₦airaland Forum

gerrout of my fcking mind!

woman beater

tht's a false conception of me. . am a good person at heart

Nairaland was my idea. . seun stole it from me!

ewww!. . Hell no!

Shut up!

Nope. . .

hehehe, una too funny

bai? shey na sentence be that?

such a little dáft bítch!

Locked!

Happy day of your Birthing!

. . . all drinks on me!

. . . anger filled slap!

I love to see babies cry, it makes me happy

Headbutt

ity:
HELLO FRIEND,
I WANNA KNOW IF THERE IS A PROBLEM BY ALLOW WE NIGERIANS TO CHOOSE OUR LEADER NOT A RULER,WE NEED SOMEBODY THAT HAS PATION AND A FEAR OF GOD IN HIM,HE MAY COMES FROM ANY TRIBE I DON'T CARE,HE MAY COMES FROM ANY POLITICAL ZONE I DON'T CARE BUT AS FAR AS HE HAS THE LOVE FOR ALL THE SIX GEO-POLITICAL ZONES HE IS FIT TO LEAD US AND NOT TO RULES ON ON.
NIGERIA IS A GREAT COUNTRY THAT I LOVE AND CHERISH MOST, I WILL ADVICE NIGERIANS TO VOTE FOR WHO EVER THIER CHOICE IS, AND LET US BE ALLOW TO CHOOSE OUR LEADER FOR ONCE,
I WILL ALSO ADVICE INEC TO MAKE SURE THERE HAVE AN INDEPENDENCE COMMISSION,WHICH DOES NOT TAKES DIRECTIVES FROM ANYBODY,I WILL ALSO LIKE TO ADVICE THE ELECTORATE TO VOTE AS U WISH,
I LOVE NIGERIA WHAT DO U THINK FRIEND?

next time try English,. . . . it's not everyone that understands Engrish!

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Violent slap. .

The United States is not preparing for any possible intervention in Nigeria, as was erroneously reported in the Nigerian Compass newspaper, a spokesman for U.S. Africa Command (AFRICOM) said March 19, 2010.

"I have seen the news report, and it is wrong," Vince Crawley, a spokesman for U.S. Africa Command, said. "The United States is not preparing, planning or alerting personnel for military intervention in Nigeria, or, for that matter, any other African nation."

Crawley added, "General William E. Ward, commander of U.S. Africa Command, has issued no military orders with regard to Nigeria. U.S. Africa Command does not have any assigned military forces and has not requested any for operations in Nigeria."

The Nigerian Compass newspaper ran a story headlined: "US plots military strategy for Nigeria’s 'breakup'" The article incorrectly states: "President Barack Obama is preparing American troops for a special intervention in Nigeria, in the event of a widespread chaos that could threaten oil production, a top brass in the U.S. army and a security expert have revealed. According to the Commander, U.S. Africa Command (AFRICOM), General William Ward, American troops have been placed on red alert as the government is monitoring the political situation in Africa’s most populous nation."

Ward has not placed any troop on alert, Crawley said, adding, "The article provides no sources for its allegation. It goes on to quote, without attribution, a March 16 Voice of America article that quotes a longtime critic of U.S. policy in Africa, who speculates about whether unrest in Nigeria would trigger military intervention."

Some critics of U.S. policy in Africa have speculated that U.S. Africa Command, or AFRICOM, was created to militarily protect U.S. oil interests in Africa. U.S. officials continue to deny the allegations.

"Africa is a continent that is rich in natural resources, to be sure," Ward said during an interview with Ghanaian journalists February 26.

"It is not our intent to dominate, to take control of those resources," Ward said. " , Now, we have no designs on being the dominating force. We have no designs on being the controlling force. We would like to see those resources available in free, open, competitive ways, where their availability is open to the global community, and where they can be used to the betterment of the people of the nations of Africa, where those resources reside."

On March 4, the U.S. Department of State issued a formal statement regarding the political situation in Nigeria, where vice President Goodluck Jonathan has become acting president due to the health condition of President Umaru Yar'Adua. "We applaud the Nigerian leaders who have taken steps to restore confidence in the country's political system while adhering to democratic principles," Philip J. Crowley, assistant secretary of state for public affairs, said in the statement.

http://www.africom.mil/getArticle.asp?art=4181&lang=0

EzeUche:
Do not get upset Yoruba. Just because your people is weak, cowardly, and spineless, does not mean you have to get angry. Ha ha ha

The bitter truth can be sweet at times.

I know I am not the only person who considers your people , especially the men as cowards. Skinny jean wearing "punks."

From all i can gather, you absolutely are incapable of saying anything reasonable. . .save the world some space, hang yourself, tht will be your own little contribution to the development of the nation!

I think people ought to really get their brains out of their asses and think about the fcking consequences of a break up. . . . .

More Businesses will go down the drain.

That will mean an unprecedented increase in crime rates!

There will be a lot more bloodbath than we are currently witnessing!

The country's military forces against external attack will be soooooooo weak!

The damn thing will set everybody back a thousand years. . .how do you explain to someone who's been living in the north or the east for over 30 years that he's no longer wanted. . it's just a stúpid exercise and it should only be considered by bigots. . .

Have you really asked yourself if its not going to be the same people with corrupt blood flowing thru their veins that will be in power. . splitting up is not necessarily the cure, its the damn poison!

and hey!. . .before you even think of calling me names because i hold a different point of view from yours, i advise that in your own interest and in  the interest of maintaining your peaceful Nairaland experience, you better don't even think about it!

FL Gators:
Dnt steal my words you hooligan

**Death***

ooops!

FL Gators:
*death*

and wht does this mean?

Fhemmmy:
I just wish Nigerians could stop all these fraud thing, it is bad for:
Nigerians in Nigeria
Nigerians abroad
Nigerians in business
Nigerians at the office.
Just plain bad.
Now so many people will not wanna come and do buz in Nigeria cos of some morons

True, but those dude who just scored 200 Gs aren't going to be seeing it that way.

Its pathetic, but seriously, it all comes down to a dysfunctional government.

If a graduate of 5 years still can't find a good job to do to earn a reasonable income,. . . .every scamming job he could do will be seen as an opportunity, call it sad, its the jungle we live in, and like evry other Jungle, survival is the first thing.

The sad state is further fueled with the widening of the gap between the rich and the poor class, an average man making legal money, without a car is perceived as poor, and in many cases commands little respect.

the dude went staright for the ballz!

I bet Punch will not be reporting this news

Sorry about that boss!. . i will call the boys to order

walexydon:
i am this shy type,  but anyways there are no 2 ways abt it, just walk up 2 her and humbly introduce myself, if she is interested,by the response i will knw and get on with it from there but if she isnt then she is not the only girl around, just will walk away lyk who wants 2 be a millionaire

!GIRLS will walking up 2 her work??.rate it,u knw best!!!!!!

I think most times what you say is not half as important as how you say it. . . . .

and the moment you start a cov with "Hi, my name is. . ." she already knows what you want!

and don't ever say "Can i meet you?", or "i will like to know you better". . tht's just dumb!

you should also try eating food with a reasonably high level of zinc!

e.g oysters!