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Nplfmod.
Take to Frontpage.
Thanks. 🙂

These so Called Adoration Ministries will DESTROY the Catholic church in Nigeria!

It makes Priests become GREEDY and Money Conscious!.

In Ghana, other African, European and South American countries,
You can't find such Distractions! 😕

The Same Catholicism Europeans and South Americans are doing without Issues!.

BlackMan is just Greedy and too Money Conscious!

The Catholic Church should NEVER make the mistake of making any BLACKMAN Pope! 😕😒

Tinubu:
In Nigeria, the dead are all saints


If Oshiomohle and Keyamo had both died before they sat at the political table, they would have also been among our dead Nigerian saints.


Allow the dead rest biko....

Gani is a RARE BREED Legal Practitioner and ICON! You can't be comparing him with Keyamo or Oshiohmole! 🙁😒

He is INCORRUPTIBLE!🤨🙂

Even Femi Falana has done well in Maintaining CONSISTENCY unlike COwardly Wole Soyinka who Chooses When Speaks out against Injustice!😏😕

A Great PILLAR of our Democracy and True HERO of Nigeria! 😊🙌🙌

Not Druggies like Tinubu and COwardly Professors like Wole Soyinka!😒😕

because our Naija Ladies always Try to have Options.

They are Dating you but have 5,6 Men as Substitutes or Reserves! 🤨😒

So Guys too, Try to have other Babes too, inorder not to carry Last!🙂🙂

planetx:
His new moniker is GoodHardDick.

Big LIE from you. 🤔

Hmmm,

Manchester Utd Aka NGOZI United according to Slawormiir! 😊😄😄😄

Only God knows where that Dude is! 🤨

Aaaaarghmed:
All the boys wey dey call me bros up and down don born ..I know say I don dey old small small.finished higher institution 11 years ago.

Lolss.

In Warri, they call it SENIOR Braaa! 😄😄

Truly, Years dey Run Fast Sha! 🤨🙂

Kingjite1:
Rema is the definition of work and grace and big thumbs up to Don Jazzy for discovering and nurturing him I wish him and every aspiring Nigerian talent more win

It was DPrince that discovered him, NOT Don Jazzy! 🤨🙂

Rema Having a Blast, currently!🤨🙂

Enjoy your Time, Boy! 😊😊👍

Police work in Nigeria, sha! 😕😒

According to Rapper Erigga, Kpokpor (Police) Marriage no dey Last! 😯😟

SyrusdeHansome:
When i remember i finished secondary school more than ten yrs ago. Being born into a middle class home in Africa is not an easy thing. When a 19 yrs old Garnacho and a 21 yrs old Greenwood are already millionnaires in dollars nd already family men. It's not easy 2b an African.

Lolss, If we want to start talking about Footballers Ehn!🙁

Truly, Phil Foden, Raheem Sterling and other Young Guys are already Family men!🤨🙂

Life is not Easy for Africans @All! 😕

adebayour26:
Mine is when the boy I was teaching home lesson as a side hustle when I was in final year in the Uni (he was in primary school then), now I learnt he has graduated from the university.

Hehehehe!

My Brother, Ehn! 😒

The JSS3 Students I Taught during my NYSC in Benue state in 2015,
One of them posted that She wants to go for NYSC next Year!🤨🤨

I was SHOCKED, walahi! 😯😯😔😔

See this OP!😏

Some PRIVATE Schools Principals receive 35K salary! 😕😒

This Life in Naija, ain't easy @all. 😟

Nice one from Banky W!👍

Such a Mature and Refined Artiste! 😊🙂

Not like some CLOUT Chasers and NOISE Makers! 😒😕

Acesexcell:
Op it was when my wife pulled out two strands of gray hair from my head last weekend that I discovered I am actually aging. Although white hair does measure someone age this days Sha.

My Brother, It does o! 😒

It's a REMINDER that your Time on Earth is Ticking Fast!🤨🙂

The First I time I saw one White hair on my Head years ago,
I Quickly and ANGRILY plucked it out! Thankfully, I have not seen it Again! 🙂🙂

I was like 'What I have Achieved that you want come out'?😕🙁

Jennyclay:
Firstly, I’m Being called 'Ma’ constantly now. Like people add “Ma” in their statement when talking to me. Like Every time "yes ma" "okay ma".

Biko stop using "Ma” for me, I’m not old .

Second, I have noticed I really need recommended glasses to see clearly now.

Hahaha!

You Had BETTER be fast in your RICH GUY'S Search!😏

No Time again! 😀😀😊

Davido craves too much Attention!😒

Dude always wants to be in news!😕

Some Unnecessary and Nonsense things about him, make news!🙁

I Have noticed that INTELLIGENT, SMART, BUSINESS SAVVY, young Ladies tend to Marry @29,30years+. 😒🙁

While the Plain, Simple-minded, mostly get Married @25years BELOW!🤨

Why is This So?🤔

*Is it that, We Men are afraid of Intelligent ladies?
*Do we Prefer Average IQ Ladies?
*Are we Afraid of High Ambition Ladies?😕

WHY DO MOST INTELLIGENT LADIES TEND TO MARRY LATER, THAN THEIR AVERAGE JanTe FRIENDS?🤔🙂

Nplfmod!

