not as easy we are discussing it here o!

No be only VIP, na Van Persie!

Bad and useless Autocrats!

Demigod22:
What about Francis, and Demigod? What do they do?

Francis= They are faithful lovers! They hardly cheat on dier wives/girlfriends..

So, are you an Exception to this?

Hintona:
Who's Davash22 please?

An Handsome Bloke who is Sometimes mouthy and Brutal!

Been offline for some time!

This FFK is controversial sha!

Feminists coven will be Dancing now!

Now dat Gernot Rohr has been sacked, Hope Critics are happy now?

Was telling dem here dat NFF will bring in a Worse Replacement!

Picking Eguaoveon again?
Why didn't they just call Onigbinde the Modakeke high chief?

I believe If Shaibu Amodu was Alive, he would have been the to be First considered for the Super Eagles!

Datboredberry:
She'll be back soon... Probably taking a break from this hellhole...

Which Hellhole?

She is with her 'Ride or Die', Pumpumking!

Datboredberry:
I agree... You're so right! I can totally relate... I wonder why tho...

Really?
Give us some names/examples na.

The persons and their traits!..

youmour:
Just tell her " I want to collect" if she's a freak she go code, if she ask collect what, then just form talk say your heart.

Some of you are complete Novices in Babes Matter!

You do Not Tell a lady directly if you want to Fcvk her!
They find it highly Offensive and Disrespectful, unless you are Yusuf Buhari, Chris Brown, Drake, etc..

U have to Pretend as if you don't want it But Still Touch/Play with her sometimes to Let her know u still want it!

HenryDion:
MJ is inarguably the most popular man to have ever lived, seconded by Jesus. So yes, if you spit like him, you'll make headline.

Seriously?

devilmaycry:
Lmao....
So na so Favour be....

I will block her contact now sef

Lolss..
Does ur own Favour have lots of Male friends?

Depends on What you want..

If it's Love or Romantic relationship you want, Just tell her 'You seem special. I want to know you better'..

But If it's the Kongos u wan Chop, Use Lots of Sex-related words in the Chyking!
Sth like 'I just want us to be Close. I am not After diz ur Big Yanch and B**bs at all..

The Babe will be Tickled and codedly know What you came For and Transactions will start from there!

emkz:
M.I.L.F.

M--ME
I--I
L--LIKE
F--FOLLOW

Ever since she released the infamous sex tape, she's been trying too hard. But she's beautiful.

Exactly, Bro!
Guilt and Shame is eating her Up!

Posting Pictures Every now n then to Deceive herself and some Nairaland Randy Guys!

damosky12:
If she messed up. You did too. You who watched the video and she who made the video are not so different from each other.

It's funny how you lots criticize other people for sinning differently. Smh.

You Better Stop this Silly Defense!

Tiwa herself knows she Messed up Big time! Guilt is Written all over her Posts these Days!

BTW, Stop criticizing those Who watched her Sex Tape!
It was all over the Internet and Naturally, curiosity got over Everyone!

odion81:
Trump didn't cancel any gay marriage, he even had a gay in his cabinet. He can't even try it
Please, research and stop saying what you don't know.

Don't mind the Deluded Mofo and his likes! :-
Their heads are so full of Religious Bullcrap!

Other countries are breaking grounds on Technological Advancements.
These ones are only concerned about Antichrist and Rapture issues!

It is NOT advisable
because the Day you n ur Wife/husband have a great Misunderstanding, na dere Royal Rumble or WWE Tag team Fight go Start!

It will definitely Extend to the other Party.

If the misunderstanding gets to Divorce, like Domino Affect, Divorce fit happen for the other Marriages!

Where is Righteousness2, the Number one Fan of Donald trump?

How a Pastor chose to Passionately support a serial womanizer, property grabber and a Drama King was surprisingly shocking!

Datboredberry:
I didn't expect that you have... But you made me jealous Truvel... I thought I was your crush...

So He is your Crush?

No wonder you are pained when I gave you GidRedpiller!

slawormiir:
Damnnn niggar

Might be true sha

You nor add blessing
Girls called blessing are very friendly and they love sex ehnnn

Lolsss..
D Blessings I know aren't like dat!
Though just like Favour, they have many Guy Friends who re mostly targeting the Channel O!

Naija Comedian IgoSave once said..
'Boys when dey Answer Solo (Solomon) can dey Mumu for Girl ehn'..

In my Office, I discussed this with my Guy Solomon and surprisingly, he said 'Oboy, na True o. Girls dey use Brain for me most Times'..

So Are some Names associated with some Specific traits?


Here's a Cool List!
*Ruth = Uptight
*Agatha= Aggressive and Hater of men
*Mercy= Dark complexioned and not Fine.
*Esther= Manipulative and never gives her Boyfriend P***y!
*Jessica= Fcukks her friend/Sister's Boyfriend! :-
*Maria= Gives headache alot..
*Favour= Has lots of Guy Friends and keeps all Confused!
*Queen= A Cheerful giver..
*Loveth = Also a Giver.
*Anita= A very 'Good' Girl.
*Sandra= Does not do her Agemates! Goes on Outside runs
*Faith= Does her Sh*t silently!
*Emmanuella= Sticks to one Boyfriend!
*Rachel= A loyal Girlfriend/Wife Material.


