₦airaland Forum

lol. .

Pweety4me:
Shut d hell up u fool!

Are you drunk?, or just plain stúpid?

You really should stop responding to my posts.

Supermods get on my nerves. . . all the time!

. . . no one a flying rat's árse whose month it is anyway

beat out

I hate pinkish!

Me and wifey been dey stay for lekki happily
Our love was solid, she con say we need a house G
she con go bring this girl all the way from calabar called ekaette [ekaette]
see I was asking was the use of a
she con convince me say the girl sabi cook well
I testify when I taste her edi ka ikong with ogufe [ogufe].
See if only my wifey been dey come back from work early
then maybe I might not have noticed that ekaette was so sexy
On this fateful day, she was late as usual.
I came back from work to find ekaette in towel
A thing led to another
I start to dey kiss her and she con respond o.
See we did it in the room
then we did it on the floor
It felt so good, she even asked for more.
I don go taste the forbidden fruit now
o ti doyun o ye lele
o ti doyun o

I really don't get which part of the song is offensive, every little bit of it is to me modest!

Why is the NBC not going after songs like "Konga" or many of Dbanj's songs where he claim to "give them the koko"?

What yardstick exactly is the NBC using to make it's decision? I can bet my last dollar the decision was made largely from "sentiments" and what one idíot thinks is right and wrong!

This is not right at all, i believe someone might just be out to get the dude.

The guy ought to seek reprieve from the court, their are hundreds of other Nigerian songs that are worse

frosbel:
Sorry Guys and Gals, I fell for this as well, I thought it was real.

Appears to be a speech which he made at the UN which was edited to create a false impression.

I accept your abuse, please start throwing them , but take am easy sha.

Alright, i will go first!

I really think you should think before you post and not other way round, that way you will save poor dudes like me from banging away at our keyboards. .  .

The reported decision of the Federal Government to withdraw criminal charges against Malam Nuhu Ribadu bordering on failure to declare assets as a public officer is totally wrong, very insensitive, entirely unwise, ill-advised and amounts to an abuse of office and power by the Acting President, Goodluck Jonathan. On what moral or legal basis was the decision taken?

In the last ten years in this country, corruption charges HAVE NEVER been withdrawn against any public officer except the court decides the public officer has no case to answer. So, why treat Nuhu Ribadu as a sacred cow when that was the very tendency he was reported to have fought against? Why should Ribadu not be held accountable by the same standards by which he also held others accountable?  It would appear that the Federal Government has simply bowed to a certain sectional interest in this case, as there appears to be no legal or moral basis for such withdrawal of charges. It is important that Nigerian should not operate two sets of laws and different standards for the citizens and for public officers.

It is shocking that Ribadu, who arrested and detained many public officers for similar offences, can be left off the hook without letting him have his day in court. In the past Ribadu consistently told the Code of Conduct Tribunal that he was ready to defend himself, but that erstwhile Attorney-General, Aondoakaa was threatening to kill him, hence he refused to appear before the tribunal. Now that Aondoakaa is out of office, it is only commonsensical that Ribadu should come to court to show his Assets Declaration Forms which he filed at the time he was made Chairman of the Economic and Financial Crimes Commission (not the one he made when he left office)

The Jonathan administration has shown crass timidity and gross irresponsibility by this decision. No citizen is above the law and none can have immunity against prosecution because of any perceived track record. The withdrawal of the charges against Ribadu is corruption at its best. The only thing Goodluck Jonathan should have ensured is that Ribadu gets a fair trial and that he should not be arrested or treated badly if he comes to face his trial.

This singular action of unjustifiably dropping charges against a public officer like Ribadu is likely to open an unwholesome floodgate of demands by corrupt persons who are facing trial for sundry offences to have their charges dropped also due to perceived “political persecution”, and that will be dangerous. The Federal Government will have no moral basis to deny them their requests.

In my case, I have so far faced more than five politically-motivated criminal charges throughout my career and, on each occasion, I was proved innocent in court and discharged and acquitted. No one is too big or too small to face the law.

