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Some Churches/Pastors no dey Try Sha.

Nonexisting1:
It's your first day of sex so relax. There's nothing to be ashamed of here. Give yourself some time, experience will help make you gallant. First days are like that. I remember my first day like it was yesterday. I was pressing breast and before the olosho could pull down my trouser and slide my dick inside her pussy properly, the deed had already been done. The senior bros that advised me to start with an olosho, I still dey respect am till date. It's very important to start sex with a total stranger that may never see you again, maka respect.

Exactly.👍

He has to Try again with a Different Babe!
He can connect with any cheap, 'Fucck me and give me Money' Babe he knows.🙂

because he can NEVER get it right with that Other Babe.
Fear and Anxiety will still overwhelm him.😒😕

MeekGram7:
Who cares 😾

I do. Leave her Alone.

Beverlyjean:
I hope those Messi shitholes will blame kane for Bayern failure to win the league after winning it for 11 straight years...hope they will also say kanes game play interrupted Bayerns usual game play as he only cares about goals

Wetin carry MESSI name enter this thread na? 😏😒

For me, it's not about profession.

Can't marry any Lady that is a Fan of Bobrisky, Tonto Dike, Toke Makinwa,etc.

As a Man, If you have a Wife who is a Fan of Bobrisky, Ur Plasma TV is MORE VALUABLE than her.

You no get Wife, Wallahi.

OP, you have LOST that Girl.

Same thing will happen again, no matter what you do.
Ur Excess Urge for her and Anxiety will always Affect your sexual abilities with her.

You must Stay off sex for like 6months, and Take lots of Bitterleaf Juice and BitterKola during this time.

Then try a New Girl and relax your mind the when you want to Fucck her.

I tell you, you will hear good Testimonies!

OP, During our days as Kids, we took Church like serious business.

Then, we crammed CATHECHISM book full our head(Catholics will understand).

But our Nigerian Kids these Days, all you hear from them is singing 'Presido with him Big Machine, ur Girlfriend want to Suck my Thing'.

Omoejigbahe:
How old were you when Marwa was governor? List his achievements. We dey wait o

I am not Lagosian but my Lagosian Friends tells me Buba Marwa did well as Governor.

U APC goons Try to project Lagos to be a Big SLUM when Tinibu came in 1999,
When this infact is a HUGE lie!

Stop your LIES!

toujurs:
How did tinubu liberate anyone coming to lagos to hustle. This slowpoke. Illiterate, it's illiterates like you these politicians deceive.

Because it was tinubu that gave these traders capital to start their business abi, ode.

The same tinubu a druggie that brought agbero into lagos, to extort money from traders. Offloading their goods.

We all know lagos is the most, commercial city in Nigeria because of the seaport, and most igbo's has this entrepreneurship skills. Stop decieving yourself. Even if you didn't finish school, you shouldn't be daft.

If he helped the igbo, why is Nigeria failing under his arms. Buhari even performed better, and it's a big disgrace

Agbad0rians always reason like M0rons.

How did Tinibu liberate Lagosians?

Before 1999, Buba Marwa was performing well as Military Governor
But these tinibu DingBats like to claim Nonsense.

See how some Pple don Pollute this Thread.

ShyDare:
I totally agree with you on more clear outs in the summer

Man Utd Problem is NOT Ten Haag or the Players.

The problem is LACK OF LOVE in the squad.

They do NOT like themselves.😕

If you see Arsenal players, Saliba, Gabriel, Ben white, Declan Rice,Saka, etc seem to like one another.

Even earlier in the season, they had a Penalty, Odegaard told his teammates to leave it for Havertz.🙂

You CAN'T see such in Man Utd.😒🙂

RIp to the great man.

Agbadorians, We don't want Mumu comments plz! 🙏🙏

weMUSTsayIT:
You are now insulting real Muslims now ?

All these Yoruba muslem sef

What do you expect from his Likes?

Mor0nic Elements that Supported Buhari for 8yrs and as their TRIBAL drug Lord enter power,
They stylishly start calling Buhari a FAILURE.

So tey, Shame come dey catch MannaVultureGrills!

MrPOTUS:
This one no be bricklayer food again o, na big man food now.

