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My only problem with UI is that their distance learning program is just too slow!!!.

I and my bro gained admission same year. Me at Unilag Dlc my bro University of Ibadan Dlc.


I am currently in 400l while my bro is still battling with 200l at UI.

SMH for their UI DLC management team.

Hmmmmmm!!!!
Them said" it is the best university in the Africa"

With God all things are possible.


It is well, She will see her monthly flow.

she is fruitful.

Yes I believe so.

felixomor:
Well, there are millions of women waiting to marry any man even if the man is not financially, buoyant. Get married.

Thanks,

although its not compulsory you follow my opinion.

Lolzzz,

Thanks for the normative subjective answer you gave.

felixomor:
Its sexual intercourse without or before marriage.

So u want to know or u want to answer the question on bestiality?

What will you advice a matured man in his prime(30s), highly sexually active but does not have the financial stands to marry. Should he still wait till he reaches his forties? Maturbates or take the risk by marrying so that he can finally have sex, because St Paul says no fornication before marriage. Just curious.Thanks


As for the bestality, its a sexual disorder,which is not my business.

felixomor:
1 Corinthians 6:18 Flee fornication. Every sin that a man doeth is without the body; but he that committeth fornication sinneth against his own body.
1 Thessalonians 4:3 For this is the will of God, even your sanctification, that ye should abstain from fornication:..
1 Thessalonians 5:22 Abstain from all appearance of evil.....


When some folks think they have escaped.
Heheheh....

what's fornication?

Just Imagine

Nigerian Breweries recorded sales of almost N300 billion in 2015 while Guinness is expected to record sales of N275 billion totaling almost =N=600 Billion (About $3 billion) which is about 3% of our GDP. That is about 3 billion bottles of beer and when distributed across 170 million people is about 200 bottles per person a year.
The average Nigerian is either a Christian or a Muslim.
Both religions enjoined adherents to avoid alcohol. So,
who drank=N=600 billion worth of alcohol in one year? A country of unassailable contradictions... More churches and mosques than anywhere else on the continent.
Please who drank it?
This is interesting because It does not include paraga,
and other assorted foreign and local drinks like Ogogoro, palm wine, alomo, kerewa, etc. If these are added, only
God knows...!

"Eye service religious adherents too many for Nja"

God help us

On the contrary

"Jesus fed 5000 people and died a virgin, you bought a girl ordinary meatpie and you want to sleep with her..Your judgement is in heaven"

Since the devil is so wicked and manipulating religious faithfuls to sin and neglect God. "Hard mirror comes to mind"

God should just kill the devil,Lucifer or Satan, so that the world will be a better place.

Abi.

Or what do you think pastor?

Nice info,

on the contrary,

Jesus fed 5000 people and died a virgin, you bought a girl ordinary meatpie and you want to sleep with her..Your judgement is in heaven

Egbeda,Iyana Ipaja, Gowon Estate which is low cost, electricity available, security guaranteed and if you like jaiye jaiye there are a lot of merrimental places.

on the contrary

WAASCE 2015 Biology

Q2(a)(i) Mention 3 differences between Livestock A (Goat) and Livestock B (Sheep).

Check the answer a student gave;
1. The goat when you use it for soup it taste
waaaaooow but the sheep when u use it for
soup it does not taste waaaaow
2. Goats give soup perfume expecially the boy
goat but sheep dont
give soup perfume.
3. A goat can cross a road wisely but the
sheep is very foolish and walk slow on the road.
4. A goat has a sharp brake but a sheep don't
have sharp brake.
5. Goat head is smelling but sheep head is not
smelling.
6. Goat is on left side of God but sheep is on
right side of God.
7. Goat is stubborn but sheep is humble
8. Goat can jump and turn 360° but sheep cannot
jump and turn 360°.
9)the goat cry pobe pobe but sheep cries berh berh.

NCAN....Ebegda zone Lagos.

Yoruba's Always Making Nigerians proud in UK since time immemorial .

A man was shocked to see his beautiful divorced neighbor knocking on his door one Friday evening.
. "I'm feeling so lonely that I can't stand it." she said.
"I want to go out, get drunk & want to enjoy my life. Are you free tonight?"
"Yes!" he replied enthusiastically.
"Wonderful." she said.
"Then please take care of my kids...

*Moral :* _Please read instructions carefully before saying yes! All free items come with terms and conditions..._

Buhari : my government will pay unemployed Nigerians
5k every month.
People be like: sai Baba... change is
here..Nigeria will rise again! .