Men
*Peter= Churchy but Likes woman ehn!
*Paul = Stocky n Always ready for Gbasgbos!
*Raymond= Smooth Liar!
*Gideon= Has Big muscles and Hates girls!
*Darlington= Likes Towtow ehn!
*Samuel= struggles in Academics!
*Kelvin= knows to follow Woman for Yanch!
And
*Seun = Always intelligent but forms ITK!

So Check the Names out! Are the bearers how I described them?

olaitonto:
If making money is an achievement, same thing to having a child.

Yoruba will say! Omo lere aiye! A child is the only being a man can leave behind after his death. And the child will bear the name. Not money not friends.

Nobody owns money! But somebody own a child. Anything that you own, you achieved it.

Nice one..

I Clearly understand the OP's point of view!

Many Young Guys rushing into Marriage and suffering in the Union!
But.
Once a Child comes in, It is a Blessing from God and Definitely an Achievement for the Husband and Wife!

Kobojunkiee:
You folks should learn to leave God out of your delusions abeg!

The same God created some Eunuchs from birth, made some Eunuchs in this life and allowed others to become Eunuchs for His sake - Matthew 19 vs 3 - 15. God never said children are His greatest gift, He would not have put a curse on mankind if they were.

So please stop dragging God's name into the muck that is the Nigerian situation and living abeg!

This KoboJunkie though!

Let's drop Sentiments and Arguments! Having a Child is a Big Achievement!

Remember Men who re Sterile, women who are Barren or have Still births!

Kriss216:
I once dated a Nigerian girl...almost made me lose my sanity.

If you're a dating a Nigerian girl, I salute you. You're one of the few bravest men on earth.

So Which kind of Girls should we now Date?, particularly if we are still in Nigeria.

Togolese or Lebanese?

OP Supreme145
I understand your Frustrations and Where you are coming from
But
It is Definitely an Achievement! Infact a Big one!..

Children are the Greatest Gift God can Give to a Man or Woman!

Jamiubond009:
If him use that him finger pleasure woman ehn ,She go see stars

Lolsss..
You are very Right o!

The Digging will not be Easy at all..

This Old Age of a Thing Ehn!

The Great OBJ that was the Lord and Master of our Country during those 2001-2006 Political Era, now looking Frail!

Anyways 84 Years nor be Small thing at All. E nor Easy!
Baba Don Try!

Gr8lex:
You mean Lukaku that already scored 96 PL goals before moving to Italy?

That was When he hadn't The Weight he has now!

Also, West Brom n Everton played Free flowing football and Played for him to score!

At Chelsea, there is no Free lunch! You Hustle for your Goals!

Hmmm, Na wa!

Lukaku is NOT a Bad Striker!

But it seems he is now too Heavy and Relies Heavily on Bullying and Outmuscling Defenders b4 scoring!

This worked in Serie A with Inter Milan! But in EPL, He wouldn't be able to Try this with Defenders Like Tyron Mings, Van Dijk, Vestergaard, Maguire, etc..

nairaman66:
You line is flawed! Critically acclaimed overseas, let them deal with that overseas! But in Nigeria, the album is not critically acclaimed. Just wizkid fans trying to push the album down the throat of Nigerians. Thanks

You see Yourself! Dat's why I gave you dat Movies analogy!

Yogo Pam Pam (Dat's if u watched it) and Issakaba were very Popular in Nigeria then but can Never compare with 40 Days in Atlanta which was Heavily Hyped or Promoted by AY Makun!
That Movie was very popular amongst Nigerians in Diaspora!

No Matter how 'Tough' an African Nations Cup Final is, U can't use it to compare a UCL Finals even if the latter was Boring!

Everything get Levels!

AfonjaBoston:
Why dont you tell me sir?

You are Talking Thrash!

Wande Coal went on Oblivion?

After dat 2013, Wande gave Hits such as..
*Baby Hello
*My Woman featured by Patoranking
*Iskaba
*Turkey Nla
*So mi so
*Again, etc..

BluntTheApostle:
You dey mind dat guy?

Wizkid has got talent, no doubt about that. But he has become seriously overhyped. He no longer does good music like when he was with EME.

My opinion, though.

Wizkid Still does Good Music!

Only dat his Style has Obviously changed! He seems to be singing for a Global audience!

He has Cut out those all doz 'Ur Yanch dey Make me Ginger, Ur Waist go make spend my House rent' Lyrics!

He is Targeting Big Things now! More International Awards and Global Clout!

nairaman66:
Grass2Grace- 2Face
Talk about it- MI
Gongu’aso- 9ice
C.E.O- Dagrin

There are more than 20 albums that beat that nonsense recent wiz kid album.

All those Songs in Terms of Lyrics and Melody may be Better dan MIL.
But MIL is more Globally Accepted due to Powerful marketing/hyping by Wizkid's Management Team!

So It's the Biggest Album in Nigerian Music Industry!

Just like saying Issakaba and Yogo Pam Pam is Bigger dan 40 Days in Atlanta!