₦airaland Forum

APC and Lies are synonymous.
liar liar Government.

Hmmmm....My neighbour has fainted up to five(5) times today and each time he rises up and we ask him what is his problem,he keeps saying "MMMMMMMMMM"
Any Doctor in the house? Please which sickness is MMMMMM again

The only good thing I like about Mr President is the way he "slims fit" his kaftan and agbadas

sighs, not news. Give us electricity Sir.
After all, to generate power is not a "Rocket Science".


on the contrary,

My neighbour has fainted up to five(5) times today and each time he rises up and we ask him what is his problem,he keeps saying "MMMMMMMMMM"
Any Doctor in the house? Please which sickness is MMMMMM again?

I smell liessss.
Almost everything about this APC govt is structured on liessss. Just like.


Buhari : my government will pay unemployed Nigerians
5k every month.
People be like: sai Baba... change is
here..Nigeria will rise again! .
Buhari: I never promised to pay unemployed Nigerians
5k each month. .
People be like: No mind those Jonathanians. With their
fake news. Show us links where he promised that. We
are solidly behind you. Nothing for yam eaters .
Buhari : We have started collection of data to enable us
pay the unemployed graduates 5k. .
People be like : Where are those TANoids that said
Baba is not a promise keeper...shame on all PDP.
Baba till 2023 ! .
Buhari: I wont pay 5k to unemployed youths. Its not a
priority ! .
People be like: Baba is right! Whats the use of 5k?
What can 5k do to anyone. Mr president we love u.
Best president ever! .
I wont be surprised if I wake up tomorrow and hear : .
Buhari: Unemployed Nigerians should pay 5k every
month to the government: .
And still people be like: Think of what u can do for your
country and not what your country can do for you.
Baba is right. But I know those unpatriotic wailers
wont pay
. I don't think this is ordinary.Not at all.

Confused FG.

On the contrary, the only good thing I like about Buhari is the way He slims fit his kaftan.

I love coming here to read the comments. Some people (like myself at times) are obsessed with reading comments. For example, we find you reading this comment right now, which does not contain any useful information, only curiosity, that drives you to waste your time. Have a good day.

3 years
na wa ooo.

on d contrary,
There's nothing scarier than using the toilet at
your crush's place and it refuses to flush. You'll
just be staring at your shit like. . . Please go, i'm
begging you in the name of God, just go.

Click "like"
if you think/know that Buhari's Government is the worst, the most hypocritical and most propagandist in the whole of Africa.

click "share" to disagree.

*Reminder*

Buhari : my government will pay unemployed Nigerians
5k every month.
People be like: sai Baba... change is
here..Nigeria will rise again! .

Buhari: I never promised to pay unemployed Nigerians
5k each month. .
People be like: No mind those Jonathanians. With their
fake news. Show us links where he promised that. We
are solidly behind you. Nothing for yam eaters .

Buhari : We have started collection of data to enable us
pay the unemployed graduates 5k. .
People be like : Where are those TANoids that said
Baba is not a promise keeper...shame on all PDP.
Baba till 2023 ! .

Buhari: I wont pay 5k to unemployed youths. Its not a
priority ! .
People be like: Baba is right! Whats the use of 5k?
What can 5k do to anyone. Mr president we love u.
Best president ever! .
I wont be surprised if I wake up tomorrow and hear : .

Buhari: Unemployed Nigerians should pay 5k every
month to the government: .
And still people be like: Think of what u can do for your
country and not what your country can do for you.
Baba is right. But I know those unpatriotic wailers
wont pay

. I don't think this is ordinary.Not at all.

Eye service propaganda.
All the polithieftians already have their slots.Its that bad.

APC and PDP are bunch of propagandists.

I wonder who or which party will revamp and move this Nation to greatness.

Good day House. Guys pls pray for me. I will be going to the hospital tommorrow. I think I have a problem with ma eyes. Every time i look into ma wallet, i see nothing.

Good but no paragraphs.

on the contrary,

"There's nothing scarier than using the toilet at
your crush's place and it refuses to flush. You'll
just be staring at your shit like. . . Please go, i'm
begging you in the name of God, just go."

educative and eye opener

with luck


"Our lives begin to end the day we become silent about
things that matter "Martin Lurther king.
Truth is that our leaders, representatives,politicians don't really care about us.
Its like we are living in a mirage.

Our politicians are USELESS to the common citizens.

Click "Like" if you agree
and share if you disagree.

WHY AM HAPPY THAT MUHAMMADU BUHARI IS THE PRESIDENT*!!!

*...ODIDERE A....*

*Today, I want to take time and thank GOD for making Buhari the president of this country*.

*At first, I did not understand why GOD allowed it to happen. But now I know and I HAVE SEEN reasons why we should accept his Presidency*.

*Had it been Buhari did not become President*:

*1. We will think that by now fuel will be #45 per litre*.

*2. We will think that by now #1 will be equal to $1*.

*3. We will think that by now three million jobs would have been created*.

*4. We will think that by now unemployed youths would have been receiving #5,000.00 stipends*.

*5. We will think that by now pupils would have been getting at least a meal(including fruits) in school*.

*6. We will think that by now Buhari would have made his assets and liabilities public*.

*7. We will think that by now maternal and children healthcare services would be free*.

*8. We will think that by now Boko Haram will be a thing of the past*.

*9. We will think that by now all corrupt leaders will be in jail*.