Buhari: I never promised to pay unemployed Nigerians
5k each month. .
People be like: No mind those Jonathanians. With their
fake news. Show us links where he promised that. We
are solidly behind you. Nothing for yam eaters .

Buhari : We have started collection of data to enable us
pay the unemployed graduates 5k. .
People be like : Where are those TANoids that said
Baba is not a promise keeper...shame on all PDP.
Baba till 2023 ! .

Buhari: I wont pay 5k to unemployed youths. Its not a
priority ! .
People be like: Baba is right! Whats the use of 5k?
What can 5k do to anyone. Mr president we love u.
Best president ever! .


I wont be surprised if I wake up tomorrow and hear : .

Buhari: Unemployed Nigerians should pay 5k every
month to the government: .

And still people be like: Think of what u can do for your
country and not what your country can do for you.
Baba is right. But I know those unpatriotic wailers
wont pay


. I don't think this is ordinary

We Nigerians clamored for change, is this the change we cried for?


We've tested both parties and discovered that they are not capable.
I think this is the right time for the youth to be united and takeover the country!!!

#Youths needs to takeover!!

A married man saved his girlfriend's phone number on his mobile as "LOW BATTERY" with no ringtone.

Whenever she calls him in his absence, his wife takes the phone and plugs it to the charger.

The guy has been nominated for Nobel prize for "Innovation & Peace"

to snap a boil in one's ass to know reddish it is.

"Treat all parts of your towel equally because the part that will clean your nyash today might clean your face tommorow"

Buhari please take heed.

on the contrary I think Majority of Nigerians needs to read this.



*"OMAR BANGURA from Sierra Leone has this to tell Nigerians;"*

"I don't think you guys know what you are playing with.
You can call each other names and laugh about it now but when you end up inciting hate here as I read through your posts here and a real civil war starts in your country you will regret what you are doing now.

Your religious and political leaders are trying to divide you between religious lines and you are helping them do that rather than standing up and say we are all Nigerians never mind our tribe, region or religion. That's the only stand that will save your blessed nation.

The foreign powers pushing the government to take certain decisions will abandon you when you start killing one another and reject you from running to their countries so be careful.

Our 11 year war in Sierra Leone was not even based on religious or tribal difference and see what we did to our country.
The worst conflicts are those based on tribal and religious differences. See Central Africa, Bosnia, South Sudan and Rwanda. To have a better knowledge of this, please watch the documentary/movie called _"Hotel Rwanda"_ or _"Sometime in April"._ My heart bleeds when I read what you guys are saying because I know what this will lead to. _*You will be the losers all of you whether Christian, Muslim, igbo, yoruba or hausa.

Stand as one and save your nation together because you have only one Nigeria that has the potential to lead Africa."

This statement Buhari made "I AM FOR NOBODY BUT FOR EVERYBODY" was a scam.

It is such a pity many of us believed him then.

I pledged to naija my country but how can I serve it with all my strength when I am hungry?


Moreover,

Is it that majority of Nigerians don’t wanna grow up mentally while our senators keep brainwashing them?

"Or how else do you explain that an average Nigerian graduate’s salary is 1/7th of that of a US graduate, while a Nigerian Senator’s salary is 8 times that of a US senator."



You see joblessness graduates shouting APC,PDP, na my tribeman, na my brother,na my sister, while they wallow in sorrow and frustration and their said mentors live a life of sophisticated luxury without noticing their plights.

This is not ordinary ooo

Interesting


Let me add mine.

Many people confuse "Goggle" for Google.

The former which is a protective eye-glass while the later is a worldwide renowned search engine,that is the subject of this thread.

Thanks

fulanimafia:
Great. We are building while others are bombing and destroying in their laughable bid to distract this administration.

8 years from now, they will still scream marginalization forgetting that they hailed the destroyers in their blind mindlessness, while others were constructing critical infrastructure.

Till today, northern states (especially Zamfara) receive much lower allocations than southern states, who even get 13% derivation extra which is looted by their leaders, who they strangely choose to defend when asked to account for their crimes.

Call it 'northernization' or whatever, the fact remains that the northern governors are utilizing their scarce resources judiciously and you will eventually bear the consequences of your myopia.

Kudos to Obiano, Tambuwal, Bagudu, Yari, Ambode, and other Governors that are delivering the dividends of democracy to their people.

huh

How much do Zamfara state generates to the National treasury that,you invariably feel they need high allocations?

See you praising and applauding northern elites and the rate of almajiris especially from Zamfara state is appalling.



Moreover, Last time I checked Dasuki,Nyako et al are from the north,stop cherry picking sir.


#No offense #

nice one from Baba.