In no uncertain terms, I condemn wholly and entirely this unwise, ill-adviced and corrupt decision to drop criminal charges against Nuhu Ribadu. He should come to court to tell the world whether indeed, he declared his assets as Chairman of EFCC or not. This is not sentiment. It is hard fact.


http://www.saharareporters.com/letters/your-letters/5683-keyamo-slams-withdrawal-of-charges-against-nuhu-ribadu.html

Can we just put this April fool Bull Shít to a rest?

I really don't get people's mentality of "If i don't make an April fool thread, then am not wise enough". .  .it is becoming disorderly and it is making a full joke of the Politics section!


Now we really can't tell which bridge to cross and the ones to burn!. . . every thread looks pretty stupíd already!

Until Power is resolved, i dont see this happening!

It's easier for the British government to say it!

and besides, looking at what is involved, i think 30 million pounds is a joke!

Fhemmmy:
Easy oh

Yes boss!

The poster is trying to beat down Becomerich's award on the dumbest, April fool thread that shows an unimaginable low level Intelligence!

Mschewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww!!!!!!!


This is why young daft boys should never be left alone at home with a laptop and internet connection. . . . they always end up annoying others with their stupíd threads

You see those two big pictures at the top of the page as well as the bottom?. . well they are not free!

Every time an individual clicks on that, some amount drops into seun's pocket!

Google makes it money by sending traffic to people's website!

And some website owners (such as Seun) make money from google by using a program called "Adsense"

and if you look the lower right hand corner of the adverts, you'd see the labelling "Ads by google"

You sound a bit young to me!


I'd advise you hang out more with your MATURED girlfriends, people you can trust and can be confident around!

Go out to the beach or just some nice places to have fun!. . . if you notice him anywhere around you, act like he's not there and make sure he sees you having fun, gisting and playing with your pals

By the time the son of a rat see that you have moved on and you are not moved by his story or his presence, he'd be afraid even to talk to you!

its always fun to hear such guys scream under my boots. . . i wish i could lay my hands on him for a moment!

Buhahahahaha!

I underestimated posters stúpidity?

Its a total waste of time to spend your hard earned cash, time and other valuable resources when at the end of the day all you get is a crappy certificate that does not mean jack to any employer.

Many of these guys are just out there to milk and rid poor Nigerians who are thirsty for a job of their hard earned cash, and sadly many are falling for this!

How many employers request for CIA?

It doesn't mean shít in Nigeria talkless of outside the country!


[size=15pt]DON'T BE FOOLED, A FOOL AND HIS MONEY, ARE NEVER TOGETHER FOR TOO LONG[/size]

What bothers me more is why Nigeria is still using the ballot box system of voting--

If someone can think hard enough to come up with an electronic finger print recognition system, our goals of a democratic government will be better achieved!

9ja4eva:
Exactly my thot.I also hope they are not bringing him back to eliminate him final.
I know the guy will perform sha.

If they do that, the last piece of credibility the country has will be in total shambles!

I hope they provide sufficient and adequate security for the dude!

This literary means El Rufai is OYO!

Its really getting too much!

I must ve read over a thousand "April fool" threads already!

Better based on what?

career prospects?

Holiday?

Education?

Security?

Entertainment?

Mschewwwwwwwwwwwww!

visa free ko, Tax free ni

i bet some gullible folks are packing their bags to be on the next flight already

tkb417:
are we just 3?

delcfa
violent
tkb

where is Disguy & Biina
what about smoooth?

and where is Jarus?

Locked!

Outcast?

I tot that only existed in African Magic bullshíts?

kpolli:
r u not the poster dat doesnt want to drop his house keys for his gf's bro n who's gf also has anoda bf??

You go fear Nairaland police now

Write it on a paper, leave it on the table and go hide in the toilet till she calls your name!. . .

If she's standing on a spot and her body covers everywhere

Read what you have up there again!

and again!

and again!


now tell me how exactly you expect people to give advise based on your one liner?

I wonder how many times this topics will come up on Nairaland!

@Post:

If you are a complete ársehole in an audi TT with a killing dress sense and a stable job, you will probably open another thread on

"How to cope with a thousand girlfriends at a time"