*10. We will think that by now Electricity will be 24/7*

*11. We think that by now Nigeria will be the Greatest and strongest Economy in the world*.

*12. We will think by now a bag of rice will be N5000 with a boom in Agriculture*.

*13. We will think by now Nigeria would have recovered all looted funds*.

*14. We will think by now Nnamdi Kanu would have declared Independent State of Biafra*.

*15. We will think that by now Nigeria would have gotten 3 standard working Refinery*.

*16. We will think that by now Nigeria would have stopped importation of fuel*.

*17. We will think by now office of the First Lady will no longer exist*.

*18. We will think by now National Assembly salary would have been cut down to 50%*.

*19. We will think that by now 720,000 jobs by the 36 states in the federation yearly (20,000 per state) would have been created*.

*20. We will think that by now there would be permanent peace in the Niger Delta*.

*21. We will think that by now Chibok girls would have been rescued*.

*22. We will think that by now the government would have started creating additional middle-class of at least two million new home owners in the first year in government and one million annually thereafter*.

*23. By now everybody will be blaming Goodluck Jonathan and calling him clueless*.

*The list is almost endless..."*

*This is Nigeria of 2016*

*The Minister of Agriculture studied French*

*The Minister of Education studied Accounting*

*The Minister of Solid Minerals studied International relations*

*The Minister of Power studied Law*

*The Minister of Communications studied Law*

*The Minister of Transport studied English*.

*Minister of Labour and Employment studied Surgery*


*Minister of Budget and national planning studied law*

*Minister of Foreign Affairs studied Medicine*

*Minister of Petroleum studied Law*

*IGP studied Agriculture*

*I didn't say anything ooo but I hope u know why our economy is on recess*.

*THANKS*

Many guys wanna be lecturers in this part of d world,because dey wanna be shining kitty of young vulnerable fresh campus girls. Na God go use better thunder sama that their stubborn dick.


on the contrary,
Guys pls pray for me. I will be going to the hospital tommorrow. I think I have a problem with ma eyes. Every time i look into ma wallet, i see nothing.

Anambra Govt is making sense.
I wonder the albatrosses that swear for Benue state governors, very redundant sets of nodowells.
sighs....

on the contrary.
I love coming here to read the comments. Some people (like myself at times) are obsessed with reading comments. For example, we find you reading this comment right now, which does not contain any useful information, only curiosity, that drives you to waste your time. Have a good day.

I love coming here to read the comments. Some people (like myself at times) are obsessed with reading comments. For example, we find you reading this comment right now, which does not contain any useful information, only curiosity, that drives you to waste your time. Have a good day

Good but after the discovery what next?
Another set of thieves will sell it and put it in the illegal criminal account. sighssss.

on the contrary,
I love coming here to read the comments. Some people (like myself at times) are obsessed with reading comments. For example, we find you reading this comment right now, which does not contain any useful information, only curiosity, that drives you to waste your time. Have a good day.
I believe say nja go better

This Sin Sin mehnnn.

God should just kuku kill the Devil na. since the devil is the source of all sins.

Most times I see nude nude girls trying to rape me in ma dream.
This devil ehnnnn.God please move me to heaven like Enoch.

Earth don tire me.

dilini:
Bros, talk is cheap.. Once you start to carry placards marching through the streets we self go gather body come join you... after-all you get leadership traits embedded in you... lol..



My 2cent sha...

Hehehehehehe. Funny you.
So you no get leadership traits abi?
lolz.

one day the movement go happen.

Saudi Arabia saved 800billion dollars during oil windfall. Now the price has gone down, Saudi Arabia slashed top officials earning by 20%, switched to Gregorian calendar for salary payment

But in this countri, none of that is happening. And all of us just kept quiet thinking it will be a knock on a confused Buhari and his redundant executives if they fails. Well it will be a knock on him, but you and your family will be hungry for 4 years.

Is high time we took to the streets

A country that the rate of sacking is higher than employing
.
sighsss
.Zombies una see wetin una don cause abi?

Banks are sacking people anyhow CBN is keeping mute.

But with the frustration"If they decided to do MMM voluntarily now" the redundant CBN bandwagons will start labelling empty threats upandan.

This country mehn.

GrizzlyBear:
Christianity isn't a personality, it's a belief system, and that's what I am "attacking."

I am appraising your christian beliefs and instead of you to respond to my appraisal, you went ahead to insult me.

And you still haven't addressed the subject of the thread.

Stockholm Syndrome is Real na.
Don't you think so?
Well, I am enjoying the debate and really learning.

Just like corruption in Naija ,when you fight it, its fights back.

na Psychological problem.
He might be hallucinating or being overly phobic of one witch hunting him. Na God knows the koko.
All join.

on the contrary.
Do you know ? Anytime you brush your teeth you kill Bacteria's and their little Kids too? please don't brush your teeth everyday.. do you ever even think of them? No! You only think about yourself... selfish ppl!

Happy Sunday. hehehehehehehe

Yesterday, I was charging my phone in my friends room and he was giving me sign to leave his room because his girlfriend was around.
.
.
.
.
.
But no way! I will not allow fornication to happen. God is against it...

Seun:
Those are the same answers I get without praying. Sometimes I get what I want, and sometimes I don't. So why bother with prayer?

Mr Seun you are wise. I just like the way you reply those trying to emotionally guilt trap you with common sense.
kudos sir.

MrMacinterchi1:
Purely out of point bro. out of it.

Are you poor? As in, very poor or being very very poor before?