But,

I am yet to hear Mr President remarks about the malicious killings carried out on Loco's community by the Fulani's ret.arded herdsmen.

Or are the herdsmen under immunity?

I don't get it.

Buhari :
my government will pay unemployed Nigerians 5k every
month.
People be like:
sai Baba... change is here..Nigeria will rise again!
.


Buhari:
I never promised to pay unemployed Nigerians 5k each
month.
.


People be like:
No mind those Jonathanians. With their fake news. Show us
links where he promised that. We are solidly behind you.
Nothing for yam eaters
.


Buhari :
We have started collection of data to enable us pay the
unemployed graduates 5k.
.


People be like :
Where are those TANoids that said Baba is not a promise
keeper...shame on all PDP. Baba till 2023 !
.


Buhari:
I wont pay 5k to unemployed youths. Its not a priority !
.


People be like:
Baba is right! Whats the use of 5k? What can 5k do to
anyone. Mr president we love u. Best president ever!
.


I wont be surprised if I wake up tomorrow and hear :
.


Buhari:
Unemployed Nigerians should pay 5k every month to the
government:
.


And still people be like:
Think of what u can do for your country and not what your
country can do for you. Baba is right. But I know those
unpatriotic wailers wont pay


.
Abeg no vex o. Is this thing ordinary?

Why won't it sinks. Huh

When instead of having technocrats at the upper stream of government, it is political criminals that knows nada about political policies.

Moreover,

A Nigerian graduate’s salary is 1/7th of that of a US graduate, while a Nigerian Senator’s salary is 8 times that of a US senator.

Just Imagine.

Too Bad

Haaaa. WTF

So people still believe in witches using magic to kill people in this current 21st century in Nigeria.

oh Lawd!!!


well I am not surprised.

No good governmental schools
Comatose education system
Criminals holding vital political powers
No jobs......


Moreover the day I saw a graduate from political science blaming his grand mother in the village for his failure due to her witchcraft. I gave up.

A man was shocked to see his beautiful divorced neighbor knocking on his door one Friday evening.
. "I'm feeling so lonely that I can't stand it." she said.
"I want to go out, get drunk & want to enjoy my life. Are you free tonight?"
"Yes!" he replied enthusiastically.
"Wonderful." she said.
"Then please take care of my kids...

*Moral :* _Please read instructions carefully before saying yes! All free items come with terms and conditions..._

IF GOD COULD PUNISHED ANANANIAS AND SHAPIRA IN THE BIBLE FOR STEALING ITS CHURCH PROCEEDS WITH DEATH.

THEN I WISHED DEATH TO ALL THE USELESS,REDUNDANT, WICKED POLITICIANS THAT HAVE BEING STEALING ALL OUR NATIONAL MONEY FROM INCEPTION.

THEY SHALL NEVER KNOW PEACE.

All including APC THIEVES AND PDP THIEVES

Bastards sons of a thousand Fathers.

Bridgetania:
www.google.nl/search?q=livescore+mobi&client=ms-opera-mini&channel=new&gws_rd=cr&ei=WjuBV-qkLsTuUveKnMAH


What about the Jw who don't believe in the existence of heaven or hell, what will u say they are afraid of??
By the replies I get, it seems like u guys are really the one scared of hell, coz u know karma's real that if u aren't punish in this life, you'll certainly get it in the next! :p

"If the Chinese had colonized Nigeria, you would have being worshipping Buddha"

May God help Us and Open our(all and sundry) eyes.

Bridgetania:
I think u atheist should stop using nairaland as a platform to discourage theist!..since u are wise enough, pls be content and remain where u are, stop dragging odas to ur misconcepted mentality!..;'( ...mbok!! Leave us alone ooooo.. I Believe in God Almighty and refuse to see reasoning to disbelief God!..Eve made this mistake by Allowing Satan through the form of a serpent to brainwash her and to convince and see reasons with him why God is a liar, Now even our generation is paying for it, coz tru dia sin, dey lost d perfect nature!. I AmA Believer!..no amount of carnal mind sensitization will change it!!!

It is easy to decipher when someone is thinking through its heart(affective) rather than its brain(cognitive).

Albeit,

how sure,if you are under Eve's position you won't do more than her?.

My dear,there are Christians some very fanatic,some active,some passive,some subjective while some are objective and seek empirical answers.

It is well with You.

When federal govt never fit dash common 5k to the unemployed as promised.

Don Jazzy I feel your reason.

on the contrary,

My prayer for you this beautiful Sunday Morning is that

"All your results shall come out POSITIVE except your HIV
result"