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Haba!

Fine Man, Beautiful daughter.

on the contrary,

My prayer for you this beautiful Sunday Morning is that

"All your results shall come out POSITIVE except your HIV result"

I nearly commit suicide because of alcohol chaiiii.

1st incident was when me and my guys went for a party, on our table of 5, I wanted to form the mancho man in terms of alcohol consumption. So I drank more bottles than any other guy on the table.
The others were astonished that after consuming so much quantity of alcohol I was behaving and talking normal ,so they started hailing me,not knowing that I was trying my best to contain the highness.

Fast forward.

We entered car,I started sleeping,then the effect of the alcohol has already entered my brain.As we pass in front of a barrack,some soldiers stopped our car for inspection.

I got infuriated "alcohol influenced" and started yelling on the soldiers.

Then one of the soldiers was like "Are you stupid, do you know who you are talking to?"

I jumped out of the vehicle and SLAPPED the soldier.

After that moment, what I noticed was total darkness, as I opened my eyes some hours later, I found out I have been admitted in a hospital with plaster in some part of my body

"So no be small beating I chop be that".



Second incident happened at a swimming pool.

I was sipping "Magic Moment" while I watched people swim.

As I kept on sipping and sipping I never know the Magic moment have inhibit and suppressed my nervous system.

I started seeing myself as an expert in swimming (not knowing it was my brain playing tricks on me)

Before I know, me by myself with my clothes and shoes on, jumped into the deepest part of the swimming pool.

Mehn "come see as me and the water dey drag" the alcohol disappeared sharply, I started battling with life until some lifeguards saved me gave me raw garlic to chew.

But I chop slaps sha.

lolzzz.

Just Imagine

Nigerian Breweries recorded sales of almost N300 billion
in 2015 while Guinness is expected to record sales of
N275 billion totaling almost =N=600 Billion (About $3
billion) which is about 3% of our GDP. That is about 3
billion bottles of beer and when distributed across 170
million people is about 200 bottles per person a year.
The average Nigerian is either a Christian or a Muslim.
Both religions enjoined adherents to avoid alcohol. So,
who drank=N=600 billion worth of alcohol in one year? A
country of unassailable contradictions... More churches
and mosques than anywhere else on the continent.
Please who drank it?
This is interesting because It does not include paraga,
and other assorted foreign and local drinks like Ogogoro,
palm wine, alomo, kerewa, etc. If these are added, only
God knows...!

But please answer me... Who drank it?

In Summary,

"Why would my creator make me a sexually active entity at a tender age and still tell me not to sex before marriage,abi na because of sex make I marry ni?"

As the urge keeps coming in,I prayed thinking it was the devils work, not until I incidentally come across some books about the psychological and physiological features of man and found out that a part of my brain, d hypothalamus is the culprit.

Well, that is how d curiosity and skepticism started ooo.

But I still go to Church, casually pray incase of incasitive.

In fact "Cognitive dissonance" is what I am exhibiting and I Know.

Sighs.

And it’s quite depressing that Africans look out through the Western window to call out for help, ignoring the multi-millionaire politicians who abuse our sensibilities. We don’t need any aid; in fact it’s criminal to give us aid. What we need are stricter laws against corruptions, bigger prisons to contain small-time thieves, and politically informed and adventurous citizens to monitor the system. May God save us from us!

Even India has stepped up, interesting.

Moreover I heard that,

India has never been to the
World Cup because FIFA
won't allow them sing and dance
for 20 minutes after every goal.

Na lie?

Abeg na joke ooo.

P0intBlank:
Lol!
1)BTW, the bible doesn't say avoid alcohol rather avoid getting drunk.
2) These companies have non-alcoholic brands like feyrouz and malt drinks. So not all that revenue is from sales of alcohol.

lolz

so you indirectly saying that taking of alcohol is legal biblically isn't it?

Happy Sunday All

But,

WHO DRANK IT
Nigerian Breweries recorded sales of almost N300 billion
in 2015 while Guinness is expected to record sales of
N275 billion totaling almost =N=600 Billion (About $3
billion) which is about 3% of our GDP. That is about 3
billion bottles of beer and when distributed across 170
million people is about 200 bottles per person a year.
The average Nigerian is either a Christian or a Muslim.
Both religions enjoined adherents to avoid alcohol. So,
who drank=N=600 billion worth of alcohol in one year? A
country of unassailable contradictions... More churches
and mosques than anywhere else on the continent.
Please who drank it?
This is interesting because It does not include paraga,
and other assorted foreign and local drinks like Ogogoro,
palm wine, alomo, kerewa, etc. If these are added, only
God knows...!
But please answer me... Who drank it?

Some people won't read the details, because of their eagerness to malign President Buhari.

On the contrary.

Olny srmat poelpe can raed tihs. I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid, aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Amzanig huh? yaeh and I awlyas tghuhot slpelingwas ipmorantt! rsiae yuor hnad if u albe to raed tihs!