You'll spend an average of #850 to 1k to eat this food to your satisfaction now.

Thank you, Brotherly.

And that YEYE tinibu Agbad0rian is claiming the Economy is getting Balanced.

Back then, we used to Laugh at those BrickLayers and Labourers who ate that Coke and Bread Combo now,
Now Even some Govt Workers can't buy Fanta and Bread with ease again.

It's been long I listened to Nigerian Music.

God punish APC!

brown3:
pls you can show us the inner or main agulu, just like he is showing us rusting pig house iragbiji.

Which one is Inner again?😏

Simple fact is Tinibu FAILED to develop his Hometown
And His Clownish Bunch of Supporters are claiming he developed Lagos.

Lagos that our Colonial Governor Generals, Mobolaji Johnson, Lateef Jakande and Buba Marwa developed.

because of Junior Pope death, Pple are suddenly Claiming to be SAFETY MASTERS AND MISTRESSES!

Many of these Obi Critics must have Travelled to a Riverine area without Life Jackets!

In 2015, as NYSC guys, we crossed River Buruku in Benue state without Life Jacket.

Na GOD dey Save person Abeg!

U don Put Everything inside? 😕😌😌

ImoleNaija:
To me, it's like the economy is getting balanced. I doubt people who work still go hungry or eat poorly.

Though the inflation has taught many to cut down on unnecessary spending.

How on Earth is the economy getting Balanced

Most Nigerians CAN'T eat Proper meals again, which caused the OP to create this Thread.

Even Fanta and Bread which Pple call BrickLayer Food has become Expensive, yet you are Talking RUBBISH because of love for your Tribesman.

You tinibu supporters are such TERRIBLE Beings!

This School is in Deep Shit! 😏😕

If Parents of the School's Children hear this Jnr Pope news and see this Picx,
Almost all of them will Withdraw their Kids.

OP,

you still dey stay your Parents House?🤔

Just Asking.🤨

Lol,

This APC Chairman na Liverpool Fan?😄

Anyways, APC likes Jaguda, Troublesome and CORRUPT Politicians, so Shuaibu fits them.😒🙂

God continue to Bless PETER OBI.🙂

His Antecedents speaks for him.

SENSIBLE People and Groups will Always Identify with him.😊🙂

They are Just Increasing PETER OBI'S popularity,
Without knowing it.

fergieboy:
he is still alive

Wow!

I Sincerely Hope this is True! 🙏🙏🙏🙂🙂

rainluv:
Your heart is dangerously dark

The Mofo is a Poverty-stricken 1diot claiming Yoruba.

MOST of these Igboph0bic Elements in Yorubaland are Thugs, Illiterates and other Mumu People.😏😕

The Likes of Otedola, Davido, Tiwa Savage, Mr Macaroni, do not have such Mentality!🙂

ASAPFERG:
and all of them are igbos

Most of your Kind are Poverty-stricken! 😏😕

You have no SHAME!

TRIBALISM go kill you.

ASAPFERG:
He can donate millions to his SE region, but when he comes to the north, the only donation he can think of is toilet looking boreholes.

I just hope he doesn't extend his madness to the SW, because with the kind of hatred we have for him and his tribe here, it may lead to ethnic clash the day he tries such.

He should keep his nonsense away.

Lols,

Not Surprised one bit.🙄

But it's mostly Things, Illiterates and POVERTY stricken Idiots in Y0rubaland that have your Mentality.😌😌

The likes of Davido, Mr Macaroni and Other sensible ones are not like you. 😏

Passionate888:
That day even Chelsea fans go claim Arsenal

I just dey look the Guy dey Laugh.

Na him Life Savings him wan Finish.

Even MannaVultureGrills and all Chelsea and Man Utd fans will claim to be Arsenal fans inorder to Collect his Giveaway.

Honestly, Bobrisky Arrest and detention is Unnecessary.

Particularly when his Crime is Spraying of Money.

Hanks Anuku.

OP, That's because guys now that Naija Ladies have Monetized relationships.

So, we Guys either Hustle hard to Make money and go for the Girl of our dreams
Or
Go for those 18,19yrs old Urgent 2K Girls who are NOT stingy with their coochie!