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haha. . i can see you are over reacting, but seriously its better to shut up than litter Nairaland with daft threads. . .this your thread, sir, is too daft to be true

Networking

https://www.nairaland.com/nigeria/topic-419601.0.html

Following loads of comical replies i found on this thread. .  https://www.nairaland.com/nigeria/topic-416598.0.html . . , i am compelled to open a new thread which attempts to replicate what the initial poster probably had in mind.

Stemming from an upsurge in the number of employees who loose their jobs on a daily basis, as well as an ever increasing number of graduates that flow into the labour market on a yearly basis, the situation regarding Jobs and employment has gone beyond ridiculous to pathetic.

With about 498777 members on Nairaland {as at the time this thread is opened}, i believe members without the so much required "connection", which is normally a requisite for Job openings will be able to network their way into "hidden" job markets.

To do this, it is required that Job seekers post a short Resume in the following format for easy perusal by likely employers.

Degree Qualification :

Years of experience:

Other Professional Qualifications:

Computing and Language skills:



P.S.  Don't be an asshole, if you really don't have anything to say, kindly shut up for the greater good of all!

what a dáft post!

wow!. . so how well do you think Financial Analysts can maximize their potentials in the country? The Investment banks in the country are kind of small, and i really haven't heard of good Hedge Funds and PE firms?

As a Charter holder, what are the chances of you ending up in sectors that are really challenging and not just some BS retail customer banking?

Are you planning to do it part time?. . its a lot crazier if you are!

By the way, are you very familiar with the Nigerian investment industry? seems Fixed Income as well as Structured products are not very common, forgive me if am displaying gross ignorance here

candylips:
i did level 2 last yr didn't make it so i have parked it to one side for now to pursue other interests

wow!. . .sorry abt tht mate!

Most people fail the exam about once or twice anyway. . you just need to get back on track and do it fast as well, the designation sure open doors!

Pinching cheeks?. .  .oh i forgot its the flirting thread!

He's never gotten an award. . and he doesn't even have a black tux

Seun is not who you think he is. . . he's just one of my multiple personalities

Werrin dey do dis girl self

@Topic

Was caught peeping through the keyhole when my pweety neighbor was taking a shower, couldn't go out for a couple of days, and everywhere i went, i felt eyes feeding on me. . . needless to say the news got to school faster than a fly could pick the smell of shít.

sizzlers:
Mind u pweety, that i shared my most embarrasing experience dos'nt make me half man

when man starts demanding to be called a man. . .he really isn't one!

finish d one wey dey your mouth before you beg for another one now

candylips:
why should it be

am guessing lesser folks are now taking the designation, perhaps because of the statistically high failure rate.

By the way, how far have you gone with your CFA exams? am currently planning to take on the June diet, although am currently studying for a Quantitative masters degree in Securities and Investment banking.

NYSC isn't a qualification!

hia no be anybody bedroom, so efribody free to type rubbish

550 k?

I told my mates that you are just joking abt that 1.5 million shít you wrote up there

na how much dey inside the ugly purse self

Really pissed off with the darn software that changes threesóme to triple sin!

acid? haba! people wicked no be small

Done it: Lonesome, twosome, threesóme

Will like to try it: Skydiving!

Kill. . . then kidnap!

Alright. . i'd take just your cousins then, we'd go on holidays on the fine beaches of Malaysia

Me i no dey dere when una dey step on each other o. . .that kain thing dey lead to something o

Yes i will. . . if she's got cute looking cousins, i'd marry them as well. .

@Poster: Is this a response to an intensive thirst to "open a thread on Nairaland" or just pure idleness and idiocy at its extreme?

I can't do this anymore. . you guys are so full of ewwwwwwwwww!

He loves to watch little girls have their bath!

table? you put something for table? carry your lie go somewhere else jor

She takes Chewing gum from peoples mouth!