NOUN the safeguard of Nigerian students that have been bamboozled by Fake post jamb.


on the contrary

This is serious! No joke at all.
Just read.

WAASCE 2015 Biology

Q2(a)(i) Mention 3 differences between Livestock A (Goat) and Livestock B (Sheep).

Check the answer a student gave;
1. The goat when you use it for soup it taste
waaaaooow but the sheep when u use it for
soup it does not taste waaaaow
2. Goats give soup perfume expecially the boy
goat but sheep dont
give soup perfume.
3. A goat can cross a road wisely but the
sheep is very foolish and walk slow on the road.
4. A goat has a sharp brake but a sheep don't
have sharp brake.
5. Goat head is smelling but sheep head is not
smelling.
6. Goat is on left side of God but sheep is on
right side of God.
7. Goat is stubborn but sheep is humble
8. Goat can jump and turn 360° but sheep cannot
jump and turn 360°.
9)the goat cry pobe pobe but sheep cries berh berh.

Fine girl no pimples

On the contrary.


A boy in SS 3 wrote a letter to his parents...

LATER TO MY PARENCE.

Dear papa.
Good money...eye neva pay schoon fix o and our ezam tine tabel is aat. I want to partyspet in the ezam o, plees sent money to me if not, they will purshoe me from the schoon and come back to the haos.

Yours chaild.
ID

Father's Reply.

My son,
I am happy you can now handle a pen, please come back home, the village Herbalist is dead and I believe the gods will be happy to have you as the next village Herbalist...Anu-ofia!

My phone is my joy,my companion,my information tool,my business.


its self explanatory.

So the time i spend on my phone is unquantifiable.


On the contrary,

Do you know everything in Nigeria is now so expensive....Even witches and wizards don't serve food in dreams anymore. Abi wen last u chop for dream?

Paradox hovering all over the thread. .

Oh my oh my, I never forget ooooo

I vote Mimzy




Cc; NLjega

foolinlove:
What that mean?

Nothing

foolinlove. I sight you

icedbeatz:
yes men are polygamous and we try so much to practice monogamy but sometimes nature takes over but we can never intentionally compromise or hurt the one we love.

On point, just as the saying goes "One can't cheat nature" but can adapt or blend with it.

Some people sees it as the devil playing its work when a guy ask a bae for sex.
Meanwhile, its a natural phenomenon.

goodfornothing:
My father is monogamous too. But the question here is 'are men are naturally polygamous?" and the answer is YES. If not for religion and poverty, most men would be competing with Solomon today.

Oh!!! Sorry I misconstrued.

I think you are right

goodfornothing:
Yes, all men. Including my father.

Nah, My Papa was monogamous, I wanna apply his principle when I get married.

nedu86:
Any remedy?

Some deep rooted religious flocks says prayers work.Maybe sha...but e no work for me.

My opinion, get more close to the girl, have fun together.ie party together, watch movies together, shop together,if no money I advise you do petty shopping,play games whot,chess,ludo etc together,jog together or exercise,swimming et al. This activities will kindof create a bond between you and her,reduce external distractions from another party and burn libido to a certain level

If she is the teamnosex before marriage.....hmmmmm just concentrate on her natural assets only.

Not really but the ish is that most men like varieties.

Its a default thingy.

Moreover,It takes high profile self control and discipline principles not to waka waka from one bae to another

If King David,Samson,The wisest man ever king Solomon etc could melo different fishes ,who am I?

Self control is da best but conji a bastard can annul it.

hehehehehe

Borrow again

What of the loot they have recovered so far

They borrow,lavish the money and still borrow again

Who is going to save Nigeria?

Moreover, an average Nigerian graduate’s salary is 1/7th of that of an average US graduate,
while a Nigerian Senator’s salary (upon their mediocre bills) is 8 times that of a US
senator. Just imagine.

And some of them will start telling we the youths how it took America 100 years to make it,shey America get oil by then

Groups of redundant retards.... Mtweewww

SACK HIM Just joking

Honestly I have worked with a nagging annoying boss once, to an extent that I always dread coming to work the next day.
I know how depressing and frustrating it can be.


But Bro, the onus is on you. You can make up your mind to apply the principle of tolerance.

There are people we celebrate while there are some we tolerate.

The naira is just swinging like a simple pendulum Bob "to and fro" I pray its gets balanced sha.


Teacher: Explain why economics is a science?

Answer:
Yes,Economics is totally science because,many teachers in Ghana always says economics is a science.

Again my lecturer also said is a science.Also Alfred Marshall then said economics is also a science and lastly not the least professor Lionel Robbin said economics is also a science.
So therefore who am I to say economics is not a science.

vote
Mimzy

Cc
Nljega

[quote author=TomorrowToday post=46805926]Thank you virginboy1. I think the challenge here is that those around me know what I earn and will always look up to me for help. However I will inculcate the habit of imagining I earn lesser and save the rest. Thank you again.



You are much welcomed bro.I am glad my advice made sense to you.

I wish you a stress free savings culture