25minutes, in 2006!

I saw the Babe, Gathered mind and asked her out and She nodded! 🤨🙂

I was already Dreaming about the Romance, Dates, Different Sex STYLES I would Have with her. 😊😊

I Escorted her to her House, Only for us to Jam her mother
Who scolded her 'So You wants to Start following boys? And with this YEYE boy with Oversized T-SHIRT and Baggy TROUSERS? Ok oo! 😯😟😟😟😢

She Gestured on me to Leave!

That Woman, E no go BETTER for her! 😕😣😣

Mine is: When I see my Friends/School Mates celebrating 1year, 2Year Birthdays of their Kids! 🤨🙂

Around 2017 in my Former area, I took a Neighbour's Daughter to her School to Write her COMMON ENTRANCE on a Saturday morning. 🙂

Yesterday 2023, Same Man called me to Help Same Girl with some POST-UME Stuffs in Niger Delta University (NDU), Bayelsa. 🤨

When I went to their House and saw the Girl, I was SHOCKED!
TALL, BIG, ROBUST, BUSTY, MATURED and the Same Height with me! 😯😒

It Dawned on me that Baba is GETTING OLD! 😌😔😔

SO, WHAT ARE SOME THINGS THAT REMINDS YOU, YOU ARE GETTING OLD?.🤔

*Is it when you watch your Kids grow (For Married Peeps)?
*Is it when you watch your Younger ones Grow? (Singles)
*OR When you Watch Old Nollywood Ramsey Nouah, Saint Obi, Liz Benson Movies?

*Or When you Listen to Throwback songs of Eedris Abdulkareem, Tuface, P-Square, Styl Plus, Celine Dion,etc.🤨🤨

*Or Everyone in your Hood is Calling you SENIOR BROS or SENIOR SIST? 😄

Tell us! DROP COMMENTS!
What are some Things that Reminds you, you are Getting any Younger? 🙂🙂

Nplfmod! Thanks! 🙂

Can't be Specific!

Maybe up to 4,5hours Put together!

I Visit Nairaland during Day and Watch Johnny Sins and Rachel starr movies, in the Nite!

Check yourself when Trying to ATTACK or DESTROY someone!

Depends on where the Stretch mark is, in the Girl's body!

If you meet a Fair Babe with Stretch Mark Ass, and you are banging the Babe Doggy, while Squeezing the Yanch,
You will see the beauty of Stretch Mark.

lordm:
Colonisation has been placed on autopilot since. So many Nigerians don't know Jack about their native languages. Just go to any big private school and do the research, you would be shocked. Aka Gen Z

Private Schools did lots of Damage in this Regard.😏

I have seen a Private school Lady teacher that doesn't answer the Greetings when you greet her Migwo in Urhobo. 🙁🤨

Unfortunately, they have colluded with PARENTS to make sure our Native Languages in Nigeria is KILLED and BURIED!😟😒

Any 30,40k Job and A STRONG PREEK! 🤨😊😊

The 2nd is so Underrated but Women can Manage you as a POOR man
If you can Bulala them with ur PREEK wella before leaving the house every Morning!😏😊

From 2021, 2022, The Likes of
*Jeon
*Fernandezisback
*Sapphire
*Iyaebe
*Candidlady
*Gidredpiller
*Mosdii
*GoodHardick
*Kriss216.🙁🙂
Etc
Brought SERIOUS GbasGbos and WAR to this Site!

WHERE ARE THEY, NOW?🤔

*Have they found Love?
*Are they now Married?
*Or They have Switched Accounts? 🤨

ojun50:
You dey blame the woman

If you go Nigeria EMBASSY na your language Them dey speak

If you go Aso rock na yr language them dey speak

If you fill form na which language you they use?

NO!

I Just felt being a Core VILLAGE IJAW Girl, She should be able to Teach her Daughter the Language.
Instead of 'Correct English'. 🤨🙁

And Mother-in-law is IJAW too and lives in same house with Her! 😏😕

VOsimhen144:
Bro, it’s really pathetic…. I don’t know what’s wrong with dis generation, they barely speak their native languages. Every tribe in Nigeria wants to be speaking English, even the English dem no sabi speak am well.
I be confirm Edo guy, when I was growing up as a kid, we use to speak our language (Esan) everywhere… at school, at home, market e.t.c but that’s doesn’t mean we no sabi English.

But if you go to village now, Majority of the children and youth can’t even speak their language. It’s so sad.
They are all forming mumu English.

That’s why God would continue to bless countries Russia 🇷🇺, Spain 🇪🇸, Croatia 🇭🇷, Finland 🇫🇮, China 🇨🇳, Japan 🇯🇵 and Sweden 🇸🇪. They fvcking don’t care about English. They speak their mothers tongue to the fullest, dem no send ur papa. God punish English.

Edo State is TERRIBLE in this Regard!

Many in Benin City don't know more than 'Lare'.🙁

Bini Language will go EXTINCT in 15,20Years Time! 😒😕

jahsharon:
I am wrong. I thought the Cameroonian bisexual Atikulation Abubakar is the world champion

You be OGBORI!

You Head nor Correct at all.